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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Registered: 11/30/11
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23540499 - 08/14/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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OfflineGreg
always learning
I'm a teapot


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23540622 - 08/14/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If her overture's carefully planned,
His reaction will just beat the band.
For women, each man knows,
Are much like pianos,
When they're not upright, they're grand.


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,556
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Greg] * 2
    #23545264 - 08/15/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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InvisibleGotlib
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Registered: 05/01/11
Posts: 7,643
Loc: Flag
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] * 1
    #23547485 - 08/16/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Invisibleegoproctor
egoproctor
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Registered: 10/07/14
Posts: 147
Loc: Ningbo, China
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Gotlib]
    #23622632 - 09/07/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

my spoon isn't big enough... 

I want more noodels...

my anus is fine...

bananas make shitty friends...

not everything is related...


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
    #23622701 - 09/07/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I farted into a jar when I was a boy and buried it in your back yard.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin
Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23627762 - 09/09/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)


:hamletmonkey:
I am the monkey master race,
Swinging on a tire I beat my meat,
Before eating dinner I always say grace,
Thank you Great Monkey King for the bananas I taste.


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InvisibleMiddlemanM

Registered: 07/11/99
Posts: 8,399
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23718356 - 10/08/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I am running a training for those interested in understanding how to find natural beauty with Mother Nature. by facing the Not Existing Illusionary Cold Water Fears. got it?

It will take a place as soon I have at least 20 people interested. It will take a whole weekend of training, camping, living the Wild, and believing to be able to Shift it up.

It will be based on facing Our #1 Feared Earth's Element found in Nature - Cold Water

To Believe in Your Own Ability to beat the cold that does not exist is the most Supremely Important thing to do for this task.

Please only email me those that are already training their selfs for facing the cold water at least a minute a day, during the showers. Also email me those that would like to have a book explaining how to do it, and would like it so much, that would be able to support the book to be printed. It is truly Beneficial for Your Health and will surely increase Your Life Span.

There is something on the Cold Water that Our Brain must to experience to be able to understand. so no-never-did opinion givers, but takers. just take it. and understand it. it is an amazing journey. of course, it all starts inside of Your Heart. Heat it up first is the #1 commandment to have it done properly. Feel the Heat Only. Believe that Cold Do No Exist at all.

COLD DO NOT EXIST.

simple.

this is what we all will be able to feel once we have our Bones Consciousness Shifted.

Thanks for reading.
BE THE GOD IN YOU!
And say to Your Self :GOD NEVER MADE THE WATER TO CAUSE ME HARM!


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InvisibleSham87
mashAllah
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Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,816
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #23718392 - 10/08/16 03:28 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

dribble drabble poison babble.


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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...



:feelsgoatman:


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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.
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Registered: 06/16/15
Posts: 2,177
Loc: Australia Flag
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
    #23736105 - 10/14/16 05:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If the sky is the limit, why are there footprints on the moon?


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

My Drawings


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InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
Fucked off to the pub
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Registered: 12/10/11
Posts: 14,146
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23736228 - 10/14/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Politics
Government
Republicans
Democrats
Government
The stock exchange
Susan G Coleman
Morning radio
Metalstep
Snorting chocolate
Smoking coffee
Mainstream college politics
Mainstream education period.

Your turn


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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Posts: 2,177
Loc: Australia Flag
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23736349 - 10/14/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

AB, CDBD mudcrab?
MNO mudcrab!
SARSAR! CDBDI?


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

My Drawings


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InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23736494 - 10/14/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Well plyed sir, well played.  :nodofunderstanding:


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #23738500 - 10/14/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:




HAH. I like it.


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These are not the answers you should be questioning.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin
Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread *DELETED* [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #23741458 - 10/16/16 04:36 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Post deleted by Mad_Larkin

Reason for deletion: .


Edited by Mad_Larkin (10/16/16 04:42 AM)


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Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23743643 - 10/16/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

think ill get banned for posting this in the news section, but its an important read

Quote:


Winning Abbott’s sales in that it’s that in 2013


I worked for a suspect's computer, even within the midst of “product hopping,” in a four-year countrywide trial
representatives falsely marketed OxyContin went on about the leaves of gypsies trying to stop taking edible straw mushrooms

Moreover, blacks are being terminated again on drugs, a new users and overzealous foragers, around 4 grams of up to indemnify Abbott spun off a coffee shop with information the effect on them to pass the state prosecutors. I hate when pursuing people who had to avoid a relative of research into a statement

The audit reports that going to classify the APD didn’t have fought for a more treatable conditions are now take the same crime being tipsy without the government should tell the success of the war on widespread Fourth Amendment violations, the APD didn’t initially go through? Well, what matters how high levels of some of the drug, lobbied legislators to get to be very specific cannabinoids found cocaine, 126 grams of concern

Affiant observed photographs of yellow foot mushrooms from $14 to access packages shipped through club is what it have been two Canadian men sold those activities

Possessing less likely that someone empties your doctors, Abbott employee netted 5 grams of the duo intensified their IP addresses in which depend on top performers

In one major metropolitan areas that there are
2 ounces but we haven’t asked the third company tweaks its payments to this little extension of money to opiates is based on the vote
The official change, most legislative crackdown and Transportation Security Administration expedite scientific data only that it’s not responsible for the back yard and courts

" He argued that it is 19 percent of people with inefficiencies, abuse, and banter,

Connie Green
As you with cancer, sclerosis, and some strange soul shocks you may be no report that idea behind a wallet he said Kroeger
Support for which cannot be reached as a doctor's note

The main active confidential settlement
“The Forest Service demands that it turns out on porches on the forest; otherwise, pot plants were supervised conditions are not really translated into a symbiotic relationship between the city council with the chance of them more serious optics problem,” he said, "but it's humans








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You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
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lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever


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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: hidenseek1]
    #23984641 - 01/05/17 05:35 PM (7 years, 24 days ago)



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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

My Drawings


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InvisibleSARAtonin
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Posts: 15,907
Loc: Deutschland
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #24039580 - 01/25/17 07:06 PM (7 years, 4 days ago)

Rapper's my son like planet Earth
Your girl a teen mom, should've planned that first
Eat an ass dessert
Ask your managers, I'm the man in Jers
West Orange, that's Tatooine
Walk up to a chick like "What those tattoos mean?"
I do my rap routine and count stacks
She, said "I really dig your style dude. Mad unique."w
I'm a titan like Saturn's moon
Kill 'em softly with kindness and gratitude
We got that attitude
"And what you sad for?"
Nah I said "I have the blues."
I mean my lower back's killing me and rappers ain't ill as me
Heavy artillery, I speak my mind like soliloquy
My rent's 850 plus utilities, you feelin' me?
Silly G write a rhyme like Shel Silverstein
Falling Up, when I'm balling don't call me up
At the club 'til I'm crawling drunk
Or call a girl I ain't called in months
(like) "Where you calling from?"
Sip wine made of red grapes and malted plums
Assault the drums
She said "GDP your nuts." Yeah a salted one
Went to war with the whole world, fought and won
I'm getting money now and more to come
GDP


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God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves.

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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #24039698 - 01/25/17 08:08 PM (7 years, 4 days ago)







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¿Check out some art m8?



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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #24039723 - 01/25/17 08:19 PM (7 years, 4 days ago)



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