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Toe_Jam
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The Slithery Dee came out of the sea.
He ate all the others but he didn't eat me.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Middleman

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis] 1
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman] 1
#24303171 - 05/07/17 08:01 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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3572. Being so peckishly impish as to imply that the hypotanuse of your very existance is equal to the multiplicative inversion of 5 solid horus charmed fractions! WHO would ever beseech such a thing is far beyond my hard earned reckoning, and indeed is that reckoning hard earned, and earned hard as it never had anything to solidify itself to except for the ashen transmorph of a bard.
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1234go
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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#24303291 - 05/07/17 08:54 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin] 1
#24304716 - 05/08/17 01:26 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said:
 "Mathematics is the language of Nature." - Big L
]Thrust thyself into a verdant mound full of writhing furry critters, push through the membranes of time trailing lines of phylogenetic stitching; penetrate all: Sperm whale & Orca, lizard & leech, Pan troglodytes & Homo sap, cat & dog and Toxoplasma gondii. The climax you shall know to be a cleansing flood, a revitalizing fire, a preserving frost and a propagating seed.[
]A green-grey beam splits the void, glittering, hyperreal in its brilliance; an edgewise razor bisecting the meaningless abysses of space and time. Immense Hadean baubles smoulder languidly in the corpse dust of exploded suns, birthing gravity hunched arachnids with insatiable appetites. Proud dynasties of nonagon-breasted lizard maidens and hairless monkeys with terminal priapism attain brief ascendency over backwater sectors and then fade to nothing. Bleached bones and dessicated insect husks rattle across star scorched, wind ravaged deserts. Black hulks dive into suns... The climax is the creeping void, a slow seeping of thermal energies into utmost seclusion and impotence.[
“The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.” - Fatty Arbuckle
]Lay all of the peoples of the world side by side and roll them up in the manner of a bamboo mat. You now have a viscera lubed pandemic dildo. Judicious should be the use of such power.[



wow who wrote this this is beautiful
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#24312835 - 05/11/17 07:52 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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When an aware wolf sells wares he is a ware-wolf but becomes unaware when hes a warewolf, this is where his awareness starts to wear making him vulnerable to fur hunters who love to wear wolf.
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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RJ Tubs 202


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#24313117 - 05/11/17 10:15 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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97% of my subjective sarcasm is in pleasurable equilibrium with my self-inflicted Freudian anemia.
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
#24313504 - 05/12/17 04:05 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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what do you call a hooker who loves italian food?
a pastatute 
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johnmelos
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: crackbaby]
#24313538 - 05/12/17 05:00 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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love than thread ;-P
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: johnmelos] 1
#24313542 - 05/12/17 05:04 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why are there no headaches in the rainforest?
Because the parrots-eat-em-all
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#24314487 - 05/12/17 02:49 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maaaaaaannnnn where's a good southern tip delta when you out here on your jeezny?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#24314588 - 05/12/17 03:36 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pero cinco! There is nothing but a rainbow flag ahead of this steamboat! Pero cinco!
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#24333105 - 05/19/17 02:00 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know who's clothes that is. Someone ain't wearin that again...
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#24353360 - 05/27/17 05:51 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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The big THREE FIVE EIGHT OH:
When you want something scrumptious you often think of the moon,
For its made of cheese?
Well what happens when a Professional Chess player thinks of the moon when he's supposed to be making Czechmates? Is the man on the moon just going to do him a favor and pour a little grapematé on his head to shock him out of this nonsense?
Some people have theorized that such a misgiving might look a little something like this...
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RJ Tubs 202


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#24358664 - 05/29/17 10:42 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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A paranoid schizophrenic thesaurus is a dinosaur that loves cheese.
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eatyualive
Eat's You Alive :)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
#24359472 - 05/29/17 04:45 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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i sharted so hard at work once. i had to go to the bathroom and take off my underwear and free ball it the rest of the day.
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Brewmaster
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: eatyualive]
#24370358 - 06/02/17 09:56 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go Hang a Salami
<backwards>
I'm a Lasagna Hog
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Cujllickduo



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Brewmaster]
#24370388 - 06/02/17 10:03 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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the universe turns on its worm
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cujllickduo]
#24379039 - 06/05/17 09:21 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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The official battered Onions thread!
Now with more floozies, plus potato chip pancake makers!
It's a new game called ANT MADNESS! Except this time the game is FOR REAL! CAN YOU HANDLE IT!?!/
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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SARAtonin
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] 1
#24402916 - 06/13/17 04:34 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wish I was a headlight, on a North-bound train.
-------------------- God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves. Want to join a cult? Click for details…
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