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OfflineRiffSki
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"God" Is a hermafrodite!
    #3438168 - 12/02/04 05:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

All bibels are translated from the orginal hebrew one.
In this it stands "In the beginning elochim created the heaven and earth"
Lets look at the word "elochim"

El - Is main word for ?god?
Eloh ? is a feminin one person word.
With other word we do now have a ?feminin god? With other words a godess.

"Im" is a masculine word.

This means Elohim gets translated this way "In the beginning the Two sexed godlyness created the heaven and earth"

Still not convinced? Lets look at verse 26 and 27 where they talk about themself as two sexed

?Let us Create the man in _our_ picture, which is a picture of _us_."

our and us?
Two sexed? YES

Bet the bibletranslators did not like the meaning of Elohim since something feminin could not be mighty so they translated it to God wich is strong and masculine!

(The bible quotes and some word can be wrong but its as close as it gets"


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: RiffSki]
    #3438190 - 12/02/04 05:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hm need to get this on top


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: RiffSki]
    #3438201 - 12/02/04 05:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

or maybe god stands before the dual seperation of genders

as in, it is the objective force from which there is no need of reprodcution (allthatis)

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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: deff]
    #3438271 - 12/02/04 05:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

good is XXX ? :P

male is XY?
female is XX?

God is XXXY?


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: RiffSki]
    #3440028 - 12/02/04 11:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

One person I know ... I think he's a mormon ... told me that he was taught that God had both a male and a female part, seperate but together. Much like the trinity, only with boobs.


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: RiffSki]
    #3440382 - 12/03/04 12:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That description was the best way to describe a Creator. A one being being. As in a creator did not need a Male and a Female to create God.

God is God

God is nether Man or Woman. While through out history Men have called God " Him, He or Father" God has no need for sexual parts

So in fact your wrong because a Hermaphrodite as both a penis and a vagina.

God as nether

Good fun though


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3441191 - 12/03/04 09:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Bet the bibletranslators did not like the meaning of Elohim since something feminin could not be mighty so they translated it to God wich is strong and masculine!




Bet they didn't like it becuse it didn't reinforce the social order and strict heirarchy they wanted to enforce. Our myths make our culture and it's rules. The tyrannical male leaders needed an archetype to back up and justify the social order they imposed.


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3441216 - 12/03/04 09:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Fucknuckle said:
So in fact your wrong because a Hermaphrodite as both a penis and a vagina.

God as nether

Good fun though




And you would know, eh? Ever catch God in the nude? I think it is maybe just a little bit insane and deluded to believe you know what God's reproductive organ or lack thereof is, not to mention the fact that it is impossible to know that there is a physical being known as God in the first place.

Delusion and insanity.

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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: CJay]
    #3441255 - 12/03/04 09:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Pure consciousness has no sexuality.


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: skystone]
    #3441293 - 12/03/04 10:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I always thought God was beyond sexuality myself.


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: skystone]
    #3441321 - 12/03/04 10:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I agree


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: CJay]
    #3441333 - 12/03/04 10:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Skystone, EllemyshShade, and CJay all came to the conclusion that the idea of God has no aspect of sexuality....

Now... what physical being has no aspect of sexuality? Anyone? *listens to the amazing silence*.

God? A physical being? Not likely. :grin:

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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: fireworks_god]
    #3441349 - 12/03/04 10:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I agree with that too....that God is unlikely to be a physical being other than all physical beings.

But as for physical beings without aspects of sexuality...

http://biology.about.com/library/weekly/aa090700a.htm


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: CJay]
    #3441371 - 12/03/04 10:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was using the term "sexuality", perhaps incorrectly, in terms of reproduction... related to the mention of physical reproductive parts...

But reproduction doesn't necessarily relate to sexuality. Therefore, I modify my original statement to: "Now, what physical being has no aspect of reproduction?". :grin:

:wink:

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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: fireworks_god]
    #3441385 - 12/03/04 10:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hmmmm...now we are gettin tricky. No biological being I know of, thats for sure.

does a rock just being a rock count :grin:


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: CJay]
    #3441450 - 12/03/04 11:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Does a rock fly around on clouds, judging us and meddling in the affairs of delusionals who cannot think properly, putting them in the absolute right all the time and granting them heaven at every turn? :grin:

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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: fireworks_god]
    #3441543 - 12/03/04 11:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The rock of ages?

God gave ROCK and roll to u
gave ROCK and roll to u
gave ROCK and roll to everyone!

lol

Hey man - I doubt anyone is up there flying on clouds except those damn aliens. And they just abduct people and do experiments on them. According to the bullshit.


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: CJay]
    #3442025 - 12/03/04 01:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

why are we having this discussion? Who ever said that god is a physical creature?


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: skystone]
    #3442064 - 12/03/04 01:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh how feeble is the human mind, as demonstrated by this thread and it's replies.


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Re: "God" Is a hermafrodite! [Re: RiffSki]
    #3442097 - 12/03/04 02:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

God is a 'Homogynist'

Greek for male & female.


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