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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: 28064212]
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Hookers are just rentable fleshlights with a pulse, don't feel bad.

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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: NWlight]
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no nevr


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: Oceanshore23Forest] * 1
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also just in case someone here is trying to pick up a hooker,

don't do it on the street, use Backpage.com


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: NWlight]
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NWlight said:
also just in case someone here is trying to pick up a hooker,

don't do it on the street, use Backpage.com


Yep. That's how I met the brazilian.

I couldn't imagine meeting a streetwalker that was as attractive and cool as that girl.

I doubt I'll ever pay for sex again; but oddly enough, I don't regret that I did.
She knew how to work that body.


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Last girl I was seeing told me a month or so in that she prostitutes herself, knew her when we were young teens and started hanging out after 4 or 5 years of not seeing each other.  Shit sucked but hey at least when she finally told me she didn't expect a back payment.

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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: elborito]
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elborito said:
Last girl I was seeing told me a month or so in that she prostitutes herself, knew her when we were young teens and started hanging out after 4 or 5 years of not seeing each other.  Shit sucked but hey at least when she finally told me she didn't expect a back payment.


Damn dude.
I've been with a girl that previously pulled tricks, but never one that was currently pulling tricks behind my back.

I'd honestly be terrified about catching something.
But I guess that's cause I don't like to wear condoms when I'm in a monogamous relationship.


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: elborito]
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Yeah I didn't wrap up a good amount of times...got checked and all is good :feelsjohngoodman:

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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: 28064212]
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28064212 said:
I did once, but I didn't pay her :rofl:
I was supposed to but I just smoked her down and gave her a beer then left
Does that count?


She was gross but it was funnish:shrug:


I really regretted it for a long time

So have you ever taken in the comfort of those women during lonely times or binges?
:volcano::smoking:
Intelligently discuss


yeah, she was totally cool too.

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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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elborito said:
Last girl I was seeing told me a month or so in that she prostitutes herself, knew her when we were young teens and started hanging out after 4 or 5 years of not seeing each other.  Shit sucked but hey at least when she finally told me she didn't expect a back payment.


Ba-dum-tsssss!

Acaterpillar said:
NWlight said:
also just in case someone here is trying to pick up a hooker,

don't do it on the street, use Backpage.com


Yep. That's how I met the brazilian.

I couldn't imagine meeting a streetwalker that was as attractive and cool as that girl.

I doubt I'll ever pay for sex again; but oddly enough, I don't regret that I did.
She knew how to work that body.


I was in orlando a few months ago at a certain spot where these guys were bbqing and there were 2 girls there that were very very attractive and a little gangster.  I was talking to them for a bit and after they left the guy was like "you know theyre both working tonight" after me mentioning that they were attractive.  Pretty much all the girls there were working and all very hot, i was super surprised, never would have known.


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: akira_akuma]
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i had just awoken from a xanax blackout at like 7pm and decided i needed to get a hooker :lol:

i went on backpage and found a chick...either i was super fucked up or there was a bait n switch cause this chick was busted

i paid her and fucked her for an hour and couldnt cum, she kept being like "are you close?" i guess dudes usually cum quickly and she gets to keep the extra for the time you dont use

but she was like watchin the clock, as soon as that hour was up...to the minute...she was like you can pay me for more or your hour is up

in my head i was like yeah theres no way this nasty ass chick is gonna get me off so i put on my clothes and left blueballed


i went home and took more xanax


the end

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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: Sheekle]
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Edited by spore baby (12/20/14 02:49 AM)

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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: setb]
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setb said:
damn, there was a really awesome post here but I guess the dude thought better and deleted it. I was gonna quote it lol.


Sorry, i knew i was going to delete it.  I just like to post sometimes.
I'll entertain with cliffs though:

-I've had a bj from a female prostitute once
-I've been robbed without getting anything from a male prostitute once
-I have had and am willing to continue to have, granted worthiness, sex for money and drugs.  Males only.  No more prostitutes for me, i'm the whore!


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: lavod]
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lavod said:
setb said:
damn, there was a really awesome post here but I guess the dude thought better and deleted it. I was gonna quote it lol.


Sorry, i knew i was going to delete it.  I just like to post sometimes.
I'll entertain with cliffs though:

-I've had a bj from a female prostitute once
-I've been robbed without getting anything from a male prostitute once
-I have had and am willing to continue to have, granted worthiness, sex for money and drugs.  Males only.  No more prostitutes for me, i'm the whore!


You're an interesting character Lavod.
Wish I saw you more around these parts.


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: spore baby]
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spore baby said:
Sheekle said:
I gave them free crack, and they gave me free sandwiches and water.


Crack for crack? :rofldrunk:





what's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

one of them can wash their crack and sell it again


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: CosmicFool]
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Ahh, prostitution, the oldest profession in existance.

I have partaken, and I don't feel bad in the least.

The women did NOT have a pimp, nor were they addicted to drugs, they were college educated and looking for an easy way of life. Thus is the way prostitution works in the digital age.

Not saying that prostitution is an easy way of life, it's a good way to run into some crazy mother fuckers who will hurt you.

I have never had sex with someone who did not want to have sex with me. I've run into girls who felt forced or whatnot, who knows their situation, you know what I did? I offered them food and water, I paid them, then I explained to them their real options in life and told them that they didn't need to do anything else.

Some became friends, others just didn't care enough about themselves to give a shit about day to day life. You know, it's sad, it can be a sad existence.

But for some, it can be an enjoyable life, I don't blame anyone for choosing to do what they do.

In any case, it will ALWAYS be a reality for some, to ignore it is ignoring reality.


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: buest]
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Never would I ever pay for sex it just feels wrong to me. I worked at a restaurant downtown however and right down one of the small side streets beside it was where a lot of them were and they always used to come and borrow a lighter or bum a smoke or whatnot, they were nice girls, a lot of them have some crazy stories though about shit that has happened to them in the business... there are some crazy fucks out there


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Re: Have you ever had sex with a hooker, lady of the night, escort....? [Re: LordHuron] * 1
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when i used to live in san diego i worked with a guy that had crones and colitis (probably other stuff too) and he was in his mid thirties but looked about 80.

he never had sex until he discovered the brothels in tijuana.  you would have been shocked at the positive change in his life after he started to have sex.  an absolute godsend.  him mother would even drive him down there to get laid.

"ladies of the night" serve a damn good purpose and to be frank, it's a victimless "crime"...

my take on it is if that's what you need to do to get laid then by all means, go out there and find some!


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