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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24041171 - 01/26/17 12:32 PM (7 years, 3 days ago)

There has been quite a lot of UfO activity in my neighborhood, but I don't think they stopped in to say hi. It's very important to keep the house tidy, guest don't like a messy house, even if its mostly toys and butt plugs.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
    #24041463 - 01/26/17 02:20 PM (7 years, 3 days ago)

What you say about his company is what you have to say about polyrhythmic arrangements on the cuica.
Catch your matron, going to the store, catch the dolly, smell the whore.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #24050669 - 01/30/17 12:53 AM (7 years, 1 hour ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Orphe3us]
    #24060277 - 02/02/17 01:54 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Sometimes I Sob in the nude.... I mean SAB.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: abductee]
    #24060375 - 02/02/17 02:36 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24060377 - 02/02/17 02:37 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24060378 - 02/02/17 02:37 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24060379 - 02/02/17 02:37 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24060380 - 02/02/17 02:38 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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    #24060382 - 02/02/17 02:38 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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    #24060384 - 02/02/17 02:38 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24060386 - 02/02/17 02:39 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24060387 - 02/02/17 02:39 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24060388 - 02/02/17 02:39 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

what the fuck are you doing?


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    #24060392 - 02/02/17 02:40 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #24061529 - 02/02/17 10:54 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

They know what is what, but they don't know what is what, they just strut, what the fuck.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24061788 - 02/03/17 01:58 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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tsi ilflde ithw islyl lpoeep

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #24062063 - 02/03/17 06:54 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

singular has no benefit over plural,
she is an anagram of he,
we deign no obvious outer disguise to obfuscate our unwarranted regret -

and yet...

33 pies given to a piper

53 pine nuts under a horse cart

11 iron rods detached from the chauffeurs caboose

And you behave like you're the only idoltarian with a scew loose?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #24064153 - 02/04/17 01:24 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)


"Mathematics is the language of Nature." - Big L


]Thrust thyself into a verdant mound full of writhing furry critters, push through the membranes of time trailing lines of phylogenetic stitching; penetrate all: Sperm whale & Orca, lizard & leech, Pan troglodytes & Homo sap, cat & dog and Toxoplasma gondii. The climax you shall know to be a cleansing flood, a revitalizing fire, a preserving frost and a propagating seed.[ 

]A green-grey beam splits the void, glittering, hyperreal in its brilliance; an edgewise razor bisecting the meaningless abysses of space and time. Immense Hadean baubles smoulder languidly in the corpse dust of exploded suns, birthing gravity hunched arachnids with insatiable appetites. Proud dynasties of nonagon-breasted lizard maidens and hairless monkeys with terminal priapism attain brief ascendency over backwater sectors and then fade to nothing. Bleached bones and dessicated insect husks rattle across star scorched, wind ravaged deserts. Black hulks dive into suns... The climax is the creeping void, a slow seeping of thermal energies into utmost seclusion and impotence.[


“The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.” - Fatty Arbuckle


]Lay all of the peoples of the world side by side and roll them up in the manner of a bamboo mat. You now have a viscera lubed pandemic dildo. Judicious should be the use of such power.[





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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #24064160 - 02/04/17 01:35 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

When I play the street life, Frohicke calls Mulder a bumbledroit with a pumbly in his drumblode in the hintermost while we ploddy forth unto rapturous fields of nectoroid clandrobes. Arloora and huggabaloogies for all and to all a merry fneef.


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