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 Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday.  [Re: Learyfan]
#3873146 - 03/05/05 02:06 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Learyfan said:
When you have sex with a prostitute, you're having sex with COMMUNISM.
Its more like, you're having sex with CAPITALISM.
Its funny, the shroomery is full of "I've never done a prostitute, but there's nothing wrong with it." Sort of like how people will clarify that they are not gay when they say its ok to be gay.
I have a confession to make. I paid a black man with a 9 inch dick to do me in hard. We did groupsex with my uncle.
I think there is a certain income level, maybe 200k a year, where if you make that much you should give up on having a relationship and just pay for sex. Because 1) any chick that digs you digs you for the money anyhow and 2) with that income, regular nookie is affordable.
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Learyfan]  1
#3873179 - 03/05/05 02:15 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Learyfan said:
wow, this is the best thing ever.
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Skunk420
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
#3874732 - 03/05/05 08:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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It is more fun with someone you can take your time with and not be in any hurry, like for hours in a night...oh I miss those days myself..just going at it for a long time after going dancing out with my woman...she was living with me at the time...so in a way I felt like I had already 3 kids and was married..(the kids were hers..none of them were mine). but she had her tubes tied so I can go as long as we wanted to....but I have done the Nevada hooker thing once myself...it was a rip off! I would rather try and score on some women crusing around or at a dance club...
Edited by skunk78395 (03/05/05 08:43 PM)
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Amethyst_Acid
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Skunk420]
#3874935 - 03/05/05 09:21 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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this. is. so. unbelievably. pathetic.
just kill yourself. WOW
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Skunk420
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 Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
#3875013 - 03/05/05 09:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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the truth is many people have had sex on the side that havent addmitted the act to anyone..I just am too forward I guess.??,
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
#3875016 - 03/05/05 09:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Anyone wanna book a 12:00 am to 1:00 am session with me tonight? Beleive me, it will be nothing short of a special magical beautiful thing for the time of one hour. OK, Shroomerites get an extra hour oral bonus.
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CaptainJailew
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Worldbridger]
#3875039 - 03/05/05 09:42 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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cool
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
#3875571 - 03/06/05 12:48 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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monolith4 said:
Iam 20 and yesterday, fucked a prostitute, she was quite skanky looking.
I totally regret it and I didn't even cum after 35 mins.
Any thoughts on this matter?
are you retarded or deformed?
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Divided_Sky
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
#3875622 - 03/06/05 01:06 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Amethyst_Acid said:
this. is. so. unbelievably. pathetic.
just kill yourself. WOW
That's not very nice. Have some compassion. If your avatar didn't look so good I would have worse things to say.
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
#3875679 - 03/06/05 01:30 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Now I want to go get me a whore now! this thread is pure fun!! haha 
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TODAY
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: 40oz]
#3875699 - 03/06/05 01:37 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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hey forty, i'm 19 and just recently lost it. its no shame to be unsure of yourself.
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Learyfan]
#3876033 - 03/06/05 03:10 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, i actually don't really care either way. sex is a natural thing between human beings. and virginity isn't that big a deal to me either. i dont know why girls makes such a big deal of it. everyone has sex, and we're all just animals.
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Locus]
#3876161 - 03/06/05 03:51 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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If prostitution is illegal why is there an "Escort Services" section in my phone book? Why are there obvious prostitutes advertising in the classified section of the local paper? None of these say anything about sex, but everyone knows that's exactly what it is.
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: TODAY]
#3876297 - 03/06/05 06:05 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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TODAY said:
hey forty, i'm 19 and just recently lost it. its no shame to be unsure of yourself.
will you see this gurl again?
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Locus
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yeah we all know this already, and what does that have to do with anything I said? I'm guessing you just hit reply without thinking first.
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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe
~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~
*Check my profile to listen to my music*
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Locus]
#3876468 - 03/06/05 08:36 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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If prostitution is illegal why is there an "Escort Services" section in my phone book? Why are there obvious prostitutes advertising in the classified section of the local paper? None of these say anything about sex, but everyone knows that's exactly what it is.
For the same reason that you can buy mushroom spores.
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camelsmoker
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Locus]
#3876469 - 03/06/05 08:37 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i think its real funny how if you are on a mail order bride site scrollin through profiles you can just click a girl and add to cart and they even except pay pal ...lol
"I have a confession to make. I paid a black man with a 9 inch dick to do me in hard. We did groupsex with my uncle." --- frog thats sick
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No harm can come from questioning. "Best" case scenerio: You prove it right without relying on the fact that it is widely accepted. Argument strengthened. "Worst" case scenerio: You realize you might have been wrong. The new answer might or might not be what you want to hear, but it beats defending yourself with bullshit.
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Amethyst_Acid
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: camelsmoker]
#3876656 - 03/06/05 10:00 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i don't have to have compassion for someone who is helping spread STDs. don't tell me what to say please.
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camelsmoker
smoke up
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
#3876742 - 03/06/05 10:27 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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acid....your a damn cutie!!! 
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Check out www.alexgrey.com! He does tools artwork from lateralus.
No harm can come from questioning. "Best" case scenerio: You prove it right without relying on the fact that it is widely accepted. Argument strengthened. "Worst" case scenerio: You realize you might have been wrong. The new answer might or might not be what you want to hear, but it beats defending yourself with bullshit.
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TODAY
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: 40oz]
#3876790 - 03/06/05 10:43 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, she's my friend. she'll be cumming over next weekend.
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