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Offlinekoods
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18712472 - 08/16/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.




So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.


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InvisibleToe_Jam
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
    #18713294 - 08/16/13 06:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.




So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.



:ohyou:


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And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18713374 - 08/16/13 07:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Usually once a day just to take the edge off, sometimes 2 or 3 if I have the day off and have nothing to do, or can't sleep. Or if I find myself having too much fun in the shower, I'll have to finish the job.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18714053 - 08/16/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

you say my one sentence is less comparable to any sense making then your Gallagher smashed posts of shit?

just STAY OTD brah, you're acerbic wit will be more clued into there, Tylenol.






Is that so?... Well I'm sooOOOOoooo discouraged, that ill just give up and go to OTD.. Here i go, you watching?, I'm leaving.. Blast my song as i go..



What did i do to you?... Like seriously, i may have do e something but i need reminding..

If i didn't do anything, then keep your jerk comments to yourself..thirty thousand posts, how many of those actually contribute SOMTHING to our lovely community

I...Am Not your brah, nor will i ever be.

Ive severed all ties with OTD.. I really don't remeber saying anything to you? I guess.. Idk


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I'm sailing......


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i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18714060 - 08/16/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe 3 times a month


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18714078 - 08/16/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

3 times a week?


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18714097 - 08/16/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I woke up this morning with a hard on, went into the bathroom, realized the last person who was in there didn't flush their shit down...

Had it rubbed out before the toilet water even filled back up. :itwasgoodforme:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18714101 - 08/16/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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HeyImShroomy said:
I woke up this morning with a hard on, went into the bathroom, realized the last person who was in there didn't flush their shit down...

Had it rubbed out before the toilet water even filled back up. :itwasgoodforme:



:lolsy::lolsy::lolsy:


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i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18714276 - 08/16/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery. You'll feel bad, the Administration will have to buy more memory to support this bullshit thread, and it will simply rot in digital limbo.



This guy had no idea what he was talking about. This Thread is quite amuseing.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
    #18714284 - 08/16/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.




So you are like a Muslim who jerks off instead of praying.



LOL :thumbup:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19722227 - 03/20/14 03:35 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Honestly I'm too depressed to masturbate anymore. It'll be a week before I'm laying in bed, can't sleep, and I muster up the energy to rub one off so I can knock out.

Every time I get turned on when I'm jerking off (I like to use my imagination instead of taking forever trying to find a good porn video) I think of my ex girlfriend, one of them, then all of them. Then I'm reminded of how much of a failure I am, and how everyone I care about leaves me, and I usually have a difficult time concentrating.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: relsseS]
    #19722238 - 03/20/14 03:49 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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relsseS said:
Honestly I'm too depressed to masturbate anymore. It'll be a week before I'm laying in bed, can't sleep, and I muster up the energy to rub one off so I can knock out.

Every time I get turned on when I'm jerking off (I like to use my imagination instead of taking forever trying to find a good porn video) I think of my ex girlfriend, one of them, then all of them. Then I'm reminded of how much of a failure I am, and how everyone I care about leaves me, and I usually have a difficult time concentrating.




nice thread bump


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19722460 - 03/20/14 06:45 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Haha.Too much lately :wink:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: TheNarrator]
    #19722597 - 03/20/14 07:56 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

i make an effort to rub two off a day after seeing wolf of wall street


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: victor947]
    #19722602 - 03/20/14 07:58 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I don't even do it anymore if I'm not on drugs.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19722638 - 03/20/14 08:17 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Not as much as I used to. 2-3 times a day now.


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