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Offlinemonolith4
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Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday.
    #3872369 - 03/05/05 11:42 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Iam 20 and yesterday, fucked a prostitute, she was quite skanky looking.
I totally regret it and I didn't even cum after 35 mins.
Any thoughts on this matter?


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872370 - 03/05/05 11:43 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

How much?


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3872372 - 03/05/05 11:44 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah I probably wouldn't have done that. But I'd say start working on accepting it cause you can't change the past.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872375 - 03/05/05 11:46 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

You did the right thing. You were a virgin long enough.





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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Learyfan]
    #3872378 - 03/05/05 11:48 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, but he didn't cum. Monolith4, I'd say you and that hooker have some unfinished business.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3872382 - 03/05/05 11:50 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

He still got the job done that needed to be done. He is no longer a virgin and that is important.




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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3872384 - 03/05/05 11:50 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

or a refund is in order...


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3872386 - 03/05/05 11:51 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

how much $$? let's hear the whole story now, how it happened, where it happend, etc


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872389 - 03/05/05 11:52 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Yes do tell


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3872404 - 03/05/05 11:57 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

That guy made that post about banging a hooker, and then logged off a minute later. Wierd.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3872410 - 03/05/05 11:59 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

He's probably wondering what that ooze is that's coming out of his dick :lol:


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3872416 - 03/05/05 12:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
That guy made that post about banging a hooker, and then logged off a minute later.  Wierd.





and probably logged into anohter account, and made a comment about his own thread... common puppet activity...

that or he had to go cause someone walked in the room... :shrug:


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Boom]
    #3872423 - 03/05/05 12:08 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Hi, I made an appointment to go over to this hooker's appartment yesterday. It cost ?65 (around $125 USD) for 30 mins.(which is really far too expensive)but I felt it was too late to back out.
She refused to do anal so i just fucked her doggy style, tit fucked her and had a blow job. She gave me an extra 5 mins free while I attempted to cum on her tits by masturbating franticaly.
Eventually I gave up on the hopes of ejaculating and left.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872429 - 03/05/05 12:10 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sorry.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Phychotron]
    #3872433 - 03/05/05 12:11 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

the bitter taste of defeat.. .did you tell her it was your first time? you mighta got a free one... or atleast a student discount :lol:


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872434 - 03/05/05 12:11 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, that sucks. It would be easy to nut if you were with a girl you were really into. But I imagine that if that were an option, you wouldn't be seeing prostitutes.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872442 - 03/05/05 12:13 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Might have helped if you had actually been attracted to the woman.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872447 - 03/05/05 12:14 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Okay, but now you need to learn how to get pussy without paying cash money. See, you should have learned that first.


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872451 - 03/05/05 12:16 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah dude, and you said she was "skanky".  That, coupled with you having a time limit, and lack of experience, shit that's not too bad.

Better luck next time. :thumbup:


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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
    #3872471 - 03/05/05 12:27 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Good for you. Who gives a fuck about how you lose the virginity? Its not a "special magical beautiful thing"


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