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InvisibleVvellum
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ever fuck a prostitute?
    #3749052 - 02/08/05 02:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

well?


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3749056 - 02/08/05 02:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Does my left hand charging me $20 count?


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3749063 - 02/08/05 02:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

no


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3749070 - 02/08/05 02:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ok, then my answer is no


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Invisiblepinkfloydms
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3749071 - 02/08/05 02:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Man you could have made it a poll so it would be more private. LOL


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- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #3749084 - 02/08/05 02:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

no.


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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #3749092 - 02/08/05 02:15 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hahahahaha yooouuu fucked a prooooostitute!!
j/k :grin:


Ahem, no.


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Offlineivi
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3749168 - 02/08/05 02:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Once we hired a whore as a birthday present for a friend, but that was a long time ago.


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OfflineKGB920
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: ivi]
    #3749171 - 02/08/05 02:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

sorry, cant say i have.


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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: KGB920]
    #3749403 - 02/08/05 03:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Some chick blew me for some weed once.... does that count?


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3749438 - 02/08/05 03:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

No, but if I had the money to afford it, I'd consider going to the Bunny Ranch near Reno someday and fuck one of those fine-ass hookers they have there.


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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Silversoul]
    #3749453 - 02/08/05 03:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

no.


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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #3749571 - 02/08/05 04:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i datied, and had sex with a stripper....

i met her through a mutual girlfriend in a park, we got stoned and i just FELL for this chick... i had her meet my family and everything, we were stoner cuty couple, she got me into coke though, for about a month (horrible idea i know, wont touch the stuff now) and then later i realize she was just screwing me for my drugs (cause i had money)... broke my heart, but it wasnt the first time.  i consider her a prostitute because she was with me for my drugs and money, so yeah, i have.

/me rasies his hand.

i saw her not too long ago and shes tweaking now... gave me the "lets do a repeat" vibe, but i just bought her a chai instead.

:heart:


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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InvisibleRoadkillM
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3749576 - 02/08/05 04:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ever fuck a prostitute?




Quote:

bi0 said:
well?




Yeah!~

Which time?
...there has been a few.

It's one of the oldest profession there is.

I got some great hooker stories...lol
Wanna hear one?


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PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.



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OfflineTasty_Smurf_House
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Roadkill]
    #3749736 - 02/08/05 04:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yes. to the story i mean.

to the prostitute question? no.


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #3750016 - 02/08/05 08:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When I won a fuckwad of money at the casino in Montreal (and my buddies lost their shirts), I paid for the cab back, paid for three huge steaks, gave em money to hit up the titty bar and got a fine-ass mediterranean pro.

Best money I ever spent, and I was tested a few years later so I know for sure I didn't catch anything.


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OfflineHuffNPuff
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Adden]
    #3750032 - 02/08/05 08:20 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

no


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Invisiblevinsue
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3750035 - 02/08/05 08:24 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I hired 3 pros once for my work crew. After a long summer working 6 or 7 days a week doing asbestos removal, we rented a room, stocked it with :stash: :pill: :pill2: :beer:,blow and booze, and partied till dawn.... so I guess the answer would be yes. More than one.{this was before the AIDS epidemic}


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InvisibleLouiseLouise
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: vinsue]
    #3750214 - 02/08/05 10:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Me and my buddy/co-worker stopped at a cathouse on the way home from work one time. Out early, Fri. just got paid cash.
I would've let a chick blow me for 20 or 30 bucks :shrug: :wtf:
So we went in, start playin' pool, girls aproach us,
my buddy asks this girl "how much"
She says "60"
him: "for what"
her: "everything"
him: "how much would you blow me for?"
her: "50"
my buddy said out loud: "DAYUM, THAT PUSSY'S ONLY WORTH TEN BUCKS?"  :whoa:

We 'bout died laughin' and left, so the answer to the question is no :grin:


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Offlinebeejay
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Re: ever fuck a prostitute? [Re: LouiseLouise]
    #3750286 - 02/08/05 11:01 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

mwahahahaha thats a great  story louis.

About three years ago I went to amsterdam for my first time during cannabis cup. Perusing the redlight district was all to tempting for me. The women were beautiful, amazing, and devine... not neccisarily in that order. I couldnt resist. One night me and a buddy were walking down the main street in the RLD. When we doubled back I spottted the one I'd decided on and quickly headed for the door to the place. I looked at my friend, who was somewhat confused and said Id see him in a few. He was supposed to get one too, but he wussed out. It was great. The girl was super sexy and had a bunch of tattoos, which is why I chose her. We talked and fucked and had a great time. She was really nice. All in all a half hour only set me back 200 guilder, or about 70 bucks. Totally worth it. I've been back to amsterdam since, but never visited another prostitute. Not my style, but I had to have the experience once :thumbup:


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