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The Phleg
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Niffla] 1
#22597372 - 12/01/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders Will Consider Legalizing Dank Maymays if Jet Fueled
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The Phleg]
#22606513 - 12/02/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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wolfiewolfie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#22608951 - 12/03/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm cleaning out my car today in case anybody needs 27 half-empty water bottles.
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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Cujllickduo



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#22608965 - 12/03/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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i want sex but i cant see my girlfriend until tomorrow,its been over a week im about to explode now.
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wolfiewolfie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cujllickduo] 1
#22608999 - 12/03/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
JustAnotherFreak said: i want sex but i cant see my girlfriend until tomorrow,its been over a week im about to explode now. 
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#22625993 - 12/07/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Garlop nimdor meint?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Niffla



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22626081 - 12/07/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22626479 - 12/07/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mechanical horse legs.
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#22626675 - 12/07/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Whoa that's an awesome tekkon-gif
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moonrockmushy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22627499 - 12/07/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22628836 - 12/08/15 06:42 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: Whoa that's an awesome tekkon-gif

Best anime film IMO.
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suttree
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#22631209 - 12/08/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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The bumblebees are making a hive.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22666313 - 12/17/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Smiling Robin, effervescent like crushed groans, thickens himself in the manner of an indecent snake; bold, Luciferian ejaculations occur and produce the salt visions that spring forth twelve-at-a-time like coughs, sterile brown and empty.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22666328 - 12/17/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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In it he smells a fourth plot, indecency in the coming coughs, surrounded... and Robin's throne empty (cold boy's plinth smashed ejaculating indecently, Fate's nightmare on a platter) sounds on sound melt cordite, chilled throne's cordite crushed ejaculating ceremony; - empty on the plinth, smashed plinth, custard ice; forth thrones, forth carpentry. Pilot bolus is like plinth, smashed salt, brave boys, melts plinth and the glowing nightmare like plinth. Daring feats coming empty, salt nitrogen in a bowl. Chair indecently ejaculating, sounds chilled, smashed, smashed coming thickens, ice melts, boys cough. Coming boys on the thrones, like the slantwise plot, custard places, chill twelve smashed sounds coming indecently.
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22666363 - 12/17/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Avast ye enthralled travelers, there be a land made of gold plated nitrogen, forged under the Seven Serpents breast. It be pulsating there, untouched, awaiting the festering tide of humanity. It lies at the crook of the fork of the isle of the peninsula, beyond the Ridges of Deception, long since planted by the Vengeful Gods, long since vanquished by the Just Gods. Frightful will be yer journey, but decadent shall be yer recompense, for there beyond the vile ridges, and the foul mammalian terrors, and the shrieking, constantly copulating batfolk, and the inappropriately leering beetle delegation, and the fetid sloth consortium, lie glimmering spoils naught imagined by the puny minds of men or mer!
Embark if ye dare, gibbering streetfolk of yore and yonder!
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thelivingfreekshow
Fuck You



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#22671097 - 12/18/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Don't try to manipulate the gimlets with stone treats. Fallacies such as this are committed by felons on a darling child, but lowest priority spirits will still render one senseless.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22691103 - 12/23/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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I cannot see
I cannot smell
My ears taste like a weight lifters bar bell
The dawn is early
The night is late
My dinner tastes like cold served fate
Will I be alone tonight
Will I be tucked in safe and tight?
Come and see, my chosen one
Under the covers
My ghostly thumb
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#22694212 - 12/24/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Stripping procedure:
4 Rock tights 7 mechanical mounts 9 potentiator plates 2 robust gremlins
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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thelivingfreekshow
Fuck You



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] 2
#22704321 - 12/27/15 06:08 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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