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Anonymous #31
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 Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger!  [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10633553 - 07/06/09 11:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i didn't even type anything before i got this from someone
"Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!...DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING READ YOU IDIOT? GO FUCK YOURSELF"
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Anonymous #32
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Quote:
Stranger: hey
You: i have anal warts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous #31
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i had a 2 hour conversation with a girl from vancouver last night. (for the record i didnt know she was a girl until half way through...) this is a fun site.
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Anonymous #30
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Anonymous #31 said:
(for the record i didnt know she was a girl until half way through...)
Glad you cleared that up; otherwise I might have thought you were gay.
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Anonymous #31
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ha well most the guys on that site say "asl" or "post tits" or something like that the first thing. that's no way to impress the ladays
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Anonymous #22
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Anonymous #31 said:
ha well most the guys on that site say "asl" or "post tits" or something like that the first thing. that's no way to impress the ladays
Talking on the internets for two hours is no way to impress them either. Get out and see a real girl. 
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Anonymous #31
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i mean... at two in the morning with nothing open it's kind of hard to meet women
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Anonymous #22
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Get a normal sleep schedule, go to sleep at midnight, wake up at a decent hour. Then you won't have a problem.
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Anonymous #2
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Quote:
Anonymous #22 said:
Get a normal sleep schedule, go to sleep at midnight, wake up at a decent hour. Then you won't have a problem.
but that is impossible
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Anonymous #31
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Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10644797 - 07/08/09 10:35 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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ha
Stranger: hey
You: heyo
Stranger: whats up
You: nottin
Stranger: vool
Stranger: your a guy arent yoi
You: indeed
Stranger: http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/77/l_ffd473cf022c4f5a8fca576a0a22668d.png'
You: and u?>
You: ok hold on
You: ew
You: you look like the girl i was kickin it with last night
You: except fatter
Stranger: lol fuck you
You: ha
Stranger: i bet you penis is the size of a pencil
You: its true it is
Stranger: a sharpedned pencil
You: and just as sharp
You: bitches love it
Stranger: by love it you mean yahn at it
You: well it does make them open wide
You: for one reason or another
Stranger: i hope someone bites your dick off one day
Stranger: you faggit
You: your titties are too small
You: and your face is shaped weird
You: it also looks like you ahve some bad scoliosis
You: get that checked out
Stranger: lol you should talk i bet your like 5 years old and your balls havent even dropped yet
You: r u horny or something?
Stranger: no i really wanna take a knife and cut your fucking balls off then drench myself in the bload and then rape you
You: ok sounds good
You: your e penis is huge
Stranger: at least i have a penis as apposed to you who has nothing but a patch of skin where a penis should be
You: you are the nastiest looking transexual i have ever seen. holy fuck
Stranger: ITS A TRAP!
Stranger: you` masterbated to a trap just a second ago
You: i didnt masterbate to that piece of shit picture
Stranger: lol sure
You: you think i'm fucking crazy?
Stranger: no i just think you a big faggot
Stranger: with a small penis
You: i have a terrific 8 inch penis that your skank ass will never see
Stranger: lol
You: put ur pants back on
You: bitch
Stranger: you got trolled btw youre the one who should put there pants back on fag. this is the internet take complaints to ebaumsworld plox
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