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DV8DUG
Hyphal Exhibitionist

Registered: 12/27/23
Posts: 2,155
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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: Pastywhyte]

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#29672803 - 09/19/26 08:22 AM (15 days, 8 minutes ago)

Pastywhyte said:

DV8DUG said:

Fast is good...

First time I heard tech n9ne was a live show. I was so blown away thst he could pull that speed out live

Fuck yeah Pastywhyte... I never would've guessed...

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Pastywhyte
Say hello to my little friend

Registered: 09/15/12
Posts: 38,586
Loc: Canada

Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: DV8DUG]

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#29672804 - 09/19/26 08:24 AM (15 days, 6 minutes ago)

Oh I been listening to rap for decades, tech is a fucking OG :rockon:

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Kloakk
Strange

Registered: 10/21/24
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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: Dala]

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#29672805 - 09/19/26 08:27 AM (15 days, 3 minutes ago)

callmehippie said:

Kloakk said:

Quote:

Confession:

I never shower before a sterile work session, but I have been known to plan my sessions to take place after I shower, is that the same thing

Definitely

Dala said:

Ya musta missed The craft thread

Y'all should photo dump your craftworks

True, there's a gem or two hidden in there

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callmehippie
☮️🍄Hallucinogenic Hippie🍄☮️

Registered: 05/28/24
Posts: 3,230
Loc: Over the hills and far away

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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: callmehippie]

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#29672848 - 09/19/26 09:28 AM (14 days, 23 hours ago)

Thats my favorite place to be. In all honesty.

Dalas arts n crafts thread gets a contribution from me as much as possible.

Love ya dala Llama ya :hug:

:hug:

Ps. Thanks for the groovy one of a kinds for ma baby girl. Oh how good it is to be loved by you my friend.
:happiness:

:happiness:

:iloveyoubitch:

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Smellyhobbit
Amateur Wizard

Registered: 04/01/22
Posts: 18,493
Loc: Booger Central
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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: fontinalis666]

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#29672857 - 09/19/26 09:43 AM (14 days, 22 hours ago)

fontinalis666 said:

I confess, I just browsed the pub for the first time, think I'll stay over here in the cult.

Laaaaaaaaame

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Churpee Choozle
Crusted Cultinator

Registered: 11/11/24
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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: Smellyhobbit]

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#29672864 - 09/19/26 09:56 AM (14 days, 22 hours ago)

We spent the past hours hiking for 24 km, nude swimming, viewing beautiful things etc - on pans. The local cinctulus is as nice as any other pan (obviously not as potent as cyans or bispo). Had a great day.

Spotted more pans along the way

Pan papilionaceus (I guess, I'm not sober)

Pan cinctulus (very probable but not printed yet)

Love y'all

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fontinalis666
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Registered: 07/16/26
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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: Smellyhobbit]
#29672866 - 09/19/26 09:58 AM (14 days, 22 hours ago)

Smellyhobbit said:

fontinalis666 said:

I confess, I just browsed the pub for the first time, think I'll stay over here in the cult.

Laaaaaaaaame

Ugh, fineeeeee, I'll give it an effort

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skrimplet
pan(aeolus)sexual

Registered: 08/24/26
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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: DV8DUG]

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#29672882 - 09/19/26 10:28 AM (14 days, 22 hours ago)

DV8DUG said:

skrimplet said:

langten69 said:

this picture isn't doing the dish any favors but that's how I know it's fire. I be soooo stoked when my mom serves me a bowl of indecipherable heterogenous slop bro oh my god

also, thx dragon... idk why I thought marinara needed vinegar or something? because marinara is so different from, like, spaghetti sauce, right? Like, if I dipped some crazy bread in some spaghetti sauce I'd be sad

You're Mom?

Yes, I am Mom. Not your mom, though. Coincidentally, I also have a mom who serves me delicious heterogenous slop when I visit her place.

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Edited by skrimplet (09/19/26 11:55 AM)

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PuffM4gicDr4gon
Professional Coir Waster

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Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: skrimplet]

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#29672894 - 09/19/26 10:49 AM (14 days, 21 hours ago)

I feel like Churp is writing a how-to guide to living an awesome life!

All your experiences sound amazing!

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shroom_fae

Registered: 08/03/26
Posts: 112
Loc: closet probably

Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: BeefExtreme]
#29672951 - 09/19/26 12:49 PM (14 days, 19 hours ago)

I was far too ambitious this morning. I attempted to test run my induction coil, and use needle transfer in the same SAB session, I had no room and goofed up everything.

One method per session.
Need a spot to put things down that won't melt things when they come out of the coil.

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Lo-Z
Probably

Registered: 09/08/26
Posts: 218
Loc: Over There
Last seen: 9 hours, 13 minutes

Re: Cultivation confessionals

[Re: shroom_fae]
#29672998 - 09/19/26 02:17 PM (14 days, 18 hours ago)

shroom_fae said:

I was far too ambitious this morning. I attempted to test run my induction coil, and use needle transfer in the same SAB session, I had no room and goofed up everything.

One method per session.
Need a spot to put things down that won't melt things when they come out of the coil.

I use a baking Sheet with a cooling rack to elevate my surface so im not working on the 'floor/ ground' in my SAB. The metal bottom is good for spillage and hot things and the grill allows my to work on an elevated plain

I also have another smaller one that i use for clean still like needles and scalpels that I leave resting in a slight bit of 70% iso.

Very easily found at a local store in the baking/ cooking section =)

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bloodssonnew
Blood in blood out

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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: Lo-Z]
#29673139 - 09/19/26 05:19 PM (14 days, 15 hours ago)

I confess this kamodo bvii is testing my transfer teqniques lol I keep managing to bring along contams to da new plates lol every time it's at the corner of the plate so it's when I transfer n not actually from the myc or spores I transfer 😅

Ended up making t2 cut n transfer today

Made 3 t1 plates of ochras from a extremely bacterial swab ( managed to shake off the bacteria on swabbed plate)

Portland pan plate looks clean at t0 though gonna let it do its thing for 2 weeks till PC arrives n il begin cleanup n germination of rest of genetics I got

Clean growth on atl7 t2 plate too

Ape jmx clean germination too 😎

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Awfullotofshrooms
Stranger

Registered: 03/09/26
Posts: 637
Loc: Ventura county
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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: bloodssonnew]
#29673226 - 09/19/26 06:37 PM (14 days, 13 hours ago)

Got a warrant in the mail today gonna have to do some time for some graffiti I did last year I thought I would have got gps monitoring for.

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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: Awfullotofshrooms]

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#29673252 - 09/19/26 07:12 PM (14 days, 13 hours ago)

Oh man my condolences, I’m so sorry. I went through similar experience nearly a decade ago now, turning yourself in is anxiety house but it’s good to get to do it on your own terms-ish

I didn’t know they really pushed that hard for graffiti

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Lo-Z
Probably

Registered: 09/08/26
Posts: 218
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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: Awfullotofshrooms]
#29673259 - 09/19/26 07:20 PM (14 days, 13 hours ago)

Awfullotofshrooms said:

Got a warrant in the mail today gonna have to do some time for some graffiti I did last year I thought I would have got gps monitoring for.

Bummer bro, I went through the exact same thing, except I didn't get a warrant, I was caught with the can in my back pocket a week later. My shoe print matched that of the picture taken at the scene. i had wore a brand new pair of shoes and the shoe print was perfectly etched into a patch of sand i just so happened to step in. That started years of legal battels and probation and blahh blahh blahh.

Its a lot better to get it over with and 'do the good thing' than to wait and have them pick you up. taking initiative can get you out of shit sometimes.

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fontinalis666
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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: Lo-Z]
#29673327 - 09/19/26 08:52 PM (14 days, 11 hours ago)

Fuuuuuuuck, getting hemmed up for graff is so fucking stupid, I'm sorry you're dealing with that dawg. It's fucked how many writers I know who just get approached out of the blue now because of the fucking surveillance state we live in.

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skrimplet
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Registered: 08/24/26
Posts: 110
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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: Awfullotofshrooms]
#29673394 - 09/19/26 10:02 PM (14 days, 10 hours ago)

damn.

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bloodssonnew
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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: skrimplet]
#29673397 - 09/19/26 10:03 PM (14 days, 10 hours ago)

I confess I just responded to a troll on accident on the forums :oldman:

:oldman:

Get off mah fuggen lawn :beatadeadhorse:

:beatadeadhorse:

Got me salty ppl like that somehow make it here lol

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MushLuvR77
Mushine Head

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Re: Cultivation confessional

[Re: bloodssonnew]

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#29673432 - 09/19/26 10:33 PM (14 days, 9 hours ago)

I Confess... I'm still thinkin' about the nude swimming at this point!
:rofl:

:rofl:

Edited by MushLuvR77 (09/19/26 10:33 PM)

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skrimplet
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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29673449 - 09/19/26 10:59 PM (14 days, 9 hours ago)

i confess that i dug around my sterilized grain jar w my xacto knife because i didnt learn my lesson from last time and got the agar stuck to the glass again 🤦‍♀️ pls tell me ill prolly b alright

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