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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14418268 - 05/08/11 05:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i just had a great idea! fap using a sock of someones who has athletes foot. This will then give you athletes penis. That sounds pretty rad.
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Mello Kitty
Beautiful Burnout



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418272 - 05/08/11 05:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: athletes penis
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418273 - 05/08/11 05:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I use my own socks. Using someone else's sock would feel wrong...unless it was a really hot girl. In which case I might use her sock.
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Mello Kitty
Beautiful Burnout



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14418276 - 05/08/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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does wearing silk underwear work for boys? i guess thats why silk is Haraam in Islam
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418277 - 05/08/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
ellenallien said:

Well I'm not sure what this means so thank you?
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418280 - 05/08/11 05:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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My mom told me that my uncle always wore silk underwear for camping.
Personally I dont wear any underwear because it gives me jock itch and I dont get enough air.
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Dosile Kouki
derp


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418282 - 05/08/11 05:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah its great, i love my silk boxers shorts. it's all i wear for underwear.
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418298 - 05/08/11 05:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: i just had a great idea! fap using a sock of someones who has athletes foot. This will then give you athletes penis. That sounds pretty rad. 

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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cacharstar]
#14418427 - 05/08/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
cacharstar said: use lotion next time. rub-burns fur rookies.
No need. Having a foreskin is
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ToMP
Awesome Wanker


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14418488 - 05/08/11 07:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used a suspect sock once - got some sort of fungal problem with my dick:
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Mello Kitty
Beautiful Burnout



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
#14418512 - 05/08/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mello Kitty
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418519 - 05/08/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418535 - 05/08/11 07:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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base speed paste
tartare source
white paint
caucasians in humid climates
clag glue
semen
mayonaise
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Mello Kitty
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418581 - 05/08/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: caucasians in humid climates
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418585 - 05/08/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol I actually misread your post, i thought you said " what is white and sticky " as a joke or something. Please excuse my brain dammage.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14418692 - 05/08/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Be sure to wash your hands before taking a leak to, there's nothing like pissing after chopping some chili peppers.
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] 2
#14420692 - 05/08/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
You Fapped too much !!!!
Edited by Vsnares.Zappa (05/09/11 01:13 AM)
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14422594 - 05/08/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14422639 - 05/08/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Salomon]
#14422851 - 05/09/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea what the FUCK IS THAT?!
jesus christ at least spoiler it
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