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Re: Mud The Far Cuss [Re: propensity] * 6
    #23247254 - 05/19/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)



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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Mud The Far Cuss [Re: Invisible_Woe] * 3
    #23272975 - 05/26/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Chess is not a game for everyone. For some it is a way of life,

In the land of mythos known as Groan, Serpent and Obscuran alike vie for position in the most obsequious of games, tall, double tall, grande, you name it - they have the chess variation. And the players man. Ohhhh man the players. MAN. If I could only tell you about the players. Their beards, their faces, their hands, their minds. You would probably gasp in amazement! But I will tell you of the players. They have large hands, large faces, and large minds. Pretty amazing huh!?



And so you have lost a chess game to one of these prominent fellows - now what? Will you be relegated to relative slavedom amongst the children of the t-rex? Well that is up to you! For its on to game one! White is represented by a giant savage of ancient lore, and he plays F3! Easy game you may think? Think again. Best opening in days of yore, and so you should've learned your lore, I can see the sweat drip out of your pore, so more or you will become for these giants a bore!

You play 1... F6

What happens next will astound you!

We will cover this next time, on your favorite new Chess Drama: The oriental T-rex beasts of worchestorian yore, born from the belly of a great saints lore, never afraid to let you become something of a silly bore, before you play f3 and lose to a .... a .... Well I'll just be blunt about this. A whore.

Eat your wheaties, this is going to be one match that scars you for eternity. And an eternity unscarred is an eternity as a bard.


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Re: Mud The Far Cuss [Re: twighead] * 2
    #23273195 - 05/26/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Heavenly hoisting crew comin through the log flume to your room with spools and reams of dooms, jewels and dreams!

Beverly Moistring the jew, rubbing new bog tunes, stealing grooms from ashen tombs and arranging them into facsimile wombs!

Ohhh! Channel the fortress!
Ohhh! Channel the feather!
Ohhh! Channel the stone!
Ohhh! Channel the ruderal!

The twisting branch! The gripping vine!

I am the Porcelain Witch, the Gravy Boat of Ill-Repute. Pour me onto your problems, child!




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Re: Mud The Far Cuss [Re: propensity] * 1
    #23273249 - 05/26/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Meanderings caught far and wide, caught the attention of a scribbled scribe! So poorly was he drawn that he had no lack of heart, and his eyes glowed with inscriptions of tree men runes and svat! When he turned away and took the world upon his breath, he whispered seven creations upon which his last was sacred death. His body scarred and fell away until it became bread, for the heavens to feed upon and the king to worship in stead. And so this little merry world was cast upon its shore, a bloody scarred beetenzai* reared its ugly head. It cursed all men and widows to a thousand lives regret, and left its stinking ashes for the mockendrells* to shed. It was upon this momentous day that our livelihood grew its head. It stared on down to futureland and said upon it this: That we the people of the Iris shall not look away - and if we do and see what you did, we shall not have our way, our eyes will bleed the darkest red and the sky will turn to crystal, our ears will burst with cocatrices and our breasts will fade and wither. And so we were taught to guide the sacred way. Bleed and walk and every day make a kurrai* pray.











beetenzai: A foulwormed mouth which has sat upon the eternal spicket for many more years than it could count

mockendrells: the genetically cursed third gender of the tribe whose skin glistened red with the embers of an unending fire

kurrai: a being whose consciousness rises in and out of sentience in 10 year cycles, leading it to forget and rediscover the light repeatedly


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe

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Re: Mud The Far Cuss [Re: twighead]
    #23273835 - 05/26/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

I dont even know what I typed into google to get this but click this shit. Its like... Every word ever. Just ctrl+F the word porn and buckle up because omfg lol 10/10 call ign #hashtag


ftp://ftp.cs.princeton.edu/pub/cs226/autocomplete/words-333333.txt


Literally billions of words. :caralsagan:


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InvisibleMad_Larkin
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Re: Mud The Far Cuss [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #23273863 - 05/26/16 12:58 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

:smugjerry:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thelivingfreekshow] * 1
    #23275311 - 05/26/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #23275350 - 05/26/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Quotes from varied states of my mind , all different time periods

I look in the mirror my eyes are red as shit: "I'm  radished"

I took a bunch of Kratom and dabs, couldn't move: "I'm plastered"

I took Kratom and a huge dab "I feel like an octopus"

"I'm leveled"

I took a bunch of dxm and dabs: " I feel like on on Pluto"

My friend and I both were tripping on strong L and dabs , and we end up in a garage with like 15 people there seshing dabs cigs all types of shit , funniest sesh ever, non stop chatter, it's gets quiet all of a sudden everyone faded , my friend takes a dab , he goes " I'm fuckimg charred" , was dying laughing I felt charred af also


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe

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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Broly]
    #23300607 - 06/02/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Please refrain from doing anything naughty. Naughty things generally naughty... Actually do naughty things. Naturally naughty things neglect to negate the natural pace of ninety naval nights. Which would more than often wick away what would be wealthy weather.

L.I.M.E.




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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #23328410 - 06/10/16 03:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Soda pop drank cold is a wonderland in my tumberland. I have a monkey and five gorillas. Which do you think is an A+ student? The one with the cowlick. He's a special one. That one. I trained him with five bongos and ten hammocks. Don't stand too close. You'll catch the zeka virus off him he's got laser pointers for fingers beware.


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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Rorge]
    #23328440 - 06/10/16 03:36 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: HyperboreanDream] * 3
    #23350071 - 06/16/16 07:42 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: 1234go]
    #23357246 - 06/18/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

How do you define an imaginary number?


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23357335 - 06/18/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #23357639 - 06/18/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23366727 - 06/21/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Konyap]
    #23366802 - 06/21/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

BONUS!!!


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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23390759 - 06/28/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

YAWL DUN ME ROH NG MANE!


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Konyap]
    #23391667 - 06/28/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:




Futanari/shotacon doujinshi?... The fuck?


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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Invisible_Woe] * 1
    #23392770 - 06/29/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)



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