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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #26533562 - 03/13/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It's all put there in the ether
And the alcohol numbs me so I can only shout
But live and let go

Find and climb and claw

Get back to the page
It's the ether
It's all in the ether









And I'm not talking about some huffing shit
Find god why doncha


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #26533780 - 03/14/20 01:27 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

"Scatter the casket and boost the noun!", shouted the constipated handyman, hands flared blue from the obelisk mourner.

It was a great Thanksgiving indeed.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26539726 - 03/17/20 12:02 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Merry Christmas y’all! :heart::manofapproval:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #26539741 - 03/17/20 12:22 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It's a Holiday or what?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fiery]
    #26539764 - 03/17/20 12:36 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

2020


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #26539775 - 03/17/20 12:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
2020





:ohwow:


:customgrow420:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fiery]
    #26539843 - 03/17/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:iloveyou:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #26542051 - 03/18/20 05:45 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Nothing is ever 'on fire'. It is always fire that is on something.

If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whos mind are they reading?

Every time you repaint a room, the room gets smaller.

If you buy a bigger bed, you get more bed room but less bedroom.

Why do our feet smell and noses run?

How did the person who made the first clock know what time it was?

And finally,

Why can't t-rex's walk backwards?

Because they're extinct hehehe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 2
    #26542164 - 03/18/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)



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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 1
    #26552482 - 03/23/20 07:06 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along

And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go. Walk out the door
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh, no, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry but now I hold my head up high

And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me to be free
And now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me

[2x]
Go on now, go. Walk out the door
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #26571540 - 04/01/20 04:01 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

shitz bout to go down beesh since when can u foretell only God knows yea and he don't tell naw aint got no time for luke warm beeshes like me only real G's will see victory either u good or u bad aint no inbetweens only misery 4 da selfish and wicked like in pulp fiction so stick to the narrow path cuz wide is da gate that leads to hell and back yea back to da past yea back to da dammed be safe man dis aint no game man dis sum heaven vs hell man God Bless u man! :heart:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #26571557 - 04/01/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

shiggty SHUGG


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #26571568 - 04/01/20 04:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



totally dig the garbage can guitar sounds


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Edited by MadMuncher (04/01/20 04:24 PM)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #26571583 - 04/01/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



not as good as the original though

Quote:

zZZz said:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along

And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go. Walk out the door
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh, no, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry but now I hold my head up high

And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me to be free
And now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me

[2x]
Go on now, go. Walk out the door
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26571591 - 04/01/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

damn that shit takes me back. singer was a piece of shit he was trying to fuck my friend when she was like 13


maybe he wrote this one bout her



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26571619 - 04/01/20 04:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

oh no
alright here it comes
here it comes







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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MadMuncher] * 2
    #26571622 - 04/01/20 04:58 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:lookslucrative:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #26924491 - 09/08/20 11:01 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Thick clouds are a covering to him, that he sees not; and he walks in the circuit of heaven.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
    #26927056 - 09/09/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

howdy ho, jimbo

its me suck my dick


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Re: Mud The Far Cuss [Re: LittleDipster]
    #26943123 - 09/18/20 08:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

oohh boy


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