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OneMoreRobot3021


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Prostitutes in Amsterdam
#5345569 - 02/27/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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So, have you been to Amsterdam? If so, have you taken a walk through the Red Light District? And what I'm really curious about - did you sample any of the merchandise?
It's a crazy spot over there, my girlfriend and I would get ultra stoned when we were in A-Dam and just take walks through the Red Light District, looking at the girls, some of them old hags, some of them middle aged and gripping on to youth by the skins of their teeth, and the saddest of all were the girls who, with one look, you couldn't help but think had been sold into sexual slavery at a young age by their Eastern European families. Frighteningly emptily doe-eyed, you wonder if sex ever meant anything for them.
I always tell myself I'd never go to a prostitute, but for some reason I also think that there's a part of me that, if in Amsterdam, would have a "when in Rome, do as Romans do" kind of mentality, if it was the right situation and I was completely unattached. Wouldn't do it in Thailand either, that being the other most popular spot in the world for sex tourism. Only Amsterdam. Just for shits and giggles and an orgasm.
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Adom
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I just couldn't do it. I've never even went into a strip club.
Hell I'm unattatched and I can't get myself to sleep with random chicks that are free.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: Adom]
#5345591 - 02/27/06 02:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've never been to a strip club either, never had any random one nighter sex either.
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Noetical
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I'm going in two months and I'm definatly getting my freaky dutch fuck on.
I guess some of them have standards over there too. My neighbour has this clever anecdote he tells of watching one guy walk up the whole street trying to get laid but ultimatly getting turned away by every single girl
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When I go to Europe I'm going to eat 3 grams of mushrooms and get a BJ from a hooker after going to the Van Gogh museum.
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I'd do it as long as I didn't have to pay for it. It'd have to be on someone else's tab.
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man watch out for those easy european girls.....didn't you ever see Hostel????
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: Redstorm]
#5345602 - 02/27/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Redstorm said: I'd do it as long as I didn't have to pay for it. It'd have to be on someone else's tab.
Fuck that, dude. How many people can say they got a BJ from a hooker in the red light district?
Not many.
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5345612 - 02/27/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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well....really anybody with a couple of bucks who has been to the red light district.........
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Yeah, but I don't know anyone that has ever done it.
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5345617 - 02/27/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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How many people can say they got a bj from a hooker in the red light district on someone else's dime? Even less.
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: Redstorm]
#5345621 - 02/27/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahaha cant argue with that
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The first time I went to Amsterdam was with my two friends, who are brothers. The one guy and myself were tripping on shrooms, and the younger of the two brothers drank what probably amounted to a large bucket of Heiniken. We were just walking around Amsterdam, fucked up, watching people.
We saw the redlight district, and decided to go check it out. If you've seen it, you know how surreal it is. It's much more so on psychedelics. My friend and I decided to buy a hooker for his brother (who said he would bang her). I couldn't- mushrooms aside, I just don't think I could fuck a prostitute.
We walk up to the hooker of my friend's choice, she sees us approaching and opens her glass door. The whole thing was so strange; it seemed illegal. There's a bright red light above the woman, and illuminating her from below is a large blacklight. It made her look fucking crazy to me.
Before we even asked her anything, she said, "Fifty euro, suck and fuck, no less". The kid we were buying the prostitute for walked away, claiming that he couldn't do it, and I really couldn't blame him.
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: So, have you been to Amsterdam? If so, have you taken a walk through the Red Light District? And what I'm really curious about - did you sample any of the merchandise?
I've been, but didn't sample anything.
It's surreal... loads of tiny doors filled with semi-naked girls (most are pretty hawt) with loads of red lights packed in to pretty small streets. It feels like a really safe place though. Police presence seemed to be minimal and I was offered coke and pills pretty much constantly, but everyone just seems really cool and friendly about it.
I wouldn't have the guts to get in with a prostitute... how does one go about it? Do you just get in there and whack your cock out or what?
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Well it's not like we all fuck prostitutes... For a matter of fact I don't know anyone who has... Red Light District is mostly for tourists but sure some dutch go fuck a prostitute...
I've been there though... Walking through stoned as hell... But I simply can't fuck one and really I don't want to...
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: Brakkie]
#5345649 - 02/27/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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My brother is a Marine, he likes hookers 
I think it's just to fucking wierd.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: Adom]
#5345663 - 02/27/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Does he murder them after he's done?
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5345677 - 02/27/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Only if they are woman and children.
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5345700 - 02/27/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: When I go to Europe I'm going to eat 3 grams of mushrooms and get a BJ from a hooker after going to the Van Gogh museum.
...while smokin a fat blunt!!!!!
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I went to Amsterdam AND got a hooker on someone else's dime. Here's the story:
I was tripping balls and my friend wanted to watch me trip and fuck a whore. So we found one and my friend (female) asked if she could watch. Initially the bitch said yes so she went to an ATM to get the cash. By the time she got back the chick got shy and said no one else could come in but me. So she paid the whore and I went in while my friend watied in a bar. The prostitute looked very good but in 10 minutes she was like "TIMES UP!" I never got the chance to bust a nut.
It was still a cool experience while tripping. And it wasn't my cash that paid for it.
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: Adom]
#5345720 - 02/27/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've been there several times, with friends and alone, but didn't sample either.
I was almost to the point of doing it the last time I was there tho, 'coz I was fucking horny and the hottest girl I've seen in my life was there, waiting for me to fuck her (or most likely to get money out of me )
I couldn't do it tho, I talked with her and went to see her several times but I never came in with her. Sometimes I think it could be cool to fuck a hot chick's brains out with her doing whatever I want without compromise, but I don't really think I could do it...
If I could just go in and get a intimate strip-tease and pay for that I'd do it tho. I think next time I'll just ask if she does that
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Some people must trip very different than I. I couldn't fucking do that. I spent time at a bar the last time I tripped and it felt dirty sitting there smoking and drinking let alone fucking whores, hahaha, I'd probably have a break down.
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nothinghealz said: I never got the chance to bust a nut.
So did your friend finish you off?
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So, how much time does how much money buy with those chicks? I thought it was until you nutted or half an hour?
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5345743 - 02/27/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ninja edit?
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Yeah, I didn't even read the post before I replied to it.
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Re: Prostitutes in Amsterdam [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5345762 - 02/27/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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