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Anonymous #10
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10323488 - 05/11/09 05:29 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi! You: do you like donkeys? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10323555 - 05/11/09 05:49 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stranger: hey You: hHHHHhhhhhhhhhEEeeeeeeeeeeLLLLLLllllllllllllllOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo Stranger: thankgod Stranger: the weirest gayest thning happend Stranger: i kept getting the same guy You: weird You: what was he saying You: lol Stranger: he woudent say hi or anything Stranger: just go Stranger: asl Stranger: m or f Stranger: then id tell him Stranger: he would leave Stranger: 3 times in a row You: lol You: guessing you're a guy You: haha Stranger: mhm Stranger: guessing your Stranger: actually Stranger: i donno Stranger: what are u? You: I am ann amphibian You: I come from Krato Stranger: lol Stranger: well dont they have genders to? You: I kn0w the secrets of the universe You: we are a-sexual You: sex doesn't evene xist here Stranger: so in short term Stranger: your a dude You: well I can't have a penis or vagina You: so? You: not really sure You: maybe I dont know everything You: :'( Stranger: blah blah You: have any questions? You: about the world? You: government secrets? Stranger: nope Stranger: im pretty content no knowing all You: You: guessing you don't use psychedelics You: they were put on earth for the deep thinkers Stranger: haha You: that want tof igure it all out Stranger: or Stranger: to take thinkers away You: nah You: that would be heroin You: and crack You: lol Stranger: lol ok Stranger: but being a non gender thingy Stranger: is nothing to do with the drugs? Stranger: right? :P You: whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat You: you cant lose your gender from drugs Stranger: im tired You: i hear that You: my ship is taking off soon You: gotta fly back to Pluto Stranger: same same You: my dog is waiting there You: and all my marijuana is on the ship Stranger: is your dog pluto aswell? You: how did you know? You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: is your ship a trash can? You: :O You: thats disgraceful You: trash doesnt compute in my mind You: i think of society when i think of trash You: mindless corporate business Stranger: well woudent u wanna disguise it? You: trying to win the rat race You: pure evil You: americans have got it backwards Stranger: lol alright bro You: but you seem like you have potential Stranger: im actually british You: dont let others bring youd own Stranger: i just presumed u were american You: you are lucky then You: although You: british has some issues too You: such as their bathrooms You: have bad lights Stranger: lool Stranger: i agree You: and not enough paper towels Stranger: we have a lot of bad points Stranger: but You: they also need better candies Stranger: it could always be worse Stranger: it could always be american You: that is true You: ship takes off in 20 seconds You: *zip zap* You: *bloop* You: bye bye Stranger: lol Stranger: enjoy your trip You: will do You: *eats acid* You: *runs away* Stranger: using the trip word for a reason Stranger: laters
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10323664 - 05/11/09 06:12 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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thats fun No. 2
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10323677 - 05/11/09 06:16 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stranger: you callin me asian bitch? Stranger: I KNOW ITZ YOU You: ching chang wang Stranger: i aint asian You: yea you are You: your dick is tiny Stranger: no Stranger: its the size of an acorn!
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10323934 - 05/11/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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This was a good one:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: wazap You: not much, how are you? Stranger: just biding my time You: cool You: wanna hear a neat religous belief I made up? Stranger: yessir You: we live the exact same life repeatedly because the universe endlessley recreates itself the exact same way because nothing can alter its course, its all one You: so this is our only life You: but we get it over and over again, its just we never can know that its the only one You: because in between, the universe ends and begins again Stranger: you just totally blew my mind You: nice You: it had the same effect on me You: i think it makes some sense You: you? Stranger: i am still trying to understand what you just said You: ask me any question you want about it Stranger: so we constantly re-live our lives, because the universe is... You: a loop Stranger: ah Stranger: so i am living the same life i lived a long long time ago? You: the only perpetual motion machine that will ever exist You: well yeah, but if this is true then there is no such thing as time Stranger: whoah You: its all just one thing, a cycle You: and because its an endless self-similar loop, the recreations are identical, and indiscernible You: there wouldnt be any such thing as motion either Stranger: wow You: its just all displacement, because nothing can be created or destroyed You: yin and yang and whatnot Stranger: like energy You: yeah You: but not even that, lol You: just "it" You: and we're all in it You: but yeah, i think you get the idea though Stranger: yeah Stranger: i have never heard of a theory like this You: neitzche had a version that was slightly difference You: different You: his said that given infinite time and infinite chance, everything will happen again You: eventually Stranger: interesting You: the pythagoreans thought we lived the same life repeatedly too You: but im not sure how close their theory was to mine You: im on the fence as to whether I should make this idea more public to try to replace religion with this idea, because its much more sensible to me Stranger: wait pythagoreans as in pythagorean therum? You: yeah You: lead by pythagoras Stranger: wow dude if you go public i will endorse you Stranger: this is just so cool You: heh, thanks You: i've told a lot of people You: you should too You: its no ones idea Stranger: so essentially not yours? You: i'd be a hyppocrite to guard it from everyone, being that if it were true there is no "me" to be worried about credit You: it would just be a result of what happened You: i just ended up coming up with it, but im not important, the idea is Stranger: you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar You: it might make people live this life in such a way that they would want to do their best, because it would be their only You: thanks man You: it would also stop all suicides You: because suicide would be no escape Stranger: wow Stranger: but, if like you say that life is just one loop, then in their previous loop they would have committed suicide also? You: yep Stranger: so there would actually be no stop to it You: well, they wouldnt know about the last time You: and technically since the last time is indiscernible from this one, there wouldn't really be multple times You: because it would be impossible to tell the difference between the loops You: it would basically just be one loop Stranger: what? You: theres a philosopher named leibniz who thought of this law called the identiy of indiscernibles, it basically means that if there are absolutely no differences between two things, there aren't actually two things, just one Stranger: understandable You: yeah, i think so You: thats not the most important element You: but it follows from the idea You: to be honest, I thought of this while tripping and when I did I layed down in my bed and cried to god that I had ended up thinking of this idea, because i felt like an enormous weight had been put on my shoulders to spread the world You: i dont believe in god though, unless "everything" counts as god Stranger: wow You: so who are you? what do you do? You: im a college student from PA Stranger: i am just a high school student You: thats cool Stranger: yeah but seriously you are brilliant You: never was much a fan of HS You: don't say that, its not true Stranger: and why not? You: because if I am right, then all I am is a part of somthing greater than myself, I cant take credit because there is no me You: i wouldnt even have free will You: well, thats a hard thing to explain with this You: because the more you consider that everything is determined, the more free you become, or at least it seems that way You: but then again, some people never consider that idea at all, and they get by just fine You: ultimately, I think fate is a real thing because there is only one past, but we can develop the appearance that we influence our fate Stranger: holy crap i think my brain just exploded
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #12]
#10324091 - 05/11/09 08:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Greetings! Stranger: asl You: no, cable, why? Stranger: u r not funny Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10324146 - 05/11/09 08:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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With a lil help from buddy Datura
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: how are you today ? You: well, all in all OK Stranger: Same, Same You: good, we cant complain You: so, what are you looking for? Stranger: i dont know. what are you looking for ? You: chat, hopefully interesting You: HOLY CRAP! Stranger: Holly crap ?! Stranger: lol what just happened You: my cat just jumped in my face! Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: are you okay ? You: that creeps me the fuck out Stranger: hhahhh why You: shes been dead for two years Stranger: wtf ?!?! Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i mean RIP Kitty You: when she got run over I put her in her basket.. believe me after a few weeks it was clear she wasnt going anywhere You: but now she got out? Stranger: Hahaha i have a dog in a basket.. he drowned:( You: you laugh, but dead is dead, this is creepy! You: one moment, hes after my parrot Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited by Anonymous (05/11/09 08:22 PM)
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10324606 - 05/11/09 10:09 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: are you a girl? like big cock , and its also horny and its not under 18!? You: why yes I am Stranger: jst asking You: ok Stranger: where are u from? You: my mom You: u? Stranger: creative Stranger: u might have 13 years old Stranger: lol You: sweet Stranger: you know why?! You: cause I have nice tits Stranger: lol Stranger: how about big cock You: they better be nice I paid 12 grand for them Stranger: are u interesting? You: yeah im interesting WTF kind of question is that Stranger: do u wanna check? You: check what? Stranger: my big cock? You: do you wanna check out my big cock? Stranger: no, do u wanna check mine? You: I have one dont need to see another Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10324678 - 05/11/09 10:25 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wang is that you? Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10324694 - 05/11/09 10:28 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stranger: hi You: hi You: how goes Stranger: yes You: yes? Stranger: yes Stranger: oh please Stranger: yes Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: really? Stranger: please Stranger: ys You: no way! Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: yes You: yesyeysayesyesysyesyesyyesyesyesy Stranger: please Stranger: yes Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: nononoononon You: nonononononononoononononononononoononoonono Stranger: yes Stranger: yes Stranger: yes You: nonolonononononononono You: fucknofucklnopfuckno Stranger: to our Saviour and Lord-Jesus You: HAHAHAHAH You: fuck jesus Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10324735 - 05/11/09 10:38 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl You: fuck you Stranger: k Stranger: wh Stranger: y Stranger: so fiesty? You: haha Stranger: haha Stranger: rp? You: rp w0t Stranger: nvm Stranger: guess not You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off Stranger: good Stranger: wanna cyber Stranger: im horny You: sure Stranger: male or female? You: i'll be the bitch You: you like dogs? Stranger: love em Stranger: and horses You: i like your style Stranger: i did it with a horse last week You: you seen the mr hands video? Stranger: nope Stranger: should i have You: hang on Stranger: k You: here it is http://www.2guys1horse.com/ You: that guy died You: stabed him in the guts Stranger: lmao Stranger: best thing ive seen all day You: hahahaaa Stranger: thanx for that You: sure Stranger: made me feel better Stranger: but u know what would feel even better? You: what? Stranger: ur dick in my ass You: only if you pretend to be a german shepard. Stranger: anything for u You: ok, get to it You: here boy * whistles Stranger: ooh i like it ruff Stranger: i get down on all fours Stranger: waiting for ur huge dick You: dogs are always on all fours Stranger: not me. You: *feeds you some bacon shit i got from walmart Stranger: i like to strut...do u have a problem with that?? Stranger: hahah lmao Stranger: ur funny. Stranger: i hate it. Stranger: it disgusts me. You: *pushes button on shock collar You: * throws frisbee Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10324744 - 05/11/09 10:39 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: all you faggots just say asl? asl? Stranger: yeah Stranger: just because we're faggots Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10324798 - 05/11/09 10:49 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: its my birthday You: yay! Stranger: asl You: fuck you Stranger: its my birthday You: yay! Stranger: asl You: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10324813 - 05/11/09 10:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: I once bought adult diapers and shit myself, then i was scared someone might find it so i put it in a bag and threw it in my neighbours yard You: hahaaaaa You: i like your style Stranger: yep You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off You: i also huff paint Stranger: sweet You: i like gold Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10324892 - 05/11/09 11:09 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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i found someone from the shroomery
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: bitch Stranger: hahaha Stranger: jk You: haha Stranger: hi You: this is a fun game You: fgt Stranger: this place is very tits indeed You: need more drugs Stranger: omg me tooooo You: *high five Stranger: im gonna go smoke a blunt in a little bit Stranger: wanna join? You: i wish, im just gonna huff this can of paint Stranger: lucky Stranger: i wish i could get inhalants in my part of town Stranger: lol You: gasoline?! Stranger: nah, not my cup of tea Stranger: i like the mellowness of computer duster Stranger: lawllawllawl You: nerd rips You: i tried to get someone on here to pretend to be a dog while i cyber fucked them Stranger: hahahahahaha You: didn't work Stranger: what they say? You: disconect Stranger: awww mannnn You: haha Stranger: wooof You: *throws frisbee Stranger: fuck yo frisbee You: *rubs bacon grease on dick Stranger: hahahahahahahahah Stranger: wtf lolzor omg You: oh boy Stranger: what happened Stranger: ? You: w0t Stranger: i was gettin off You: haha Stranger: hah You: *puts on dress Stranger: *licks his nuts You: *also licks you nuts Stranger: *bites off dick and buries it You: *calls humane society You: youre going down Stranger: wtf, im the animal here damnit You: *puts you in car and goes to humane society Stranger: *projectile vomits all over the car causing above douche to wreck You: *screams racist shit on the side of the road while on phone with insurrance Stranger: haha Stranger: this makes my pussy wet You: rule #1: there are no girls on the interwebz Stranger: so says you Stranger: you sound like your on teh shroomery You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off You: sound familiar? Stranger: omg i know who you are Stranger: well i dont know you but i've heard of you You: hahahaa, who are you? Stranger: im *************** You: im sherm s. sherman esq. the first Stranger: i dont post much especially cuz of fuckin faggot finals You: im bored as fuck Stranger: im gonna go do more droogz Stranger: i'll see you around You: keep up the good work, have a good one. Stranger: you too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10325060 - 05/11/09 11:49 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You: i keep dropping stuff on my carpet You: and i can't get it cleaned You: i pick up the dirt, but more dirt is always there You: i don't think there really is any dirt at aLL! You: i took too mcuh acid!' Stranger: get a wife You: all i got is a dog You: and i cant find him! You: because i can't fit in my bedroom anymore Stranger: get a wife. You: i tried but i realized that before i reach my door i would end up too far away from here You: help[! You: can you be my wife Stranger: im too old for you i can tell by your social skills. You: oh my god.. You: what is that! You: what is that ! You: oh shit You: its my dog You: hahaha You: damn im lost Stranger: ha ha Stranger: :/ Stranger: well apparently you found your dog You: i can't remember what i was trying to remember Stranger: so you're not as lost as you think you are You: but where are we You: i thought this was my room b ut it isn't i think You: its different colourd... You: have you taken acid before man Stranger: im a woman Stranger: and no You: can you tell me what is happening woman? You: hey? can you be my wife? Stranger: as i said Stranger: youre way too young for me so lawl, thanks but no thanks You: no i bet i'm not You: but acid makes me childlike Stranger: no, i bet you are You: and i look at hte world with wonder You: and confusion god damn Stranger: you take acid. enough said. You: how old are you You: jerry garcia took acid, and he was an old man You: how old are you You: m'lady Stranger: o lawd You: dang. i keep not being sure if im typing correctly Stranger: you keep not being sure? You: exactly! Stranger: well said, m'lad, well said... Stranger: i'm 23 You: people always say they think i'm 23 You: so we are pretty much the same age You: sometimes they say 22 though Stranger: again, youre too young for me You: you are just agist You: you need to accept that we are all really one You: time doesn't exist! it's all the same day man You: i mean lady You: tomorrow never comes Stranger: it does You: and yesterday was never here Stranger: and then you decide to take another hit Stranger: like a moron Stranger: and then fall into the same time perception Stranger: sad You: lsd isn't bad You: it is beautiful Stranger: alright man Stranger: im out You: acha You: take some lsd one day You: and you will understand this conversation Stranger: lol its ok Stranger: i dont need it Stranger: thanks though
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10327640 - 05/12/09 02:38 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: make me horny You: hi You: ok You: has it been raining where you are at all? You: rain is totally cool You: and that should make you horny Stranger: no You: ok Stranger: im touching myself as we speek You: ok You: so you are already horny You: this is good You: it makes my job easier You: since I will have to put less work into making your horny since we don't have to start from scratch. Stranger: talk to me sexy You: you are really hot You: also You: you are not ugly at all You: you are the most beautiful thing on the planet Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10327880 - 05/12/09 03:19 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: ever sucked a penis You: yes You: I do it every day Stranger: kool You: I am quite an expert in fact Stranger: whats your method? You: How many penises do you have for me to suck? Stranger: 1 You: my method is confidential You: just one? Stranger: yeah sorry You: I can gobble that shit down in no time You: I would prefer for to six pensises You: it would be awesome if you had some coming out of your head You: like three Stranger: hmm maybe You: two above the ears and one right on top like a unicorn horn You: imagine the possibilities You: anyway Stranger: lots of cum You: invite your friends over You: yea Stranger: m/f? You: my friends and I once had a blowjob competition You: and I won You: I am f/23 Stranger: nice 1 You: how about you? Stranger: im 19 m You: yea we had 12 girls in my parents bastment You: it was amazing You: there were six lucky guys Stranger: awesome You: and I won the semifinals Stranger: wish i was one You: and then the finals You: and I finally sucked this one really big one off six times to win the championship Stranger: was it how ever maid them cum the quickist? You: so I can really say at this point that I am an expert You: they really like it when I scream Stranger: kool You: for some reason that increases cum times quite a bit in most cases.\ Stranger: yeah it does it to me You: where are you located? Stranger: yorkshire You: oh You: that is really far! You: i am im south africa. Stranger: owh ok You: yea You: its actually beautiful down here You: its like california You: with lots of machine guns everywhere Stranger: i see You: Perhaps you would like to visit? Stranger: yeah maybe You: yea???1 You: I would be stoked! You: you could sleep in my bed You: and I live alone in a totally sweet pad! Stranger: are you good in bed? You: yes You: amazing You: the best You: we had an orgy once and I "won" it Stranger: nice Stranger: do you have a nice ass You: yes You: its amazing You: legandary here in south africa in fact Stranger: kool Stranger: i whats the biggest cock you have had? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10328110 - 05/12/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stranger: yellow or green You: Your IP adress is being reported , do not leave this site. There is a car on the way to your house. You are under suspicion of illegal drug use. You: green You: LOL Stranger: good choice Stranger: is the car green Stranger: i love running from the poilice You: Stranger: gives me something todo You: well sir this is not a joke You: we have your logs and your ip adress Stranger: sweet You: we will be there in five minutes Stranger: im chillen Stranger: come on it Stranger: in* You: do you think this is a game? You: drugs are illegal You: and ruin your soul Stranger: they are You: drugs will rape your family Stranger: i seen it Stranger: my balls itch
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Anonymous #16
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10328113 - 05/12/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Last night some girl sent me an erotic picture :].
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