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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.
Registered: 06/16/15
Posts: 2,177
Loc: Australia
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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: The Phleg]
#23396424 - 06/30/16 05:33 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Imagine this; A designer clothing label that makes clothes out of moss! People won't take to it at first, but it will.... grow on them
-------------------- The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student
Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#23396432 - 06/30/16 05:37 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb Run on and on and on Where my gerunds at? Parenthetical, uh
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit Come on Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl You take some fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be You take that fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor With the shit in a glass bowl What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice
You take some fuck then some shit Then some fuck then some shit You've got a fuck-shit stack A fuck-shit stack
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga
I make references to weaponry Ancient or new I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason Other than to create a false sense of importance Of which I could never retain on my own I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me
I'm a cartoon character You'll never be able to be like me! (me me)
I like women I like women I like the concept of a woman I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes
I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses And buff that shit out so it looks like fresh peaches and shit I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits And buff that shit out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and shit
Why?
Cuz I'm a lady's man A lady's man A la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man
I'm a materialist I'm a materialist I'll take a piece-of-shit car and I'll lower the motherfuckah; Put some 18-inch rims on the motherfuckah; Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfuckah So when I roll around this town it looks like I hover (hover hover)
I like to take a flat-panel display monitor Put one on the steering column One inside of the glovebox One on top of the dashboard Two in back of the headrests One mounted in the ceiling Two still in the motherfucking packaging on the back seat So when my motherfucking friends go and sit on the shit and break it (word?) I can honestly say:
I. Just. Don't. Give. A. Fuck
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Invisible_Woe
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Loc: Mabase
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Its all funny But I lost my shit around 2:10
ERRRUH ERRRURHUH RRRURHHUHUUUAAHAHRUUUH..
-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*
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Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan
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Can you imagine if you cried tears that fell in the order of the last set of skittles you ate? That'd be fucking insane!
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Invisible_Woe
Registered: 05/25/07
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Loc: Mabase
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-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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Buddy Boy
Stranger
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#23468538 - 07/23/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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And so, for the first time in my life perhaps, I took the lamp and, leaving the zone of everyday occupations and relationships where everything seems clear, I went down into my inmost self, to the deep abyss whence I feel dimly that my power of action emanates. But as I moved further and further away from the conventional certainties by which social life is superficially illuminated, I became aware that I was losing contact with myself. At each step of the descent a new person was disclosed within me of whose name I was no longer sure, and who no longer obeyed me. And when I had to stop my exploration because the path faded from beneath my steps, I found a bottomless abyss at my feet, and out of it came--arising I know not from where--the current which I dare to call my life. Pierre Teilhard De Chardin (1881)
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Invisible_Woe
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Posts: 11,708
Loc: Mabase
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Buddy Boy]
#23480912 - 07/27/16 12:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams
Registered: 09/28/11
Posts: 15,994
Loc: Deutschland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#23510470 - 08/04/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I own three fucking grinders but I can't find a single one of them, my life is falling apart in front of my eyes.
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams
Registered: 09/28/11
Posts: 15,994
Loc: Deutschland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 2
#23513074 - 08/05/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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AZ Double E Double Double E It's a Rocket Launcher Right Here.
It's a Rocket Launcher It's a Rocket Launcher It's a Rocket Launcher Right Here
(When I Grow Up.( Going Out to the Hardcore Hip-hop))
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Cosmic_Flame
THE BREAKFAST EMPRESS
Registered: 11/16/12
Posts: 4,184
Loc: Under The Sea
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#23513619 - 08/05/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can hear it
-------------------- Pull the blinds and change their minds....
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twighead
mͯó
Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 30,173
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#23513999 - 08/05/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
SARAtonin said: AZ Double E Double Double E It's a Rocket Launcher Right Here.
It's a Rocket Launcher It's a Rocket Launcher It's a Rocket Launcher Right Here
(When I Grow Up.( Going Out to the Hardcore Hip-hop))
Wonky dog swallowed a frog, down in the bog it was shat out a hog
mechanized alchemized converted gentle patriarchy come and tickle your toes its not over yet I've got a mother who you need to kiss up and down and whisper softly in her ear "Man up!"
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams
Registered: 09/28/11
Posts: 15,994
Loc: Deutschland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#23517588 - 08/07/16 01:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Happy Potter isn't even worth it without Luna Lovegood.
-------------------- “The problem with the Bourgeoisie is that they’re not relatable. They can not read the room and it isn’t a good look. This should have stayed in the drafts. #tonedeaf” - Karl Marx Want to join a cult? Click for details…
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twighead
mͯó
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#23517597 - 08/07/16 01:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
SARAtonin said: Happy Potter isn't even worth it without Luna Lovegood.
Book II: Polyjuice Preverts: Hagrids Loli Exploit
Chapter V: Soap Slippers
... slip them
for what?
would not.
Accio panties!
Harry what the fuck are yo-
Stupify!
Erecto patronum!
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams
Registered: 09/28/11
Posts: 15,994
Loc: Deutschland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#23517602 - 08/07/16 01:23 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sherbert Lemon
-------------------- “The problem with the Bourgeoisie is that they’re not relatable. They can not read the room and it isn’t a good look. This should have stayed in the drafts. #tonedeaf” - Karl Marx Want to join a cult? Click for details…
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twighead
mͯó
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#23517618 - 08/07/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seldom do those seen without being heard feel that they have tasted what it sounds like to fall right back into ones own spicket
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twighead
mͯó
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#23520049 - 08/07/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin
Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#23520516 - 08/07/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fiery the angels fell; deep thunder rolled around their shores; burning with the fires of Orc. Fiery the angels fell; deep thunder rolled around their graves; burning with the fires of Orc. Fiery the angels fell; deep thunder rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc. Fiery the angels fist; deep thunder rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc. Fiery the angels fist; deep cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc. Fiery the baubles fist; deep cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc. Fiery the baubles fist; deep cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc. Fiery the baubles fist; delicate cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc. Degrading the baubles fist; delicate cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc. Degrading the baubles fist; delicate cruelty coddled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc. Degrading the baubles fist; delicate cruelty coddled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Honeypot.
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23521059 - 08/08/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Whip wicked war-bent wave wastrels. Waste warbling wax walled Weevil Westerners. Why wheel wailing words with whirling wistful waystations?
We will win. We will win. We will win. We will wage, we will win.
-------------------- ۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆ͯ̑͘ ̶̖̭ͧ͛ͬ͑ͣͦ̍ͧ͐͟͢ www.cactophage.com ۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆ͯ̑͘ ̶̖̭ͧ͛ͬ͑ͣͦ̍ͧ͐͟͢ ̸ۨ͜۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆ͯ̑͘ ̶̖̭ͧ͛ͬ͑ͣͦ̍ͧ͐͟Dolphins of Dank۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆
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Mad_Larkin
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Posts: 18,606
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#23522365 - 08/08/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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WOOP WOOP
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.
Registered: 06/16/15
Posts: 2,177
Loc: Australia
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23540445 - 08/14/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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We are but many cameras, Capturing many angles, Through many lenses, For but One photographer.
-------------------- The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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