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Anonymous #10

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10323488 - 05/11/09 07:29 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: do you like donkeys?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10323555 - 05/11/09 07:49 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Stranger: hey
You: hHHHHhhhhhhhhhEEeeeeeeeeeeLLLLLLllllllllllllllOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Stranger: thankgod
Stranger: the weirest gayest thning happend
Stranger: i kept getting the same guy
You: weird
You: what was he saying
You: lol
Stranger: he woudent say hi or anything
Stranger: just go
Stranger: asl
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: then id tell him
Stranger: he would leave
Stranger: 3 times in a row
You: lol
You: guessing you're a guy
You: haha
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: guessing your
Stranger: actually
Stranger: i donno
Stranger: what are u?
You: I am ann amphibian
You: I come from Krato
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well dont they have genders to?
You: I kn0w the secrets of the universe
You: we are a-sexual
You: sex doesn't evene xist here
Stranger: so in short term
Stranger: your a dude
You: well I can't have a penis or vagina
You: so?
You: not really sure
You: maybe I dont know everything
You: :'(
Stranger: blah blah :smile:
You: have any questions?
You: about the world?
You: government secrets?
Stranger: nope :smile:
Stranger: im pretty content no knowing all
You: :frown:
You: guessing you don't use psychedelics
You: they were put on earth for the deep thinkers
Stranger: haha
You: that want tof igure it all out
Stranger: or
Stranger: to take thinkers away
You: nah
You: that would be heroin
You: and crack
You: lol
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: but being a non gender thingy
Stranger: is nothing to do with the drugs?
Stranger: right? :P
You: whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
You: you cant lose your gender from drugs
Stranger: im tired
You: i hear that
You: my ship is taking off soon
You: gotta fly back to Pluto
Stranger: same same
You: my dog is waiting there
You: and all my marijuana is on the ship
Stranger: is your dog pluto aswell?
You: how did you know?
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: is your ship a trash can?
You: :O
You: thats disgraceful
You: trash doesnt compute in my mind
You: i think of society when i think of trash
You: mindless corporate business
Stranger: well woudent u wanna disguise it?
You: trying to win the rat race
You: pure evil
You: americans have got it backwards
Stranger: lol alright bro
You: but you seem like you have potential
Stranger: im actually british :smile:
You: dont let others bring youd own
Stranger: i just presumed u were american
You: you are lucky then
You: although
You: british has some issues too
You: such as their bathrooms
You: have bad lights
Stranger: lool
Stranger: i agree
You: and not enough paper towels
Stranger: we have a lot of bad points
Stranger: but
You: they also need better candies
Stranger: it could always be worse
Stranger: it could always be american
You: that is true
You: ship takes off in 20 seconds
You: *zip zap*
You: *bloop*
You: bye bye
Stranger: lol
Stranger: enjoy your trip
You: will do
You: *eats acid*
You: *runs away*
Stranger: using the trip word for a reason :smile:
Stranger: laters


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Anonymous #11

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10323664 - 05/11/09 08:12 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

thats fun No. 2 :smile:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10323677 - 05/11/09 08:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Stranger: you callin me asian bitch?
Stranger: I KNOW ITZ YOU
You: ching chang wang
Stranger: i aint asian
You: yea you are
You: your dick is tiny
Stranger: no
Stranger: its the size of an acorn!


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Anonymous #12

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10323934 - 05/11/09 09:30 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

This was a good one:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: wazap
You: not much, how are you?
Stranger: just biding my time
You: cool
You: wanna hear a neat religous belief I made up?
Stranger: yessir
You: we live the exact same life repeatedly because the universe endlessley recreates itself the exact same way because nothing can alter its course, its all one
You: so this is our only life
You: but we get it over and over again, its just we never can know that its the only one
You: because in between, the universe ends and begins again
Stranger: you just totally blew my mind
You: nice
You: it had the same effect on me
You: i think it makes some sense
You: you?
Stranger: i am still trying to understand what you just said
You: ask me any question you want about it
Stranger: so we constantly re-live our lives, because the universe is...
You: a loop
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so i am living the same life i lived a long long time ago?
You: the only perpetual motion machine that will ever exist
You: well yeah, but if this is true then there is no such thing as time
Stranger: whoah
You: its all just one thing, a cycle
You: and because its an endless self-similar loop, the recreations are identical, and indiscernible
You: there wouldnt be any such thing as motion either
Stranger: wow
You: its just all displacement, because nothing can be created or destroyed
You: yin and yang and whatnot
Stranger: like energy
You: yeah
You: but not even that, lol
You: just "it"
You: and we're all in it
You: but yeah, i think you get the idea though
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i have never heard of a theory like this
You: neitzche had a version that was slightly difference
You: different
You: his said that given infinite time and infinite chance, everything will happen again
You: eventually
Stranger: interesting
You: the pythagoreans thought we lived the same life repeatedly too
You: but im not sure how close their theory was to mine
You: im on the fence as to whether I should make this idea more public to try to replace religion with this idea, because its much more sensible to me
Stranger: wait pythagoreans as in pythagorean therum?
You: yeah
You: lead by pythagoras
Stranger: wow dude if you go public i will endorse you
Stranger: this is just so cool
You: heh, thanks
You: i've told a lot of people
You: you should too
You: its no ones idea
Stranger: so essentially not yours?
You: i'd be a hyppocrite to guard it from everyone, being that if it were true there is no "me" to be worried about credit
You: it would just be a result of what happened
You: i just ended up coming up with it, but im not important, the idea is
Stranger: you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
You: it might make people live this life in such a way that they would want to do their best, because it would be their only
You: thanks man
You: it would also stop all suicides
You: because suicide would be no escape
Stranger: wow
Stranger: but, if like you say that life is just one loop, then in their previous loop they would have committed suicide also?
You: yep
Stranger: so there would actually be no stop to it
You: well, they wouldnt know about the last time
You: and technically since the last time is indiscernible from this one, there wouldn't really be multple times
You: because it would be impossible to tell the difference between the loops
You: it would basically just be one loop
Stranger: what?
You: theres a philosopher named leibniz who thought of this law called the identiy of indiscernibles, it basically means that if there are absolutely no differences between two things, there aren't actually two things, just one
Stranger: understandable
You: yeah, i think so
You: thats not the most important element
You: but it follows from the idea
You: to be honest, I thought of this while tripping and when I did I layed down in my bed and cried to god that I had ended up thinking of this idea, because i felt like an enormous weight had been put on my shoulders to spread the world
You: i dont believe in god though, unless "everything" counts as god
Stranger: wow
You: so who are you? what do you do?
You: im a college student from PA
Stranger: i am just a high school student
You: thats cool
Stranger: yeah but seriously you are brilliant
You: never was much a fan of HS
You: don't say that, its not true
Stranger: and why not?
You: because if I am right, then all I am is a part of somthing greater than myself, I cant take credit because there is no me
You: i wouldnt even have free will
You: well, thats a hard thing to explain with this
You: because the more you consider that everything is determined, the more free you become, or at least it seems that way
You: but then again, some people never consider that idea at all, and they get by just fine
You: ultimately, I think fate is a real thing because there is only one past, but we can develop the appearance that we influence our fate
Stranger: holy crap i think my brain just exploded


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Anonymous #11

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10324091 - 05/11/09 10:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings!
Stranger: asl
You: no, cable, why?
Stranger: u r not funny
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Anonymous #11

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10324146 - 05/11/09 10:21 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

With a lil help from buddy Datura



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey :smile:
Stranger: how are you today ?
You: well, all in all OK
Stranger: Same, Same
You: good, we cant complain :smile:
You: so, what are you looking for?
Stranger: i dont know. what are you looking for ?
You: chat, hopefully interesting
You: HOLY CRAP!
Stranger: Holly crap ?!
Stranger: lol what just happened
You: my cat just jumped in my face!
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: are you okay ?
You: that creeps me the fuck out
Stranger: hhahhh why
You: shes been dead for two years
Stranger: wtf ?!?!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i mean RIP Kitty
You: when she got run over I put her in her basket.. believe me after a few weeks it was clear she wasnt going anywhere
You: but now she got out?
Stranger: Hahaha i have a dog in a basket.. he drowned:(
You: you laugh, but dead is dead, this is creepy!
You: one moment, hes after my parrot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Edited by Anonymous (05/11/09 10:22 PM)


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Anonymous #10

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10324606 - 05/12/09 12:09 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you a girl? like big cock , and its also horny and its not under 18!?
You: why yes I am
Stranger: jst asking
You: ok
Stranger: where are u from?
You: my mom
You: u?
Stranger: creative
Stranger: u might have 13 years old
Stranger: lol
You: sweet
Stranger: you know why?!
You: cause I have nice tits
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how about big cock
You: they better be nice I paid 12 grand for them
Stranger: are u interesting?
You: yeah im interesting WTF kind of question is that
Stranger: do u wanna check?
You: check what?
Stranger: my big cock?
You: do you wanna check out my big cock?
Stranger: no, do u wanna check mine?
You: I have one dont need to see another
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Anonymous #13

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10324678 - 05/12/09 12:25 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wang is that you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected


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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10324694 - 05/12/09 12:28 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how goes
Stranger: yes
You: yes?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh please
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: really?
Stranger: please
Stranger: ys
You: no way!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: yes
You: yesyeysayesyesysyesyesyyesyesyesy
Stranger: please
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: nononoononon
You: nonononononononoononononononononoononoonono
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: nonolonononononononono
You: fucknofucklnopfuckno
Stranger: to our Saviour and Lord-Jesus
You: HAHAHAHAH
You: fuck jesus
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Anonymous #13

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10324735 - 05/12/09 12:38 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: fuck you
Stranger: k
Stranger: wh
Stranger: y
Stranger: so fiesty?
You: haha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: rp?
You: rp w0t
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: guess not
You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off
Stranger: good
Stranger: wanna cyber
Stranger: im horny
You: sure
Stranger: male or female?
You: i'll be the bitch
You: you like dogs?
Stranger: love em
Stranger: and horses
You: i like your style
Stranger: i did it with a horse last week
You: you seen the mr hands video?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: should i have
You: hang on
Stranger: k
You: here it is http://www.2guys1horse.com/
You: that guy died
You: stabed him in the guts
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: best thing ive seen all day
You: hahahaaa
Stranger: thanx for that
You: sure
Stranger: made me feel better
Stranger: but u know what would feel even better?
You: what?
Stranger: ur dick in my ass
You: only if you pretend to be a german shepard.
Stranger: anything for u
You: ok, get to it
You: here boy * whistles
Stranger: ooh i like it ruff
Stranger: i get down on all fours
Stranger: waiting for ur huge dick
You: dogs are always on all fours
Stranger: not me.
You: *feeds you some bacon shit i got from walmart
Stranger: i like to strut...do u have a problem with that??
Stranger: hahah lmao
Stranger: ur funny.
Stranger: i hate it.
Stranger: it disgusts me.
You: *pushes button on shock collar
You: * throws frisbee
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Anonymous #13

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10324744 - 05/12/09 12:39 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: all you faggots just say asl? asl?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: just because we're faggots
Stranger: :smile:
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Anonymous #13

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10324798 - 05/12/09 12:49 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: its my birthday
You: yay!
Stranger: asl
You: fuck you
Stranger: its my birthday
You: yay!
Stranger: asl
You: fuck you
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Anonymous #13

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10324813 - 05/12/09 12:51 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: I once bought adult diapers and shit myself, then i was scared someone might find it so i put it in a bag and threw it in my neighbours yard
You: hahaaaaa
You: i like your style
Stranger: yep
You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off
You: i also huff paint
Stranger: sweet
You: i like gold
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Anonymous #13

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10324892 - 05/12/09 01:09 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i found someone from the shroomery


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: jk
You: haha
Stranger: hi
You: this is a fun game
You: fgt
Stranger: this place is very tits indeed
You: need more drugs
Stranger: omg me tooooo
You: *high five
Stranger: im gonna go smoke a blunt in a little bit
Stranger: wanna join?
You: i wish, im just gonna huff this can of paint
Stranger: lucky
Stranger: i wish i could get inhalants in my part of town
Stranger: lol
You: gasoline?!
Stranger: nah, not my cup of tea
Stranger: i like the mellowness of computer duster
Stranger: lawllawllawl
You: nerd rips
You: i tried to get someone on here to pretend to be a dog while i cyber fucked them
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: didn't work
Stranger: what they say?
You: disconect
Stranger: awww mannnn
You: haha
Stranger: wooof
You: *throws frisbee
Stranger: fuck yo frisbee
You: *rubs bacon grease on dick
Stranger: hahahahahahahahah
Stranger: wtf lolzor omg
You: oh boy
Stranger: what happened
Stranger: ?
You: w0t
Stranger: i was gettin off
You: haha
Stranger: hah
You: *puts on dress
Stranger: *licks his nuts
You: *also licks you nuts
Stranger: *bites off dick and buries it
You: *calls humane society
You: youre going down
Stranger: wtf, im the animal here damnit
You: *puts you in car and goes to humane society
Stranger: *projectile vomits all over the car causing above douche to wreck
You: *screams racist shit on the side of the road while on phone with insurrance
Stranger: haha
Stranger: this makes my pussy wet
You: rule #1: there are no girls on the interwebz
Stranger: so says you
Stranger: you sound like your on teh shroomery
You: sometimes i choke myself with a belt while i jerk off
You: sound familiar?
Stranger: omg i know who you are
Stranger: well i dont know you but i've heard of you
You: hahahaa, who are you?
Stranger: im ***************
You: im sherm s. sherman esq. the first
Stranger: i dont post much especially cuz of fuckin faggot finals
You: im bored as fuck
Stranger: im gonna go do more droogz
Stranger: i'll see you around
You: keep up the good work, have a good one.
Stranger: you too
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Anonymous #14

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10325060 - 05/12/09 01:49 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You: i keep dropping stuff on my carpet
You: and i can't get it cleaned
You: i pick up the dirt, but more dirt is always there
You: i don't think there really is any dirt at aLL!
You: i took too mcuh acid!'
Stranger: get a wife
You: all i got is a dog
You: and i cant find him!
You: because i can't fit in my bedroom anymore
Stranger: get a wife.
You: i tried but i realized that before i reach my door i would end up too far away from here
You: help[!
You: can you be my wife
Stranger: im too old for you
i can tell by your social skills.
You: oh my god..
You: what is that!
You: what is that !
You: oh shit
You: its my dog
You: hahaha
You: damn im lost
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: :/
Stranger: well apparently you found your dog
You: i can't remember what i was trying to remember
Stranger: so you're not as lost as you think you are
You: but where are we
You: i thought this was my room b ut it isn't i think
You: its different colourd...
You: have you taken acid before man
Stranger: im a woman
Stranger: and no
You: can you tell me what is happening woman?
You: hey? can you be my wife?
Stranger: as i said
Stranger: youre way too young for me
so lawl, thanks but no thanks
You: no i bet i'm not
You: but acid makes me childlike
Stranger: no, i bet you are
You: and i look at hte world with wonder
You: and confusion god damn
Stranger: you take acid. enough said.
You: how old are you
You: jerry garcia took acid, and he was an old man
You: how old are you
You: m'lady
Stranger: o lawd
You: dang. i keep not being sure if im typing correctly
Stranger: you keep not being sure?
You: exactly!
Stranger: well said, m'lad, well said...
Stranger: i'm 23
You: people always say they think i'm 23
You: so we are pretty much the same age
You: sometimes they say 22 though
Stranger: again, youre too young for me
You: you are just agist
You: you need to accept that we are all really one
You: time doesn't exist! it's all the same day man
You: i mean lady
You: tomorrow never comes
Stranger: it does
You: and yesterday was never here
Stranger: and then you decide to take another hit
Stranger: like a moron
Stranger: and then fall into the same time perception
Stranger: sad
You: lsd isn't bad
You: it is beautiful
Stranger: alright man
Stranger: im out
You: acha
You: take some lsd one day
You: and you will understand this conversation
Stranger: lol its ok
Stranger: i dont need it
Stranger: thanks though


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Anonymous #15

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10327640 - 05/12/09 04:38 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: make me horny
You: hi
You: ok
You: has it been raining where you are at all?
You: rain is totally cool
You: and that should make you horny
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: im touching myself as we speek
You: ok
You: so you are already horny
You: this is good
You: it makes my job easier
You: since I will have to put less work into making your horny since we don't have to start from scratch.
Stranger: talk to me sexy
You: you are really hot
You: also
You: you are not ugly at all
You: you are the most beautiful thing on the planet
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Anonymous #15

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #10327880 - 05/12/09 05:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ever sucked a penis
You: yes
You: I do it every day
Stranger: kool
You: I am quite an expert in fact
Stranger: whats your method?
You: How many penises do you have for me to suck?
Stranger: 1
You: my method is confidential
You: just one?
Stranger: yeah sorry :frown:
You: I can gobble that shit down in no time
You: I would prefer for to six pensises
You: it would be awesome if you had some coming out of your head
You: like three
Stranger: hmm maybe
You: two above the ears and one right on top like a unicorn horn
You: imagine the possibilities
You: anyway
Stranger: lots of cum
You: invite your friends over
You: yea
Stranger: m/f?
You: my friends and I once had a blowjob competition
You: and I won
You: I am f/23
Stranger: nice 1
You: how about you?
Stranger: im 19 m
You: yea we had 12 girls in my parents bastment
You: it was amazing
You: there were six lucky guys
Stranger: awesome
You: and I won the semifinals
Stranger: wish i was one
You: and then the finals
You: and I finally sucked this one really big one off six times to win the championship
Stranger: was it how ever maid them cum the quickist?
You: so I can really say at this point that I am an expert
You: they really like it when I scream
Stranger: kool
You: for some reason that increases cum times quite a bit in most cases.\
Stranger: yeah it does it to me
You: where are you located?
Stranger: yorkshire
You: oh
You: that is really far!
You: i am im south africa.
Stranger: owh ok
You: yea
You: its actually beautiful down here
You: its like california
You: with lots of machine guns everywhere
Stranger: i see
You: Perhaps you would like to visit?
Stranger: yeah maybe
You: yea???1
You: I would be stoked!
You: you could sleep in my bed
You: and I live alone in a totally sweet pad!
Stranger: are you good in bed?
You: yes
You: amazing
You: the best
You: we had an orgy once and I "won" it
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do you have a nice ass
You: yes
You: its amazing
You: legandary here in south africa in fact
Stranger: kool
Stranger: i whats the biggest cock you have had?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10328110 - 05/12/09 06:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Stranger: yellow or green
You: Your IP adress is being reported , do not leave this site. There is a car on the way to your house. You are under suspicion of illegal drug use.
You: green
You: LOL
Stranger: good choice
Stranger: is the car green
Stranger: i love running from the poilice
You: :smile:
Stranger: gives me something todo
You: well sir this is not a joke
You: we have your logs and your ip adress
Stranger: sweet
You: we will be there in five minutes
Stranger: im chillen
Stranger: come on it
Stranger: in*
You: do you think this is a game?
You: drugs are illegal
You: and ruin your soul
Stranger: they are
You: drugs will rape your family
Stranger: i seen it
Stranger: my balls itch


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Anonymous #16

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10328113 - 05/12/09 06:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Last night some girl sent me an erotic picture :].


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