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koods
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.
So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.
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Toe_Jam
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
#18713294 - 08/16/13 06:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.
So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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relsseS
Moving back and forth


Registered: 08/06/13
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18713374 - 08/16/13 07:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Usually once a day just to take the edge off, sometimes 2 or 3 if I have the day off and have nothing to do, or can't sleep. Or if I find myself having too much fun in the shower, I'll have to finish the job.
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Dr.Dankhead
Uhh...doctor gonzo?



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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18714053 - 08/16/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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you say my one sentence is less comparable to any sense making then your Gallagher smashed posts of shit?
just STAY OTD brah, you're acerbic wit will be more clued into there, Tylenol.
Is that so?... Well I'm sooOOOOoooo discouraged, that ill just give up and go to OTD.. Here i go, you watching?, I'm leaving.. Blast my song as i go..
What did i do to you?... Like seriously, i may have do e something but i need reminding..
If i didn't do anything, then keep your jerk comments to yourself..thirty thousand posts, how many of those actually contribute SOMTHING to our lovely community
I...Am Not your brah, nor will i ever be.
Ive severed all ties with OTD.. I really don't remeber saying anything to you? I guess.. Idk

I'm sailing......
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         i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18714060 - 08/16/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe 3 times a month
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mr sniffles
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18714078 - 08/16/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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3 times a week?
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HeyImShroomy
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18714097 - 08/16/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I woke up this morning with a hard on, went into the bathroom, realized the last person who was in there didn't flush their shit down...
Had it rubbed out before the toilet water even filled back up.
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Dr.Dankhead
Uhh...doctor gonzo?



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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
#18714101 - 08/16/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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HeyImShroomy said: I woke up this morning with a hard on, went into the bathroom, realized the last person who was in there didn't flush their shit down...
Had it rubbed out before the toilet water even filled back up. 
 
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         i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



Registered: 05/29/13
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18714276 - 08/16/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery. You'll feel bad, the Administration will have to buy more memory to support this bullshit thread, and it will simply rot in digital limbo.
This guy had no idea what he was talking about. This Thread is quite amuseing.
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



Registered: 05/29/13
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
#18714284 - 08/16/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.
So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.
LOL
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relsseS
Moving back and forth


Registered: 08/06/13
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#19722227 - 03/20/14 03:35 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Honestly I'm too depressed to masturbate anymore. It'll be a week before I'm laying in bed, can't sleep, and I muster up the energy to rub one off so I can knock out.
Every time I get turned on when I'm jerking off (I like to use my imagination instead of taking forever trying to find a good porn video) I think of my ex girlfriend, one of them, then all of them. Then I'm reminded of how much of a failure I am, and how everyone I care about leaves me, and I usually have a difficult time concentrating.
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abltsandwich
JFK = Jelly Donut




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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: relsseS]
#19722238 - 03/20/14 03:49 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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relsseS said: Honestly I'm too depressed to masturbate anymore. It'll be a week before I'm laying in bed, can't sleep, and I muster up the energy to rub one off so I can knock out.
Every time I get turned on when I'm jerking off (I like to use my imagination instead of taking forever trying to find a good porn video) I think of my ex girlfriend, one of them, then all of them. Then I'm reminded of how much of a failure I am, and how everyone I care about leaves me, and I usually have a difficult time concentrating.
nice thread bump
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TheNarrator
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: abltsandwich]
#19722460 - 03/20/14 06:45 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha.Too much lately
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victor947
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: TheNarrator]
#19722597 - 03/20/14 07:56 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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i make an effort to rub two off a day after seeing wolf of wall street
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



Registered: 11/29/12
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: victor947]
#19722602 - 03/20/14 07:58 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't even do it anymore if I'm not on drugs.
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SaxbyA
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19722638 - 03/20/14 08:17 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not as much as I used to. 2-3 times a day now.
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