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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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Congrats Nokumana! Send me a message and Iโ€™ll send some stuff your way as well.

Beef sorry you keep having to deal with health issues man. Hope they get it figured out.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Breadly710]
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Big ups, Beef! :hug:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: NothingsChanged] * 2
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RealityGlitch said:
Sorry I'm late to the party, Kloakk, but congratulations on your win! It's very much deserved!

I remember you were one of the few people who responded to my very first post, and I will never forget that!


Thank you RG, appreciate it, and glad I could be of some help, beginnings are hard :hug:

Dala said:
Now take it easy for a minute :crankey:


:whathesaid::crankey:


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โ€œAll Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.โ€
โ€• Terry Pratchett


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Kloakk] * 13
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Member# 622126 
Name KlarnEvil9
Title YOU ARE NOT A MYCOLOGIST 
Total Posts 2,408 
Average Posts Per Day 4.13
Gender I'm a teapot I'm a teapot
Occupation Juice Spooter 
Hobbies Setting the controls for the heart of the sun 
Location Sendero Mistico 
Bio "Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl, a cracked and broken path
If we make it, we can all sit back and laugh..." 
Registered On 06/13/24 08:52 AM 
Ignored By 1 member(s)

"For the powerful freedom-takers who rob justice from us all, that's why I keep my pistol loaded, powder, cap, and ball..."
Read more, post less!
...turns out, I'm an amateur at everything

Today I'm taking a time out for my dude Klarn. I felt like dogshit for not nominating him last year, my council and I simply dropped the ball. But then, i thought, ya know, maybe this is good. Now he stands a great chance for NOTY 26! And for fucks sake, he does.

My dudes had a rough patch. My dudes hurtin. But look, this guys a shroomerite in spades.

Klarn, I absolutely understand everything you're going through and you have my full support. Pain, depression, and loss is a 3 punch combo that can bring even the giants to their knees and I know, Beef knows first fucking hand dude. And you're still out there, trying your ass off. That's the fucking WAY, brother THIS IS THE FUCKING WAY!  Look bud, I know you're going to rally. I know its stacked against you right now; Beef knows what thats like. Beef knows what its like to feel helpless and at the end of the rope. But brother let me fucking tell you, there is light so warm at the end of that tunnel that you just won't fucking believe it. You just won't believe how good life can be if you get the fighting chance and I have all the faith in the world in you.

So congratulations Klarn, and thanks again for the Beefy Tube song. Everyone loves it. You're a true shroomerite whether you want it or not. The devil knows his own, and Beef knows a good'un when he sees it. So take a bow my friend. You should be proud of yourself, and you don't owe anyone anything, especially me. You're strong as fuck bud, you just been dealt a hand. Its GREAT to ask for help. Its a show of STRENGTH and we are here for you friendo.

Love you bud. Floor is yours.


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Visit our cultivation museum
The Hitchhiker's guide Pt. 3

Edited by BeefExtreme (01/17/26 07:55 PM)

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: BeefExtreme] * 5
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Fuck yeah we got Klarn :lando:

You're one of a kind bud and you ain't no dandy so keep bulldozing through the bullshit.

Soery foor th typos my keyborrd is sticky I think I spoot to much juice


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: BeefExtreme] * 3
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:grannycheer:
Congrats brother Klarn!
You were missed.


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It takes guts to be
gentle and kind

Another way to live

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: LadysKnight] * 2
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Fuck ya, congrats Klarn! I too spooted reading you won!

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Mackload]
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Many congratulations, Klarn!  Looking forward to collaborating with you!


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-Noku
Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Nokumana] * 1
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Man, I thought you already got nominated! Sorry you fell through the cracks, but congratulations just the same!!


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Hitchhikers Guide to The Shroomery

Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: ThurmanMurman]
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Congrats Klarn!!! Glad to see you nominated.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Breadly710] * 1
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Congrats Klarn. I thought you were nominated last year. Welcome to the club.


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Agar Plates and Removing Hidden Contaminants - A Visual Notebook
Recognizing Contamination in Grain Jars - A Visual Notebook
Contaminated Condiment Cup Cleanup v1.0

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: DV8DUG] * 3
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:manofapproval:

Congratulations Klarn :rockon:

I'll admit I haven't been paying enough attention as well and was sure you already got nominated, sorry about that. You definitely belong here and I hope too see you back here when it feels right, I miss you bud, but life is hardcore and I totally understand you taking some time.

You know the deal man, just ask if there is anything :hug:


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โ€œAll Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.โ€
โ€• Terry Pratchett


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Kloakk] * 3
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Klarn! Klarn! Klarn!
The man who calls a dick a dick, and sometimes, well, sometimes calls everyone a dick.

You're a good guy Klarn, this was long overdue


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Also I tooted churp for being a lowbrow puppet, it's so obvious.
I also added them both to my nazi watchlist in my journal, so we can watch them

-Jean-Luc Picard

Species grown so far (yes, it's a link)

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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Congrats, bro! As others have said, I for sure thought youโ€™d already got the nod last year! You sure deserve it and I hope to see you around here again soon. Youโ€™ve been missed, dude!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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Congratulationes, Klarn! I thought you were part of the club as well! I haven't seen you around in quite a while. Hope to see you soon, man!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 2
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Beeftreme has evolved and is messing with us from a parallel universe

That or we all thought Kloakk was Klarn and some Mandela Effect shit is going on

Grats Klarn :highfive:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Vegeta]
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Way to go KlarnEvil9!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: NothingsChanged]
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Holy shit.  Klarn wasn't already on the list????  I could've swore he was.


Damn.  What took yall so long.  Klarn ain't no noob anymore.  Lol.


Anyways.  Congrats klarn bro. You obviously deserve this. Welcome to the club I already thought you belong to.


:myman:


Ps. Everyone who has a say in who wins.  also rocks.  :rockon:



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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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Churpee Choozle said:
Klarn! Klarn! Klarn!
The man who calls a dick a dick, and sometimes, well, sometimes calls everyone a dick.


:eyesonyou:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ[*KlarnEvil9 1/17/26*]๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [Re: Vegeta]
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What's up cat, Klarn stepped on your dong?

Klarn (you better show up here!), the traditional offer of expanding one's library of course includes you. Got some real interesting stuff brewing, if you're, well, interested.


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Also I tooted churp for being a lowbrow puppet, it's so obvious.
I also added them both to my nazi watchlist in my journal, so we can watch them

-Jean-Luc Picard

Species grown so far (yes, it's a link)

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