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Shit Happens (isms)
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# Taoism: Shit happens.

# Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens.
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# Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

# Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

# Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
# Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

# Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

# Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

# Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

# Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

# Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

# Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

# Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

# Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

# Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

# Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

# Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

# Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again.
(Amen!)
# Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.

# Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.

# Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
# Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

# Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

# Creationism: God made all shit.

# Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

# Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
# Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.

# Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

# Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

# Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

# Darwinism: This shit was once food.

# Capitalism: That's MY shit.

# Communism: It's everybody's shit.

# Feminism: Men are shit.

# Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
# Commercialism: Let's package this shit.

# Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

# Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.

# Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

# Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
# Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

# Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
# Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

# Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.

# Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.

# Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

# Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.

# Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
# Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

# Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

# Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

# Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
# Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.

# Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.

# Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

# Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

# Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
# Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
# Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

# Atheism: What shit?
# Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
# Nihilism: No shit.


# And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!


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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: spacemonkey69]
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HAHAHAHA are u off ur head

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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: Jufin]
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hahah this is good shit
(optimism)

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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: daytripper23]
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I have this poster, they sell it on college/university campuses. i posted this here once before


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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: spacemonkey69]
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Ha, some new ones in there.

Thelemism: Shit what you will shall be the whole of the Law. Love is the shit, shit under will.

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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: Middleman]
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Druidic: This is nature's shit


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Ignore all things posted above. Any thing I said, or said that I did is a complete and total lie.

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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: SirSmokesAlot]
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why does Alcoholics Anonymous  and Practical so alike? they shouldnt b


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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: Coaster]
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AA: 'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot shit; courage to shit the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.'

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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: spacemonkey69]
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Nihilism #2: Eat shit and die.
McCarthyism: Don't pull any Communist shit.
Anarchism: Government is shit.
Epicureanism: This shit is delicious.
Malapropism: Shift happens.


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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: zannennagara]
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Coasterism: Can i get high off that shit?


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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: Coaster]
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Shamanism: They happen to grow on shit.

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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: Middleman]
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Solipsism: This shit is merely a projection of your mind, and does not actually exist.

Science: If we hypothesis, and run several experiments...we can find proof that this shit exists.


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Re: Shit Happens (isms) [Re: figmentfragment]
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figmentfragment said:
Science: If we hypothesis, and run several experiments...we can find proof that this shit exists.


To be technical, that's not an accurate rendition of science.  More precisely:

Science: this shit ain't been disproved yet.


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