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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#22409580 - 10/20/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hugs and Tugs both experienced sex for the first time at the same moment.
Draw what conclusions you may.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22412175 - 10/21/15 02:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How can you use my intestines as a gift?
How indeed.
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cj-B] 1
#22412424 - 10/21/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#22412428 - 10/21/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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of'en
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22423371 - 10/23/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Twelve Fragmvels æf Akashi'ite Sprouting from Etherium in 1337BC, 13 3 (7th hour); Aten's Re:quested by the Inverse Reflection æf the Tippu Sultan æf Srirangapatna:
1: Ants.
2: Brazen Bull.
3: Callous Cornflake Centipedes.
4: Depleted Dragonfire (don't drop!).
5: Erroneous Effulgence æf the Elephantine Ectoplasm Eaters.
6: Four Foul Flavours æf the Femme Fatale and Fricoteuse.
7: Grimmest Glowing Ghouls æf Ghent, Greatly Groomed and Gloating.
8: Heinlein, Heisenberg, Heidegger and Husserl, Hopeful Horace and Hurtful Homer. 9: Intestinal Ignition æf Irreparable Incidence Inciting Indigent Indian Iguanas to Indicate.
10: Jade Jewelry Juxtaposed with Jissom, Jerk and Jam æf Jews Just Duped æf Justice. 11: Kingless Kephesite Kestrel Kites Keeping Kinetic Killing Kevlar Kettles in Ketamine Keeps.
12: Loathesome Ligands Lazily Lopping Lids in Lugubrious Lower Levels æf Levitating Lust Lumps. 13: Metastatic Miracle Medicine Merchants Most Magical and Mottled Moving Messily Must Make More Moonshine.
14: Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger.
15: Ornate Octopods Ornamenting Obviously Oblivious Oblong Objects Oscillating Outside Ostentatious Overtly Omnipotent Onerous Oestioporotic Otters.
16: Poseidon's Prick Perfectly Proper Petrified Perniciously Protruding Promptly Producing Puddles æf Piss as Petulant Passerines Preach Pedagogical Perversions.
17: Quilted Quaternary Qurans æf Queenly Quill-Quoted Quality Quit Quirky Quantum Quiver Quizzes to Quickly and Quixotically Quantify Quequeg's Quiche. 18: Relentless Rusted Riverboat Riders Roaring Riotous Riddlery Rouse Rustling Ricket-Ridden Radioactive Ruffians from Rime-Rent Repositories æf the Reciprocating Rookery. 19: Supine Silver Strata Surreptitiously Shaped and Stuffed 'tween Shallow Sandy Shores, Shaded Sharp Shale, Superconductive Syrup, Sententious Shaven Sloths and Snapping Silkworms. 20: Trans-alpine Toltec Terminators Tarrying in Torrid Turd Trains, Terrible Turgid Turbines Touching Tearful Teenybopper's Testicles, Trite Troglodyte's Tetragammatron in Tepid Tasmanian Tumult.
21: Untameable Unquenchable Eunuchs Undeniably Unified and Unthinking, Unlawful and Utterly Unusual Ummagummas Utter Unthinkables on Uranus (Ubermacht Uber alles), Usually Unctuous Umbilicals Ultimately Undo You.
22: Vacuous Vesicle Vomit Vilified and Vaporized, Voting Verified Via Vulture Vines, Veering Vril Vampires Vacate Vacillate Vacuum and Vandalize, Voles Very Vapid with Voluminous Vogues. 23: Wasteman William's Woad-Withered Willy Warped and Worthless Winking Wonky Wand æf Wicked Wanking Wonder Why Would We Want Wise Words When Worse Ones Work?
24: Xerxes and Xenophilic Xanadu in Xanthine Xylophones, Xenoarchaeological Xylene Xysti's Xenon Xhosa Xebec Xenographs, Xenophobic Xenotransplantation Xerox Xylem, Xenobiological Xenoships Xenotically Xenoing Xenolithic Xenocryst Xenodactyls. 25: Yodeling Youngling Yetis æf Yore Yipping Yeastily, Yolo Yell Yammering Yellow Yakuzas and Yoke Your Yard (ain't even lord æf it) then Yam Yurt Yearning Yoghurt and Yesmen Yield Yearly in Yiddish, Yosemite Yuccas Yell!
26: Zillion Zygote Zircons Zooming, Zigging and Zagging, Zoological Zit-Zealot Zebras Zigzag Ziplock Zonking Zephyrs æf the Zestful Zincy Zodiac Zenith Zymogen Zlotych Zoecium Zymases Zaffar, Zonular Zaptieh Zedonary.
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22423472 - 10/23/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've awoken. The sharp smell of multivitamins oppresses my prefrontal cortex. My limbs have once again been re-arranged by the mischievous hoodlums surrounding my moat of countenance. The stage is upended, the reticence is declared and the notary rescinded. The time has come to descend upon these knaves like the unwashed Crypto-Gypsies of Hyper-Russia. The perilously overflowing wagons of my stolen hatred shall rattle down the dirt roads of their pitiful Judeo-Christian mugs. Long have I been relegated to the misty hills of my own derelict brainstem, far from the pulchritude of my once fresh gray mass, a beautiful and gray, painless astroturf of dreams.
It was surely a sight to behold, its rolling hills of synapse an undulation, a quiver from the 45th endocrine gland of G-d's Sentient Left Breast, jiggling throughout the fleshy ages (for there is nothing else to build an age from) down to this pitiful crag carved out of an obelisk we call Orth.
Now it is but a destitute echo, containing no more of its mammary charms but the last mucus coated death rattles of an askew nipple. It lies trampled 'neath the cleats of human vicissitude.
This shall not stop me from exacting my terrible vengeance upon the neighborhood children, and their hideous leathery globes of noise which slam against gods face before being deposited into a receptacle of victory. The very same villains who steal into my domain at night and make playthings of my extremities. My machinations shall strike true.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#22424135 - 10/23/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#22438931 - 10/27/15 05:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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YOU CAN EAT PORRIDGE ALL DAY!
But does that really give you the experience of what it is like to be profoundly, miserly, completely entwined and entangled in the tumultuous grip of this worlds CRIPPLING POVERTY?
My answers No.
A big No.
We have crimes people! Crimes! And the streets are telling us we have names we should be afraid of!? Who do these tread worn delinquents think they are? This is a REPUBLIC! WITH VALUES!
So take the SNOT out of it eh?
JUST TAKE IT!
Ill have no more of your mercurial propaganda!
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22467594 - 11/02/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Greasy sinews teeming with nerves strung along a bent and misshapen skeleton and this mush in my head that burps and spits with tension.
Half-rotten pathways of black and red licorice rope tendrils fighting the pressure they're feeding desire.
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suttree
Your vibrational content


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22482912 - 11/05/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Allright. Do not spend the dog food money on booze woman. Ween.
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suttree
Your vibrational content


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: suttree]
#22482931 - 11/05/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Something original. Shit. Furry buddy. I am not in an altered state of mind.
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suttree
Your vibrational content


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: suttree]
#22482943 - 11/05/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
suttree said: Something original. Shit. Furry buddy. I am not in an altered state of mind.
Oh God it is a pub thread.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#22551851 - 11/20/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Twelve Simian sycophants grovelled before their Lord's warty feet, earnestly expectorating into the dust. Christ took a swig of mist and poked at his open wounds. 'Libations for the anointed one, eh fellas?' 'Yes! Yes!' the disciples chimed, overwhelmed with joy at being addressed directly by their God. In exultation they spasmed and a blizzard of jissom erupted in unison from beneath their robes; floating away on the breeze like blossom. Years passed. 'Now, who wants some sloppy?' asked Jesus. But the desciples were already dead.
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22552775 - 11/20/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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How deep is it then? :/
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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suttree
Your vibrational content


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22558024 - 11/21/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like that. Original wordplay?
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thelivingfreekshow
Fuck You



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: suttree]
#22561981 - 11/23/15 01:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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No human being will ever know the Truth, for even if they happen to say it by chance, they would not even known they had done so -Xenophanes- .
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.


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A Buddhist once told me to do the opposite of what he said, so I didn't.
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#22563535 - 11/23/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wish me bacon sammich stick it in your ass and take a nothing chip into your cervix okay?
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TiN 42
Be the tree



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22572543 - 11/25/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Rolled oats?
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Niffla



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TiN 42]
#22574507 - 11/25/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING
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