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Ojyelhsa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
#26533562 - 03/13/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's all put there in the ether And the alcohol numbs me so I can only shout But live and let go
Find and climb and claw
Get back to the page It's the ether It's all in the ether
And I'm not talking about some huffing shit Find god why doncha
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#26533780 - 03/14/20 01:27 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Scatter the casket and boost the noun!", shouted the constipated handyman, hands flared blue from the obelisk mourner.
It was a great Thanksgiving indeed.
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zZZz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Loaded Shaman]
#26539726 - 03/17/20 12:02 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Merry Christmas y’all! 
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Fiery
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] 1
#26539741 - 03/17/20 12:22 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's a Holiday or what?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fiery]
#26539764 - 03/17/20 12:36 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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2020
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Fiery
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] 1
#26539775 - 03/17/20 12:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: 2020

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fiery]
#26539843 - 03/17/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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wolfiewolfie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] 1
#26542051 - 03/18/20 05:45 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nothing is ever 'on fire'. It is always fire that is on something.
If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whos mind are they reading?
Every time you repaint a room, the room gets smaller.
If you buy a bigger bed, you get more bed room but less bedroom.
Why do our feet smell and noses run?
How did the person who made the first clock know what time it was?
And finally,
Why can't t-rex's walk backwards?
Because they're extinct hehehe
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie] 2
#26542164 - 03/18/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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zZZz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie] 1
#26552482 - 03/23/20 07:06 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along
And so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go. Walk out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give And I'll survive I will survive, hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry but now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with you And so you felt like dropping in And just expect me to be free And now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me
[2x] Go on now, go. Walk out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh, no, not I I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give And I'll survive I will survive
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#26571540 - 04/01/20 04:01 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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shitz bout to go down beesh since when can u foretell only God knows yea and he don't tell naw aint got no time for luke warm beeshes like me only real G's will see victory either u good or u bad aint no inbetweens only misery 4 da selfish and wicked like in pulp fiction so stick to the narrow path cuz wide is da gate that leads to hell and back yea back to da past yea back to da dammed be safe man dis aint no game man dis sum heaven vs hell man God Bless u man!
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] 1
#26571557 - 04/01/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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shiggty SHUGG
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MadMuncher
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#26571568 - 04/01/20 04:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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totally dig the garbage can guitar sounds
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Edited by MadMuncher (04/01/20 04:24 PM)
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#26571583 - 04/01/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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not as good as the original though
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zZZz said: At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along
And so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go. Walk out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give And I'll survive I will survive, hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry but now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with you And so you felt like dropping in And just expect me to be free And now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me
[2x] Go on now, go. Walk out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh, no, not I I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give And I'll survive I will survive
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MadMuncher]
#26571591 - 04/01/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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damn that shit takes me back. singer was a piece of shit he was trying to fuck my friend when she was like 13
maybe he wrote this one bout her
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MadMuncher
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MadMuncher]
#26571619 - 04/01/20 04:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh no alright here it comes here it comes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MadMuncher] 2
#26571622 - 04/01/20 04:58 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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ChRnZN
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#26924491 - 09/08/20 11:01 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thick clouds are a covering to him, that he sees not; and he walks in the circuit of heaven.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#26927056 - 09/09/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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howdy ho, jimbo
its me suck my dick
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Moorning Due
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oohh boy
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