I had initially opened this thread too discover what a 'Lewt' was, and their/it's current stand point on gun law. Boy, was I surprised to discover it was a typo?!?
I've heard gun lovers saying, "it's not guns that kill people, it's people!!!"
Yes, of course, no argument from me there. Lets, or lewts, if you would rather? clarify this though, it's people WITH guns we're talking about here, right?
The Hunting Bill (tm) that has been, and no doubt shall continue to rage in the House of Lords, bless them, of England states that guns are to be used only by responsible people while in the pursuit of their traditional territorial rights. Responsible people. Lewts keep that in mind for a moment.
Last month, three weeks ago in fact, a kid was shot to death while out on a hunt in the English countryside. Pursuing his God given right too follow his Father, drunken Uncles and assorted other cnuts as they took turns popping away at some form of wild life. Birds, or deer, one or the two. One of the party, a relative I believe, mistook the kid for game. Bam! Bam! Little Timmy is no more.
Complaints? Population up in arms, pardon the pun, screaming for a restrictions and tighter laws? Not a bit of it. Tragic accident. Anyone could have mistaken him for a deer in all that red getup, black hat and biped-ness, skulking about in the middle of an open field! Take another drink of this brandy, your nerves must be in a terrible state all together, too be sure!
That was one of two gun/hunting related incidents in the last month. It seems like a very promising way too get rid of your relatives.
But, and herein is to be found the seeming difference between our two lands/ In England too possess a weapon you need to follow a tougher criteria/guide lines before you can join that semi-exclusive club we all know and love. Some snobby rich cnut who thinks he owns he fcukin' land and has every right to keep each and every other fecker that's not from his 'social strata' of it. The you can own a gun because it's necessary to keep the vermin to a minimum. You know? Peasants, ones children and the like. He can own a gun. No worries. And that's it. For civilian weapons. In fact the U.K. would be a perfect target for Bush to set his sights on next. Maybe slot it in between the end(sic) of this current Iraq shambles and the 3RD world war, and by that I in no way imply that Bush shall be tackling the war on world hunger. God forbid! Sure he must be broke after all the cash he's spent on streams and balloons for his last gig.
But then you would have to contend with the rising number of illegal fire-arms currently on the black market. Ones the like of the semi automatic which was used last week in England to kill a 14 year old girl as she innocently walked down her street, ending her young life and leading her family into a lifetime of grief and incomprehension at what has happened. Or the one used last week to take half the face of another innocent who happened to want to stay in possession of his car, more fool him.
Yes, the list is sadly endless. These are just one or two which have stood out and have claimed more media attention.
Yes, guns ARE great!
Guns look cool and make a large bang when triggered!
Fuckin' A! Spot on!
Havin' one of those! Which? Don't give a flying fuck! Make it large, make it scary, make it have special laser sights and be able to shoot as many bullets in as short a time as possible!
You must ask yourself the question, when does it all stop?
Fuckin' guns. Stupid bloody people that feel the need to own one.
Well, he's got one so I need one to protect myself lest he gets a crazy notion. In fact I'll get two. In fact I think I'd best just shoot the cunt now, better safe than sorry, that's the Bush way, Boy!
Can I hear a Ye-Hahahahahahahahahahah!
Pardon my mirth.
Yes by all means buy your fire arms. And please, please, I implore you, be as careless as you can possibly be while cleaning the damned and bloody things.
Canadians have always seemed a very peaceful people. Norway & Sweden ARE rather peaceful people.
Australia, well, it's got a history of crime, no?
But, no, fair fcuks, your right, I'm wrong, guns are fuckin' magic! I'm gonna' get some for the kids. A'hyuck! A'hyuck! What'ya'say honey? Get y'all a little bitty one for your purse? A'hyuck! Ah'hyuck!
Has anyone used, "guns are bad. M'kay?" as yet?
This is directed toward Kakatodo, close enough, protection against what? So, do you carry this piece with you when you're out? Not the sort of person I'd enjoy getting stoned with, very sketchy.
The temptation must be there all the time to just trail it out and start blasting, no?