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Magicman69
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How often do you masterbate?
#18710834 - 08/15/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I got a girlfriend and I still do it at least once a week. If it wasn't for porn I bet it would be less often.. or pleasurable haha. Anyways, be honest how often..and how does it effect you to stop? I feel good when I don't.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69] 7
#18710846 - 08/15/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery. You'll feel bad, the Administration will have to buy more memory to support this bullshit thread, and it will simply rot in digital limbo.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710852 - 08/15/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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SOmetimes like 2-3 times a day (rare) but mostly my schedule is around once every 2 nights
When I first started it was like 5-6 times a day 
If your bored of jacking it I highly suggest anal play (it feels weird at first)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710854 - 08/15/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If my hand isn't on my junk then something is wrong.
Honestly though, after having a daily intake of vagina for the past six years, I find it quite hard not to masturbate daily.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710860 - 08/15/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery.
You've been reading the butt licking thread.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
#18710873 - 08/15/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Twice a day at most, once a week at least.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710881 - 08/15/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lately probably once or twice a week. There have been times where I had a GF and still did it every day though, so it just depends. Trying to not do it as frequently these days as I find I feel and think better and have more energy and feel less awkward around women when I don't.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710887 - 08/15/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I only feel like jacking 0ff like twice a week l8ley
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18710892 - 08/15/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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mostly its cuz im 2 lazy it feels like a chore
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: SunnyD] 1
#18710895 - 08/15/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Daddyzomed said:
If your bored of jacking it I highly suggest anal play (it feels weird at first)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18710896 - 08/15/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle thinks about Sheekle while he masturbates.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18710898 - 08/15/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Woah for a second I thought I made this thread... 
Since I started working out my libido is kicking up and I get horny a lot more now which is awesome!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Ando Banko]
#18710901 - 08/15/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ando Banko said:
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Daddyzomed said:
If your bored of jacking it I highly suggest anal play (it feels weird at first)

During orgasm your anal muscles contract, and if there is something In there the orgasm is a lot stronger! espeacilly if your hitting your prostate it feels amazing!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18710903 - 08/15/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: mostly its cuz im 2 lazy it feels like a chore
u r lazy
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: SunnyD] 1
#18710905 - 08/15/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thank god we're talking scientifically about things now... it makes the thread even BETTER
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710917 - 08/15/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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2 times a day excluding sex
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710928 - 08/15/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said:

Thank god we're talking scientifically about things now... it makes the thread even BETTER
this is the Shroomery. welcome.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710929 - 08/15/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said: This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery. You'll feel bad, the Administration will have to buy more memory to support this bullshit thread, and it will simply rot in digital limbo.
Fuck you dude. Look at my begin date. I don't know everything there is to know about shroomery yet. Sue me
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710932 - 08/15/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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and yet you've made 600 posts. methinks your excuse is a little faulty.

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I jerk off about once every two or three weeks. From March 2012 to March 2013 I masturbated 5 tiimes.
My sex drive has really gotten out of hand but I like the feeling of being dangerously horny. I took a long ass break from porn and masturbation because I couldn't get hard without viagra.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710936 - 08/15/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Frequently and furiously.
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I miss being horny af all the time... 
Working out Vertain supplements Vertain mindsets
Will increase Libido
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: SunnyD]
#18710948 - 08/15/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Daddyzomed said: SOmetimes like 2-3 times a day (rare) but mostly my schedule is around once every 2 nights
When I first started it was like 5-6 times a day 
If your bored of jacking it I highly suggest anal play (it feels weird at first)
well, didnt see that one coming.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: SunnyD]
#18710959 - 08/15/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Daddyzomed said: I miss being horny af all the time... 
Working out Vertain supplements Vertain mindsets
Will increase Libido
Very true if I start lifting and running, within two days my sex drive is pumped.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710966 - 08/15/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I run every day so my libido is pretty pumped. I would never masturbate ever but lately the horniness has become too much and I have to release a little bit to stay sane.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711046 - 08/15/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: and yet you've made 600 posts. methinks your excuse is a little faulty.

All my posts on mobile shroomery from my smart phone. The features are good on mobile but different and kinda lacking. I'm trying my best...sorry guys. And I ain't no police, those are fighting words.Much Love.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711052 - 08/15/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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+1 just to get off 666
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711055 - 08/15/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why? You should have just stayed there, forever.
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Quote:
goldcaphunter said: Frequently and furiously.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Thisfire]
#18711132 - 08/15/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I edge every day but only ejaculate every 3 days or so.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Thisfire]
#18711143 - 08/15/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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How often to I not masturbate would be more appropriate..
In all seriousness I stopped a while back because I found out if you go a few days without doing it your eyes look different, eye contact becomes easier, and you feel better overall. Its hard though, nowadays with no gf though its about once every 2 days, and yes I still jacked it when I had a gf.
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Quote:
pwnasaurus said: I edge every day but only ejaculate every 3 days or so.
Why?
Quote:
EternalCowabunga said: I would never masturbate ever but
Why?
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Edited by Sheekle (08/15/13 08:26 PM)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18711326 - 08/15/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to do like 5-6 times a week, but I noticed I'm WAY better around girls when it's more like 2-3 times per week
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18711339 - 08/15/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
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pwnasaurus said: I edge every day but only ejaculate every 3 days or so.
Why?
Helps to train stamina as well as increased erection quality.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: OZA]
#18711345 - 08/15/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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^^^
Guys im serious your life IMPROVES in many ways if you cut back, youre a different person when you dont as much, mxe showed me that, and I swear just try it it sounds like something not to be taken seriusly but it does something.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711349 - 08/15/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sham87]
#18711362 - 08/15/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let me tell you though, it's hard as hell to stop yourself from busting a nut after you've been edging for 30 minutes
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711373 - 08/15/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
pwnasaurus said:
Quote:
Sheekle said:
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pwnasaurus said: I edge every day but only ejaculate every 3 days or so.
Why?
Helps to train stamina as well as increased erection quality.
Sounds like erection fraud to me.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711400 - 08/15/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thrice daily
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711426 - 08/15/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said: Let me tell you though, it's hard as hell to stop yourself from busting a nut after you've been edging for 30 minutes 
Hell yea man, breathing is key.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sham87]
#18711457 - 08/15/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sham87 said:
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pwnasaurus said: Let me tell you though, it's hard as hell to stop yourself from busting a nut after you've been edging for 30 minutes 
Hell yea man, breathing is key.
Breathing, kegels, and serious fucking willpower.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711492 - 08/15/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man... I used to do it like twice a day atleast. Whenever I was bored I'd be like "hey, it only takes 2 minutes to rub one out, why not!". But at one point I started feeling like a fiend for my own dick, so one day I just stopped... I must have gone a month without hittin' that shit, and I haven't been laid in quite some time. Now it's just once in a blue moon. Wake up with a hard one, shake that shit out, BOOM, great start to the day!
Other than that, it's just my pee shooter now.

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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711495 - 08/15/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who knows whats up? pwnasaurus knows whats up.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sham87]
#18711547 - 08/15/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does anybody else sometimes get a guilty feeling right after you cum? You have to wipe it up all pissed. This rarely happens to me, but it has happened.!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711556 - 08/15/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your nose and above your lip is all greasy and your eyes feel heavy and you feel like just sitting and staring. Idk about the guilty thing though.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
#18711558 - 08/15/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Your nose and above your lip is all greasy and your eyes feel heavy and you feel like just sitting and staring. Idk about the guilty thing though.
No, that's what happens to YOU. I've never experienced those things.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711573 - 08/15/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL, virgins.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711578 - 08/15/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
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#18711581 - 08/15/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: LOL, virgins.
Was that supposed to be replying to me? Because if so I have no idea what you're talking about.
In fact, a lot of the time you make seriously non-sensical posts. You mean well, but you have to work on re-reading your posts dude. Sometimes they just don't make sense.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711589 - 08/15/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've lost count of how many girls I've slept with. Probably 18-20 I can remember at any given time. I've also been in several long term relationships, and I'm in one right now. 1 year next month with my girl.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711592 - 08/15/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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look at what you're replying to, genius. i made an two word, off color comment, and you're saying i'm nonsensical? why don't you give me a fucking better example, or shut the fuck. you're so sensitive about your masculinity, that you got offended over me saying "virgins, LOL". that's pathetic. why don't you read what i said. VIRGINS. PLURAL. two people before your post, was saying how they felt weird, or like they feel they've done something wrong. THOSE TWO VIRGINS. god, you are daft.
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
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Not as much as I used to.

Might have a few more kids now though.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
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So your saying your face doesnt get greesy when you jack off..? And if it doesnt are you trying to turn it around on me as an insult, im confused. Maybe your doing it wrong, or you have the skin of the gods. My face is a tiny bit greasy and jacking off makes the edges of my nose reeeally greasy.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: So your saying your face doesnt get greesy when you jack off..? And if it doesnt are you trying to turn it around on me as an insult, im confused. Maybe your doing it wrong, or you have the skin of the gods. My face is a tiny bit greasy and jacking off makes the edges of my nose reeeally greasy.
It doesn't happen to me at least. I get that shit out too quick to work up a sweat!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said: look at what you're replying to, genius. i made an two word, off color comment, and you're saying i'm nonsensical? why don't you give me a fucking better example, or shut the fuck. you're so sensitive about your masculinity, that you got offended over me saying "virgins, LOL". that's pathetic. why don't you read what i said. VIRGINS. PLURAL. two people before your post, was saying how they felt weird, or like they feel they've done something wrong. THOSE TWO VIRGINS. god, you are daft.
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
Woah dude, I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm not hating on you - generally I like your posts. It was just an observation, and I don't think I'm alone in the feeling that sometimes your posts don't make sense.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
I think everyone's guilty while, beating.. I think its weird but i get the feeling that if heaven exsists And there looking down from the clouds, they'll see a little white guy beatin he dick off..
Man i bet there proud... Sometimes i just stop..because i think of that.. 
Boner....gone
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
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i post things that can't be understood? i'd like to see someone point that out. it'd be fun. explaining my comments to people and watch them argue the validity of it is ultimate fun.
people would like to think i don't make sense, that i am speaking gibberish. you wouldn't have anything to back up your comment, anyways, so i don't know why i am bothering to explain, but yah, you got offended over me saying "VIRGINS" out loud in a masturbation thread, when people are stating that they feeling guilty or who sit and stare minutes after they finish, because they are exhausted and their greasy face is melting... i mean... jesus, it was an off-color comment, and you got uber offended over it. pointing out my "lack of coherency" over a comment that is as coherent as it can get. LOL VIRGINS.
who is getting this comment confused for some other kind of meaning or context? anyone? any virgins?
PS: whatever anyone else thinks isn't even relevant, unless you know... you're just basing your judgements off of influence, instead of reasoning.
in your experience, i've not made sense. like i said, tell me, and i'll explain what i said, in clearer context, and if you're not a dick about it, then i won't have to be. i don't like to write the same things twice. might as well clear this up, out of nowhere, you know because i called someone a virgin and you got confused and thought i was talking about you, pwn.
i mean i can't even explain myself in this case, because all i said was and i quote... "LOL, virgins". that doesn't even NEED explaining. "i and others agree... you don't make sense!" because i said "LOL VIRGINS!"
get a fucking reason before you call someone out on the funnies.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18711671 - 08/15/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
I think everyone's guilty while, beating.. I think its weird but i get the feeling that if heaven exsists And there looking down from the clouds, they'll see a little white guy beatin he dick off..
Man i bet there proud... Sometimes i just stop..because i think of that.. 
Boner....gone 
You got it all wrong man; Humans have been given the gift of physical sensation. It's something the christian God couldn't even avoid, he forced himself to manifest as Jesus, a dude with dude parts.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: lot_justice]
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
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Speak for yourself. I ASSURE you everyone that else doesn't experience that. I certainly don't.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
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So no ones going to take up my offer.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: So no ones going to take up my offer.
You shouldn't post that shit. C'mon man. You even said yourself you don't have their permissions. Don't be an asshole.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
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Dr.Dankhead said: I think everyone's guilty while, beating..
Speak for yourself. I ASSURE you everyone that else doesn't experience that. I certainly don't.
YEAH. LOL VIRGINS...
the context was clearer this time, ya?
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711703 - 08/15/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I usually yank once a day... it's good for you. Decreases stress.
When I workout a lot I find it happening like once every 3-4 days, even with a girlfriend. Maybe I'm just more stressed than the average person.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711707 - 08/15/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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damn akira you sound kinda cracked out
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18711711 - 08/15/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i just don't like when people tell me i don't make sense, without being able to tell or show me how, and then assume that it's true, because "someone else thinks that way too".
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711720 - 08/15/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thats how people treat overly cocky people trust me. They want them to think theyre stupid when they arent. I dont think he meant it in a bad way hes chill.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711722 - 08/15/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: i just don't like when people tell me i don't make sense, without being able to tell or show me how, and then assume that it's true, because "someone else thinks that way too".
I'll PM you the post next time I see one. I'm not going to go digging through your past posts. Is that to your satisfaction? And no,I seriously wasn't trying to be a dick. It's just funny. I can tell you mean well Akira.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
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what even incurred this? oh right, it was you. (in case you couldn't just assume that this was a facetious stfu, i can assure you... it was.) Quote:
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akira_akuma said: i just don't like when people tell me i don't make sense, without being able to tell or show me how, and then assume that it's true, because "someone else thinks that way too".
I'll PM you the post next time I see one. I'm not going to go digging through your past posts. Is that to your satisfaction?
if only more people were like you, sunshine.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711736 - 08/15/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I swear, I'm much more agreeable in real life - several Shroomerites have met me who can probably attest to that.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711741 - 08/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Holy shit. I step away from this thread for a second and shits hit the fan!
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
It's a good point, I set myself up for that one. I would understand someone making a joke about some of us being virgins. I know that I am in fact not a virgin, so my shame is not hurt in being called one for making an off beat post.
I think we should all go back to loving each other and talking about good ol' rip stickin!
And lucky for me, I don't believe in a big guy in the sky, so I'm not to bothered by rubbin' it out to chicks queefing on birthday cakes.I don't actually rub my shit out to that, but it really does exist!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711743 - 08/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i don't disagree with you, necessarily, just the timing. all i said was LOL VIRGINS. i'd rather you just PM me or hell, call me out... just not on some petty 'ish like that.
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
It's a good point, I set myself up for that one. I would understand someone making a joke about some of us being virgins. I know that I am in fact not a virgin, so my shame is not hurt in being called one for making an off beat post.
I think we should all go back to loving each other and talking about good ol' rip stickin!
And lucky for me, I don't believe in a big guy in the sky, so I'm not to bothered by rubbin' it out to chicks queefing on birthday cakes.I don't actually rub my shit out to that, but it really does exist!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711748 - 08/15/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think you all need to rub one out right now and quiet things down.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
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Andrwo11 said: I think you all need to rub one out right now and quiet things down.
this is exactly the point.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711765 - 08/15/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masturbation is one of life's great pleasures. No need to bicker over anything that even tangentially relates to it.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
#18711791 - 08/15/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can not say that I am against a video of that sorts being posted right now. I think we all need it...
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
#18711794 - 08/15/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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all i said was Virgins. dose that relate to it? nevermind.
here is my testimony to this thread.
HOW OFTEN? HMMM I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KEEP TRACK LOLOLOLOLOL
oh and ALSO... i don't really care how often i jack off because hey it's healthy... oh and also, something else someone else hasn't said yet. oh... um, i jack off to fantasy rape porn!1 love that shit AND... oh yeah, jacking off makes me feel guilty, too, even though it shouldn't. oh and a greasy face, is what i've got after a major masturbation session.
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I don't know why anyone got upset with you saying that in the first place. I think it makes complete sense to say something like that in a thread like this. My God, we are discussing how much we masterbate after all. It sounds like some of us aren't getting laid by the amounts their rubbing it out. I will for one admit I'm not.
Back to the
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
#18711853 - 08/15/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im a perv, I have a straight dvd with tons of pics and videos of girls ive been with, sometimes I put them on windows movie maker and edit the slow parts and only show the good parts and add music. Like hardcore dubstep.
I even have names for each of the videos. Im hoping to fill the cd, it has alot of space.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
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I've been doing it every night lately for a while now to help me go to sleep. It's practically ceremonial.
Chowder's posts are convincing me to cut back though, because I have experimented with limiting the wonk in the past and I think his observations are true.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
#18711859 - 08/15/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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God, that's creeptastic, Chowder!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Rorge]
#18711887 - 08/15/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masterbation ruins eye contact and mood, and makes eyes glossy and baggy for the rest of the day, chronic masterbation causes the "pervey" look, with the half opened bug looking eyes.
Withstaining increases ability to make eye contact and makes eyes less puffy, also makes you feel more collected and affirmative when you speak.
This is all my opinion but its very true for me at least. Just try doing it less and I promise youl notice a difference, at first its hard and dont expect to be able to immediately if your already on a daily schedule.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
#18711890 - 08/15/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Causes"
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
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I find it frustratingly hard, and awkward to try getting away with masturbating in psych-wards. It's the only reason I don't stay for too long... I'm sure it's probably not too fun in prison, though I wouldn't know anything about that. I actually prefer masturbation over sex right now, witch is only because I haven't been able to keep the right partner, It's hard to make relationships last when your crazy... I think jessica was the best, i drove her nuts though, she's ether dead or in a ward. Rebecca topped her off though, till she fucked with her boobs... stupid bitch ruined my life doing that... I dont dig fat chicks and thats all I can seem to get anymore, i find myself daydreaming while i'm fucking them... so the hand it is.... about once a day unless i'm on a drug binge, then it could be at least a week.
fun facts! I once masturbated with a warm deer heart after i ripped it out as it was still beating and started eating it, until I found it appealing... can anyone top that? lol
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711963 - 08/15/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dont get it.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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ok, this is gonna make you laugh... you can't "cause" those psychological symptoms, by jacking off. AHAHA, hilarious, right? you can however have said symptoms though, if you were, i dunno... maybe... a...
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
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Cause what psychological symptoms, theyre clearly physical. At least when i said the word causes, because thats what you quoted, and yeah id say a fair amount of people would agree they do, some people dont notice or get them idk. Im not speaking as a doctor. Maybe you just need to stop jacking off everyday to find out.
Theres alot of people that would agree with me.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Of course you should feel guilty - you're making god cry.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Masterbation ruins eye contact and mood, and makes eyes glossy and baggy for the rest of the day, chronic masterbation causes the "pervey" look, with the half opened bug looking eyes.
other then the last part of your post, about the eyes, you were clearly indicating psychological symptoms.
which is just in your head. hence, not physical, and nothing to do with jerking off.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
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Jacking off does induce psychological responses as well, and they last for a while afterwards. This is something thats basic knowledge from like sex ed dude.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18712079 - 08/15/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That quote was IN TENTS. Whats the most fucked up scenario from which you derived sexual pleasure and yanked one?
One time I watched a movie where a hot girl ripped her arm off and it got me going
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
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Jacking off while having a gf feels pretty bad I guess. I havent had to worry about that for a couple years now though.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Masterbation ruins eye contact and mood, and makes eyes glossy and baggy for the rest of the day, chronic masterbation causes the "pervey" look, with the half opened bug looking eyes.
other then the last part of your post, about the eyes, you were clearly indicating psychological symptoms.
which is just in your head. hence, not physical, and nothing to do with jerking off.
Was that posted in this thread? Errmagawsh, Pat Robertson is a shroomery member.
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This is not a jacking off thing, it is a sex thing.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
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So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.
What context you have an orgasm in makes a huge differences. The intensity of the experience changes and having sex with another person can create the feeling of love. I've never felt that jacking off. An orgasm with another person compared to an orgasm alone are two very different experiences
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
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in other words^
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
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Ejaculation literally signals an absurd amount of chemicals to release, no matter how it happens. Reward system for spreading your seed. Super fucking basic, thats why you get all demented before you start, and understanding and nice afterwards...
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
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Chowder963 said: So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.
What context you have an orgasm in makes a huge differences. The intensity of the experience changes and having sex with another person can create the feeling of love. I've never felt that jacking off. An orgasm with another person compared to an orgasm alone are two very different experiences
Wow... Just wow.. How old are you no offense.
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he's saying that you're jabbering is useless, and he's saying that aside from the obvious release of chemicals that get produced after ejaculation, what context you have an orgasm in can effect the overall feeling. OVERALL.
stop acting intentionally daft, and stop ranting about how jacking off tires you out. that's what you're arguing right? that jacking off tires you out and makes you anxious and makes you not wanna look people in the eye, and makes you uncomfortable, and makes YOU look puffy eyed and fucked up?
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.
What context you have an orgasm in makes a huge differences. The intensity of the experience changes and having sex with another person can create the feeling of love. I've never felt that jacking off. An orgasm with another person compared to an orgasm alone are two very different experiences
Wow... Just wow.. How old are you no offense.
I'm 22. Would you like me to post pictures of my face and attractive girlfriends and boyfriends i've had? How old are you to think jacking off is the same rush as having sex with someone you're attracted to when the context of the situation and feelings are completely different? I didn't say that what you said isn't true. I simply made a statement about how the experience of an orgasm varies depending if your alone or with another person. Seriously dude how old are YOU.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18712339 - 08/15/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I thought you seemed normal slightly but your clearly either a virgin or veeeery in inexperienced... Sorry but its true.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: I thought you seemed normal slightly but your clearly either a virgin or veeeery in inexperienced... Sorry but its true. 
What the fuck? DId you even read what I posted? How juvenile are you to ignore my comments and then accuse me of being a virgin. Lol what the fuck? I used to ignore people like you. now I just watch you post because it makes me feel better about myself to act the way your acting.
Not only that but I said feelings of love can occur when people have sex. Which can be totally different than jacking off. That makes me a juvenile virgin, LOL!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.
for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
#18712362 - 08/15/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha
I was joking 
I don't think of dead relitives in heaven, that would be... .....weird?
Note to self, don't post to make people i. A masterbation thread
Hence the funny faces
And Virgin?.. Who me? ... Who told you?!
For the honesty portion, whacky time for me =1/2 times a day, usually errrr day if I'm up to it.. Unless my women is over,
Then I'm fuckin like a discovery channel, mammal
Oh and I'm not religious so you can keep your "Jesus gave us this, and Jesus gave us that, and Jesus had sex", lol
Jesus was a magician, an illusionist to intrigue people, and make them believe he is something special...
Kinda like cris angel, before he told people his secrets lol... My opinion, don't hate..
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
#18712365 - 08/15/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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No I didnt read what you said I skipped over it, but if you really believed what you said before its probably not worth reading your obviously reeally inexperienced.
All I said is masturbating releases similar chems as sex, if you guys are arguing you disagree right?
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18712367 - 08/15/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.
for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. 
  yeah I bet
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: No I didnt read what you said I skipped over it, but if you really believed what you said before its probably not worth reading your obviously reeally inexperienced.
All I said is masturbating releases similar chems as sex, if you guys are arguing you disagree right?
Wow...not only did you not read what I said. You acted like a dick head and still make a bunch of presumptions about me when you don't know me. I wasn't arguing with you but you wouldn't know that because you wanted to act like a 12 year old virgin school boy with some deep insecurities around sex. That's cool man. I don't need to reiterate myself another time after this. I used to be there when I was a little kid too.
I've masturbated my fair share of times. I have had three girls friends and a boyfriend. I've had my fair share of sex to feel confident saying that an orgasm jacking off can be different than an orgasm with a significant other and that feelings can vary in those situations.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
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for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. 
  yeah I bet
oh no, can't you just stay OTD and be their buttbuddies with this shit, instead of here?
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: No I didnt read what you said I skipped over it, but if you really believed what you said before its probably not worth reading your obviously reeally inexperienced.
All I said is masturbating releases similar chems as sex, if you guys are arguing you disagree right?
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said: are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.
for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. 
  yeah I bet
oh no, can't you just stay OTD and be their buttbuddies with this shit, instead of here?
What?
I can only read legible typing.. I guess your insult was failed, I'm sorry.
Better luck next time bud
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18712413 - 08/15/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once a year. The last time I broke a lamp and the recoil about took my arm off.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18712437 - 08/16/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Sheekle thinks about Sheekle while he masturbates.
QFT.
I'm tempted to quote this in my sig.
Good move, old chap.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ganjfather]
#18712440 - 08/16/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
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akira_akuma said: are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.
for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. 
  yeah I bet
oh no, can't you just stay OTD and be their buttbuddies with this shit, instead of here?
What?
I can only read legible typing.. I guess your insult was failed, I'm sorry.
Better luck next time bud
Here, ill cheer ya up........ Look at my wife, Candice 
Beauty huh?? Today is our 9th anniversary 
I AM NOT AN OTDer...!!!!...!...!...............!

you say my one sentence is less comparable to any sense making then your Gallagher smashed posts of shit?
just STAY OTD brah, you're acerbic wit will be more clued into there, Tylenol.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
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So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Usually once a day just to take the edge off, sometimes 2 or 3 if I have the day off and have nothing to do, or can't sleep. Or if I find myself having too much fun in the shower, I'll have to finish the job.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
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you say my one sentence is less comparable to any sense making then your Gallagher smashed posts of shit?
just STAY OTD brah, you're acerbic wit will be more clued into there, Tylenol.
Is that so?... Well I'm sooOOOOoooo discouraged, that ill just give up and go to OTD.. Here i go, you watching?, I'm leaving.. Blast my song as i go..
What did i do to you?... Like seriously, i may have do e something but i need reminding..
If i didn't do anything, then keep your jerk comments to yourself..thirty thousand posts, how many of those actually contribute SOMTHING to our lovely community
I...Am Not your brah, nor will i ever be.
Ive severed all ties with OTD.. I really don't remeber saying anything to you? I guess.. Idk

I'm sailing......
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18714097 - 08/16/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I woke up this morning with a hard on, went into the bathroom, realized the last person who was in there didn't flush their shit down...
Had it rubbed out before the toilet water even filled back up.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
#18714101 - 08/16/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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HeyImShroomy said: I woke up this morning with a hard on, went into the bathroom, realized the last person who was in there didn't flush their shit down...
Had it rubbed out before the toilet water even filled back up. 
 
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Magicman69
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18714276 - 08/16/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery. You'll feel bad, the Administration will have to buy more memory to support this bullshit thread, and it will simply rot in digital limbo.
This guy had no idea what he was talking about. This Thread is quite amuseing.
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Magicman69
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
#18714284 - 08/16/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.
So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.
LOL
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#19722227 - 03/20/14 03:35 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Honestly I'm too depressed to masturbate anymore. It'll be a week before I'm laying in bed, can't sleep, and I muster up the energy to rub one off so I can knock out.
Every time I get turned on when I'm jerking off (I like to use my imagination instead of taking forever trying to find a good porn video) I think of my ex girlfriend, one of them, then all of them. Then I'm reminded of how much of a failure I am, and how everyone I care about leaves me, and I usually have a difficult time concentrating.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: relsseS]
#19722238 - 03/20/14 03:49 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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relsseS said: Honestly I'm too depressed to masturbate anymore. It'll be a week before I'm laying in bed, can't sleep, and I muster up the energy to rub one off so I can knock out.
Every time I get turned on when I'm jerking off (I like to use my imagination instead of taking forever trying to find a good porn video) I think of my ex girlfriend, one of them, then all of them. Then I'm reminded of how much of a failure I am, and how everyone I care about leaves me, and I usually have a difficult time concentrating.
nice thread bump
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: abltsandwich]
#19722460 - 03/20/14 06:45 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha.Too much lately
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: TheNarrator]
#19722597 - 03/20/14 07:56 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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i make an effort to rub two off a day after seeing wolf of wall street
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: victor947]
#19722602 - 03/20/14 07:58 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't even do it anymore if I'm not on drugs.
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SaxbyA
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19722638 - 03/20/14 08:17 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not as much as I used to. 2-3 times a day now.
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