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Anonymous #1

Talk to an anonymous stranger!
    #10315434 - 05/10/09 12:29 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

This website connects you with an anon stranger to chat. Post some of your fun ones! I just talked to someone from australia who was was pretty boring. I think yall can have some fun with this tho! http://omegle.com/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: namaste
You: anyone home?
Stranger: yeahh
You: what's goin on over there?
Stranger: nothing at alll, bored. yaknow.
Stranger: what about youuu ?
You: yeah i picked some mushrooms
You: and ate them
Stranger: oh, thats pretty amazing.
Stranger: sounds fun.
You: yeah
You: scary sometimes
Stranger: i believe that
You: full on death
You: then rebirth
You: i'm okay now tho
Stranger: good ! i dont want you to die !
You: it was touch and go wether i could remain sane
You: i didn't really die, just left my body
You: sorry for telling you about this
Stranger: oh, its alright.
You: have you ever got high on plants?
Stranger: are you talking, like, whacky weed er somethin?
You: yeah weed is good these days
You: wake n bake
Stranger: doesnt get any better. ya know
You: yup, i smoke disiel all night
You: yum yum
Stranger: your my hero
You: what do you do for serious fun?
You: you're high right noe !
Stranger: well, i skate. im a killer at a game of ping pong. and im working on my fake accent, its coming along pretty well.
Stranger: oh no. no im not.
Stranger: :frown:
You: what kinda fun can you get into with a fake accent?
Stranger: you dont know until you try it.
You: what accent has the biggest potential for some serious fun?
Stranger: haha, without a doubt jersey accent.
You: really? where should I try this out at?
You: the bar?
Stranger: yeah. tell me how it goes.
You: probably get jumped by some douchebags
Stranger: haha yes. majur douche.
You: jersy accent wouldn't go well here on the west coast
Stranger: well, i was born austrailian and then i moved to the states. my accent doesnt help me any at all.
You: austalians are cool as hell
You: all that i have met
Stranger: yeah, maybe its the interaction with kangaroos.
You: don't loose your accent, that would be a major fail!
Stranger: i will never lose it! do you have an accent?
You: Born and raised in cali. I guess we have a accent but I can't tell
Stranger: that would make sense.
You: If i went to aussie would you say i have a accent?
You: is there a american accent?
Stranger: uhm, yeah, pretty much.
Stranger: my mum says so.
Stranger: i just asked.
You: that's crazy. I want to go to aussie because of the acacia trees
You: they contain powerful medicine
Stranger: haha i heard.
You: really? most people guard that secret
You: i think everyone should partake of that medicine tho
You: teaches us that we are all eally One
You: duality is an illusion
You: do you think i'm crazy?
Stranger: not really.
You: lol, you're crazy then!
You: just kidding
You: i just spilt bongwater all over myself :frown:
You: maybe we'll meet again on the other side?
Stranger: sure! i think so.
You: cool, peace friend! :smile:
You have disconnected.

Edited by Anonymous (05/10/09 02:05 AM)

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10315522 - 05/10/09 12:55 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

:thumbup:

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Anonymous #3

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10315527 - 05/10/09 12:57 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)


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Anonymous #3

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10315530 - 05/10/09 12:59 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15 female usa
You: bye
You have disconnected.



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Anonymous #4

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10315540 - 05/10/09 01:06 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Wouldnt it be a coincidence if two people in this thread somehow met?

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Anonymous #5

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10315542 - 05/10/09 01:06 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello random stranger
Stranger: hell
Stranger: o
You: asl? lol
Stranger: 25/m/turkey
You: lol bye!




:lol:

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Anonymous #5

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10315571 - 05/10/09 01:14 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21/men
Stranger: u?
You: 15/f/usa
Stranger: oh young
Stranger: u quitt me?
Stranger: or u have msn??and cam??
You: do you want to see me naked or something?
Stranger: its u decide
You: where are you from?
Stranger: italy
Stranger: D
You: is 15 legal there?
Stranger: if u dont make children
Stranger: if u make a adult feeling itd good
You: lol i always knew italians were perverts, bye!




:nonono:

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10315596 - 05/10/09 01:26 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: he ll O
Stranger: do you have jesus christ in your heart?
You: hahahaha
You: not at all
You: don't buy it
Stranger: what about in your testes?
You: yes
Stranger: is he therE?
You: I have semen
Stranger: jesus christ loves semen
You: yea I know
You: messed up
Stranger: one day he went out with all of his semen and cummed on a bunch of fishes
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: to make bread for all of his wimmenz
You: jerking off FTW
You: :O


:eek:

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Anonymous #6

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10316896 - 05/10/09 12:07 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: he ll O
Stranger: do you have jesus christ in your heart?
You: hahahaha
You: not at all
You: don't buy it
Stranger: what about in your testes?
You: yes
Stranger: is he therE?
You: I have semen
Stranger: jesus christ loves semen
You: yea I know
You: messed up
Stranger: one day he went out with all of his semen and cummed on a bunch of fishes
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: to make bread for all of his wimmenz
You: jerking off FTW
You: :O


:eek:





:ilold:

seriously though, I lold.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10322875 - 05/11/09 03:06 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

You: and jizz on her eyes
You: so she is blind
You: for the rest of her life
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you can jizz on my breasts
You: sweet
You: you are a million miles away though
You: :frown:
You: so that wont work
You: lol
Stranger: what do you want to do with me, we can cyber
You: i hear that
You: what can we cyber on?
You: you know a cyber site or osmething
Stranger: cyber sex
You: oh haha
You: i hear that
You: through thec hat
You: stick your finger deep in your pussy and lick your fingers and enjoy it
Stranger: ill squirt on your tummy, ram a screw driver up your ass and make you squeal like the little piggy you are
You: wow
You: Ill stick my huge penis in your pussy and ram you for one hour straight until I cause you to have a period because I am fucking you so hard and you love my beautiful face- and after wards I will look up all your blood and proceed to spit it in your asshole
Stranger: ill cut of your penis and make a whistle out of it and play the national anthem while i menstruate in you mouth
You: oooooooooooooh
You: Ill chop off your nipples and glue them onto mine
Stranger: This is Dateline NBC, I'am Chris Hansen. We've got your IP.
You: what teh fuck
You: LOL
You: scared the shit out of me
You: look at what you are saying
You: freedom of speech
You: :smile:
Stranger: not when it comes to an innocent girls nipples
You: I take it back
You: i will only lick them
You: not chop them off
You: you can chop off my balls in exchange
Stranger: my crew will soon be at your doorstep

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Anonymous #7

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10322897 - 05/11/09 03:14 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

this chat seems like 4chan kids looking for sex.

out of 10 chats i got into it went like this.

say hi to stranger:
stranger: asl
me old man outside your window.

click

one I answered the asl comment with,
does that really matter, teehee.


I think teehee was the key there, it got them thinking  maybe it was a girl, then they started talking about something and my answer hinted that I was a male, then immediately they said, well gtg..


this chat has potential I think for people like me with social anxiety, and it could really help with conversation practice, but I think the LFsex people ruine it..

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10323060 - 05/11/09 03:55 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

It would be cool if you can choose a city or state for anon chat

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Anonymous #3

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10323136 - 05/11/09 04:09 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

you're on to something there

lets make locmegele or something

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10323209 - 05/11/09 04:25 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

hell yea! if I only I knew how to web design? we should work on this project- me, you and another web designer and we can cash in and make millions while getting anon local sex in the process

woooottt

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Anonymous #3

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10323216 - 05/11/09 04:26 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

hi im GTFO

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10323244 - 05/11/09 04:32 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

sk ate al ex two  :dizope:

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Anonymous #8

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10323316 - 05/11/09 04:49 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Strangerrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: danger
You: would you doshrooms?
Stranger: I've done acid why not do shrooms
You: get on it already
You: and mix in some MDMA too
Stranger: Nah I have really bad flashbacks
Stranger: I hate them :[
You: that soulds liek a lie
You: maybe you hate yourself
Stranger: Yeah?
Stranger: That's what it means
Stranger: That's what I though
Stranger: t
Stranger: What do I do now?
You: if ur serious i suggest talking about your bad flashbacks. and try to understand them!
Stranger: I know why I get them
Stranger: When I get stressed out and have been sitting on the bed looking at the ceiling it will happen
Stranger: Almost everytime
You: do you feel vibrations?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: But it's mostly mild hallucination
You: like the ceiling breathes / twists?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: It's the growing and shrinking too
Stranger: swirling
You: well thats not really a flashback. if you smoke pot stop for a while. do you get the mindfuck though?
Stranger: No I don't get the mindfuck
Stranger: I just don't like it
Stranger: Acid was a mistake
Stranger: I don't like being remidned
You: do u smoke weed?
Stranger: Occasionally
You: stop
You: i am willing to bet when you are stressed out you are thinking of the same stressful stuff u thought of while tripping.
You: like how a smell can remind you of a place.
Stranger: Yes
You: chill out mannnnnnnn
Stranger: It's just like that
Stranger: I'm a girl :{P
You: hahaa respect
You: well snce this is anonymous and all will you let me know what the problem is?
Stranger: Yeah I'll tell you why not
Stranger: Basically a guy in my life told me not to trip that night, I was out with my guyfriends and lied and said I wouldn't. It happened and I have never done hard drugs before. It was very intense and scary and I kept worrying about what he would do. I told him a month later and he flipped on me very badly. Bad times. Very bad.
You: well do you feel like you are the same person?
You: before/after?
You: www.shroomery.org <---- its a great place for you to discuss problems like this.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10323375 - 05/11/09 05:04 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

yer all talkin to each other LAWL

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10323424 - 05/11/09 05:15 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

http://www.iddin.com/en/

check this out y0

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Anonymous #9

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10323467 - 05/11/09 05:24 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: word
Stranger: nigga
You: whats up yo
Stranger: nigga spotted
You: niggas
Stranger: nigga niggas nigga ?
You: fo shizzle hizzle dizzle
Stranger: ohnoes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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