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InvisibleZippoZM
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I bought a gun today :)
    #3791172 - 02/17/05 02:19 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

being that the state of illinois has found me un-fit to purchase a handgun on account of my being mentally un-stable in the past 5 some years i cannot LEGALLLY own a gun.

but today my friends my constitutional rights are in full swing. a foaf has just returned from the afar and lo and behold he has quite the business going for himself. the dude is selling guns, and assured me beacuse of some loophole that i can buy one from him and it will be leagal or somthing. i really dont care if itst legal or not...
anywahs $800 later and i have my own Beretta! holds 15 rounds 9 mm, im going to go out in the woods and shoot some shit in the near future!

i think that im going to go and keep it loaded and under my pillow incase someone wants to fuck with me.

damn i cant remember who, but someone told me that my future wiould end up like this......


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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InvisibleJim
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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3791232 - 02/17/05 02:31 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

uh... gun under pillow? Im pro gun, but thats hardcore.


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Jim]
    #3791260 - 02/17/05 02:38 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said:
uh... gun under pillow? Im pro gun, but thats hardcore.



Especially for someone considered mentally unstable.


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Silversoul]
    #3791265 - 02/17/05 02:41 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: SHiZNO]
    #3791320 - 02/17/05 02:54 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i can see it now....

cousin woodrow gets the key form under the mat so he can come in and borrow some condoms....

you here strange prowling and...



BAM


you shoot yourself in the hand cause it was under your pillow and you were sleeping funny.


:heart:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Silversoul]
    #3791392 - 02/17/05 03:11 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Personally, I hope to buy a gun some day too, but I'm not paranoid enough to keep it loaded and under my pillow. Actually, I'd be more paranoid about something going wrong while tossing and turning in my sleep.


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Silversoul]
    #3791399 - 02/17/05 03:12 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Word.


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: TinTree]
    #3791486 - 02/17/05 03:36 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Please don't come hard at me guys, I'm not intending to come off as a prick

But I just don't see any rhyme or reason to having a hand gun? Can someone give me a viewpoint?

And for the record I have a Beretta 20 gauge and a Winchester 7mm


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Noetical]
    #3791503 - 02/17/05 03:41 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

noeticbuzz said:
But I just don't see any rhyme or reason to having a hand gun? Can someone give me a viewpoint?



Well, some people get them for self-defense(if I were a woman, I'd definitely want to keep one in my purse), and some just like to take them to the shooting range. And some people do it for both reasons, while others have their own reasons.


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Re: I bought a gun today :) *DELETED* [Re: Silversoul]
    #3791540 - 02/17/05 03:52 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: KahSol]
    #3791623 - 02/17/05 04:25 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

KahSol said:
Little known fact: Mexicans are spicy when cooked and a delicacy in some countries.




You don't say, do you stuff with peyote and serve with a side of mezcal?


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: KahSol]
    #3791765 - 02/17/05 05:26 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

KahSol said:
I don't mind shooting animals for a yummy dinner, but people don't taste so good to me.

Little known fact: Mexicans are spicy when cooked and a delicacy in some countries.




so i take it that means u dont like spicy food then? isnt it illegal to shoot mexicans dead (even if they are crossing the border at night) to cook and eat them?

seriously, i live in lil ole ingerland, i cant actually think of anyone i know who owns a gun of any sort. all this gun stuff is a bit of an alien concept for me and i'm happy to keep it that way! i do have a bow and arrow(s), though i havnt used it for about 20 years and is currently at my parents house 200 miles away. used to quite enjoy target bow shooting when i was 15, but that was a long time ago and i have moved on since then!


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3791767 - 02/17/05 05:27 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

If crazy people didn't have guns, America just wouldn't be America.

Go on a shooting rampage.


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Hanky]
    #3791937 - 02/17/05 07:13 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

"If crazy people didn't have guns, America just wouldn't be America."

so so true,

kinda worried about blowing my brains out while sleeping, but these things happen.... theat why in theory gins have safteys.....


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3791995 - 02/17/05 07:50 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I'd give you five but already did.


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[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Noetical] * 1
    #3792029 - 02/17/05 08:05 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I've owned guns, including hand guns, for years. I don't expect to ever use one in self-defense, but I like to be prepared. And the presence of guns in American homes keeps down the number of break ins of occupied dwellings. Last time I looked less than 10 percent of home break ins in the US happened when the owner was home. In Britain it was over 50 percent. Thieves don't like getting shot. So even if you don't own a gun, you benefit from the fact that your neighbor does - and the bad guys don't know which one of you is prepared to deal harshly with him.

I also travel in remote areas where illegal immigrants enter the US. They are often in desperate condition. I always carry a gun in such areas. I will share my water and food with them, but I'll not be a victim.

Besides, it is my patriotic duty to own a gun. It is part of the Constitutional balance of power. If guys like me aren't armed, then only the criminals and the government (redundant?) will be. That would not be a good thing.

But I would never keep a loaded gun under my pillow. Besides being uncomfortable, I know that I don't always wake up fully aware. Once in awhile I wake up half-dreaming. That is not a good mental state in which to be wielding lethal force. I keep my defense gun in a steel lock-box under the bed. That way I know I will have to be fully awake before I can get to it. Also, I have kids around. I trust them and have taught them gun safety and I really am confident that they would not mess with a gun without my supervision, but why take chances? Besides, other people's kids are sometimes in the house and their parents may have taken the approach that ignorance is preferable to knowledge. I need to protect them too.

If you feel the need to keep a gun under your pillow, you might want to either move to a new neighborhood (if your fear is clearly real), or look into why you feel like you are going to be victimized. Maybe you are at war with the world when you don't need to be. Maybe you watch too much tv or violent movies. That can skew your view of the world. With some notable exceptions, it is actually a pretty decent place.

KS


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: KidShelleen]
    #3792035 - 02/17/05 08:09 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Good advice. Have some shrooms.


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but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Hanky]
    #3792043 - 02/17/05 08:18 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

new fashion: paranoia!!

these kinda threads amaze me.


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3792050 - 02/17/05 08:25 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Be sure to pick up a few extra Mags.{no time to reload} :grin:


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Re: I bought a gun today :) [Re: Jim]
    #3792054 - 02/17/05 08:34 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said.....uh... gun under pillow? Im pro gun, but thats hardcore.


....How about a taser? :grin:Softcore?


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