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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24498745 - 07/21/17 01:21 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Roll a Dex save for me.

Let's see how this pans out.

You have disadvantage with the leg amputation and all.


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #24521548 - 07/31/17 09:15 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Intercontinental cuss words. And so forth — The counter move is very simple — This is machine strategy and the machine can be.

Aspiring to melancholy is the zenith of experience.

Antediluvian relics, slipshod in their hospitality, come winnowing down out into the brine of man's ineptitude.
That is they did — The earth was our set — And they walked right into the antibiotic handcuffs — It will readily be seen that having created one nova they must make other or answer for the first.

Meta-duke approved moronic contrivances: shenanigans, shuttlecocks, sherbet and sherry-addled shit-hypocrites, certain in their surreptitiousness.

Virus of rage hate fear ugliness swirling round you waiting for a point of intersection and once in immediately perpetrates in your name some ugly noxious or disgusting act sharply photographed and recorded becomes now part of the virus sheets constantly presented and represented before your mind screen to produce more virus word and image around and around it’s all around you the invisible hail of bring down word and image.

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #24525957 - 08/02/17 09:01 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Sometimes, not often.. I'll get a really biting itch down between my thighs. At first a few scratches would sooth the irritation, but then I gotta actually get two fingers in there and start scratching like im fingering myself.  As I go deeper and.scratch feverishly I start to feel this round, bulbous protrusion deep in my pussy. I use my fingers and wrap it around the edge of this round knob and pull and pull prying. I can feel this thing giving with each heave, and the nagging itch is receding so I keep pulling and pulling until I got the head in my fist and I give a hard yank and it all comes out, balls and all.

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
    #24619205 - 09/10/17 08:24 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

The periscope in my forehead is scanning the North. Pinpointing derelict structures which teeter in the wind. I am the desolate way-walker, I compose the whims of the hills from a petrichor wreathed altar in the depths of a single lichen molecule. Do not walk here. I peer out carefully at all times.


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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
    #24626371 - 09/13/17 01:45 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I slide down the rainy dark streets, slipping all up in the bizz of mamma jammas of the unfortunate persuasion.

"Gonna roll the bones...."

"Gonna roll the bones...."


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #24626913 - 09/13/17 04:54 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

YO SHUT DAT DOOR

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: today mylove]
    #24627393 - 09/13/17 08:25 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Watch this if you dare.



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EAT GETS SHIT DONE


:flame::chief:JOIN THE POW WOW:chief::flame:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #24677094 - 10/02/17 01:58 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Toe_Jam said:
Nawnawnawnaw


YOu.


                                                        Are asking


              The                                                                                            WRONG



QUESTIONS!!?????!??


The TRILL situation you need to address                                      is yet to be plucked.


And that has lot's to do with, who in the hell friends with a plastic spork?

Or better yet, WHERE ARE THE METAL SPORKS.

                                                                                                                      Ask yourself that

And try to go to sleep.

God I wish Invisible Woe was here.





I am always here only in the sense of time. That is time decided only by the sense of the scent smelled through certain schemes to touch your shit though the lack of sense that would mean nonsense.



If you keep the tags it's the same place.



..



Jokes aside please carry the 1.

:heart: :heart:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #24726347 - 10/21/17 06:50 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Heeeeeeee-eeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

HEADSHOT! SPAWN KILLER! D O M I N A T I N G !! ! ! !


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
    #24726843 - 10/21/17 11:32 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #24817672 - 11/30/17 07:28 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Facts are facts and fiction's fiction.

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
    #25159163 - 04/23/18 02:43 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

"Truly could there be a more porsoquin place to find our avatar?" Asked the goat.

"Yes, well... hmm - if and when the round ribbon comes and ties us to the heart of the upending lotus I can for once experience what it was like to..."

Somethings wrong.

Her scarlet chair didn't fit right this time!!!!

Let's leave it at that.

Choosers can't become the only option to beg because the choice has to be left on the doorslip of Khatakhorum!


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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #25160067 - 04/23/18 02:18 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

blessed are the sick

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
    #25184257 - 05/04/18 03:17 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Mark thy word of oy vey nicht script; far flung fetter stools of ecclesiastical wit and wonder, quite a courage pot of quintessent shovel hoggery!

Turn a shovel, shame shutter and to-ly, the curdled purpose?


Doubtful meanderings of a thrice cursed Imperialist, curtained twixt engulfing seas, upon an Abyssal sheerface; fleeing both and neither, forward und back upon an otherwise crystal counterinterface.

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #25189016 - 05/07/18 06:45 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Somebody

Needs to explain

Why I ain't got shit


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #25189020 - 05/07/18 06:50 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Thug Life..


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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #25189024 - 05/07/18 06:54 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

La da da da

dadadada


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #25189848 - 05/07/18 03:01 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Eatin' from the bottom of God's sink

Papa Jon licks the stink

Oooo wa... Oooo wa,

This is what we live for boys


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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #25190724 - 05/07/18 11:52 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #25196553 - 05/10/18 08:50 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

¿Lighk to ryet a poemn width mi?
Üü
Evaporation
Shhhhhhhhhh
Shhhhhhhhhhhhyyyuuuup it goes
It grows
It sews gilli
It gose
It goed
It went jillitine
I im trying to mezmeromrize this
This im piles ip im snubbing disses
Down the dish hole
Piled up james
Outwardsnested inwardacadacazm abro splummed in uzz bit of gears in reavers leaking treadding
Out in headding last lord
Lantis antantard happens magine santification
Antisatisfactoid
Antpuutered an an a to hi the hing the everyone pne dreazzm
Sream tream teaming with pissmuss
Tardrust
Sigophallic prentasophar sycop in the mentalhax the inner sense the mind goes my nde a
Nan nan reed spacin
In the with her in the all ways in reformed awe awe real fuck all like all wuff pife bug shift the ancien troooorigines rod chomedose
Some scribturend the mem ten fines lter the mouth lancing jungered in the mith
Yo mith milthic standing and chod and you and ohm
Land and eu sher the amm all the all old phoryAte
The ensuring me
Tole like a ruthing reed
Sullen dre dra joop
Playing rapid phroop
Saying limping worth a ploything
The authon the dream crippler
And shey the piter creator out evil out ogood oh good the nitter bother hell the fight in a falle
Laf a falleh dream wilk
Shrink fill
Sap bigger still stand proxex stand farther reworbed
And sole dense of regoh
Damd ambanson
Rhat was a rhattoe by andrew remigxed re toothed in his last stream thanks andrew use your only hope


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