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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: wolfiewolfie]
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Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb
Run on and on and on
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical, uh

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while
You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor
With the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice

You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga

I make references to weaponry
Ancient or new
I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason
Other than to create a false sense of importance
Of which I could never retain on my own
I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity
So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me

I'm a cartoon character
You'll never be able to be like me! (me me)

I like women
I like women
I like the concept of a woman
I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object
I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos
Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes

I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses
And buff that shit out so it looks like fresh peaches and shit
I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits
And buff that shit out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and shit

Why?

Cuz I'm a lady's man
A lady's man
A la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man

I'm a materialist
I'm a materialist
I'll take a piece-of-shit car and I'll lower the motherfuckah;
Put some 18-inch rims on the motherfuckah;
Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfuckah
So when I roll around this town it looks like I hover (hover hover)

I like to take a flat-panel display monitor
Put one on the steering column
One inside of the glovebox
One on top of the dashboard
Two in back of the headrests
One mounted in the ceiling
Two still in the motherfucking packaging on the back seat
So when my motherfucking friends go and sit on the shit and break it (word?)
I can honestly say:

I. Just. Don't. Give. A. Fuck


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Its all funny But I lost my shit around 2:10



ERRRUH  ERRRURHUH RRRURHHUHUUUAAHAHRUUUH..


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These are not the answers you should be questioning.

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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Invisible_Woe]
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Can you imagine if you cried tears that fell in the order of the last set of skittles you ate? That'd be fucking insane!

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Re: The Only Thing There Is Loli. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
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These are not the answers you should be questioning.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
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And so, for the first time in my life perhaps, I took the lamp and, leaving the zone of everyday occupations and relationships where everything seems clear, I went down into my inmost self, to the deep abyss whence I feel dimly that my power of action emanates. But as I moved further and further away from the conventional certainties by which social life is superficially illuminated, I became aware that I was losing contact with myself. At each step of the descent a new person was disclosed within me of whose name I was no longer sure, and who no longer obeyed me. And when I had to stop my exploration because the path faded from beneath my steps, I found a bottomless abyss at my feet, and out of it came--arising I know not from where--the current which I dare to call my life.
Pierre Teilhard De Chardin (1881)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Buddy Boy]
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These are not the answers you should be questioning.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
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I own three fucking grinders but I can't find a single one of them, my life is falling apart in front of my eyes.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin] * 2
    #23513074 -

AZ Double E
Double Double E
It's a Rocket Launcher Right Here.

It's a Rocket Launcher
It's a Rocket Launcher
It's a Rocket Launcher
Right Here



(When I Grow Up.(
Going Out to the Hardcore Hip-hop))

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23513619 -

I can hear it :discorex:


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Pull the blinds and change their minds....

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
AZ Double E
Double Double E
It's a Rocket Launcher Right Here.

It's a Rocket Launcher
It's a Rocket Launcher
It's a Rocket Launcher
Right Here



(When I Grow Up.(
Going Out to the Hardcore Hip-hop))


Wonky dog swallowed a frog, down in the bog it was shat out a hog

mechanized alchemized converted gentle patriarchy come and tickle your toes its not over yet I've got a mother who you need to kiss up and down and whisper softly in her ear "Man up!"


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¿Check out some art m8?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] * 1
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Happy Potter isn't even worth it without Luna Lovegood.


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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SARAtonin said:
Happy Potter isn't even worth it without Luna Lovegood.


Book II: Polyjuice Preverts: Hagrids Loli Exploit

Chapter V: Soap Slippers

...
slip them

for what?

would not.

Accio panties!

Harry what the fuck are yo-

Stupify!

Erecto patronum!

...


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¿Check out some art m8?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
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Sherbert Lemon :smile:


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
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Seldom do those seen without being heard feel that they have tasted what it sounds like to fall right back into ones own spicket


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¿Check out some art m8?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] * 1
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¿Check out some art m8?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] * 1
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Fiery the angels fell; deep thunder rolled around their shores; burning with the fires of Orc.
Fiery the angels fell; deep thunder rolled around their graves; burning with the fires of Orc.
Fiery the angels fell; deep thunder rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc.
Fiery the angels fist; deep thunder rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc.
Fiery the angels fist; deep cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc.
Fiery the baubles fist; deep cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the fires of Orc.
Fiery the baubles fist; deep cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc.
Fiery the baubles fist; delicate cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc.
Degrading the baubles fist; delicate cruelty rolled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc.
Degrading the baubles fist; delicate cruelty coddled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Orc.
Degrading the baubles fist; delicate cruelty coddled around their graves; hormonal with the tyrant of Honeypot.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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Whip wicked war-bent wave wastrels. Waste warbling wax walled Weevil Westerners. Why wheel wailing words with whirling wistful waystations?

We will win. We will win. We will win. We will wage, we will win.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
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WOOP WOOP

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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We are but many cameras,
Capturing many angles,
Through many lenses,
For but One photographer.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

My Drawings

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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