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Anonymous #7

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7717836 - 12/04/07 10:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

eww..


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Anonymous #15

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7717843 - 12/04/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It was dirty man, dirty.

The next morning I threw out all of my bed sheets and bought new ones. I cleaned like mad the next morning in my room, I cleaned stuff that was already clean. Just to get the dirtiness out of my mind.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7717845 - 12/04/07 10:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah.. i accidently stick my dick in their ass once and a while thinking its their vagina... muwahahaha, dumb gullible girls.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7717866 - 12/04/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
It was dirty man, dirty.

The next morning I threw out all of my bed sheets and bought new ones. I cleaned like mad the next morning in my room, I cleaned stuff that was already clean. Just to get the dirtiness out of my mind.




there's no fucking way i would have been able to get in the mood after vomiting. i hate vomiting. and i would be dreadfully embarrassed. not to mention that must either be one raunchy ass girl for still wanting to fuck her boyfriend's roommate after he projectile vomited all over her or you must be a truly handsome fucker.

also... i don't understand how you can accidentally slip it in her ass.. I mean, assholes aren't exactly loose and gaping. they're tight, dry, and resistant to entry without adequate lube.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7717889 - 12/04/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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there's no fucking way i would have been able to get in the mood after vomiting. i hate vomiting. and i would be dreadfully embarrassed. not to mention that must either be one raunchy ass girl for still wanting to fuck her boyfriend's roommate after he projectile vomited all over her or you must be a truly handsome fucker.

also... i don't understand how you can accidentally slip it in her ass.. I mean, assholes aren't exactly loose and gaping. they're tight, dry, and resistant to entry without adequate lube.




She was pretty dry, by no means was this a "heat in the moment" passion feast. I was so drunk and numb too, I couldn't really even feel much in my extremities.

haha, yea it was embarassing too.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7718133 - 12/05/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

enjoyed your story


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Anonymous #16

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7718203 - 12/05/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

One time, i was fucking a girl in the ass, and after we were done, she went to the bathroom in my room . . . let out the loudest after anal fart ever.

It was a sexual disaster!


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Anonymous #16

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7718223 - 12/05/07 01:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

and yeah im retarded, most farts are anal hahaha. But still.....

It was a sexual disaster!


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Anonymous #3

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7718255 - 12/05/07 01:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I put my dick in her ass a couple times thinking it was her vagina and she had to tell me I had the wrong hole.



I can't help but feel like I seen this ina movie somewhere
(like an actual movie...not just some porno or something)

and this girl's are shaking her head with this sly smirk saying something like: "that's the wrong hole"





or at least - I'm *hoping* it's from a movie...and not some memory of mine  :crazy:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7718295 - 12/05/07 01:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It was in that movie "don’t be a menace" with the The Wayans Bros.

Despite that I still believe him because a chick has told me the same thing. It doesn’t necessarily mean you were sticking it inside there ass. But if you’re pushing at the wrong whole, a typical response IME is "That’s the wrong hole". I've had it happen to me more than once.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7718314 - 12/05/07 01:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah...I've had those kind of problems myself (where you try to be all smooth about it, and it just keeps sliding off to the side an shit) first time I had sex actually - the girl just laughed at me after my fifth or sixth attempt, and simply reached down there and veered it in manually

apparently I was too 'macho' to just use my hand to aim it in myself  :lol:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #7718369 - 12/05/07 02:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well i came in a girl once and she got mad.

i never seen her since, that bitch better not call me up and be like haha heres your kid :eek:


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Anonymous #17

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
    #7718404 - 12/05/07 03:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

One night me and my ex were all fucked up and had been fucking nonstop for hours..sometimes I miss her..lol anyways, She was riding me and she was like I wanna do it reverse cowgirl so I said go for it.. well she stands up completely on the bed swings one leg around gets it planted then goes to move the other leg over the other side and she steps off the bed, falling and unluckily falling full speed with her ass plowing into my face. Thought it had broke my nose, but luckily it just blacked one of my eyes..HAH

Got a black eye from the brown eye..!


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Anonymous #15

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #17] * 1
    #7719101 - 12/05/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
One night me and my ex were all fucked up and had been fucking nonstop for hours..sometimes I miss her..lol anyways, She was riding me and she was like I wanna do it reverse cowgirl so I said go for it.. well she stands up completely on the bed swings one leg around gets it planted then goes to move the other leg over the other side and she steps off the bed, falling and unluckily falling full speed with her ass plowing into my face. Thought it had broke my nose, but luckily it just blacked one of my eyes..HAH

Got a black eye from the brown eye..!




that's fucking hot :hamsterdance:


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Anonymous #18

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7721445 - 12/05/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i got too excited when she was about to cum and started laughing!
no sex for me after that one :smirk:

i could elaborate on that but that pretty much sums it up, i beat my self over it again and again. i really liked that girl :sad:


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Anonymous #19

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7721550 - 12/05/07 07:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

do you giggle when you beat yourself over it?


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Anonymous #18

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7722901 - 12/06/07 01:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

sometimes :smirk:

but fortuntly i've had some reacent sex that made all that go away, the most amazing sex i've been waiting for ever since i knew i could cum :grin:


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Anonymous #20

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7723191 - 12/06/07 05:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I was going down on a girl and she let out the biggest fart in my face. I felt the fucking wind on my neck.
I would have been ok with it had it not actually stunk really bad (the fart, not the pussy).
it was a sexual disaster!

A girl also licked on my toes while I had a serious bout of athletes foot... I mean she was gobbling and slobbering all over my feet for a good 20 minutes and didnt say anything. Really, it doesnt do anything for me, but she seemed to be getting off on it so I rolled with it. Later, my roommate said some remark about how I always have athletes foot, in front of her, and she got really pissed.


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Anonymous #21

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7724379 - 12/06/07 12:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It was a couple of years ago.
I was at a friends party, and there was this girl there. She was really fine. Tall, well toned, athletic, generally hot.
We all got wasted, and i laid what little mack i had on her. I pulled the old "I'm homeless, and don't have anywhere to stay tonight"
On the drive back to her house, we kill a little bottle of jack, which was a mistake. We get home, and end up trying to have sex. Complete Whiskey dick. We fucked around for a long time, and nothing.
She starts getting mad, and i start laughing.
She's like "oh you think this is funny!" I was like "i don't even know your name" I thought telling her that i might be gay would help. It did the opposite.
She ended up outside trying to get her frustration out by picking a fight with a group of Mexicans. I was trying to mediate the situation by walking out buck naked, with nothing but a bottle of jack to cover up my no-no places.

Turns out she was 26, and i was 15-16. The whole thing was very illegal.

Wait, that was an awesome date. I guess i just wanted to gloat.
Sux i couldn't get my monster wet tho... I didn't get another chance to get laid for a few years afterwords.


-Dreamer987


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Anonymous #22

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7724417 - 12/06/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not small, I'm not overly large. I'm regular kinda dude.
Very long story shortened to my friend's girl decides to take me home to fuck me to get at my friend even though we are all complicit to the affair. Keep in mind that neither or friend has fucked girl before. She gets me home and gets the mood on and my cock out. When I went in I was seriously concerned. It truly felt like a hotdog in a hallway. I'd been around a few times so I knew that it wasn't because I was a small guy, either. I may not split a girl open but, for god's sakes, the entire surface area of my inserted penis should feel contact with vagina. This was very intermittent contact. Kind of like rattling a pencil around inside a toilet paper tube. I was actually worried for her health and asked her what was up. She said this wasn't usually a problem. I told her I couldn't get off like that and she agreed she wasn't getting off either so we just quit the sex mid-stream and called it a night.

Afterwards I conducted some interviews of her acquaintances and learned 2 pertinent facts:
1. Her casual nickname was "Firstname-"Black Hole"-LastName" due to her promiscuity.
2. She was public about her frequent masturbation with an extremely large dildo.

Never before or since have I felt such a loose pussy. It was beyond the idea of loose. It was like she had rode that huge dildo all the way to my house and had just removed it before I went in.

It was sexual disaster!

Where is a disaster from a female POV?


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