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Satyapriya



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Wash your hands before you masturbate...
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you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14417983 - 05/08/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Feels bad, man. Details?
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Doc_T]
#14418003 - 05/08/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.
Did you really want details?
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] 2
#14418016 - 05/08/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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jesus. you created your own std. i dont know whether you should be proud or ashamed.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418018 - 05/08/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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use lotion next time. rub-burns fur rookies.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14418037 - 05/08/11 03:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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My worst jacking off experience came when I was like 12 or 13. I used some kind of shampoo product. My wang got all swollen up and red for like a week. It looked like a big fat club, but hurt like hell!
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] 2
#14418057 - 05/08/11 03:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
Hygiene 1 - Shroomstastic 0
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14418111 - 05/08/11 03:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love some of the stuff that pops up on the shroomery.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
#14418115 - 05/08/11 03:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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im about to masturbate with unwashed hands
wish me luck
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Natorade]
#14418119 - 05/08/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wouldn't be a first for a lot of us.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Natorade]
#14418122 - 05/08/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Vsnares.Zappa said:
Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
Hygiene 1 - Shroomstastic 0

Quote:
Natorade said: im about to masturbate with unwashed hands
wish me luck
Safe fapping!
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Poid]
#14418158 - 05/08/11 04:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL@circumcision...
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
#14418207 - 05/08/11 04:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Alienscience said: I hate some of the stuff that pops up on the shroomery.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Bridgeburner]
#14418209 - 05/08/11 04:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14418214 - 05/08/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I use a sock.

but maybe If i use dirty socks it will cause a problem.
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eris said: My worst jacking off experience came when I was like 12 or 13. I used some kind of shampoo product. My wang got all swollen up and red for like a week. It looked like a big fat club, but hurt like hell!
When I was younger i used some head and shoulders refresh or something that had a cooling sensation...big mistake.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14418255 - 05/08/11 05:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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always wash before... but not after
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty] 5
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I think a bunch of people are going to give you 5 shrooms for that. Just kidding they already did since you're a girl.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Maurer]
#14418260 - 05/08/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Maurer]
#14418264 - 05/08/11 05:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Maurer said: I think a bunch of people are going to give you 5 shrooms for that. Just kidding they already did since you're a girl.
I would give you 5 shrooms if I.... awww I made myself feel sad
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14418268 - 05/08/11 05:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i just had a great idea! fap using a sock of someones who has athletes foot. This will then give you athletes penis. That sounds pretty rad.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418272 - 05/08/11 05:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: athletes penis
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418273 - 05/08/11 05:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I use my own socks. Using someone else's sock would feel wrong...unless it was a really hot girl. In which case I might use her sock.
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Mello Kitty
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14418276 - 05/08/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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does wearing silk underwear work for boys? i guess thats why silk is Haraam in Islam
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418277 - 05/08/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
ellenallien said:

Well I'm not sure what this means so thank you?
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418280 - 05/08/11 05:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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My mom told me that my uncle always wore silk underwear for camping.
Personally I dont wear any underwear because it gives me jock itch and I dont get enough air.
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418282 - 05/08/11 05:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah its great, i love my silk boxers shorts. it's all i wear for underwear.
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bend over


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418298 - 05/08/11 05:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: i just had a great idea! fap using a sock of someones who has athletes foot. This will then give you athletes penis. That sounds pretty rad. 

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cacharstar]
#14418427 - 05/08/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
cacharstar said: use lotion next time. rub-burns fur rookies.
No need. Having a foreskin is
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ToMP
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14418488 - 05/08/11 07:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used a suspect sock once - got some sort of fungal problem with my dick:
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418535 - 05/08/11 07:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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base speed paste
tartare source
white paint
caucasians in humid climates
clag glue
semen
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418581 - 05/08/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: caucasians in humid climates
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14418585 - 05/08/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol I actually misread your post, i thought you said " what is white and sticky " as a joke or something. Please excuse my brain dammage.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14418692 - 05/08/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Be sure to wash your hands before taking a leak to, there's nothing like pissing after chopping some chili peppers.
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] 2
#14420692 - 05/08/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
You Fapped too much !!!!
Edited by Vsnares.Zappa (05/09/11 01:13 AM)
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Dosile Kouki
derp


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14422594 - 05/08/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14422639 - 05/08/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Salomon]
#14422851 - 05/09/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea what the FUCK IS THAT?!
jesus christ at least spoiler it
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14422874 - 05/09/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anthony917 said: yea what the FUCK IS THAT?!
jesus christ at least spoiler it
it's even funnier
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Ancient Aliens



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14423004 - 05/09/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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you guys are so dirty, I wash my hands at least a dozen times a day
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why dont we do it in the road



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: learningtofly]
#14423008 - 05/09/11 02:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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learningtofly said: you guys are so dirty, I wash my hands at least a dozen times a day
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14423031 - 05/09/11 02:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'll take that as a compliment
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#14423089 - 05/09/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: BlimeyGrimey]
#14423092 - 05/09/11 03:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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im pissed i had to watch an ad before the fucking video started though
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14423477 - 05/09/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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These days I find it hard to masturbate, My hands get pricked...
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
#14423495 - 05/09/11 07:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wash my hands about 60 times a day I counted. I'm a freak, but a clean one.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Kada]
#14423515 - 05/09/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i wash and wash and wash but they still smell like shame...
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#14423574 - 05/09/11 08:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14423582 - 05/09/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14423586 - 05/09/11 08:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.
Did you really want details?
dude you are just jerkin it too much...
you doubtfully got an infection from just jerkin off
ive gotten rashes and soft areas on my shaft b4 from too much fappin
if its itchy, it's probably dry skin on your shaft that you are rubbing too much which leads to open wounds
throw some triple antibiotic on there, it shold be gone in the morning
in the future think of the possibility of lube b4 you masterbate
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: AntiEverything]
#14423627 - 05/09/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
#14426673 - 05/09/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I stick everyone of my fingers in my asshole before I beat off.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
#14426868 - 05/09/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i love you guise
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: AntiEverything]
#14426959 - 05/09/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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AntiEverything said:
Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.
Did you really want details?
dude you are just jerkin it too much...
you doubtfully got an infection from just jerkin off
ive gotten rashes and soft areas on my shaft b4 from too much fappin
if its itchy, it's probably dry skin on your shaft that you are rubbing too much which leads to open wounds
throw some triple antibiotic on there, it shold be gone in the morning
in the future think of the possibility of lube b4 you masterbate
Then explain to me why there is now a lump the size of a small superball underneath my foreskin!
Fuck man, what a week.
I'm never masturbating again!
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14426976 - 05/09/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shrooomtastic said:[/b I'm never masturbating again!
 yeah right...
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14427083 - 05/09/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Vsnares.Zappa said:
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Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
You Fapped too much !!!!


i didnt need to see that.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: The Boat]
#14427097 - 05/09/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Boat said:
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Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
You Fapped too much !!!!


i didnt need to see that.
well now you are a changed person! think of it as an experience with god
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14427102 - 05/09/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i have the solution for you shroomtastic:
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Yacub]
#14427118 - 05/09/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yacub said: Be sure to wash your hands before taking a leak to, there's nothing like pissing after chopping some chili peppers. 
Hahaha! I've actually done that before--unfortunately. More surprisingly, I'm surprised there was an appropriate gremlin for that.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14427646 - 05/10/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: i have the solution for you shroomtastic:

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14427702 - 05/10/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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13.step said: LOL@anteater...
lol fixed! im glad i get pussy! when ya run out of lotion just spit on it
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: The Boat]
#14427706 - 05/10/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Boat said:
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Vsnares.Zappa said:
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Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
You Fapped too much !!!!


i didnt need to see that.
Poor guy. As much as I despise the male population, and believe true happiness can only come through the company of a girl. I'd hate to clean that shit up...
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: wow]
#14427726 - 05/10/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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wow said:
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13.step said: LOL@anteater...
lol fixed! im glad i get pussy! when ya run out of lotion just spit on it 
or you learn how to get your girlfriend wet.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14427750 - 05/10/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said:
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wow said:
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lol fixed! im glad i get pussy! when ya run out of lotion just spit on it 
or you learn how to get your girlfriend wet. 
i spit on that sometimes too na but this new girl im seein is a freak! she aint my girlfriend tho!! its funny i can get myself off fapping faster than a girl can when we fuck idk whats up? you guys like that?
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ShroomScape]
#14427881 - 05/10/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've been there before OP when I was 18 I fapped too much, then I got this thing that was like a giant pimple on my foreskin, about as big as a thumbnail. I popped it and puss came out.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cryptic_pickle]
#14427897 - 05/10/11 01:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Though shall not plant his seed in a sock then put it at the bottom a hamper like its been there a while.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14427923 - 05/10/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: jesus. you created your own std. i dont know whether you should be proud or ashamed.

He can call it Shroomitis
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cryptic_pickle]
#14428008 - 05/10/11 02:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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cryptic_pickle said: I've been there before OP when I was 18 I fapped too much, then I got this thing that was like a giant pimple on my foreskin, about as big as a thumbnail. I popped it and puss came out. 
Man, I'm afraid to pop it, It hurts like hell I'm considering poking it with a needle, but then I stop and think, wait thats my dick!
FUCK THAT!
Did it leave a scar or anything cryptic pickle?
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14428022 - 05/10/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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if its just a cyst, or a pimple like thing that is below the skin, you just have to pierce it with something and squeeze all the crap out of it. its a filthy job but it has to be done.
jeez i can't believe i'm giving advice so someone with a giant boil on their cock man . wtf shroomery. :feels weird man:
just squeeze the cyst with one hand and either poke it with a needle or a knife gently. keep poking with more pressure untill it breaks the skin or it pops. dont go crazy with it though, be gentle.
i had a small cyst on my leg once, and i just squeezed it and kind of twirled the point of a knife into it, kind of like how people start fire with sticks, and it was enough to pierce the cyst, and i just squeezed all the crap out and collected/cleaned it with a tissue.
it's going to be pretty damn disgusting though dude..
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14428080 - 05/10/11 02:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: if its just a cyst, or a pimple like thing that is below the skin, you just have to pierce it with something and squeeze all the crap out of it. its a filthy job but it has to be done.
jeez i can't believe i'm giving advice so someone with a giant boil on their cock man . wtf shroomery. :feels weird man:
just squeeze the cyst with one hand and either poke it with a needle or a knife gently. keep poking with more pressure untill it breaks the skin or it pops. dont go crazy with it though, be gentle.
i had a small cyst on my leg once, and i just squeezed it and kind of twirled the point of a knife into it, kind of like how people start fire with sticks, and it was enough to pierce the cyst, and i just squeezed all the crap out and collected/cleaned it with a tissue.
it's going to be pretty damn disgusting though dude..
Yeah, I've had one before on my wrist and popped it with a needle. But this is my dick! Its a thousand times more sensitive. Plus its like directly on, or under, the urethra, I can't really tell. I'm afraid if I pop it I'll have 2 streams, one in the toilet and one on the floor 
I think I'll just give it a few days, talk to it, see if it'll go away. Anything but the needle
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] 1
#14428091 - 05/10/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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rub it with sandpaper.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Kada]
#14428149 - 05/10/11 03:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Kada said: I wash my hands about 60 times a day I counted. I'm a freak, but a clean one.
lol seriously? you germaphobe
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14428296 - 05/10/11 05:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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bahahaha! 
I thought you said it was on the foreskin? If its on the foreskin then it shud be fine. I doubt you could pierce your urethra unless you drove the needle into the center of your cock.
I just squeezed mine really hard and the skin eventually broke, spose you could use a needle to help it along. It'll probably clear up quicker if you drain it. Dunno lookup what to do about a cyst.
Mine didn't leave a scar - but chicks dig scars
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14428464 - 05/10/11 06:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shrooomtastic But this is my dick! Its a thousand times more sensitive.
Harden up princess - be a man !
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14428667 - 05/10/11 07:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah problem with these things is that they keep building up pressure until it's eventually really painful.... then when you find your balls and pop it, the pain will just disappear like magic.... there is heaps more thick yellowish puss in there then you may think, and you'll have to try to get as much out as possible cos if it's cyst, it'll be septic (poison) and you don't want that in your blood stream or get gangrene and if you go to the hospital, they'll jab it with a needle to freeze it, then lance the fucker off with a scalpel... I had one on my ass/hip, I left it alone and just put cream on it, after a few days, it looked like I was a true blue Tasmanian :/
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Trippa]
#14428670 - 05/10/11 07:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh, and you can use a Sham WoW to clean it up
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Trippa]
#14428779 - 05/10/11 08:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL that shit was nasty but awesome at the same time
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14428952 - 05/10/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's truely amazing how many video's there are on youtube for giant zits/pi,ples etc etc... and to think I went and had some Brea, chedar and some gooie smelly french chease and crackers after while I watched episode 20 of the Event haha, nightmares now
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14428991 - 05/10/11 09:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This one of the reasons I'm glad my foreskin completely covers the head of my penis, even when erect. I usually was my hands anyway, though.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: s240779]
#14430620 - 05/10/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Okay, so I made an appointment with a urologist to check it out tomorrow. I don't feel comfortable popping it myself considering its location and high risk of infection.
Thanks for the advice, and lighthearted humor 
But not for that one disturbing image... that was sick man
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14432299 - 05/10/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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atleast get the doctor to buy you dinner or a beer or something first.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14432401 - 05/10/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i haven't washed my hands since the 5th grade...losers 
but i have got a penis infection many times...wait..
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cdnshroom]
#14436093 - 05/11/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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UPDATE: so i wen't to the urologist today and found out that it was an abscess, most likely caused by, yes i guessed it, masturbating with dirty hands. He had to fucking inject my dick in 5 different places with a numbing agent, which was beyond painful, and then used a scalpel to drain it.
Let this be a lesson to he rest of you! Wash your hands before jerkin' it!
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14436257 - 05/11/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shrooomtastic said: UPDATE: so i wen't to the urologist today and found out that it was an abscess, most likely caused by, yes i guessed it, masturbating with dirty hands. He had to fucking inject my dick in 5 different places with a numbing agent, which was beyond painful, and then used a scalpel to drain it.
Let this be a lesson to he rest of you! Wash your hands before jerkin' it!
lol or don't excessively masturbate w/ dirty hands.... I've never thought "hmm, bout to fap, better wash my hands"
it's always like "I just fapped, better wash my hands"
I've never gotten an abscess from dirty fapping...
ur gross
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14436359 - 05/11/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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How dirty does your hands have to be to get infected?
Were you playing in mud when you masturbated???
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Patlal]
#14453998 - 05/14/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So, I've decided that from now on I will masturbate using antibacterial ointment as lube. Problem solved.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14454101 - 05/14/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#15226930 - 10/14/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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and lulz were had by all. read this thread
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15227107 - 10/14/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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what in God's name did you search to bring this thread back to life?
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#15227114 - 10/14/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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the 'google your username' thread lead me to this thread, , i started reading and it was funny as fuck
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: eris]
#15228404 - 10/15/11 06:11 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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eris said: My worst jacking off experience came when I was like 12 or 13. I used some kind of shampoo product. My wang got all swollen up and red for like a week. It looked like a big fat club
Alright, don't show off.
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