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How often do you masturbate?!
    #9274247 -

Simple enough.
How many times per day?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 11/19/08 07:08 PM until the end of time
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274257 -

you mean per week or month?


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274266 -

Well for the last 2 weeks I've tried stopping entirely but managed to only last a day so every second day. No option for that :o.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Says per day on the poll.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274275 -

you have nothing between zero and one.

what about those of us who don't most days, but every so often go for several in a day?

where's the consideration for us?


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
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So its assumed to be at least daily or never?

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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274282 -

How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:

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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: fawhit]
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Well it was meant to be a joking thread anyway.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
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With

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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Tangerines]
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not enough


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
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destructo_low said:
Says per day on the poll.



really? you think.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: canid]
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Out the window? Haha.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
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I hate when it crustifies in my belly button.

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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Thought you might have over looked it.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
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bradley said:
How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:



:ilold:

What am I doing in this thread?


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274459 -

I usually masturbate every other day.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
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bradley said:
How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:



with a cheese grater and rubbing alcohol


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: UnholyChild666]
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UnholyChild666 said:
bradley said:
How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:



with a cheese grater and rubbing alcohol



personally i prefer broken glass and the lemon tek.

also....


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
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By the way it's masterbate, not masturbate.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: isaacein]
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It's masturbate. Unless you've mastered it.

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