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How often do you masturbate?!
    #9274247 - 11/19/08 09:09 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Simple enough.
How many times per day?
You may choose only one
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274257 - 11/19/08 09:10 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

you mean per week or month?


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274266 - 11/19/08 09:11 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Well for the last 2 weeks I've tried stopping entirely but managed to only last a day so every second day. No option for that :o.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #9274269 - 11/19/08 09:11 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Says per day on the poll.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274275 - 11/19/08 09:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

you have nothing between zero and one.

what about those of us who don't most days, but every so often go for several in a day?

where's the consideration for us?


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274277 - 11/19/08 09:13 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

So its assumed to be at least daily or never?


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274282 - 11/19/08 09:14 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: fawhit]
    #9274283 - 11/19/08 09:14 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Well it was meant to be a joking thread anyway.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
    #9274298 - 11/19/08 09:15 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

With


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Tangerines]
    #9274318 - 11/19/08 09:18 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

not enough


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274323 - 11/19/08 09:18 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

destructo_low said:
Says per day on the poll.



really? you think.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: canid]
    #9274338 - 11/19/08 09:20 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Out the window? Haha.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274353 - 11/19/08 09:21 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I hate when it crustifies in my belly button.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #9274389 - 11/19/08 09:25 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Thought you might have over looked it.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
    #9274451 - 11/19/08 09:33 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:




:ilold:

What am I doing in this thread?


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9274459 - 11/19/08 09:34 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I usually masturbate every other day.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
    #9274492 - 11/19/08 09:40 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bradley said:
How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:




with a cheese grater and rubbing alcohol


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #9274522 - 11/19/08 09:46 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
Quote:

bradley said:
How do you masturbate is the question. :strokebeard:




with a cheese grater and rubbing alcohol




personally i prefer broken glass and the lemon tek.

also....


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
    #9275739 - 11/20/08 12:55 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

By the way it's masterbate, not masturbate.


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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: isaacein]
    #9275776 - 11/20/08 01:00 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

It's masturbate. Unless you've mastered it.


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