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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Amanita86]
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22191718 - 09/05/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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1566. Forget that your pyramidal doom mechanism attached to your brain was triggered to activate when white plays 33. Qxc6 in this particular variation of the Double Demon Defence... Your opponents eyes widen as your cranium unfolds to unveil a glowing pyramid which seconds later begins to beam anti-matter in from an alternate direction transforming matter into pure energy for millions of kilometers in every direction.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#22191934 - 09/05/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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My penis emits an l.e.d light that can use as a flash light when I need to go pee at night.. Its like one of those flashlights you need to jerk to give it power,ill never need batteries.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
#22206107 - 09/08/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: 1234go] 1
#22235302 - 09/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22235322 - 09/14/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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#22235341 - 09/14/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22258338 - 09/18/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22261252 - 09/19/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
#22261258 - 09/19/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
abductee said:

Hilarious.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wigglewak]
#22261289 - 09/19/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol wish I had the others i had.. there was a kids book called "my mother has hepatitis C" and one that was titled " feelings and how to avoid them"
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
#22261319 - 09/19/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
#22261330 - 09/19/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahaha..
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
#22317641 - 10/01/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22361244 - 10/10/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tittiy, shit, ass, cock, and abalone sandwich. Can I file chapter 11 thirteeny hallelujah? The pungent scent of ukulele, can I get an amen?
(She will dance to anything)...... Seriously.
Peace out bitches.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#22361656 - 10/11/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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persistence has transformed you into nothing but a radial iron spline of a chromographic transmission engineers venutian golf hobby.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22361765 - 10/11/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is there a Vando volgoth Vanuatu golf slide shite-shame school? Hurriedly doubtful, crimson crime in the Crimea? Putin weeps shaven chutes before the flat Erf. Coons doubt the crime, but they weren't around when it happened. They were merely hapless travelers on the dusty dunes of the harsh Sertoli shrimp land. Should we trust their allagorical Visigoth tale? You'd be a fool to do so, toe so.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22378367 - 10/14/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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