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This website connects you with an anon stranger to chat. Post some of your fun ones! I just talked to someone from australia who was was pretty boring. I think yall can have some fun with this tho! http://omegle.com/
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: namaste You: anyone home? Stranger: yeahh You: what's goin on over there? Stranger: nothing at alll, bored. yaknow. Stranger: what about youuu ? You: yeah i picked some mushrooms You: and ate them Stranger: oh, thats pretty amazing. Stranger: sounds fun. You: yeah You: scary sometimes Stranger: i believe that You: full on death You: then rebirth You: i'm okay now tho Stranger: good ! i dont want you to die ! You: it was touch and go wether i could remain sane You: i didn't really die, just left my body You: sorry for telling you about this Stranger: oh, its alright. You: have you ever got high on plants? Stranger: are you talking, like, whacky weed er somethin? You: yeah weed is good these days You: wake n bake Stranger: doesnt get any better. ya know You: yup, i smoke disiel all night You: yum yum Stranger: your my hero You: what do you do for serious fun? You: you're high right noe ! Stranger: well, i skate. im a killer at a game of ping pong. and im working on my fake accent, its coming along pretty well. Stranger: oh no. no im not. Stranger: ![]() You: what kinda fun can you get into with a fake accent? Stranger: you dont know until you try it. You: what accent has the biggest potential for some serious fun? Stranger: haha, without a doubt jersey accent. You: really? where should I try this out at? You: the bar? Stranger: yeah. tell me how it goes. You: probably get jumped by some douchebags Stranger: haha yes. majur douche. You: jersy accent wouldn't go well here on the west coast Stranger: well, i was born austrailian and then i moved to the states. my accent doesnt help me any at all. You: austalians are cool as hell You: all that i have met Stranger: yeah, maybe its the interaction with kangaroos. You: don't loose your accent, that would be a major fail! Stranger: i will never lose it! do you have an accent? You: Born and raised in cali. I guess we have a accent but I can't tell Stranger: that would make sense. You: If i went to aussie would you say i have a accent? You: is there a american accent? Stranger: uhm, yeah, pretty much. Stranger: my mum says so. Stranger: i just asked. You: that's crazy. I want to go to aussie because of the acacia trees You: they contain powerful medicine Stranger: haha i heard. You: really? most people guard that secret You: i think everyone should partake of that medicine tho You: teaches us that we are all eally One You: duality is an illusion You: do you think i'm crazy? Stranger: not really. You: lol, you're crazy then! You: just kidding You: i just spilt bongwater all over myself ![]() You: maybe we'll meet again on the other side? Stranger: sure! i think so. You: cool, peace friend! ![]() You have disconnected. Edited by Anonymous (05/10/09 02:05 AM)
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Wouldnt it be a coincidence if two people in this thread somehow met?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello You: he ll O Stranger: do you have jesus christ in your heart? You: hahahaha You: not at all You: don't buy it Stranger: what about in your testes? You: yes Stranger: is he therE? You: I have semen Stranger: jesus christ loves semen You: yea I know You: messed up Stranger: one day he went out with all of his semen and cummed on a bunch of fishes You: HAHAHAHA Stranger: to make bread for all of his wimmenz You: jerking off FTW You: :O
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Quote: ![]() seriously though, I lold.
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You: and jizz on her eyes
You: so she is blind You: for the rest of her life Stranger: hahaha Stranger: you can jizz on my breasts You: sweet You: you are a million miles away though You: ![]() You: so that wont work You: lol Stranger: what do you want to do with me, we can cyber You: i hear that You: what can we cyber on? You: you know a cyber site or osmething Stranger: cyber sex You: oh haha You: i hear that You: through thec hat You: stick your finger deep in your pussy and lick your fingers and enjoy it Stranger: ill squirt on your tummy, ram a screw driver up your ass and make you squeal like the little piggy you are You: wow You: Ill stick my huge penis in your pussy and ram you for one hour straight until I cause you to have a period because I am fucking you so hard and you love my beautiful face- and after wards I will look up all your blood and proceed to spit it in your asshole Stranger: ill cut of your penis and make a whistle out of it and play the national anthem while i menstruate in you mouth You: oooooooooooooh You: Ill chop off your nipples and glue them onto mine Stranger: This is Dateline NBC, I'am Chris Hansen. We've got your IP. You: what teh fuck You: LOL You: scared the shit out of me You: look at what you are saying You: freedom of speech You: ![]() Stranger: not when it comes to an innocent girls nipples You: I take it back You: i will only lick them You: not chop them off You: you can chop off my balls in exchange Stranger: my crew will soon be at your doorstep
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this chat seems like 4chan kids looking for sex.
out of 10 chats i got into it went like this. say hi to stranger: stranger: asl me old man outside your window. click one I answered the asl comment with, does that really matter, teehee. I think teehee was the key there, it got them thinking maybe it was a girl, then they started talking about something and my answer hinted that I was a male, then immediately they said, well gtg.. this chat has potential I think for people like me with social anxiety, and it could really help with conversation practice, but I think the LFsex people ruine it..
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It would be cool if you can choose a city or state for anon chat
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you're on to something there
lets make locmegele or something
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hell yea! if I only I knew how to web design? we should work on this project- me, you and another web designer and we can cash in and make millions while getting anon local sex in the process
woooottt
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hi im GTFO
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sk ate al ex two
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Strangerrrrrrrrrrr Stranger: danger You: would you doshrooms? Stranger: I've done acid why not do shrooms You: get on it already You: and mix in some MDMA too Stranger: Nah I have really bad flashbacks Stranger: I hate them :[ You: that soulds liek a lie You: maybe you hate yourself Stranger: Yeah? Stranger: That's what it means Stranger: That's what I though Stranger: t Stranger: What do I do now? You: if ur serious i suggest talking about your bad flashbacks. and try to understand them! Stranger: I know why I get them Stranger: When I get stressed out and have been sitting on the bed looking at the ceiling it will happen Stranger: Almost everytime You: do you feel vibrations? Stranger: Yes Stranger: But it's mostly mild hallucination You: like the ceiling breathes / twists? Stranger: yes Stranger: It's the growing and shrinking too Stranger: swirling You: well thats not really a flashback. if you smoke pot stop for a while. do you get the mindfuck though? Stranger: No I don't get the mindfuck Stranger: I just don't like it Stranger: Acid was a mistake Stranger: I don't like being remidned You: do u smoke weed? Stranger: Occasionally You: stop You: i am willing to bet when you are stressed out you are thinking of the same stressful stuff u thought of while tripping. You: like how a smell can remind you of a place. Stranger: Yes You: chill out mannnnnnnn Stranger: It's just like that Stranger: I'm a girl :{P You: hahaa respect You: well snce this is anonymous and all will you let me know what the problem is? Stranger: Yeah I'll tell you why not Stranger: Basically a guy in my life told me not to trip that night, I was out with my guyfriends and lied and said I wouldn't. It happened and I have never done hard drugs before. It was very intense and scary and I kept worrying about what he would do. I told him a month later and he flipped on me very badly. Bad times. Very bad. You: well do you feel like you are the same person? You: before/after? You: www.shroomery.org <---- its a great place for you to discuss problems like this.
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yer all talkin to each other LAWL
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: word Stranger: nigga You: whats up yo Stranger: nigga spotted You: niggas Stranger: nigga niggas nigga ? You: fo shizzle hizzle dizzle Stranger: ohnoes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi! You: do you like donkeys? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hHHHHhhhhhhhhhEEeeeeeeeeeeLLLLLL Stranger: thankgod Stranger: the weirest gayest thning happend Stranger: i kept getting the same guy You: weird You: what was he saying You: lol Stranger: he woudent say hi or anything Stranger: just go Stranger: asl Stranger: m or f Stranger: then id tell him Stranger: he would leave Stranger: 3 times in a row You: lol You: guessing you're a guy You: haha Stranger: mhm Stranger: guessing your Stranger: actually Stranger: i donno Stranger: what are u? You: I am ann amphibian You: I come from Krato Stranger: lol Stranger: well dont they have genders to? You: I kn0w the secrets of the universe You: we are a-sexual You: sex doesn't evene xist here Stranger: so in short term Stranger: your a dude You: well I can't have a penis or vagina You: so? You: not really sure You: maybe I dont know everything You: :'( Stranger: blah blah ![]() You: have any questions? You: about the world? You: government secrets? Stranger: nope ![]() Stranger: im pretty content no knowing all You: ![]() You: guessing you don't use psychedelics You: they were put on earth for the deep thinkers Stranger: haha You: that want tof igure it all out Stranger: or Stranger: to take thinkers away You: nah You: that would be heroin You: and crack You: lol Stranger: lol ok Stranger: but being a non gender thingy Stranger: is nothing to do with the drugs? Stranger: right? :P You: whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You: you cant lose your gender from drugs Stranger: im tired You: i hear that You: my ship is taking off soon You: gotta fly back to Pluto Stranger: same same You: my dog is waiting there You: and all my marijuana is on the ship Stranger: is your dog pluto aswell? You: how did you know? You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: is your ship a trash can? You: :O You: thats disgraceful You: trash doesnt compute in my mind You: i think of society when i think of trash You: mindless corporate business Stranger: well woudent u wanna disguise it? You: trying to win the rat race You: pure evil You: americans have got it backwards Stranger: lol alright bro You: but you seem like you have potential Stranger: im actually british ![]() You: dont let others bring youd own Stranger: i just presumed u were american You: you are lucky then You: although You: british has some issues too You: such as their bathrooms You: have bad lights Stranger: lool Stranger: i agree You: and not enough paper towels Stranger: we have a lot of bad points Stranger: but You: they also need better candies Stranger: it could always be worse Stranger: it could always be american You: that is true You: ship takes off in 20 seconds You: *zip zap* You: *bloop* You: bye bye Stranger: lol Stranger: enjoy your trip You: will do You: *eats acid* You: *runs away* Stranger: using the trip word for a reason ![]() Stranger: laters
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thats fun No. 2
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Stranger: you callin me asian bitch?
Stranger: I KNOW ITZ YOU You: ching chang wang Stranger: i aint asian You: yea you are You: your dick is tiny Stranger: no Stranger: its the size of an acorn!
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This was a good one:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: wazap You: not much, how are you? Stranger: just biding my time You: cool You: wanna hear a neat religous belief I made up? Stranger: yessir You: we live the exact same life repeatedly because the universe endlessley recreates itself the exact same way because nothing can alter its course, its all one You: so this is our only life You: but we get it over and over again, its just we never can know that its the only one You: because in between, the universe ends and begins again Stranger: you just totally blew my mind You: nice You: it had the same effect on me You: i think it makes some sense You: you? Stranger: i am still trying to understand what you just said You: ask me any question you want about it Stranger: so we constantly re-live our lives, because the universe is... You: a loop Stranger: ah Stranger: so i am living the same life i lived a long long time ago? You: the only perpetual motion machine that will ever exist You: well yeah, but if this is true then there is no such thing as time Stranger: whoah You: its all just one thing, a cycle You: and because its an endless self-similar loop, the recreations are identical, and indiscernible You: there wouldnt be any such thing as motion either Stranger: wow You: its just all displacement, because nothing can be created or destroyed You: yin and yang and whatnot Stranger: like energy You: yeah You: but not even that, lol You: just "it" You: and we're all in it You: but yeah, i think you get the idea though Stranger: yeah Stranger: i have never heard of a theory like this You: neitzche had a version that was slightly difference You: different You: his said that given infinite time and infinite chance, everything will happen again You: eventually Stranger: interesting You: the pythagoreans thought we lived the same life repeatedly too You: but im not sure how close their theory was to mine You: im on the fence as to whether I should make this idea more public to try to replace religion with this idea, because its much more sensible to me Stranger: wait pythagoreans as in pythagorean therum? You: yeah You: lead by pythagoras Stranger: wow dude if you go public i will endorse you Stranger: this is just so cool You: heh, thanks You: i've told a lot of people You: you should too You: its no ones idea Stranger: so essentially not yours? You: i'd be a hyppocrite to guard it from everyone, being that if it were true there is no "me" to be worried about credit You: it would just be a result of what happened You: i just ended up coming up with it, but im not important, the idea is Stranger: you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar You: it might make people live this life in such a way that they would want to do their best, because it would be their only You: thanks man You: it would also stop all suicides You: because suicide would be no escape Stranger: wow Stranger: but, if like you say that life is just one loop, then in their previous loop they would have committed suicide also? You: yep Stranger: so there would actually be no stop to it You: well, they wouldnt know about the last time You: and technically since the last time is indiscernible from this one, there wouldn't really be multple times You: because it would be impossible to tell the difference between the loops You: it would basically just be one loop Stranger: what? You: theres a philosopher named leibniz who thought of this law called the identiy of indiscernibles, it basically means that if there are absolutely no differences between two things, there aren't actually two things, just one Stranger: understandable You: yeah, i think so You: thats not the most important element You: but it follows from the idea You: to be honest, I thought of this while tripping and when I did I layed down in my bed and cried to god that I had ended up thinking of this idea, because i felt like an enormous weight had been put on my shoulders to spread the world You: i dont believe in god though, unless "everything" counts as god Stranger: wow You: so who are you? what do you do? You: im a college student from PA Stranger: i am just a high school student You: thats cool Stranger: yeah but seriously you are brilliant You: never was much a fan of HS You: don't say that, its not true Stranger: and why not? You: because if I am right, then all I am is a part of somthing greater than myself, I cant take credit because there is no me You: i wouldnt even have free will You: well, thats a hard thing to explain with this You: because the more you consider that everything is determined, the more free you become, or at least it seems that way You: but then again, some people never consider that idea at all, and they get by just fine You: ultimately, I think fate is a real thing because there is only one past, but we can develop the appearance that we influence our fate Stranger: holy crap i think my brain just exploded
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: Greetings! Stranger: asl You: no, cable, why? Stranger: u r not funny Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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With a lil help from buddy Datura
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey ![]() Stranger: how are you today ? You: well, all in all OK Stranger: Same, Same You: good, we cant complain ![]() You: so, what are you looking for? Stranger: i dont know. what are you looking for ? You: chat, hopefully interesting You: HOLY CRAP! Stranger: Holly crap ?! Stranger: lol what just happened You: my cat just jumped in my face! Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: are you okay ? You: that creeps me the fuck out Stranger: hhahhh why You: shes been dead for two years Stranger: wtf ?!?! Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i mean RIP Kitty You: when she got run over I put her in her basket.. believe me after a few weeks it was clear she wasnt going anywhere You: but now she got out? Stranger: Hahaha i have a dog in a basket.. he drowned:( You: you laugh, but dead is dead, this is creepy! You: one moment, hes after my parrot Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited by Anonymous (05/11/09 08:22 PM)
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: are you a girl? like big cock , and its also horny and its not under 18!? You: why yes I am Stranger: jst asking You: ok Stranger: where are u from? You: my mom You: u? Stranger: creative Stranger: u might have 13 years old Stranger: lol You: sweet Stranger: you know why?! You: cause I have nice tits Stranger: lol Stranger: how about big cock You: they better be nice I paid 12 grand for them Stranger: are u interesting? You: yeah im interesting WTF kind of question is that Stranger: do u wanna check? You: check what? Stranger: my big cock? You: do you wanna check out my big cock? Stranger: no, do u wanna check mine? You: I have one dont need to see another Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wang is that you? Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Stranger: hi
You: hi You: how goes Stranger: yes You: yes? Stranger: yes Stranger: oh please Stranger: yes Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: really? Stranger: please Stranger: ys You: no way! Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: yes You: yesyeysayesyesysyesyesyyesyesyes Stranger: please Stranger: yes Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: nononoononon You: nonononononononoonononononononon Stranger: yes Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: nonolonononononononono You: fucknofucklnopfuckno Stranger: to our Saviour and Lord-Jesus You: HAHAHAHAH You: fuck jesus Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl You: fuck you Stranger: k Stranger: wh Stranger: y Stranger: so fiesty? You: haha Stranger: haha Stranger: rp? You: rp w0t Stranger: nvm Stranger: guess not You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off Stranger: good Stranger: wanna cyber Stranger: im horny You: sure Stranger: male or female? You: i'll be the bitch You: you like dogs? Stranger: love em Stranger: and horses You: i like your style Stranger: i did it with a horse last week You: you seen the mr hands video? Stranger: nope Stranger: should i have You: hang on Stranger: k You: here it is http://www.2guys1horse.com/ You: that guy died You: stabed him in the guts Stranger: lmao Stranger: best thing ive seen all day You: hahahaaa Stranger: thanx for that You: sure Stranger: made me feel better Stranger: but u know what would feel even better? You: what? Stranger: ur dick in my ass You: only if you pretend to be a german shepard. Stranger: anything for u You: ok, get to it You: here boy * whistles Stranger: ooh i like it ruff Stranger: i get down on all fours Stranger: waiting for ur huge dick You: dogs are always on all fours Stranger: not me. You: *feeds you some bacon shit i got from walmart Stranger: i like to strut...do u have a problem with that?? Stranger: hahah lmao Stranger: ur funny. Stranger: i hate it. Stranger: it disgusts me. You: *pushes button on shock collar You: * throws frisbee Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: all you faggots just say asl? asl? Stranger: yeah Stranger: just because we're faggots Stranger: ![]() Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: its my birthday You: yay! Stranger: asl You: fuck you Stranger: its my birthday You: yay! Stranger: asl You: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: I once bought adult diapers and shit myself, then i was scared someone might find it so i put it in a bag and threw it in my neighbours yard You: hahaaaaa You: i like your style Stranger: yep You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off You: i also huff paint Stranger: sweet You: i like gold Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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i found someone from the shroomery
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: bitch Stranger: hahaha Stranger: jk You: haha Stranger: hi You: this is a fun game You: fgt Stranger: this place is very tits indeed You: need more drugs Stranger: omg me tooooo You: *high five Stranger: im gonna go smoke a blunt in a little bit Stranger: wanna join? You: i wish, im just gonna huff this can of paint Stranger: lucky Stranger: i wish i could get inhalants in my part of town Stranger: lol You: gasoline?! Stranger: nah, not my cup of tea Stranger: i like the mellowness of computer duster Stranger: lawllawllawl You: nerd rips You: i tried to get someone on here to pretend to be a dog while i cyber fucked them Stranger: hahahahahaha You: didn't work Stranger: what they say? You: disconect Stranger: awww mannnn You: haha Stranger: wooof You: *throws frisbee Stranger: fuck yo frisbee You: *rubs bacon grease on dick Stranger: hahahahahahahahah Stranger: wtf lolzor omg You: oh boy Stranger: what happened Stranger: ? You: w0t Stranger: i was gettin off You: haha Stranger: hah You: *puts on dress Stranger: *licks his nuts You: *also licks you nuts Stranger: *bites off dick and buries it You: *calls humane society You: youre going down Stranger: wtf, im the animal here damnit You: *puts you in car and goes to humane society Stranger: *projectile vomits all over the car causing above douche to wreck You: *screams racist shit on the side of the road while on phone with insurrance Stranger: haha Stranger: this makes my pussy wet You: rule #1: there are no girls on the interwebz Stranger: so says you Stranger: you sound like your on teh shroomery You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off You: sound familiar? Stranger: omg i know who you are Stranger: well i dont know you but i've heard of you You: hahahaa, who are you? Stranger: im *************** You: im sherm s. sherman esq. the first Stranger: i dont post much especially cuz of fuckin faggot finals You: im bored as fuck Stranger: im gonna go do more droogz Stranger: i'll see you around You: keep up the good work, have a good one. Stranger: you too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: i keep dropping stuff on my carpet
You: and i can't get it cleaned You: i pick up the dirt, but more dirt is always there You: i don't think there really is any dirt at aLL! You: i took too mcuh acid!' Stranger: get a wife You: all i got is a dog You: and i cant find him! You: because i can't fit in my bedroom anymore Stranger: get a wife. You: i tried but i realized that before i reach my door i would end up too far away from here You: help[! You: can you be my wife Stranger: im too old for you i can tell by your social skills. You: oh my god.. You: what is that! You: what is that ! You: oh shit You: its my dog You: hahaha You: damn im lost Stranger: ha ha Stranger: :/ Stranger: well apparently you found your dog You: i can't remember what i was trying to remember Stranger: so you're not as lost as you think you are You: but where are we You: i thought this was my room b ut it isn't i think You: its different colourd... You: have you taken acid before man Stranger: im a woman Stranger: and no You: can you tell me what is happening woman? You: hey? can you be my wife? Stranger: as i said Stranger: youre way too young for me so lawl, thanks but no thanks You: no i bet i'm not You: but acid makes me childlike Stranger: no, i bet you are You: and i look at hte world with wonder You: and confusion god damn Stranger: you take acid. enough said. You: how old are you You: jerry garcia took acid, and he was an old man You: how old are you You: m'lady Stranger: o lawd You: dang. i keep not being sure if im typing correctly Stranger: you keep not being sure? You: exactly! Stranger: well said, m'lad, well said... Stranger: i'm 23 You: people always say they think i'm 23 You: so we are pretty much the same age You: sometimes they say 22 though Stranger: again, youre too young for me You: you are just agist You: you need to accept that we are all really one You: time doesn't exist! it's all the same day man You: i mean lady You: tomorrow never comes Stranger: it does You: and yesterday was never here Stranger: and then you decide to take another hit Stranger: like a moron Stranger: and then fall into the same time perception Stranger: sad You: lsd isn't bad You: it is beautiful Stranger: alright man Stranger: im out You: acha You: take some lsd one day You: and you will understand this conversation Stranger: lol its ok Stranger: i dont need it Stranger: thanks though
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Stranger: make me horny You: hi You: ok You: has it been raining where you are at all? You: rain is totally cool You: and that should make you horny Stranger: no You: ok Stranger: im touching myself as we speek You: ok You: so you are already horny You: this is good You: it makes my job easier You: since I will have to put less work into making your horny since we don't have to start from scratch. Stranger: talk to me sexy You: you are really hot You: also You: you are not ugly at all You: you are the most beautiful thing on the planet Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: ever sucked a penis You: yes You: I do it every day Stranger: kool You: I am quite an expert in fact Stranger: whats your method? You: How many penises do you have for me to suck? Stranger: 1 You: my method is confidential You: just one? Stranger: yeah sorry ![]() You: I can gobble that shit down in no time You: I would prefer for to six pensises You: it would be awesome if you had some coming out of your head You: like three Stranger: hmm maybe You: two above the ears and one right on top like a unicorn horn You: imagine the possibilities You: anyway Stranger: lots of cum You: invite your friends over You: yea Stranger: m/f? You: my friends and I once had a blowjob competition You: and I won You: I am f/23 Stranger: nice 1 You: how about you? Stranger: im 19 m You: yea we had 12 girls in my parents bastment You: it was amazing You: there were six lucky guys Stranger: awesome You: and I won the semifinals Stranger: wish i was one You: and then the finals You: and I finally sucked this one really big one off six times to win the championship Stranger: was it how ever maid them cum the quickist? You: so I can really say at this point that I am an expert You: they really like it when I scream Stranger: kool You: for some reason that increases cum times quite a bit in most cases.\ Stranger: yeah it does it to me You: where are you located? Stranger: yorkshire You: oh You: that is really far! You: i am im south africa. Stranger: owh ok You: yea You: its actually beautiful down here You: its like california You: with lots of machine guns everywhere Stranger: i see You: Perhaps you would like to visit? Stranger: yeah maybe You: yea???1 You: I would be stoked! You: you could sleep in my bed You: and I live alone in a totally sweet pad! Stranger: are you good in bed? You: yes You: amazing You: the best You: we had an orgy once and I "won" it Stranger: nice Stranger: do you have a nice ass You: yes You: its amazing You: legandary here in south africa in fact Stranger: kool Stranger: i whats the biggest cock you have had? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: yellow or green
You: Your IP adress is being reported , do not leave this site. There is a car on the way to your house. You are under suspicion of illegal drug use. You: green You: LOL Stranger: good choice Stranger: is the car green Stranger: i love running from the poilice You: ![]() Stranger: gives me something todo You: well sir this is not a joke You: we have your logs and your ip adress Stranger: sweet You: we will be there in five minutes Stranger: im chillen Stranger: come on it Stranger: in* You: do you think this is a game? You: drugs are illegal You: and ruin your soul Stranger: they are You: drugs will rape your family Stranger: i seen it Stranger: my balls itch
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Last night some girl sent me an erotic picture :].
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got a hot chick's nude pic tonight- INTERNET SCORE! lol
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: you horny? You: no faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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good one!
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You: you are you
Stranger: no, you is you, you're using the third person there Stranger: you are YOURSELF Stranger: that is grammatically correct You: you are but the winds in the cloud You: the psychedelic journey awaits you Stranger: AHOY THERE ME HEARTY Stranger: NAME BE CAP'N JASPER Stranger: And yar... how the wind graces me sails You: NO WAY! You: I thought you ya'rrd my weed You: off teh boat You: we were delivering to jamaica MAN You: MON Stranger: bad times Stranger: Homophobic fucks Stranger: ................................ ................................ .............................,.- .........................,/..... .....................,?......... .................../............ ................./.............. .............../................ ..............?.....__.......... ............./__.(.....?~-,_.... .........../(_....?~,_........?~ ..........{.._$;_......?=,_..... ...........((.....*~_.......?=-. ...,,,___.\`~,......?~.,........ ............(....`=-,,.......`.. ............/.`~,......`-....... .............\`~.*-,............ ,,_..........}.>-._\............ .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.......... ...................`=~-,,.\,.... ................................ ................................ ................................ ................................
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Stranger: hia
You: ps yc he de l ic You: h e l l o Stranger: hia You: hi a You: hi gh a Stranger: troll You: tr o ll You: ![]() You: no way Stranger: yeh way You: nuh uh Stranger: ah haa You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You: isnt the point of anon chat to troll? Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You: whats the fun in doing otherwise? You: not looking for my wife on here You: :O You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You: mine is way longer You: ;% Stranger: gutted i can't marry you now ![]() You: ;[ You: daMmmmmmmmmmmNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnn Stranger: yeh!!!!!! >:( You: YeA y0 You: the clouds are eating me Stranger: who should i go for now? Stranger: devouring You: go for You: devil dogs You: munch ies Stranger: yeah ... sounds easier You: y e a You: or some nice g i r l s You: ![]() Stranger: wh y do y ou do ra ndom spa ces in wo rds You: h mm mm m m m You: qu est ion ing m y m i s t uq ue You: *fail* You: that is trollish Stranger: ofcourse You: ![]() You: :P Stranger: oooh low blow You: why are we on earth? You: the point isn't the answer You: ![]() Stranger: dunno You: its the mystery You: that sucks us in You: :O Stranger: yeah..... why do you think we should be on mars? You: 0 0 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0 You: mars has good drOOgz Stranger: or in a totaly different universe? You: we could go to different universes Stranger: wat... iron??? You: gaNjA Stranger: that would be cool ..... in a time machine You: alien strains You: take mushrooms Stranger: rofl You: enter next dimension Stranger: yeh propee different dimension Stranger: proper* You: ):):)):):):):) :):) :::) : ) ::) : :: ) : :::) :You: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]] You: [-('-)])] Stranger: you're random You: thats what she said Stranger: who? the queen You: when I hate her apples You: no Hitlery Bitchton You: on her campaign Stranger: ahh You: i stole her apple You: and she got pissssssed Stranger: rofl toffe apple? Stranger: toffee* You: no regular apple, what am I chopped turkey? You: ![]() You: then Obama made a speech and that's how he won You: because of the appl You: e Stranger: yeah... cause clinton was sooooo worried about her apple Stranger: obviously You: ex act ly You: remember when she drank You: that shot on her campaign? Stranger: not really.... but anyway You: it was because of me You: to cure the pain Stranger: nice vodka? You: now she is in therapy You: yea vodka Stranger: oooh rite You: i fucked her mentality up Stranger: all the pieces are fittin together now Stranger: its like a murder mystery You: I am going to try to steal Obamas Hershey kisses next week You: hes gonna lose it Stranger: no way!!! You: yes waY!!!!!!! You: pay attention to Onion News Stranger: have fun You: it will happen You: OK Stranger: ofcourse... or even wolf news You: ex ac t ly You: vagina news You: :O Stranger: tut tut You: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Stranger: im guessin your a guy You: y e S You: how bout U Stranger: psychic You: oooooooooooooooh Stranger: girl obvvv You: how old are you? Stranger: 15 u? You: lol You: jailbait Stranger: too young eh?? You: hahaha yea You: see me in 3 years You: ![]() Stranger: ahh well :P Stranger: ritee ho You: ok bye young lady You: watch out You: for clinton You: she is insane You: and psychotic Stranger: ok... im gonna have bad dreams now Stranger: :P Stranger: bye for now old guy xD You: ;p Stranger: stayyyy crazy x You: def You: ![]() Stranger: xD Stranger: lol smiley rally now isi? You: :O You: ![]() You: :o You: :U Stranger: xD You: :8 Stranger: ![]() You: :----> Stranger: 8) Stranger: 8O Stranger: o_o Stranger: xP Stranger: ;D You: 0-0 Stranger: anyyway ........ You: 8----------------------> You: lol You: b y e\ Stranger: t rrrrrr aaaaaaa xx
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi I am not a girl You: ; ) Stranger: haha Stranger: 이씨발새끼가 Stranger: 어디서 코갤러새끼까 Stranger: 뒤질래 You: holy shit You: the buddhist monk? You: *bows* You: 어디서 코갤러새끼까
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hot girl? Stranger: raped Stranger: yes Stranger: but raped You: LLOOLL You: :?: Stranger: i am a psychiatrist from mongolia You: serious? Stranger: yess You: girl? Stranger: you from russia ? Stranger: feale Stranger: female You: america You: you got raped? Stranger: yes Stranger: banged' Stranger: in the ospital You: damnm Stranger: hospital You: can i see picture of you You: ![]() Stranger: sure , give your fucked mail You: lol You: LOL Stranger: +91 9991995715 save my number to your fucked phone You: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: your fucked number ? You: you should be a comedian You: my fucked number is 911 Stranger: wow , if i called this , there is some fucked police You: yea tru\ You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOL You: ok fucker You: gotta sleep You: have a fucked night You: ![]() Stranger: fucked bye
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I was fuckin around on this site a while ago. Fun times when you're bored.
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this girl called me ugly
![]() ![]() shes a hideous creature
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello Stranger: Have you ever killed a man? Stranger: Not easy You: Only by selling him crack You: but then it wasn't me You: it was his fault Stranger: It was kinda indirectly you Stranger: But he played a part in it You: Hes the one that smoked it Stranger: I killed a man with my own two hands once Stranger: I'd do it again, too Stranger: Just for the thrill You: Did you stare into his eyes as he died You: and roar into the air You: alerting the spirits that he was coming Stranger: No, I stood over him and spat on his corpse You: Did you touch him after? You: You can tell me. Stranger: I cut off his hands as a reminder Stranger: Just liek the rest of them You: Do you use their hands to jerk off? You: that would be the ultimate stranger. Stranger: What no thats fucked up You: And killing somone and enjoying it isn't? Stranger: Only a sicko would do that You: Where do you draw the line? Stranger: Jerking off with dead bodies Stranger: Thats the line You: I see. You: Well, you don't know what your missing. You: Just sayin :S
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: are you sane? You: i hope not You: you? Stranger: some crazy guy went off on me.... You: i've killed cats to get off Stranger: RAPE!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im gonna be honest im a 45 year old man interested in 14 year old girls You: are you a stranger in danger? You: You should know I work for the NYPD Stranger: yOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I would too, wouldn't tell anyone though.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: marij Stranger: hi, are you a girl with a webcam for a normal videochat? You: yes You: i am 12 You: yeards old You: jk You: 16 You: how old are you baby? Stranger: 18 You: ok want to see my pussy You: ![]() You: ![]() Stranger: just your face Stranger: lolz You: why? You: ![]() You: why just my face You: lol Stranger: to start with :P Stranger: msn? You: LOL You: one sec Stranger: k You: http://www.lurkmall.com/previews Stranger: very pretty Stranger: do u have msn for the webcam? You: you are under arrest You: for trying to have sex Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: cheese please mom Stranger: ~~ Stranger: opps You: o you brought spaghetti how nice Stranger: ~~ You: whats that, a basket of rolls Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey, so guess where
You: it's almost 4:20 You: where I am You: and you know what that means You: wawawa Stranger: you are chinese ,right? You: toronto Stranger: ........ You: i am canadian You: no chinese Stranger: o..... You: you? Stranger: hong kong You: is it 4:20 there? Stranger: yes You: really? You: pm? Stranger: yes You: it's 4:20 am here You: that is cool Stranger: yes You: but you know, really, 4:20pm is 16:20 hours You: 4:20am is the real 4:20 Stranger: ok You have disconnected.
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You: modest mous
You: e Stranger: yes You: interpol You: arcade fire Stranger: yes yes You: LOL You: ur really quiet You: ![]() You: y is that Stranger: i dont know Stranger: what do you want me to say? You: can i see a picture of you? You: i like to know who I talk to You: ;] You: talking to' Stranger: ummm well i just got a next comp so i dont have any pictures on here yet You: lol You: youre korean You: wow You: busted Stranger: hahashut up You: so obvious You: holy fuck You: you ssuckc You: WOW You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedba
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that was fucking awful
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Stranger: Get out
You: let's do this Stranger: fuck you You: maybe? Stranger: 뭘 아마도야 You: lies Stranger: Fuck you Stranger: you Get out You: you already said that Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: 420AM Stranger: FUCK A DUCK You: EAT A PINK Stranger: ELEPHANT You: :O You: YOUS A GAY FISHES Stranger: BALLS OF STEEL You: CRACK ON A WHEEL Stranger: vagina on a whEEL/ You: VAGINA ON MY EYES Stranger: :O You: ;O Stranger: SUCKY SUCKY 5 DORRAH You: THROW OUT YOUR LAUNDRY You: STOP RAPING YOUR LITTLE SISTER WITH YOUR WOODEN SPOON Stranger: FUUUUUUUUU You: OUR PRIEST IS HIGLY AGAINST THAT You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: TIME PARADOX You: TIME DOESNT EXIST Stranger: WHERE ARE WE You: GOTTA PASS OUY You: WANNA HEAR A JOKE FIRST? Stranger: YES You: KNOCK KNOCK Stranger: WHO'S THERE You: DISCO Stranger: DISCO WHO You: DISCONNECTED Stranger: WEEEE You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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In this chat, the future of China-US relations is revealed...
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: hi You: Hallo Stranger: from? You: PNW Stranger: fucking american Stranger: fucking japanese Stranger: fucking french Stranger: fucking korea You: Haha, it was just telling the last douchebag how much I distrust Asians. Stranger: what u want to fuck? You: Ok, let's do it. Stranger: americanand french, asshole Stranger: all bitch, penis Stranger: mother fucker You: DO you have tourette's? Stranger: no You: Did you google "tourette's"? Stranger: no Stranger: i wont Stranger: never Stranger: fucking American You: Yankee You: eat shit You: you gonna die outta cancer I promise You: deep pain... Stranger: fucking american You: no one do what you did to me Stranger: all American are shit You: bastard You: eat shit You: go sucking dicks on an airplane You: piezo di merde You: You Canadian? Stranger: im chinese Stranger: cow Stranger: fucking japanese You: Why do you hate all Americans? Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: because here there are lots of fucking americans Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: v You: Here there are lots of fucking Chinese but I don't hate Chinese Stranger: fucking Indonesia, go to the hell Stranger: okay Stranger: im Stranger: the fucking Stranger: okay Stranger: i know Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia You: What is wrong with you? Stranger: in okay Stranger: i hate Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking American Stranger: fucking japanese Stranger: fucking korean Stranger: fucking french Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: fucking Indonesia Stranger: asshole Stranger: fucking Indonesia You: Do you think China will invade the US? Stranger: we cant Stranger: we have no enough power You: million man army? Stranger: no, we need more mordern weapons, but we havent now Stranger: The United States is the world's largest terrorist Stranger: u know? You: more or less Stranger: We Chinese never disturb other countries Stranger: But why other countries disturb us ? You: Do you eat dogs? Stranger: i never Stranger: but some people here eat Stranger: they say it's delicious Stranger: You think this cruel? You: not necessarily You: dogs are pretty nice though Stranger: and what about the japanese and Indonesia killed our chinese? Stranger: they killed my mates Stranger: killed the young Stranger: killed the female Stranger: and raped them Stranger: they r not human Stranger: They are beasts Stranger: all of them are beasts Stranger: fucking You: the japs slaughter dolphins every year too Stranger: yeah Stranger: and norway Stranger: shit, the whole world is to protect them, and these people are going to kill them Stranger: They are too selfish Stranger: hey, r u still there? You: yeah Stranger: oh, im sorry You: it's ok You: are you more relaxed now? Stranger: okay Stranger: im eating, byebye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: where ya from? Stranger: india Stranger: asl??? You: oh im from Oz. im 12, what is this? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: yeh You: where are you from? Stranger: Canada Stranger: u?? You: US here Stranger: cool Stranger: where in the states You: Arkansas Stranger: oh wow You: deep in teh south Stranger: i only heard of little rock You: thats about it You: biggest city in the state with 150,000 Stranger: oh wow thats small You: less than 3 million in the whole state Stranger: damn never knew it was trhat small You: got some beautiful scenery though Stranger: im from the deep south too Stranger: of canada Stranger: yeh the south seems really nice Stranger: but is it really how i imagine? You: it is pretty big, just not very denslely populates Stranger: is it all hicks? You: there are a lot of religious rednecks here Stranger: are southern ppl generally dumber than ur average american? Stranger: or is that a bullshit stereotype You: no not really You: that is a stereotype You: mainly because of our accent Stranger: lol ur right on the money Stranger: what r u surrounded by? Stranger: like which states You: we do tend to do things a bit differently down here You: Texas and Oklahoma are to the west You: Missouri IF to the north Stranger: oh wow ur very deep in the south You: is* You: Mississsippi is to the east You: and Louisianna is to teh south Stranger: nice Stranger: is everything pretty nearby? You: yea I'm pretty deep in teh south You: it is 93 degrees F here with a heat index of 103 Stranger: oh wowww You: it is fucking HOT Stranger: i thought it was hot here You: unreal heat Stranger: how do u handle that? You: I have seen people from teh Arizona desert complain about the heat here You: Air conditioning for the most part Stranger: ahhh i see You: lots of shade trees too Stranger: how fars the atlantic from u? You: I'm closer to the Gulf of Mexico Stranger: ahhh i see You: get the remains of some hurricanes here at times You: tornados too Stranger: r u in tornadoe valley? Stranger: is that what they call it? You: not really Stranger: more 2 the west? You: that is in Oklahoma Stranger: oh ok You: yea a few states west of me Stranger: so wats ur favorite southern state You: I grew up here so I gotta say Arkansas. There are soem truly beautiful places here Stranger: lot of wilderness im assuming You: it isnt called The Natural State for nothing Stranger: nice Stranger: whats the closest big city to u? You: I jsut came back from a trip to Heber Springs You: Pine Bluff is the closest big town to me You: it is about 30 miles east of me Stranger: sorry, i meant like a major city Stranger: like maybe an atlanta? You: Oh, I guess it would be Memphis or Dallas Stranger: ohh cool Stranger: ive always wanted to check out memphis Stranger: is it really unwalkable? Stranger: i heard its really fucked up down there Stranger: in terms of crime You: I drove through there last week You: cops are pretty thick You: I'm sure there are places you dont wanna be after dark You: just like every major city Stranger: yup thats true You: Little Rock used to have a bad rep for gang violence Stranger: when i think of the southern cities i think of a lot of crime You: Pine Bluff is the asshole of the state Stranger: yeh i heard theyve really cleaned up little rock Stranger: or its changing 4 the better You: Little Rock is a lot better You: Pine Bluff is the bad city now Stranger: oh thats fucked Stranger: how about new orleans? Stranger: is it a ghostown? Stranger: after the whole katrina thing You: I heard it is stilll in bad shape You: I havent been ther myself though Stranger: ohh Stranger: y not? Stranger: is mardi gras still around Stranger: u shud go You: It is about a 10 hour drive You: maybe more Stranger: ohhh okk i see Stranger: lol ill get to NY in that time You: I hve been to the Gulf Coast once You: went to Gulfport Miss. You: that is some nasty water Stranger: lol Stranger: i always envisioned the gulf coast water as nice and clear You: it probably is near Alabama or Florida You: I was right near the Mississippi river You: lotta silt in teh water Stranger: ahh fuck You: that is one BIG FUCKING river man Stranger: haha yup it is You: it is at least 1/2 mile at Memphis Stranger: holy fuck Stranger: so have u gone to mexico? You: nop You: farthes west I have been is Dallas Stranger: how bout north? Stranger: ever been 2 canada? You: Went to basic training for the army in South Carolina and Georgia You: farthest north I have been is an air port in Philly You: Been to St Louis many times Stranger: always wanted to go 2 philly and try a philly cheesesteak You: Went to Germany in the Army Stranger: yeh ive been to washinton and colombus Stranger: thats all in the states You: got to see Scottland, that is the farthest north I have been Stranger: nice Stranger: u been around a bit Stranger: at least more than me You: tend to do that in 42 years ![]() Stranger: oh shit haha Stranger: ask me where ive been in 20 yrs then Stranger: maybe my resume will be something like urs You: lol Stranger: come visit canada tho, im sure ud enjoy it You: join the military and see the world while yo have the chance You: that is what I did You: I couldn't have done it otherwise Stranger: yeh thats true, it'll get u around Stranger: id like to just pack up my bags 1 day and hit the road for like a year You: I only spent 3.5 years but I had a BLAST while I was in Stranger: go on a roadtrip across the states and canada You: that would be fun but expensive Stranger: lol thats where the dream ends man Stranger: no money 4 that shit Stranger: maybe 1 day tho You: yea, I plan on making a trip to Ohio next June Stranger: so hey, who do u guys cheer for in arkansas? Stranger: whats ur sports team? You: gotta save up the $$$ to do so Stranger: yup 4 sure You: We dont have any Pro teams You: all we have are college sports Stranger: yeh i know, so who's ur loyalty towards then Stranger: ahh ok i gotcha You: I'm not into sports much Stranger: u think u guys could support a pro team down there? Stranger: oh ok You: I'd rather watch teh Olympics or the X-Games Stranger: winter olympics in canada for 2010 Stranger: hopefully we can get 1 fuckin medal You: HAve you swimmers start smoking weed like Phelps You: lol Stranger: hahha You: that was awesome You: he shouda owned up to it IMO Stranger: i thought he did? Stranger: it was pretty obvious You: he appologized for it You: he shoulda said "yea I smoke weed....so what" You: I just broke a record Stranger: lol You: what do you think about pot smokers now Stranger: lol thats a fuckin good point Stranger: wat can the media really say lol Stranger: u smoke weed? You: yea You: been smoking weed for 25 years You: do you Stranger: yup Stranger: us canadians love our dope You: doesnt everyone though You: ever done shrooms? Stranger: cant see why not Stranger: yeh i tried them twice Stranger: the buzz took too long to kick in, so i smoked weed to kick it up a notch You: oops Stranger: well it was good actually, the buzz then hit me and i was flying high Stranger: i know it wasnt just the weed, cos weed doesnt get u like that You: no shrooms are nothign like weed You: I love them, only do them 2-3 times a year You: but I find them essential to my mental well being Stranger: lol yup Stranger: gotta get crazy once in a while just to keep sane Stranger: so wat do u guys usually smoke down there? Stranger: joints? like in the zig zags? You: If done properly they can be like a re-boot for your mind. Giving you a fresh start at life You: I like my lil glass pipe Stranger: oh nice You: Joints tend to waste weed more....but I like the taste of a nice joint You: I used to have an ice-bong that was simply amazing to smoke out of Stranger: i like the pipes too, but i like joints because u can actually just sit there and smoke Stranger: oh wow Stranger: u ever smoke blunts? You: yea, I'd rather smoke a joint though....dont like the tobacco Stranger: ahh ok You: smoking on my pipe as we type Stranger: yeh i fugure that shit aint too great on the lungs Stranger: oh dam u got it good Stranger: i wish i could do that Stranger: hey buddy i got to go You: k
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Stranger: whaaat?
You: Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!] Stranger: That shouldn't be able to say that Stranger: THAT WAS ONE GODDAMN TIME Stranger: THE BOY TOLD ME I COULD Stranger: HE HAD TO FUCKING CRY Stranger: AND TELL HIS MOM Stranger: hello? You: hello Stranger: asl? You: 18/f/phily Stranger: Meh Stranger: You're too old. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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5min = real
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: llol i have to pee so bad You: brb 5min You: 19f Stranger: you 19 f? You: back, no 40mUSA, you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ------ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: loll i have to pee so bad You: brb 5min You: 19f Stranger: 20m Stranger: nice to meet you Stranger: busy ? You: back, 42mUSA, nice to meet you too Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: loll i have to pee so bad You: brb 5min You: 19f Stranger: haha okay You: back. 26/m/USA, you? Stranger: 17 f australia You: cool You: where's australia? Stranger: are you serious? You: lol not sure. is it in europe? Stranger: oh my god. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Man I have had some interesting conversations at that site.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: where are you from? Stranger: korea You: WOW, Im in the US Stranger: oh You: are you worried about N Korea? Stranger: yes Stranger: I really. You: I'm sure you are, I would be too if I lived next door to them Stranger: haha Stranger: R U male? You: yes Im 42 and male Stranger: oh Stranger: I'm 29 female. Stranger: no Stranger: 19.. Stranger: was born 1989 You: I have a daughter older than you Stranger: oh Stranger: haha Stranger: what do you do? Stranger: :-) You: I am disabled, bad back. You: So I spend a lot of time on line ![]() Stranger: oh I see =) You: I used to be a factory worker Stranger: ah You: I made the steel-cord that goes in tires Stranger: oh Stranger: That's good. Stranger: Where are you in US Stranger: ? You: I have a friend that still works there and the plant isn't doing well You: I'm in Arkansas You: THe Bible Belt Stranger: haha Stranger: My mother is pastor =) You: Is religion very important in Korea? You: what religion are you? Stranger: christian. You: that is.......odd Stranger: why? You: I would have expected something more Eastern.like hinduism or buddhism Stranger: korean almost have buddhism or christian Stranger: not hinduism haha You: I see You: were you born a christian? Stranger: Yes. You: Me too, but I have since shed my belief in any one religion You: I believe that all religions have truth in them You: the arrogance of the christians here have turned me against the religion Stranger: oh.. You: I believe in the general message that Jesus was trying to get out You: Just not his Divinity Stranger: but Stranger: umm.. Stranger: anyone know truth. You: the truth is in the eye of the beholder You: every person will experience truth in a different way You: to say that your truth is better than my truth is arrogance You: I see this a lot in American christians Stranger: That's right. Stranger: =) You: there are many fundamental christians here that take the bible as the literal truth You: I have friends like this You: if you are not a believer in Jesus then you are going to burn in hell You: you are looked down on like a dog You: they are as bad as fundamental muslims Stranger: haha I see. You: America is far from the land of the free that we paint ourselves out to be You: some places are much more free than others You: but the Bible Belt isnt one of them You: for example...........you cant buy alcohol in my county Stranger: oh really? You: Yes, there are many of these 'dry counties' in the Deep South (Bible Belt) You: religiouos fundamentalism run rampant You: You cant run for public office if you are an atheist Stranger: My mother maybe like there. hehe You: hahaha You: I find it difficult to live here. You: I wish I could move to California Stranger: oh Stranger: why not move? You: much more liberal state You: hahaha You: I dont have the money to make a move like that You: it is almost 2000 miles away Stranger: oh Stranger: so far. You: The U.S. is a very large country Stranger: I want to go abroad to SUNY for study Stranger: spring in 2010. You: you will LOVE it You: I got to go to Europe when I was in the Army You: just getting to visit another country is a blast Stranger: I visited USA in 2004 You: where? Stranger: deitroit You: Bgi City You: big Stranger: and Stranger: cincinnati Stranger: I can play the korean traditional instrument. Stranger: so they invite me. You: that is awesome Stranger: do u know lion's club? You: I have herad of it Stranger: they invite me. Stranger: =D You: you mus t be very good You: did you like the States Stranger: yes. Stranger: cincinnati is very clean Stranger: and awesome. Stranger: but detroit is Stranger: little bit dangerous I think.. Stranger: I heard the sounds of gun.. You: haha yea you will hear teh sound of guns in many large cities in America You: You got to visit the northern states Stranger: yes. Stranger: ohio You: there are some extreemely beautiful places in the deep south You: I have some pictures of some rivers in the Ozark Mountains Stranger: oh You: I wish I had them on line so I could share them with you Stranger: oh good. You: I will try to upload some to Rapidshare so you can see them Stranger: yes. Stranger: thank U Stranger: XD You: here is teh link to one of the pix You: http://rapidshare.com/files/2485 You: copy and paste You: it will take a few seconde to view it unless you have a subscription You: that is my friend in teh creek Stranger: gorgeous You: the water is VERY cold Stranger: oh You: another pix of the same creek You: http://rapidshare.com/files/2485 Stranger: I want to go there right now T_T You: haha You: it is one of my favorite places in the state Stranger: oh Stranger: nice You: there are places like that all over nothern Arkansas Stranger: very clean Stranger: oh... You: yes very clean You: it is a state park You: I went camping there last weekend Stranger: oh Stranger: I envy U Stranger: T_T Stranger: want to go there and rest.. You: hahaha You: that was my plan but I always come home tired from walking trails and swimming and jumping off cliffs You: the only bad thing si the heat You: it is was 95 degrees F yesterday Stranger: oh.. Stranger: hey Stranger: do u have Stranger: msn? Stranger: or twitter? Stranger: I want go to sleep T_T because 3:30 am in korea Stranger: but I want keep in touch with you. You: I have a Yahoo address You: not into the facebook or twitter Stranger: ok You: send me mail at ********** You: I will send you more pix Stranger: OK Stranger: Thank you Stranger: bye You: no problem Stranger: :-) You: jut say hello from korea in teh title Stranger: haha Stranger: ok You: that way I know it is you ![]() Stranger: yes. Stranger: thank you.
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I debate water fluoridation with a dentist!
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i think i'm ready for my close up You: Fluoride is poison! Stranger: liar You: send me a picture Stranger: you don't like me Stranger: i don't like you You: No, I tihnk I do like you though. Stranger: is that money in your pocket or are you happy to see me? You: I'm not wearing any pants, you must be refering to my hip goiter. Stranger: pure satisfaction You: 99.8% pure You: impurities limited to .007 ppm You: But sometimes a turd falls into the vat Stranger: aand scene! Stranger: you know, you're wrong about fluoride You: how so? You: what are you, a dentist? Stranger: fluoride is good for your teeth. it strengthens it. Stranger: yeah...you can get too much fluoride, but overall the benefits are good Stranger: because i just wrote a paper on it You: That may or may not be true (fluoridosis is a bitch, and fluoride has been shown to make teeth brittle) You: Why should it be added to drinking water? Stranger: it's fluorosis Stranger: are you in the us? Stranger: no, you're wrong. fluoride makes teeth stronger Stranger: stop reading that anti fluoride site You: You realize the label on toothpaste says "If you accidentally swallow more than used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately"? You: lol Stranger: what makes you think that's from fluoride? Stranger: are you in the us? You: yes i'm in the us why? are you a hater? Stranger: no. i am too. i just wanted to give you some websites... Stranger: http://www.cdc.gov/fluoridation/ You: Q:what makes you think that's from fluoride? A: because fluoride is the only toxic ingredient in toothpaste! Stranger: ok..but read about the benefits and saftey You: You didn't answer my question You: Why should it be put in the drinking water?? Stranger: we should put it in our drinking water because fluoride (at optimal levels) will strengthen teeth You: Almost all toothpaste already contains it... You: dentists administer it Stranger: it's a cheap and effective way to give fluoride Stranger: omg let me finish You: school nurses administer it You: It's also highly toxic Stranger: also...people in poor neighborhoods who may not have access to dental care can get fluoride through drinking water Stranger: fluoride is proven to reduce dental caries Stranger: there are many studies done on it Stranger: look around Stranger: get out of your bubble! You: Were there any studies done on the long term effects or efficacy or water fluoridation prior to the introduction of it into municipal water supplies? You: That's great, maybe it does reduce cavities Stranger: don't give me that cancer crap You: tjhat justify pjutting a toxic substance into drinking water? You: lol, I never said cancer, did I? You: You're a dentist, aren't you? Stranger: they obviously regulate the amount to be the least amount possible to provide benefits Stranger: i just think you should stop believing what people tell you and read about the scientific studies You: Yeah? How did they determine this correct amount where dental benefits are provided but the possible deleterious effects of a highly toxic substance are eliminated? Stranger: i don't know..i didn't do the research Stranger: why don't you look it up? Stranger: here: http://www.cdc.gov/fluoridation/ You: There's no way to determine it, how are they going to collect the data for the experiment? lol Stranger: Safety and Fluoridation Is community water fluoridation safe? Yes. Extensive research conducted over the past 60 years has shown that fluoridation of public water supplies is a safe and effective for all community residents. More recent reviews of the safety of water fluoridation include a comprehensive review of the scientific literature by the U.S. Public Health Service in 1991 and by the University of York in 2000. Additional information on safety can be viewed. The overall value and safety of community water fluoridation has been endorsed by * CDC. * U.S. Surgeons General (Oral Health in America and other reports). * U.S. Task Force on Community Preventive Services. * American Dental Association. * American Medical Association. * American Association of Public Health. * U.S. Public Health Service. * World Health Organization. You: Wow, endorsed by all the big beauracracies! You: Well, it must true then. You: Lol! Stranger: why are you so anti-fluoride? Stranger: well excuse you...but it's based on years of scientific research You: Because I don't want rat poison in my fucking drinking water! Stranger: that's how we figure stuff out...science! Stranger: omg it's not rat poison Stranger: you've been reading fluoride alert, haven't you? You: If I want to subscribe to the supposed benefits of fluoride, I'll visit my dentist or brush with a 99c tube of Crest Stranger: Fluoride's benefits for teeth were discovered in the 1930s. Dental scientists observed low decay rates among people whose water supplies contained natural fluoride. Studies conducted during the 1940s and 1950s confirmed that when a small amount of fluoride is added to the community water supply (fluoridation), decay rates among residents of that community decrease. Early studies focused primarily on the benefits of water fluoridation for children, but recent studies demonstrate that decay rates in adults are also reduced as a result of fluoride in the drinking water. Fluoridation benefits people of all ages and backgrounds. Water fluoridation prevents tooth decay mainly through direct contact with teeth throughout life, but also when consumed by children during the tooth forming years. The most inexpensive way to deliver the benefits of fluoride to all residents of a community is through water fluoridation. All water naturally contains some fluoride. When a community fluoridates its water, it adjusts the level of fluoride in the water to an optimal level for preventing tooth decay. Currently, more than 184 million people in the United States are served by public water supplies containing enough fluoride to protect teeth. You: Besides, drinking water is for swallowing You: my teeth aren't in my stomach Stranger: it's not "supposed" benefits Stranger: and it's not just for you...it's to help other people of the community Stranger: what about the people who can't afford dental care? Stranger: fluoride helps strengthen their teeth so thei have least cavities or none at all You: These quotes are from http://www.fluoride-journal.com/ "I looked at the new dental statistics that had been collected while I was away for my own Health District, Auckland. These were for all children attending school dental clinics — virtually the entire child population of Auckland. To my surprise, they showed that fewer fillings had been required in the non fluoridated part of my district than in the fluoridated part. When I obtained the same statistics from the districts to the north and south of mine — that is, from "Greater Auckland," which contains a quarter of New Zealand's population — the picture was the same: tooth decay had declined, but there was virtually no difference in tooth decay rates between the fluoridated and non fluoridated places. In fact, teeth were slightly better in the non fluoridated areas. I wondered why I had not been sent the statistics for the rest of New Zealand. When I requested them, they were sent to me with a warning that they were not to be made public. Those for 1981 showed that in most Health Districts the percentage of 12- and 13-year-old children who were free of tooth decay - that is, had perfect teeth - was greater in the non-fluoridated part of the district. Eventually the information was published" Stranger: it's about reaching more people who don't have access to care Stranger: okay. where is that from? all my sources are from the cdc? You: Don't you think reducing cavities should take a back seat to potentially compromising the health and well being of an entire populous? You: I gave you the source. Stranger: cavities is a great health concern. why would you ignore the health of your mouth? Stranger: and it's not compromising the health of the population because there is a LIMIT to the amount of fluoride in the water Stranger: your county checks the amount daily You: Just because you're source is a US govt Bureaucracy doesn't mean it invalidates mine Stranger: what is your source? it sounds like something someone made up to scare folks like you Stranger: i mean...what...do you get your facts from wikipedia too? You: Look, I'm not disputing dental health is a good thing (though Americans do put too much emphasis on it)... You: ...I'm simply arguing that a highly toxic substance shouldn't be added to drinking water at any amount. Stranger: um no. if anything..there isn't enough emphasis on it You: haha You: are you a dental student You: or a practicing dentist? Stranger: you do know that the health of your mouth is related to your overall health too... You: There's no way to prove that fluoridated water does not have some deleterious effect to those who drink it, even if it is very subtle. You: Maybe it makes bones more brittle You: or maybe at calcifies glands You: or affects hormone balance You: maybe it doesn't You: It's not posible to really confirm this, or do you disagree? Stranger: the fluoride in your drinking water is at a safe level You: define "safe" Stranger: safe enough for you to consume on a daily basis Stranger: are you a frequent visitor of fluoride alert? You: You mean safe enough so I won't die or become noticably ill from it? You: That's not good enough for me. You: I want pure drinking water, is that not a reasonable want? You: No, I've never been to that site You: But maybe I'll check it out! Stranger: nothing is pure okay Stranger: check this out Stranger: http://www.ada.org/public/topics Stranger: you should read up on that You: WHat's your point? Stranger: my point is water fluoridation is a good thing Stranger: http://www.adha.org/oralhealth/f You: The reason you keep throwing links from the CDC and ADA at me is that you can't make a reasonable argument that drinking water adulterated with a toxic substance is preferable to pure drinking water. You: If you had two glasses of mountain spring water in front of you and on had fluoride added, which would you choose? Stranger: no. i'm giving you those links so you can read what the professionals who have extensively research it say You: Admit it, you're a dentist! Stranger: i obviously did not do the research and studies myself. i'm opening a door for you. Stranger: it doesn't hurt to take a peek! You: About those two glasses of water... You: which do you pick? Stranger: the one with fluoride added Stranger: they have those now You: Lol! You: You sure did drink the Kool-Aid! Stranger: what kool-aid You: Why not go eat some toothpaste, it tastes delicoious! Stranger: toothpaste is for your teeth You: WHich is it, dental student or dentist? You: And fluoridated water is for your whole body? Lol! Stranger: does it matter? Stranger: fluoridating water is way to give fluoride to the community...to people who may not even have toothpaste! You: When people come to you for fluoride, do you have them swallow it? Stranger: what are you talking about? You: Oh wow, what a gift to the community. You: I think people should be allowed to choose whether they ingest an extremely toxic substance.....in any amount. Stranger: aah and so there you are. Stranger: but what about the people who don't have access to fluoride? they can drink the water with fluoride and you can drink your water bottle ![]() Stranger: and i keep telling you...the levels of fluoride in the water is safe Stranger: just like people can choose to eat organic Stranger: you're one of those organic people, aren't you? You: HGow are you comparing the choice to eat organic with a fluoridated water supply? You: When fluoride is in the tap water, there is no choice! lol You: You never defined safe, nor could you. Stranger: i keep telling you that the levels of fluoride in tap water is safe Stranger: safe means not to cause harm Stranger: i'm tired of running in circles Stranger: you're obvious set in your position Stranger: obviously* Stranger: i keep throwing these reliable resources Stranger: but you keep going to your beliefs You: How can you define harm when the only thing you're considering is teeth? Stranger: they've done massive amounts of studies Stranger: look them up before you start spitting out words You: Your sources don't form a reasonable argument on their own. Stranger: my sources are backed by years of studies You: Can you positively say that fluoridated water doesn't potentially have a deleterious effect to helath? Stranger: fluoridated water does not (based on science). too much fluoride can cause fluorosis. Stranger: i'm about done. any last words? You: Oh, science. Well once you say that word, I guess that's the end of it, huh? Stranger: i want to enjoy my nice cold glass of TAP water You: Fact is, you really don't know if it' harmful. You: Neither do I. Stranger: how do you know anything? You: That's why it shouldn't be in drinking water. Stranger: okay.. you believe what you want and i'll believe what i want ![]() Stranger: we're obviously on different sides Stranger: there's no choose trying to sway the other You: Yes. Keep willfullyi ngesting your poison in the name of dentistry, and keep foistering on everyone else in the name of science. Stranger: yes. i will do all of that and i will like it. Stranger: i will enjoy my fluoride like i enjoy an ice cream on a hot day You: Go enjoy some television. Stranger: i don't watch much tv. Stranger: i guess i was right... Stranger: when i said.. "you don't like me, i don't like you" Stranger: have a nice day, sweetie Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: hii Stranger: whats up? You: the opposite of down Stranger: lol where are you from? You: earth Stranger: do you have a vagina? You: that depends, do you want me to? Stranger: yes. You: then yes, yes i do Stranger: what are you wearing? You: nothing Stranger: my cock is hard ;o You: that's pretty hott Stranger: i wanna cummm can you help me You: sure You: what do you need help with? Stranger: do u have a cam? You: no Stranger: awwe ![]() You: yes, i know, it makes me sad too Stranger: so what are you really wearing? You: i already told you Stranger: are you a virgin? You: that depends You: on what your definition of "virgin" is Stranger: have you ever been fucked before? You: no, but what about blowjobs? Stranger: blowjobs don't count :P but they're awesome either way sooo You: yes You: anyway, i have some sad news for you Stranger: is it that you have a penis? You: yes, youve been chatting with a man the entire time You: pwned You: bye You have disconnected.
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Not as good as the dentist one. >:3
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Quote: the dentist one is classic. reminds me of Dr. Strangelove.
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Stranger: hey
You: yo Stranger: do you like s and m? You: sugar and marshmellows? You: hell yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: m or f?
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Anonymous #2 your posts are making me
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Wow, I just spent a good 2 hours on that site talking with someone from the upper Amazon region of Brazil. I
teh interwebz.
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i didn't even type anything before i got this from someone
"Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!...DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING READ YOU IDIOT? GO FUCK YOURSELF"
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i had a 2 hour conversation with a girl from vancouver last night. (for the record i didnt know she was a girl until half way through...) this is a fun site.
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Quote:Glad you cleared that up; otherwise I might have thought you were gay.
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ha well most the guys on that site say "asl" or "post tits" or something like that the first thing. that's no way to impress the ladays
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Quote: Talking on the internets for two hours is no way to impress them either. Get out and see a real girl.
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i mean... at two in the morning with nothing open it's kind of hard to meet women
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Get a normal sleep schedule, go to sleep at midnight, wake up at a decent hour. Then you won't have a problem.
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Quote: but that is impossible
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ha
Stranger: hey You: heyo Stranger: whats up You: nottin Stranger: vool Stranger: your a guy arent yoi You: indeed Stranger: http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.c You: and u?> You: ok hold on You: ew You: you look like the girl i was kickin it with last night You: except fatter Stranger: lol fuck you You: ha Stranger: i bet you penis is the size of a pencil You: its true it is Stranger: a sharpedned pencil You: and just as sharp You: bitches love it Stranger: by love it you mean yahn at it You: well it does make them open wide You: for one reason or another Stranger: i hope someone bites your dick off one day Stranger: you faggit You: your titties are too small You: and your face is shaped weird You: it also looks like you ahve some bad scoliosis You: get that checked out Stranger: lol you should talk i bet your like 5 years old and your balls havent even dropped yet You: r u horny or something? Stranger: no i really wanna take a knife and cut your fucking balls off then drench myself in the bload and then rape you You: ok sounds good You: your e penis is huge Stranger: at least i have a penis as apposed to you who has nothing but a patch of skin where a penis should be You: you are the nastiest looking transexual i have ever seen. holy fuck Stranger: ITS A TRAP! Stranger: you` masterbated to a trap just a second ago You: i didnt masterbate to that piece of shit picture Stranger: lol sure You: you think i'm fucking crazy? Stranger: no i just think you a big faggot Stranger: with a small penis You: i have a terrific 8 inch penis that your skank ass will never see Stranger: lol You: put ur pants back on You: bitch Stranger: you got trolled btw youre the one who should put there pants back on fag. this is the internet take complaints to ebaumsworld plox
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