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How often do you masturbate?!
#9274247 - 11/19/08 07:09 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Simple enough.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274257 - 11/19/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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you mean per week or month?
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274266 - 11/19/08 07:11 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well for the last 2 weeks I've tried stopping entirely but managed to only last a day so every second day. No option for that :o.
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Says per day on the poll.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274275 - 11/19/08 07:12 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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you have nothing between zero and one.
what about those of us who don't most days, but every so often go for several in a day?
where's the consideration for us?
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274277 - 11/19/08 07:13 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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So its assumed to be at least daily or never?
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274282 - 11/19/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do you masturbate is the question.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: fawhit]
#9274283 - 11/19/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well it was meant to be a joking thread anyway.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
#9274298 - 11/19/08 07:15 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Tangerines]
#9274318 - 11/19/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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not enough
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274323 - 11/19/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
destructo_low said: Says per day on the poll.
really? you think.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: canid]
#9274338 - 11/19/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Out the window? Haha.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274353 - 11/19/08 07:21 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hate when it crustifies in my belly button.
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Thought you might have over looked it.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
#9274451 - 11/19/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
bradley said: How do you masturbate is the question.
What am I doing in this thread?
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9274459 - 11/19/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I usually masturbate every other day.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: Epigallo]
#9274492 - 11/19/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
bradley said: How do you masturbate is the question.
with a cheese grater and rubbing alcohol
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Quote:
UnholyChild666 said:
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bradley said: How do you masturbate is the question.
with a cheese grater and rubbing alcohol
personally i prefer broken glass and the lemon tek.
also....
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: destructo_low]
#9275739 - 11/19/08 10:55 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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By the way it's masterbate, not masturbate.
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Re: How often do you masturbate?! [Re: isaacein]
#9275776 - 11/19/08 11:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's masturbate. Unless you've mastered it.
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