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Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 2080?
    #3065615 - 08/29/04 05:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Every church of latter day saints is a branch of the international LDS church. Other branches include Pepsi, Mariot, and blockbuster. In the year 2080 there is projected to be around 250 million mormons. The church is run like a corpration(it would be ranked above gap and nike on the fortune 500 list). Every church sends every penny of the tithed money to the corporate headquarters in salt lake city. there is a mandatory tithe of ten percent of all income for all members. zero tolerance for the non payers. Mormons(a branch of satan international?) will be the majority in about 60 years time. Prepare yourself for public mormon domination.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 2080? [Re: sos]
    #3065689 - 08/29/04 05:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Scary. The mormon religion is so weird. They believe in this extra part of the bible that some 19th century dood found on some dinner plates buried underground. I think it's mostly cause some guys living in the Victorian era wanted to hump a different honey each night of the week though.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3065697 - 08/29/04 05:39 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

yeah i heard the highest part of mormon royalty is very deep into incestious relations.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: sos]
    #3065703 - 08/29/04 05:42 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Where would us programmers be without Pepsi and Cheetos?

Guess I don't have to worry as I will not make it to 2080.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 2080? [Re: sos]
    #3065775 - 08/29/04 06:09 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Ummm....so what is Catholicism? It has the same hierarchy, maybe the money doesn't funnel directly to the Vatican anymore, but your statement is somewhat spindled with hatred.

LDS are definately expanding, and indeed they do have secret rooms and rituals, qualifying them as a cult. What really scares me about LDS is that right now in tiny rooms across the world, someone who is a LDS is learning an obscure language so he can go tell a tribe about Jesus' second coming in North America. I just wish the secrets weren't involved.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: sos]
    #3065790 - 08/29/04 06:12 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

There are a lot of Mormon myths circulated here. I am not a Morman, but I have known many. Their religion is a community oriented Christian based religion. Most seem to be fine people with good morals and values. I don't want to be one, but there is nothing wrong with them. The bullshit I have read here is baseless propoganda. I guess hate can find it's way in anywhere.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 2080? [Re: sos]
    #3066858 - 08/29/04 11:06 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i grew up in a town in northern utah where about 95-98% of my high school was mormon. and its a very scary place i tell you. mormons are very strange people...i was actually raised in that church until i was 12. there is so much indoctrination that goes on in those buildings, especially towards the children. thank god my mind has been able to recover...(with the help of my good freind lsd) seriously though, these people are strange.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: Archemetis]
    #3066921 - 08/29/04 11:21 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I have been friends with several who were very moral, kind, and generous people.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3071861 - 08/31/04 01:56 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

to make a point i have a deep hatred for catholiscism also. they only thing the have done good for humanity is well the school girl skirt. I know ppl who were high up in lds there is alot of satanic things going on behind close doors. LDS is a cult. MAny seemingly christian establishments are fronts for unknowning perversion of Jesus. I have a direct link to cult activate. my parents met in a cult. my sisters were raised in a cult. it was called christian community chapel in des moines, wa google it. It was a fucking brothel. People would make connections WHich led to a sorta of date rape. twisting of the word of God to allow the Pastor to take advantage of simple loving christian people. A lady who went very deep into and then pulled out wrote a book which i believe is called Fallen Angels? anyways MOrmons perverted the Bible they are a cult! nuf said


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3071903 - 08/31/04 02:08 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I agree Huehuecoyotl, one other thing I agree with is that none of the mormons get paid for what they do its all volunteer.... Even the Bishop of a whole ward isnt paid they have to still work a full time job and take care of the ward....

Talk about serious dedication!!!


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: cisole]
    #3071911 - 08/31/04 02:10 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

yes such dedication sounds like ummm wait wait.... a cult!


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: sos]
    #3071943 - 08/31/04 02:22 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

something else to bother you SOS....

last years reports of all the churches said they are the second fastest growing churh in the world and next year the fastest...

thats a thought!


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: cisole]
    #3071964 - 08/31/04 02:26 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You think i would realize that they are growing at a seemingly cult like speed i did say that it is projected they would have 250 million members by 2080


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: sos]
    #3071997 - 08/31/04 02:36 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

true, my bad...


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: cisole]
    #3072013 - 08/31/04 02:42 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

most mormons are very happy people. but it is an ignorant bliss. I mean the mormon bible is ercle(is that how you spell that guys name?) on an acid trip


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: sos]
    #3072591 - 08/31/04 05:28 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

what are these 'satanic' and secretive things you say you've heard? first-hand from people directly involved?


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: Tao]
    #3073284 - 08/31/04 12:10 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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what are these 'satanic' and secretive things you say you've heard? first-hand from people directly involved?




thats the mystery...you have to be deadicated enough and have a recommend from a higher official to even enter the temple...and the rituals that take place are never talked about. they arent allowed to talk about them. so i have no idea and my parents are even mormon and went through all the temple ceremonies.

i know one of the rituals they do in their temple though, but this ones no secret, they do baptisms for the dead in a font surrounded by 12 lion statues i believe it is, or is it bulls? anyway... when i was 12 i was pretty much forced into this...(not literally but there was alot of pressure put on by my family and my community and church.) so your waste deep in this pool (esensially you are taking the place of a dead person to symbolise their baptism), and there is a guy readeng a prayer to an individual who is deceased....yadda yadda yadda...your dunked under the water and he moves on with another prayer for another individual passed on. this is one reason why mormons are really into geneioloy.
their reasoning behind these baptisms is that they believe you cannot enter the kingdom of heavon unless you have been baptised into this church...so all those passed on who never had the opportunity to be baptised in teh mormon church are in the after life waiting until their name is read off in that prayer and someone is baptised in thier place.

very strange if you ask me


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: Archemetis]
    #3073382 - 08/31/04 12:47 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I am a former mormon and you folks don't even know the half.
1)mormons have one of the largest private computer data files in the world.It actually IS housed in acave in Utah.
2)of all religions or creeds more secret service men and FBI are mormon than any other group
3)my brother is the Bishop of his Ward and is as normal as you or I.
IMHO they are likely to become big players in world politics over the next few years.
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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 208 [Re: whiterasta]
    #3073435 - 08/31/04 01:06 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

and for some reason they are buying more and more of downtown Salt Lake City....a few years back they even bought the mall, dont ask me why


from my expireince with mormons utah mormons are very different...it seems outside of communities where everyone is mormon, they are more open minded and "christian" like, for lack of a better term.


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Re: Mormons internation tyrant cult of our nightmares in 2080? [Re: sos]
    #3074373 - 08/31/04 04:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

wait a minute pepsi is officially owned by mormon church??


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