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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Dala] * 3
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This thread is amazing and congrats @bluescreen

"UB is very frowned upon here for good reason."

I tried brown rice for experimental reasons, not a fan, so I never gave UB a shot, no need when you have a PC.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: MushLuvR77] * 1
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Congrats BSOD!!! I'm old so I'm going to refer to you as that all the time.

Further proof that I have no business being part of this growing group of people who actually cult. Glad you're here.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: KlarnEvil9]
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KlarnEvil9 said:
Congrats BSOD!!! I'm old so I'm going to refer to you as that all the time.

Further proof that I have no business being part of this growing group of people who actually cult. Glad you're here.


I fucking love it and you are absolutely
One of us
One of us
:bow2:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bluescreen] * 2
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Must mean Blue Screen of Death, been a while, I used to be Microsoft and Cisco certified many moons ago.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: MushLuvR77] * 2
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Bruh. If I see blue or hear a beeeeeeeeeeeep I know I'm cooked .... Blue screen strikes again! :rockon:

All jokes aside great to have you โœจ


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: MushLuvR77] * 2
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MushLuvR77 said:
Must mean Blue Screen of Death, been a while, I used to be Microsoft and Cisco certified many moons ago.


Dude I have no idea I just wanted to join in and I love Flaming Carrot and there's no connection which is what FC would have admired.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bluescreen] * 2
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bluescreen said:
I really believe in the benefits of these guys, and probably take them way too often since I started having massive quantities, but it's nice to be able to slip gummies to friends. And I learned it all from this place!


Gratz on the NOTM!!

And donโ€™t worry about that part. I agree with you on the mental health aspect and every two weeks I do a 5g reset and my life has been light years better. So fuck it.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: fiddle_head] * 5
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Nice choice, congrats bluescreen :rockon:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Pastywhyte] * 5
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I scream you scream we all scream for bluescreen!
:wooyeah:

welcome. let's get it!

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mackload] * 1
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Mackload said:
I scream you scream we all scream for bluescreen!
:wooyeah:




I heard that Acid Bath vocal in my head when I read this.

Ok that song says "we all scream for morphine", but you know what I mean.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 2
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KlarnEvil9 said:
Mackload said:
I scream you scream we all scream for bluescreen!
:wooyeah:




I heard that Acid Bath vocal in my head when I read this.

Ok that song says "we all scream for morphine", but you know what I mean.


:rofl:

I read it like "I screen you screen we all screen for bluescreen!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 1
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KlarnEvil9 said:
Congrats BSOD!!! I'm old so I'm going to refer to you as that all the time.

Further proof that I have no business being part of this growing group of people who actually cult. Glad you're here.


nonsense. You are a welcome and wanted part of this group. Our personal interaction may be limited, but all these posts are public record. Don't try to act modest or unaffiliated :lol:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: fiddle_head] * 8
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I wanted to take a moment this morning for Blue Screen. I read last night in the confessional that he lost a bud.  As I said I have never had that sit well with me.  I'm haunted by nearly ever loss I've ever had and I think thats just the way it is in life. 

Anyway bud, I would have liked to do your post myself, but I've been insanely busy with work so Fiddy stepped up to the plate.  You've been great to have around and it really seems like you know the ropes at this point.  You've been uncommonly kind and open with us and I wanted you to know how much we appreciate it. 

Thanks for everything pard.  As always, please reach out.  Anything within my power to help is yours if you ask.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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Thanks Beef- I really am honored and thanks for your sentiments as well.

:inlove3:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bluescreen]
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I'm really curious about your avatar though. I've enlarged and looked at it several times. some kind of duck footed flaming carrot headed man.  I really like it and would like to know what its from bc I feel like i'd be into whatever this nonsense is.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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BeefExtreme said:
I'm really curious about your avatar though. I've enlarged and looked at it several times. some kind of duck footed flaming carrot headed man.  I really like it and would like to know what its from bc I feel like i'd be into whatever this nonsense is.


It's Flaming Carrot, the protagonist in Flaming Carrot Comics by Bob Burden!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bluescreen] * 2
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ut!

Fascinating. I used to collect comics actually. Never heard of this. fascinating history. I may have to try and grab one off ebay one of these days i like the art.   

#27 is apparently worth like $300 and features TMNT and was drawn by one of my favorite comic artists, Todd Mcfarlane. pretty cool. a double cross-over. the creator of SPAWN comics and the founder of IMAGE comics.  Strange to me that I never knew about this. I used to have all the MAXX comics and had #2 glow in the dark cover as well as an editor version signed by Sam Keith.

Thanks man. I dig it. Thanks for bein with us man.

edit: i still have all my image comics including all my maxx stuff and every spawn up to a certain number.  Holler if you wanna trade one id like to have one of those.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 9
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LISTEN UP!!!

JOETHERAPIST

YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.  YOUR PRESENCE HAS  BEEN REQUESTED.    PLEASE JOIN US TO ACCEPT YOUR NOTM NOMINATION.


CAN EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND JOIN US IN CELEBRATING THE OFFICIAL 70TH N.O.T.M!!!!



          JOETHERAPIST THE OFFICAL 70TH N.O.T.M

    Joe the rapist!?:lol:

Joetherapist says he isn't a therapist so.....
He must have a fun sense of humor.

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Im very happy to introduce  the next notm winner. 

This dude caught my eye immediately.  A very long time lurker. That was locked    outta his old account. So He
Made a new one and decided to actually participate in our community.

Technically hes a noob.    One that you can Tell has been paying alot of attention the the whole time he  was lurking.


Check out his first post.

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29576623#29576623

I love a noob that isn't afraid of agar.


This alone made me pay lots of attention him.

He's smart too.  Just finished his masters.  Good job man.  That no easy task. Shows that you are a dedicated individual. 


Not to mention look at the exotics he going for on those plates.

  If his past results say anything hes gonna take off just as fast in the exotics side of things. 




Speaking of his past success..
Check out these monsters.

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29644082#29644082

And these

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29641736#29641736


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I told yall.  This lurker has been paying attention

Ive done a deep dive into this guy for this write up.  I also saw him doing some bad ass fhatlocs. Most importantly there wasn't a thing I found that I didnt  like about him.


To be truly honest  what I like most. His attitude and intentions.

He came in here as a very humble person
Asking lots of good questions and really practicing the advice being givin to him. 

Another wonderful quality!


He also quickly. made him self at home with all the regulars in the cult Confessional. 


And immediately understood what it means to be a true member of our community.

  He let himself be vulnerable and opened up to all of us about his current and past hardships in life. As well as extended his empathy and advice to others in need.

This is where I truly felt a connection with him as I could relate to alot of what he was putting down. 

Joe you truly are a shining example of what make this place so special.


as I said before man we're really happy your here.

Trust me when I say I speak for everybody that made this nomination possible.


All votes must be unanimous when it comes to these things.

You absolutely deserve it.  Welcome the club my man.  Hope to get know you even better.

And I can't wait to see what you pull off next!:hatsoff:


The floor is now yours .  Please feel free to share anything you want about yourself or what brought you here. Or don't. that's totally up to you.

Edited by callmehippie (08/23/26 03:20 PM)

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: callmehippie] * 5
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Congratulations joe! Really happy that you signed on and have been sharing in the love of mushroom cultivation. It's been a real pleasure seeing you around the boards. Thanks for everything you do around here, it's greatly appreciated!:cool::mushroom2: mush love our friend in fungus :hug:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Agar Wedge] * 2
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Fuck yes joe!!! Congrats and well deserved, feels like I've been seeing a bit more of you lately and that's been great.

:endorse:


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