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Offlinejoe666
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393943 - 12/21/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)



my god, have none of you guys thrown your buddies a crazy ass bachelor party?


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Edited by joe666 (01/08/12 03:36 PM)

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Re: escort services [Re: joe666]
    #6393947 - 12/21/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I never had a hooker  :sad:


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Re: escort services [Re: sucklesworth]
    #6394009 - 12/21/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

You are missing out on an emotionally satisfying experience.


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Re: escort services [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #6394077 - 12/21/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

vegas here i come


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Re: escort services [Re: sucklesworth]
    #6394089 - 12/21/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for:

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analingus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
balloons = breast implants
BB = bareback = without condom
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
kitty = vagina
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RB = myredbook.com
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

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InvisibleRahie
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Re: escort services [Re: sucklesworth]
    #6394091 - 12/21/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Or you can get into tantra sex and find a local tantra club and bingo you don't have to spend any money except for maybe some treats for the tantra meetings, and hey you might find a nice gal that will love you long time.
EDIT: Tantric I meant or something....

Edited by Rahie (12/21/06 01:35 PM)

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Re: escort services [Re: Rahie]
    #6394281 - 12/21/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i always thoght escort services were a funny concept, i busted out the yellow pages once and looked up escort services on a dare at a party, i almos died laughing when i saw
"let me hit that enterprises" lol

fuckin hookers, i would never pay for sex


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Re: escort services [Re: ZippoZ]
    #6394598 - 12/21/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

wait so if prostitution is illegal on the streets how the hell is it LEGAL on the phone?? i dont understand, its just like prostitution except your calling a company over the phone? shouldnt this be completely illegal????????:confused:


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Re: escort services [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #6394626 - 12/21/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

It is illegal, it is not advertised as sex, it is advertised as paying for an escort to spend time with or to go to dinner with, etc. and if anything sexual is to occur it is between the two consenting individuals and is not effected by the money.

So there are many prostitutes who front as escorts or masseuses so as to be able to advertise their sex business without getting into too much trouble.

And because of this you have to be careful you dont order an escort who purely is there to eat dinner with you and will not have sex with you when all you wanted was sex....


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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6395743 - 12/22/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I absolutely see nothing wrong with prostitution. Just find the quality ones and you'll be fine. You'll wear a condom even for head - the girl will make sure of it or else you will not get anything. You wont get any STDs.

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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6395789 - 12/22/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Haha.

Escort services are expensive around here. I've gone to them before, in my younger days, out of both curiosity and desperation. I wasn't even over 18 at the time.

They will try and take you for whatever they possibly can. Yes both of the girls they have sent me did want to have sex, but they asked for "tips" on top of the actual large fee from the agency.

They will try to make it seem like they don't want to have sex unless you provide a big additional tip, but don't let them walk all over you. Don't let them know how much money you have whatever you do! Because they will want to take as much as possible. I've had them say they wouldn't do anything with me unless I gave them at least an extra 100 or more and I said no, straight up. I did have it, but I acted like I only had 10 more and they finally ended up doing it anyway, just for the additional 10.

I wouldn't mess around with escort services. The ones near major cities (Philly area) cost well over 200-300 for an hours worth of time. It's not even enough time for me to be able to finish. I learned the hard way at a young age, that it's a waste :thumbdown: I've had better lays for way cheaper as far as prostitutes go.. even as low as 20 bucks with no time limit and the girls were hot/young/new to the game. On the hard drug scene is where you get the best deals.

My days of doing this type of stuff are long over.


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Re: escort services [Re: eris]
    #6395886 - 12/22/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

eris said:
On the hard drug scene is where you get the best deals.




No, no no no...

Trent, learn either

  • Self Control, Integrity and Willpower, or
  • New masturbation techniques, if you are lacking in the above.

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Re: escort services [Re: eris]
    #6395913 - 12/22/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

eris said:
My days of doing this type of stuff are long over.



:rofl:

Bravo sir

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Invisibleeligal
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Re: escort services [Re: eris]
    #6395948 - 12/22/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

eris said:
On the hard drug scene is where you get the best deals.





I need to get into that scene....  :grin:


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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #15635122 - 01/08/12 02:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i hope he has gotten laid 5 years later


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Re: escort services [Re: danielx]
    #15636016 - 01/08/12 05:32 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
i hope he has gotten laid 5 years later



:laugh2:


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Re: escort services [Re: poiuytrewa]
    #15636083 - 01/08/12 05:52 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

the Shroomery is getting more educational every day.


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