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Offlinetheuser
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4904720 - 11/07/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Heh I almost replied to my own thread. kingfish4200 I love your avatar. :smile:

Lately I have been orgasming early. I don't now why...


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4905130 - 11/07/05 04:36 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks :blush: Actually it was the first and only time I ever did anything like that.  She was a pretty cool gal too.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: goobler]
    #4905141 - 11/07/05 04:38 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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goobler said:
so, did you ATM?

I mean you're paying and all




I am such a naive guy when it comes to stuff like this. So I'm not suer what ATM means in this context... other than Automatic Teller Machine. In that case, no I had the cash on me.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: saukkomies]
    #4905182 - 11/07/05 04:46 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

ATM = :ass2mouth:

My most embarrassing experience was being interrupted by the untimely arrival of my younger brother, who then extended the embarrassment by "tattling" to my mother, who then called my boyfriend's parents AT WORK and threatened to have him arrested for statutory rape (I was 17, he was 20) if he ever had sex with me again.  Then I had to deal with being "patrolled" for the next year until I turned 18.

:tongue:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? *DELETED* [Re: Veritas]
    #4905491 - 11/07/05 05:52 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4905529 - 11/07/05 05:59 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, just CATHOLIC.  :tongue:  Mom would have been a lot easier to manage if she was retarded!

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4907705 - 11/08/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

The vile, horrified look on your face as you orgasm.
I'm serious. Look into a mirror at the moment of your next orgasm... you'll never want to orgasm again.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #4907893 - 11/08/05 02:34 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MushmanTheManic said:
The vile, horrified look on your face as you orgasm.
I'm serious. Look into a mirror at the moment of your next orgasm... you'll never want to orgasm again.




I know where my hamburger comes from but I still want another one.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #4907945 - 11/08/05 03:43 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know how i'd manage without wanting to have an orgasm.


It would be a sad, sad life

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4911663 - 11/08/05 10:12 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

not having sex.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: leery11]
    #4912592 - 11/09/05 07:42 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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leery11 said:
not having sex.




pwned


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4912761 - 11/09/05 09:00 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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poppyguy said:

What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?






fucking my girlfriend in a frat house...
with the curtains open.

and hearing cheers from outside...
and seeing 20 guys cheering me on!~

:blush:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4912831 - 11/09/05 09:33 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Not getting a hard on after finger fucking Mary rottencrotch from down the street.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #4912882 - 11/09/05 09:56 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Ha ha ha what an ace thread!

I don't really have any embarrassing stories.....yet!

Though fanny farts are really rather embarrassing!

And my ex-boyfriend managed to shoot cum in my eye once, fuck does that sting, my eye was blood shot for ages too.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #4912896 - 11/09/05 10:01 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4912917 - 11/09/05 10:07 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:rotfl:

Go HELLA!


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: drtyfrnk] * 1
    #12369787 - 04/10/10 09:45 PM (14 years, 9 days ago)

This wasnt during sex but it's sex related and definitely embarrassing.

While I was quite sick with pneumonia and had a short stay in the hospital, my family decided to go clean my house without my having any idea of it.At this point I had been quite sick for awhile and my house was a total mess. Apparently they had found my stash of BDSM toys and equipment that I had in a trunk in the closet and they all ribbed me about it unendingly. Years later I still get picked on about it and its still just as embarrassing. Up until then they thought I was a fairly quiet and innocent person because of my personality and never expected it from me.

They love to bring it up every now and then for laughs. I dont think theyre ever going to let me live it down. And to make matters worse they decided to tell all the family members who werent present, about it.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ForestHermit]
    #12369808 - 04/10/10 09:50 PM (14 years, 9 days ago)

BDSM toys, LOL


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: deCypher]
    #12369882 - 04/10/10 10:09 PM (14 years, 9 days ago)

not being able to get it up sux, that and quifs


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ForestHermit]
    #12369899 - 04/10/10 10:13 PM (14 years, 9 days ago)

years old threads...........years


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