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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: purity]
    #4821088 - 10/18/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I farted before during sex and a few times feeling sick I couldnt keep it up..but that does not happen very often unless I am sick or havent ate enough for energy..but mulitivitamins and food before sex is good enough. B vitamins help out a lot by themselves.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4821153 - 10/18/05 03:12 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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poppyguy said:
What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?

I will share in a few posts. :wink:




got dirt all over ourselves. wasn't so much the during, but the afterwards.

me and this girl thought we were being all sly by sneaking around the corner of my friends house and having sex on the grass outside (fairly hidden, he was having a party in the back). apparently people were looking for us (i guess we were supposed to play beirut or some shit)...and so when we finished, we reappeared from around the corner- with dirt all over my knees and she had dirt all over her back- walking out to a party of ~30people, a bunch of which had been looking for us- it was not good.

i got so many funny smiles/grins from diff people....soooo awkward. that was definitely one of the most awkward things- it was the dirt which labeled us. we may as well have been wearing a sign- "WE JUST HAD SEX"

no good. you do some stupid things when you're a teenager. :gethigh:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Teragon]
    #4821176 - 10/18/05 03:19 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

my girl and i were having sex in my room which is in the basement. we thought we had the whole house to ourselves so we were both really loud, bangin walls n shit. it was great sex, lasted at least 45min. when we both resurfaced upstairs 2 good friends of mine and my two bro's were just sitting in the living room not watching tv er anything. it just got really quiet lol. we just looked at each other for a sec then escaped fast haha


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: automan]
    #4821216 - 10/18/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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automan said:
a few months ago, i was with my wife doggie style. my dog snuck up on the bed and started to lick my asshole. as soon as i realized what was happening my boner went to shit. my wife and i just layed in bed laughing.




:lol:that has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.  Man's best friend my ass!


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: swiftrance]
    #4821236 - 10/18/05 03:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

hmmm the most embarrasing moment i can honestly say is just when you come a little too early, like 10-20mins is defiently too early IMO.

i just hate when that shit happens, usaully when i have had sex in like 4 days i get that shit.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #4899159 - 11/06/05 12:00 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
meth and coke have a tendancy to cause temporary impotency. it's just how it works.

sometimes when my ex was all strung out he couldn't get it up, it's no big deal, although it is embarassing for both parties involved.



Are u serious, I ge3t the opposite effect.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Worldbridger]
    #4899207 - 11/06/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Goin limp in the middle of a great fuck...pretty embarassed, but I guess the first 15 mins were good enough to have her wake me up 4 hours later and go again, I busted so huge the second time since I had blue nuts from the first...


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: TheDude]
    #4899247 - 11/06/05 12:46 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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TheDude said:
Quote:

automan said:
a few months ago, i was with my wife doggie style. my dog snuck up on the bed and started to lick my asshole. as soon as i realized what was happening my boner went to shit. my wife and i just layed in bed laughing.




:lol:that has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.  Man's best friend my ass!




Haha, yeah, thats definitely the best one so far.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Harbinger]
    #4899332 - 11/06/05 01:27 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I once busted my own nut in my own eye. It wasnt neccessarily my fault... I was getting head from a "Non-swallower", and i guess she just ducked her head to the right and pointed it back at me. It actually made a THWACK kind of a sound.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4899441 - 11/06/05 02:18 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

so i guess that is a conversation buster...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4899535 - 11/06/05 03:08 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: baraka]
    #4899554 - 11/06/05 03:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

lolz, this is the best thread ive read in ages.

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baraka said:
Couldnt get it up at first even tho she was fine?  I was incredibly drunk.  After a little play i was better, but dam that was embarassing...

Sometimes i cum too quick especially with a new lady.  I just get too excited :smile:.




i get this too sometimes, drink too much and all of a sudden im horny as hell but some body parts dont respond...
and if i go a long time without then meet a new girl or something, can be kinda awkward for me and i dont last too long. :emocry:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: eligal]
    #4899657 - 11/06/05 06:42 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Went soft , was switching positions to doggy style and started going soft in that little time.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: sublimistri]
    #4899920 - 11/06/05 09:35 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

once I was fucking my ex after her period was over, and when I pulled my dick out I also pulled out a GIGANTIC black pussy booger of congealed blood that didn't come out when it was supposed to!

I didn't mind actually, I just wiped it off and was ready to keep going, but she was so embarrassed we had to stop :mad2:

but my first time having sex I took TWO fucking viagra and STILL couldn't get it up, i had such bad performance anxiety! We had sex all day everyday for like ten days, and for the first seven days I was still so nervous that I couldn't even cum! :ashamed:

but I'm a great lover now! loL!

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4899926 - 11/06/05 09:38 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




Quote:

psilocyberin said:
I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




Quote:

psilocyberin said:
I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




Quote:

psilocyberin said:
I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




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psilocyberin said:
It wasnt neccessarily my fault... I was getting head from a "Non-swallower", and i guess she just ducked her head to the right and pointed it back at me. It actually made a THWACK kind of a sound.




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psilocyberin said:
I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




:lol:  :rotfl: :rofl2: :rofl: :handth:




Sorry man... that was FUCKING hilarious to me for some reason.
Thanks for making my day

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4899940 - 11/06/05 09:42 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl2:

*thWACK!*

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4899945 - 11/06/05 09:45 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Instant classic.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4900055 - 11/06/05 10:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

been walked in on
queef
breaking a bed
climaxing it up her nose
falling asleep


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4900064 - 11/06/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

all of the above


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4900209 - 11/06/05 11:26 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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blinkidiot said:
falling asleep




I never managed to do that though... I always stay awake after sex... dunno why... Just hugging and kissing you know hehe...

Well my worst was not getting it up... I drank way too much vodka and smoked about 2,5 grams of bud... so I guess my dick was just enjoying the high and drunkness instead of getting into action lol


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