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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10330414 - 05/13/09 12:16 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

got a hot chick's nude pic tonight- INTERNET SCORE! lol

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Anonymous #17

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #10330481 - 05/13/09 12:37 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you horny?
You: no faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #10330626 - 05/13/09 01:20 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

good one!

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10332531 - 05/13/09 01:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

You: you are you
Stranger: no, you is you, you're using the third person there
Stranger: you are YOURSELF
Stranger: that is grammatically correct
You: you are but the winds in the cloud
You: the psychedelic journey awaits you
Stranger: AHOY THERE ME HEARTY
Stranger: NAME BE CAP'N JASPER
Stranger: And yar... how the wind graces me sails
You: NO WAY!
You: I thought you ya'rrd my weed
You: off teh boat
You: we were delivering to jamaica MAN
You: MON
Stranger: bad times
Stranger: Homophobic fucks
Stranger:
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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10332600 - 05/13/09 02:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Stranger: hia
You: ps yc he de l ic
You: h e l l o
Stranger: hia
You: hi a
You: hi gh a
Stranger: troll
You: tr o ll
You: :frown:
You: no way
Stranger: yeh way
You: nuh uh
Stranger: ah haa
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: isnt the point of anon chat to troll?
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mines longer
You: whats the fun in doing otherwise?
You: not looking for my wife on here
You: :O
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: mine is way longer
You: ;%
Stranger: gutted i can't marry you now :frown:
You: ;[
You: daMmmmmmmmmmmNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnn\
Stranger: yeh!!!!!! >:(
You: YeA y0
You: the clouds are eating me
Stranger: who should i go for now?
Stranger: devouring
You: go for
You: devil dogs
You: munch ies
Stranger: yeah ... sounds easier
You: y e a
You: or some nice g i r l s
You: :wink:
Stranger: wh y do y ou do ra ndom spa ces in wo rds
You: h mm mm m m m
You: qu est ion ing m y m i s t uq ue
You: *fail*
You: that is trollish
Stranger: ofcourse
You: :frown:
You: :P
Stranger: oooh low blow
You: why are we on earth?
You: the point isn't the answer
You: :wink:
Stranger: dunno
You: its the mystery
You: that sucks us in
You: :O
Stranger: yeah..... why do you think we should be on mars?
You: 0 0 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0
You: mars has good drOOgz
Stranger: or in a totaly different universe?
You: we could go to different universes
Stranger: wat... iron???
You: gaNjA
Stranger: that would be cool ..... in a time machine
You: alien strains
You: take mushrooms
Stranger: rofl
You: enter next dimension
Stranger: yeh propee different dimension
Stranger: proper*
You: :smile:):):)):):):):) :smile: :smile::):) :smile: :::) :smile: : :smile: :smile: ) ::) :smile: :smile: :smile: : :: :smile: ) :smile: :smile:: :smile: :smile: :::) :smile: :smile::
You: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
You: [-('-)])]
Stranger: you're random
You: thats what she said
Stranger: who? the queen
You: when I hate her apples
You: no Hitlery Bitchton
You: on her campaign
Stranger: ahh
You: i stole her apple
You: and she got pissssssed
Stranger: rofl toffe apple?
Stranger: toffee*
You: no regular apple, what am I chopped turkey?
You: :frown:
You: then Obama made a speech and that's how he won
You: because of the appl
You: e
Stranger: yeah... cause clinton was sooooo worried about her apple
Stranger: obviously
You: ex act ly
You: remember when she drank
You: that shot on her campaign?
Stranger: not really.... but anyway
You: it was because of me
You: to cure the pain
Stranger: nice vodka?
You: now she is in therapy
You: yea vodka
Stranger: oooh rite
You: i fucked her mentality up
Stranger: all the pieces are fittin together now
Stranger: its like a murder mystery
You: I am going to try to steal Obamas Hershey kisses next week
You: hes gonna lose it
Stranger: no way!!!
You: yes waY!!!!!!!
You: pay attention to Onion News
Stranger: have fun
You: it will happen
You: OK
Stranger: ofcourse... or even wolf news
You: ex ac t ly
You: vagina news
You: :O
Stranger: tut tut
You: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Stranger: im guessin your a guy
You: y e S
You: how bout U
Stranger: psychic
You: oooooooooooooooh
Stranger: girl obvvv
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 15 u?
You: lol
You: jailbait
Stranger: too young eh??
You: hahaha yea
You: see me in 3 years
You: :wink:
Stranger: ahh well :P
Stranger: ritee ho
You: ok bye young lady
You: watch out
You: for clinton
You: she is insane
You: and psychotic
Stranger: ok... im gonna have bad dreams now
Stranger: :P
Stranger: bye for now old guy xD
You: ;p
Stranger: stayyyy crazy x
You: def
You: :smile:
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol smiley rally now isi?
You: :O
You: :smile:
You: :o
You: :U
Stranger: xD
You: :8
Stranger: :frown:
You: :---->
Stranger: 8)
Stranger: 8O
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: xP
Stranger: ;D
You: 0-0
Stranger: anyyway ........
You: 8---------------------->
You: lol
You: b y e\
Stranger: t rrrrrr aaaaaaa xx

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10356520 - 05/18/09 12:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi I am not a girl
You: ; )
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 이씨발새끼가
Stranger: 어디서 코갤러새끼까
Stranger: 뒤질래
You: holy shit
You: the buddhist monk?
You: *bows*
You: 어디서 코갤러새끼까

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10480649 - 06/10/09 01:15 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hot girl?
Stranger: raped
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but raped
You: LLOOLL
You: :?:
Stranger: i am a psychiatrist from mongolia
You: serious?
Stranger: yess
You: girl?
Stranger: you from russia ?
Stranger: feale
Stranger: female
You: america
You: you got raped?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: banged'
Stranger: in the ospital
You: damnm
Stranger: hospital
You: can i see picture of you
You: :laugh:
Stranger: sure , give your fucked mail
You: lol
You: LOL
Stranger: +91 9991995715 save my number to your fucked phone
You: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: your fucked number ?
You: you should be a comedian
You: my fucked number is 911
Stranger: wow , if i called this , there is some fucked police
You: yea tru\
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOL
You: ok fucker
You: gotta sleep
You: have a fucked night
You: :smile:
Stranger: fucked bye

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Anonymous #18

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10480678 - 06/10/09 01:22 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:lame:

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Anonymous #1

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10480682 - 06/10/09 01:23 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I was fuckin around on this site a while ago. Fun times when you're bored.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10504962 - 06/14/09 02:48 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

this girl called me ugly :ilold:



shes a hideous creature

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Anonymous #19

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #10504983 - 06/14/09 02:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #15 said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: make me horny
You: hi
You: ok
You: has it been raining where you are at all?
You: rain is totally cool
You: and that should make you horny
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: im touching myself as we speek
You: ok
You: so you are already horny
You: this is good
You: it makes my job easier
You: since I will have to put less work into making your horny since we don't have to start from scratch.
Stranger: talk to me sexy
You: you are really hot
You: also
You: you are not ugly at all
You: you are the most beautiful thing on the planet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




:super:

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Anonymous #20

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #10505071 - 06/14/09 03:11 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Have you ever killed a man?
Stranger: Not easy
You: Only by selling him crack
You: but then it wasn't me
You: it was his fault
Stranger: It was kinda indirectly you
Stranger: But he played a part in it
You: Hes the one that smoked it
Stranger: I killed a man with my own two hands once
Stranger: I'd do it again, too
Stranger: Just for the thrill
You: Did you stare into his eyes as he died
You: and roar into the air
You: alerting the spirits that he was coming
Stranger: No, I stood over him and spat on his corpse
You: Did you touch him after?
You: You can tell me.
Stranger: I cut off his hands as a reminder
Stranger: Just liek the rest of them
You: Do you use their hands to jerk off?
You: that would be the ultimate stranger.
Stranger: What no thats fucked up
You: And killing somone and enjoying it isn't?
Stranger: Only a sicko would do that
You: Where do you draw the line?
Stranger: Jerking off with dead bodies
Stranger: Thats the line
You: I see.
You: Well, you don't know what your missing.
You: Just sayin :S

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Anonymous #21

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #10506109 - 06/14/09 06:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you sane?
You: i hope not
You: you?
Stranger: some crazy guy went off on me....
You: i've killed cats to get off
Stranger: RAPE!

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #10506214 - 06/14/09 06:44 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gonna be honest im a 45 year old man interested in 14 year old girls
You: are you a stranger in danger?
You: You should know I work for the NYPD
Stranger: yOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Anonymous #19

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10506259 - 06/14/09 06:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
this girl called me ugly :ilold:



shes a hideous creature




i'd fuck her

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Anonymous #22

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #10506675 - 06/14/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I would too, wouldn't tell anyone though.

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Anonymous #23

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10506684 - 06/14/09 08:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

The title of this thread is redundant.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10507238 - 06/14/09 09:47 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: marij
Stranger: hi, are you a girl with a webcam for a normal videochat?
You: yes
You: i am 12
You: yeards old
You: jk
You: 16
You: how old are you baby?
Stranger: 18
You: ok want to see my pussy
You: :wink:
You: :smile:
Stranger: just your face
Stranger: lolz
You: why?
You: :frown:
You: why just my face
You: lol
Stranger: to start with :P
Stranger: msn?
You: LOL
You: one sec
Stranger: k
You: http://www.lurkmall.com/previews/kaberonikicky_prv.jpg
Stranger: very pretty
Stranger: do u have msn for the webcam?
You: you are under arrest
You: for trying to have sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Anonymous #21

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10507855 - 06/14/09 11:15 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cheese please mom
Stranger: ~~
Stranger: opps
You: o you brought spaghetti how nice
Stranger: ~~
You: whats that, a basket of rolls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Anonymous #14

Re: Talk to an anonymous stranger! [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #10508592 - 06/15/09 02:25 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You: hey, so guess where
You: it's almost 4:20
You: where I am
You: and you know what that means
You: wawawa
Stranger: you are chinese ,right?
You: toronto
Stranger: ........
You: i am canadian
You: no chinese
Stranger: o.....
You: you?
Stranger: hong kong
You: is it 4:20 there?
Stranger: yes
You: really?
You: pm?
Stranger: yes
You: it's 4:20 am here
You: that is cool
Stranger: yes
You: but you know, really, 4:20pm is 16:20 hours
You: 4:20am is the real 4:20
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.

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