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Anonymous #140
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does it smell bad? cause fresh bread smells pretty
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Anonymous #141
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Tastes better than it smells.
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Anonymous #140
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Yeast infections or bread?
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Anonymous #141
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Yeast infection. Bread is gross.
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Anonymous #140
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Bitch, you take that back. Anything that taste better than it smells is deceptive and should be destroyed with lasers.
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Anonymous #98
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Or nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Anonymous #142
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There was a point were I hadn't clipped my nails in 2-3 weeks so they were a bit long. I was finger bangin one of my ex gfs. And this wasn't no ordinary finger bang I was givin it to that bitch. But wouldn't you know it my finger slips and gashes the shit out of her junk. I felt pretty bad about it. She got me cold clocked a couple months later so meh mabe it was for the best.
Now that's what I'd call a sexual disaster.
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Anonymous #143
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Girl of my dreams, also one of those get to know ya b4 i blow kind, we spent four months building up to the night we were first together, everything went as planned the most amazing night of my life ending in the best sex i've ever had unknown to ether of us the condom had slipped off inside her ( dame was like a vice grip ) we both finish in insane orgasms which ended up being cut short by a very awkward where'd the condom go moment. Lucky for me we ended up laughing about it and had sex many many more times that night and over the course of a very pleasant relationship.
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Anonymous #142
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I didn't bump the thread so you could tell the most homosexual story ever.
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Anonymous #144
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Somebody told me that if you take those little listerine tab/strip things and put them in/on a girl's pussy, she would enjoy it.
This is not true.
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Anonymous #145
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Got in bed and started feeling up this chick who I'd been dating for 3 months.
Turns out it was her twin sister.
I thought those titties felt different.
Alcohol.
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Anonymous #144
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This other chick, she was fucking crazy in bed, like she would scream and bark out orders. Well one time she was coming and she shouts "Oh FUCK!" and tries to slap me in the face, except she hit me right in the eye socket with the heel of her palm and gave me a major black eye.
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Anonymous #142
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Lol owned.
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Anonymous #143
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Quote:
Anonymous #144 said: Somebody told me that if you take those little listerine tab/strip things and put them in/on a girl's pussy, she would enjoy it.
This is not true. 
You don't put them in her pussy you put them in your mouth then go down on her works like a charm
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