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OfflineFade_To_Black
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Kada]
    #4812965 - 10/16/05 09:04 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i fell off the bed switching positions once... very embarassing.


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OfflineKada
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4812975 - 10/16/05 09:06 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Holy crap that sucks man, but funny. :rofl2:


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4812980 - 10/16/05 09:07 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: that does suck


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4812982 - 10/16/05 09:08 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

As I was coming off shrooms and having sex on his back porch when his friend just sauntered around the back.

I supose thats what you get for doing it outside

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Offlinepeeper
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #4813066 - 10/16/05 09:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I guess the most embarrassing time was when my husband and I busted a window trying to get more leverage. Everyone in the house gets up wondering "what just happened".

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4813090 - 10/16/05 09:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Condoms and alcohol, they just don't mix!

Putting on a condom after a few drinks just kills it for me, especially with a new partner :shrug:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4813102 - 10/16/05 09:31 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i love gettin drunk and fuckin!!! best thing since sliced bread...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
    #4819865 - 10/18/05 08:46 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

my bf and i had shared a bottle of jager and some e last new years eve, in the middle of having sex and all the sudden i felt the puke creeping up my throat. i ran to towards the bathroom but i didn't make it, spewed steak and jager all over the wall outside the bathroom!  :puke:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: diabla]
    #4819876 - 10/18/05 08:56 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I drank a bottle of jack and started 'trying' to put a condom on... I couldn't keep it up long enough to put the condom on and I had a crush on this girl since second grade then said the hell with the condom and then a minute later, "Maybe I shouldn't drink anymore"

Time is great, you learn so much and that was long ago...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Cowgold]
    #4820076 - 10/18/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I was ridin my wife when I let out a "silent but deadly" gas bomb.
We both had to leave the room, didnt stop us tho, we continued on the couch.........ohhh the memories.....



Take care n be safe...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ultralight]
    #4820114 - 10/18/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

flaccid


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InvisibleTien
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4820240 - 10/18/05 11:20 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

a couple times....i couldn't get it up :shrug:
you know... :rail:...I stay away from that shit now though.

Pluto

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Tien]
    #4820252 - 10/18/05 11:22 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Bobo could always fix me right up.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4820261 - 10/18/05 11:26 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

last weekend while doing it on the beanbag chair we rolled right off, though we stayed connected as we hit the ground, we were having sex on like a stack of dvds all up against the TV, we both laughed and just kept grinding away :grin:


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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Todcasil]
    #4820384 - 10/18/05 12:08 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

maoning a different girls name.


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: DrunkenAttempt] * 1
    #4820407 - 10/18/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

drank to much, couldn't make my dick work.
Missed the hottest one night stand that i may ever have in my life.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4820408 - 10/18/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Farted on my girl friends leg durring a climax..  :blush:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4820637 - 10/18/05 01:16 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

a few months ago, i was with my wife doggie style. my dog snuck up on the bed and started to lick my asshole. as soon as i realized what was happening my boner went to shit. my wife and i just layed in bed laughing.

another time we were in the shower. she pushed back to get a better angle and pushed me out of the shower, over the edge of the tub backwards, and i took the shower curtain down with me and hit the floor totally wrapped up in the curtain. that was petty funny.

i guess all mine are just funny. i have never felt embarressed about anything that has happened.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #4820854 - 10/18/05 02:00 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

DrunkenAttempt said:
maoning a different girls name.




Oh shit!  What happened?

I like this thread.  Funny stuff, you guys.  :grin:







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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Learyfan]
    #4821072 - 10/18/05 02:52 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

came too early, we were both high on lsd with cheap cinemax porn playing. we proceeded with sloppy seconds, and afterward she says "i feel like i was just in a cheap porn." i just smirked, lit a cigarette, and got her a towel (continuing the "cheap porn" motiff).

Oh, and i called a girl named Jessica "Sarah" (an asian girl at the party) atleast 3 times. She had eaten a bean for the first time and was still rolling hard while i was coming down and feeling e-tarded.

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