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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sham87]
#18711457 - 08/15/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said: Let me tell you though, it's hard as hell to stop yourself from busting a nut after you've been edging for 30 minutes 
Hell yea man, breathing is key.
Breathing, kegels, and serious fucking willpower.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711492 - 08/15/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man... I used to do it like twice a day atleast. Whenever I was bored I'd be like "hey, it only takes 2 minutes to rub one out, why not!". But at one point I started feeling like a fiend for my own dick, so one day I just stopped... I must have gone a month without hittin' that shit, and I haven't been laid in quite some time. Now it's just once in a blue moon. Wake up with a hard one, shake that shit out, BOOM, great start to the day!
Other than that, it's just my pee shooter now.

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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711495 - 08/15/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who knows whats up? pwnasaurus knows whats up.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sham87]
#18711547 - 08/15/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does anybody else sometimes get a guilty feeling right after you cum? You have to wipe it up all pissed. This rarely happens to me, but it has happened.!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711556 - 08/15/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your nose and above your lip is all greasy and your eyes feel heavy and you feel like just sitting and staring. Idk about the guilty thing though.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
#18711558 - 08/15/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Your nose and above your lip is all greasy and your eyes feel heavy and you feel like just sitting and staring. Idk about the guilty thing though.
No, that's what happens to YOU. I've never experienced those things.
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akira_akuma
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711573 - 08/15/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL, virgins.
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HeyImShroomy
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711578 - 08/15/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#18711581 - 08/15/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: LOL, virgins.
Was that supposed to be replying to me? Because if so I have no idea what you're talking about.
In fact, a lot of the time you make seriously non-sensical posts. You mean well, but you have to work on re-reading your posts dude. Sometimes they just don't make sense.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711589 - 08/15/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've lost count of how many girls I've slept with. Probably 18-20 I can remember at any given time. I've also been in several long term relationships, and I'm in one right now. 1 year next month with my girl.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711592 - 08/15/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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look at what you're replying to, genius. i made an two word, off color comment, and you're saying i'm nonsensical? why don't you give me a fucking better example, or shut the fuck. you're so sensitive about your masculinity, that you got offended over me saying "virgins, LOL". that's pathetic. why don't you read what i said. VIRGINS. PLURAL. two people before your post, was saying how they felt weird, or like they feel they've done something wrong. THOSE TWO VIRGINS. god, you are daft.
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
Edited by akira_akuma (08/15/13 09:43 PM)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711593 - 08/15/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not as much as I used to.

Might have a few more kids now though.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711610 - 08/15/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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So your saying your face doesnt get greesy when you jack off..? And if it doesnt are you trying to turn it around on me as an insult, im confused. Maybe your doing it wrong, or you have the skin of the gods. My face is a tiny bit greasy and jacking off makes the edges of my nose reeeally greasy.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
#18711613 - 08/15/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: So your saying your face doesnt get greesy when you jack off..? And if it doesnt are you trying to turn it around on me as an insult, im confused. Maybe your doing it wrong, or you have the skin of the gods. My face is a tiny bit greasy and jacking off makes the edges of my nose reeeally greasy.
It doesn't happen to me at least. I get that shit out too quick to work up a sweat!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711617 - 08/15/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: look at what you're replying to, genius. i made an two word, off color comment, and you're saying i'm nonsensical? why don't you give me a fucking better example, or shut the fuck. you're so sensitive about your masculinity, that you got offended over me saying "virgins, LOL". that's pathetic. why don't you read what i said. VIRGINS. PLURAL. two people before your post, was saying how they felt weird, or like they feel they've done something wrong. THOSE TWO VIRGINS. god, you are daft.
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
Woah dude, I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm not hating on you - generally I like your posts. It was just an observation, and I don't think I'm alone in the feeling that sometimes your posts don't make sense.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
#18711631 - 08/15/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
I think everyone's guilty while, beating.. I think its weird but i get the feeling that if heaven exsists And there looking down from the clouds, they'll see a little white guy beatin he dick off..
Man i bet there proud... Sometimes i just stop..because i think of that.. 
Boner....gone
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711645 - 08/15/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i post things that can't be understood? i'd like to see someone point that out. it'd be fun. explaining my comments to people and watch them argue the validity of it is ultimate fun.
people would like to think i don't make sense, that i am speaking gibberish. you wouldn't have anything to back up your comment, anyways, so i don't know why i am bothering to explain, but yah, you got offended over me saying "VIRGINS" out loud in a masturbation thread, when people are stating that they feeling guilty or who sit and stare minutes after they finish, because they are exhausted and their greasy face is melting... i mean... jesus, it was an off-color comment, and you got uber offended over it. pointing out my "lack of coherency" over a comment that is as coherent as it can get. LOL VIRGINS.
who is getting this comment confused for some other kind of meaning or context? anyone? any virgins?
PS: whatever anyone else thinks isn't even relevant, unless you know... you're just basing your judgements off of influence, instead of reasoning.
in your experience, i've not made sense. like i said, tell me, and i'll explain what i said, in clearer context, and if you're not a dick about it, then i won't have to be. i don't like to write the same things twice. might as well clear this up, out of nowhere, you know because i called someone a virgin and you got confused and thought i was talking about you, pwn.
i mean i can't even explain myself in this case, because all i said was and i quote... "LOL, virgins". that doesn't even NEED explaining. "i and others agree... you don't make sense!" because i said "LOL VIRGINS!"
get a fucking reason before you call someone out on the funnies.
Edited by akira_akuma (08/15/13 09:57 PM)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
#18711648 - 08/15/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Edited by Chowder963 (08/18/13 08:26 PM)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18711671 - 08/15/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
I think everyone's guilty while, beating.. I think its weird but i get the feeling that if heaven exsists And there looking down from the clouds, they'll see a little white guy beatin he dick off..
Man i bet there proud... Sometimes i just stop..because i think of that.. 
Boner....gone 
You got it all wrong man; Humans have been given the gift of physical sensation. It's something the christian God couldn't even avoid, he forced himself to manifest as Jesus, a dude with dude parts.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: lot_justice]
#18711676 - 08/15/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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^ what he said.
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