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What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?
    #4812082 - 10/16/05 06:20 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?

I will share in a few posts. :wink:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex. [Re: theuser]
    #4812089 - 10/16/05 06:22 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i have some funny stories...

haha,i'll wait until i', drunk later,hahaha...


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4812102 - 10/16/05 06:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

accidently burping during it and hearing, "have you been smoking?"

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4812112 - 10/16/05 06:27 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I was once in a very interesting postion when I got a charlie horse in my foot . I was so embarressed because I had to interrupt the whole mood and had to stop (only for a moment).

I didn't feel to bad when just a few moments later...he got a charlie horse as well. :smirk:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4812122 - 10/16/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

making the girls pussy fart.... but i guess thad be more embarrasing for her...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4812123 - 10/16/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I've never had a charlie horse while having sex, but I get them in my sleep sometimes. God damn that is awful.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Deadmaker]
    #4812129 - 10/16/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I once (twice 2 days in a row!!!) took cold medicene and then fell asleep on some chick when I was done. 2 nights in a row. Poor chick. :frown:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4812481 - 10/16/05 07:37 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Once I came too early. And another time I had a condom break on me.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #4812496 - 10/16/05 07:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Once I came too early. 




Hun, that happens all the time.  :smirk:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4812500 - 10/16/05 07:40 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Quote:

Paradigm said:
Once I came too early. 




Hun, that happens all the time.  :smirk:



Well, it was a first for me.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #4812545 - 10/16/05 07:47 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Sometimes I cum to early too, sometimes she's just to damn sexy...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4812590 - 10/16/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

You ass to mouth them first? Good man.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4812667 - 10/16/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Couldnt get it up at first even tho she was fine?  I was incredibly drunk.  After a little play i was better, but dam that was embarassing...

Sometimes i cum too quick especially with a new lady.  I just get too excited :smile:.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4812673 - 10/16/05 08:10 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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You ass to mouth them first? Good man.




everyone else sharing personal information  :smile:  :smile:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: baraka]
    #4812678 - 10/16/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

haha i hear that, when they r hot as fuck u cant help but to cum hella fast :grin:

my most embarrassing moment was when my boss called me on my cell phone while i was getting my dick sucked and she was all moaning and he heard and was all "is that a girl in the back round?" :lol: i just said, "yea i g2g" and he just laughed haha


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4812807 - 10/16/05 08:36 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Couldnt get it up, did alot of coke back around then and i could never get it up while on it. I felt like such a jackass. She was disapointed, i never saw her again.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Kada]
    #4812860 - 10/16/05 08:46 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

what are you guys like 70??? how can you not get it up??? whenever i have sex i always got the biggest boner before she even takes my pants off...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
    #4812890 - 10/16/05 08:51 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbup::thumbup: :samehere:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
    #4812893 - 10/16/05 08:51 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Just too much sex and to many drugs. Never happend to me before that or so far knock on wood scince then. But im married now so i guess it doesnt matter, if i couldnt get it up my wife prob wouldnt even care, she is fucked up like that, ever scince i married her. we arent even 30 yet. Never get married. Its a freekin scam.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
    #4812935 - 10/16/05 08:59 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

meth and coke have a tendancy to cause temporary impotency. it's just how it works.

sometimes when my ex was all strung out he couldn't get it up, it's no big deal, although it is embarassing for both parties involved.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Kada]
    #4812965 - 10/16/05 09:04 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i fell off the bed switching positions once... very embarassing.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4812975 - 10/16/05 09:06 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Holy crap that sucks man, but funny. :rofl2:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4812980 - 10/16/05 09:07 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: that does suck


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4812982 - 10/16/05 09:08 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

As I was coming off shrooms and having sex on his back porch when his friend just sauntered around the back.

I supose thats what you get for doing it outside

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #4813066 - 10/16/05 09:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I guess the most embarrassing time was when my husband and I busted a window trying to get more leverage. Everyone in the house gets up wondering "what just happened".

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4813090 - 10/16/05 09:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Condoms and alcohol, they just don't mix!

Putting on a condom after a few drinks just kills it for me, especially with a new partner :shrug:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4813102 - 10/16/05 09:31 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i love gettin drunk and fuckin!!! best thing since sliced bread...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
    #4819865 - 10/18/05 08:46 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

my bf and i had shared a bottle of jager and some e last new years eve, in the middle of having sex and all the sudden i felt the puke creeping up my throat. i ran to towards the bathroom but i didn't make it, spewed steak and jager all over the wall outside the bathroom!  :puke:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: diabla]
    #4819876 - 10/18/05 08:56 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I drank a bottle of jack and started 'trying' to put a condom on... I couldn't keep it up long enough to put the condom on and I had a crush on this girl since second grade then said the hell with the condom and then a minute later, "Maybe I shouldn't drink anymore"

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Cowgold]
    #4820076 - 10/18/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I was ridin my wife when I let out a "silent but deadly" gas bomb.
We both had to leave the room, didnt stop us tho, we continued on the couch.........ohhh the memories.....



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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ultralight]
    #4820114 - 10/18/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

flaccid


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4820240 - 10/18/05 11:20 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

a couple times....i couldn't get it up :shrug:
you know... :rail:...I stay away from that shit now though.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Tien]
    #4820252 - 10/18/05 11:22 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Bobo could always fix me right up.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4820261 - 10/18/05 11:26 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

last weekend while doing it on the beanbag chair we rolled right off, though we stayed connected as we hit the ground, we were having sex on like a stack of dvds all up against the TV, we both laughed and just kept grinding away :grin:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Todcasil]
    #4820384 - 10/18/05 12:08 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

maoning a different girls name.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: DrunkenAttempt] * 1
    #4820407 - 10/18/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

drank to much, couldn't make my dick work.
Missed the hottest one night stand that i may ever have in my life.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4820408 - 10/18/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Farted on my girl friends leg durring a climax..  :blush:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4820637 - 10/18/05 01:16 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

a few months ago, i was with my wife doggie style. my dog snuck up on the bed and started to lick my asshole. as soon as i realized what was happening my boner went to shit. my wife and i just layed in bed laughing.

another time we were in the shower. she pushed back to get a better angle and pushed me out of the shower, over the edge of the tub backwards, and i took the shower curtain down with me and hit the floor totally wrapped up in the curtain. that was petty funny.

i guess all mine are just funny. i have never felt embarressed about anything that has happened.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #4820854 - 10/18/05 02:00 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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maoning a different girls name.




Oh shit!  What happened?

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Learyfan]
    #4821072 - 10/18/05 02:52 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

came too early, we were both high on lsd with cheap cinemax porn playing. we proceeded with sloppy seconds, and afterward she says "i feel like i was just in a cheap porn." i just smirked, lit a cigarette, and got her a towel (continuing the "cheap porn" motiff).

Oh, and i called a girl named Jessica "Sarah" (an asian girl at the party) atleast 3 times. She had eaten a bean for the first time and was still rolling hard while i was coming down and feeling e-tarded.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: purity]
    #4821088 - 10/18/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I farted before during sex and a few times feeling sick I couldnt keep it up..but that does not happen very often unless I am sick or havent ate enough for energy..but mulitivitamins and food before sex is good enough. B vitamins help out a lot by themselves.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4821153 - 10/18/05 03:12 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?

I will share in a few posts. :wink:




got dirt all over ourselves. wasn't so much the during, but the afterwards.

me and this girl thought we were being all sly by sneaking around the corner of my friends house and having sex on the grass outside (fairly hidden, he was having a party in the back). apparently people were looking for us (i guess we were supposed to play beirut or some shit)...and so when we finished, we reappeared from around the corner- with dirt all over my knees and she had dirt all over her back- walking out to a party of ~30people, a bunch of which had been looking for us- it was not good.

i got so many funny smiles/grins from diff people....soooo awkward. that was definitely one of the most awkward things- it was the dirt which labeled us. we may as well have been wearing a sign- "WE JUST HAD SEX"

no good. you do some stupid things when you're a teenager. :gethigh:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Teragon]
    #4821176 - 10/18/05 03:19 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

my girl and i were having sex in my room which is in the basement. we thought we had the whole house to ourselves so we were both really loud, bangin walls n shit. it was great sex, lasted at least 45min. when we both resurfaced upstairs 2 good friends of mine and my two bro's were just sitting in the living room not watching tv er anything. it just got really quiet lol. we just looked at each other for a sec then escaped fast haha


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: automan]
    #4821216 - 10/18/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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a few months ago, i was with my wife doggie style. my dog snuck up on the bed and started to lick my asshole. as soon as i realized what was happening my boner went to shit. my wife and i just layed in bed laughing.




:lol:that has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.  Man's best friend my ass!


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: swiftrance]
    #4821236 - 10/18/05 03:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

hmmm the most embarrasing moment i can honestly say is just when you come a little too early, like 10-20mins is defiently too early IMO.

i just hate when that shit happens, usaully when i have had sex in like 4 days i get that shit.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #4899159 - 11/06/05 12:00 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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meth and coke have a tendancy to cause temporary impotency. it's just how it works.

sometimes when my ex was all strung out he couldn't get it up, it's no big deal, although it is embarassing for both parties involved.



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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Worldbridger]
    #4899207 - 11/06/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Goin limp in the middle of a great fuck...pretty embarassed, but I guess the first 15 mins were good enough to have her wake me up 4 hours later and go again, I busted so huge the second time since I had blue nuts from the first...


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: TheDude]
    #4899247 - 11/06/05 12:46 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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a few months ago, i was with my wife doggie style. my dog snuck up on the bed and started to lick my asshole. as soon as i realized what was happening my boner went to shit. my wife and i just layed in bed laughing.




:lol:that has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.  Man's best friend my ass!




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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Harbinger]
    #4899332 - 11/06/05 01:27 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I once busted my own nut in my own eye. It wasnt neccessarily my fault... I was getting head from a "Non-swallower", and i guess she just ducked her head to the right and pointed it back at me. It actually made a THWACK kind of a sound.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4899441 - 11/06/05 02:18 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

so i guess that is a conversation buster...

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4899535 - 11/06/05 03:08 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: baraka]
    #4899554 - 11/06/05 03:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

lolz, this is the best thread ive read in ages.

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Couldnt get it up at first even tho she was fine?  I was incredibly drunk.  After a little play i was better, but dam that was embarassing...

Sometimes i cum too quick especially with a new lady.  I just get too excited :smile:.




i get this too sometimes, drink too much and all of a sudden im horny as hell but some body parts dont respond...
and if i go a long time without then meet a new girl or something, can be kinda awkward for me and i dont last too long. :emocry:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: eligal]
    #4899657 - 11/06/05 06:42 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Went soft , was switching positions to doggy style and started going soft in that little time.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: sublimistri]
    #4899920 - 11/06/05 09:35 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

once I was fucking my ex after her period was over, and when I pulled my dick out I also pulled out a GIGANTIC black pussy booger of congealed blood that didn't come out when it was supposed to!

I didn't mind actually, I just wiped it off and was ready to keep going, but she was so embarrassed we had to stop :mad2:

but my first time having sex I took TWO fucking viagra and STILL couldn't get it up, i had such bad performance anxiety! We had sex all day everyday for like ten days, and for the first seven days I was still so nervous that I couldn't even cum! :ashamed:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4899926 - 11/06/05 09:38 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




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I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




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I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




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I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




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It wasnt neccessarily my fault... I was getting head from a "Non-swallower", and i guess she just ducked her head to the right and pointed it back at me. It actually made a THWACK kind of a sound.




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I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




:lol:  :rotfl: :rofl2: :rofl: :handth:




Sorry man... that was FUCKING hilarious to me for some reason.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4899940 - 11/06/05 09:42 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl2:

*thWACK!*

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4899945 - 11/06/05 09:45 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Instant classic.


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    #4900055 - 11/06/05 10:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

been walked in on
queef
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4900064 - 11/06/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

all of the above


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4900209 - 11/06/05 11:26 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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falling asleep




I never managed to do that though... I always stay awake after sex... dunno why... Just hugging and kissing you know hehe...

Well my worst was not getting it up... I drank way too much vodka and smoked about 2,5 grams of bud... so I guess my dick was just enjoying the high and drunkness instead of getting into action lol


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Brakkie]
    #4900259 - 11/06/05 11:49 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I was having sex in the back of a girl's car and she asked me if i knew her name, i was supposed too because i had been around her for about a month, but i totally went blank, she was preety pissed.

then another time i was getting head, i came in her mouth and saw her reaching for my beer too spit it out, it was preety late and it was the last beer i had in my house so i grabbed it and slammed it before she could reach it, then handed her the cup, she was preety pissed.

then another time i got really drunk and got some head and then she wanted to have some sex afterwards but i couldn't get it up, she was preety pissed.

this was all with the same girl by the way, in chronological order.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4900272 - 11/06/05 11:54 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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I once busted my own nut in my own eye.




:lol:  :rotfl: :rofl2: :rofl: :handth:





I hope you arent trying to claim you haven't

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4901703 - 11/06/05 07:47 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Had to take a piss SO bad once while getting head.... Took me forever to cum because I was afraid I was going to piss in her mouth. Felt like I was pissing when I came. Not sure if I did. She never said anything?


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    #4901907 - 11/06/05 08:41 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

its impossible to do both at the same time im told

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: faslimy]
    #4902075 - 11/06/05 09:09 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Me and my girlfriend used a big ass bottle of chocolate syrup at her moms house. Lots of fun covered head to toe in syrup licking everywhere and sliding all over each others bodies. But talk about chocolate overkill. I didn't want chocolate for like 2 weeks after. Oh yeah the embarrassing part. When we were done the sheets were covered in chocolate and some on her bed spread. She took them all off and put new ones on and put those in the dirty laundry. She said she would do them later. We took a shower and then went to a movie, When we came back the sheets were GONE!! and already in the wash. Her mom found them!!...LOL
But it was cool she just made some jokes about it..We both were in our 20's so it was no big deal..but her finding out we got freaky in her house with chocolot syrup! was crazy...lol


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: faslimy] * 1
    #4902076 - 11/06/05 09:09 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

on my 16th birthday, I was having sex with my boyfriend.  My parents had left the house without so much as a "happy birthday" saying they were leaving for the day, so I thought they had completely forgotten all about my birthday.

So I'm on top of him, my door swings open, and there's my mom, my stepdad, my 3 year old sister, 16 year old brother, and my fucking GRANDPARENTS, singing Happy Birthday.  Holding a camcorder.

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    #4902094 - 11/06/05 09:12 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

fucking classic. :heart:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Liz]
    #4902109 - 11/06/05 09:15 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:baaahahaha:rofl:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: automan]
    #4902220 - 11/06/05 09:40 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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a few months ago, i was with my wife doggie style. my dog snuck up on the bed and started to lick my asshole. as soon as i realized what was happening my boner went to shit. my wife and i just layed in bed laughing.






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on my 16th birthday, I was having sex with my boyfriend.  My parents had left the house without so much as a "happy birthday" saying they were leaving for the day, so I thought they had completely forgotten all about my birthday.

So I'm on top of him, my door swings open, and there's my mom, my stepdad, my 3 year old sister, 16 year old brother, and my fucking GRANDPARENTS, singing Happy Birthday.  Holding a camcorder.

Beat that one.  :frown:




OMG THOSE ARE FUNNY!!

most inbarsing thing to happen to me was when i came home for x-mass leave and my wife and i were going to go out with one of my buddies. so we asked my wifes mom to watch the baby for us. well she thought we left, but while we were up in the bedroom we started messing around and having sex. well when it was about time for me to finish up i figured i would go for the old money shot.. well as i was crwawling up to get into position her mom walks in to see her poor daughter getting molested. i squilled like a lil gril and while in mid air manged to grab the blanket and cacoon myself into a ball, leaving my wife laying there.. i think her mom was more inbaresed than we were..  i think my wifes famly just likes to try to see me naked..


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4903648 - 11/07/05 08:25 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Several things come to mind:

Often when my gf and I get into it our chests make farting noises. We have to stop and laugh every time.

Once I found a woodtick on her ass when we were doing it against a tree in the woods. I didn't tell her until after.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Liz] * 1
    #4903679 - 11/07/05 08:38 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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on my 16th birthday, I was having sex with my boyfriend.  My parents had left the house without so much as a "happy birthday" saying they were leaving for the day, so I thought they had completely forgotten all about my birthday.

So I'm on top of him, my door swings open, and there's my mom, my stepdad, my 3 year old sister, 16 year old brother, and my fucking GRANDPARENTS, singing Happy Birthday.  Holding a camcorder.

Beat that one.  :frown:




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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4903960 - 11/07/05 10:50 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is great hahaha!



Everytime I went down on my girl my mom walked in

Me- :slurp: :slurp: (sucking and kissing noises)
Girlie- :heavy breathing:
*the door opens*

Mom- what the hell is going on in here?!?
Girlie- *jumping all around trying to get under the covers*
Me- We're having relations! Try knocking next time!
Mom- Cut that shit out!

*mom leaves, door closes*
Me- Lets continue. :slurp: :slurp: (sucking and kissing noises



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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4903972 - 11/07/05 10:54 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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    #4904052 - 11/07/05 11:24 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Oh Loafy, that was great :rotfl:

I love your line "We're having relations! Try knocking next time! and then mom - Cut that shit out!" lol


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
    #4904324 - 11/07/05 12:53 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Perhaps this isn't so embarrasing for some folks, but it was to me. It all took place back in the early 1990s while I was going to Graduate School at the University of Hawaii in Honolulu.  I had just gotten divorced after having been married for 12 years - and up to that point the only person I'd had sex with was my ex-wife.

So I was living alone in Honolulu in a neighborhood of almost 100% Asian (I'm a standard Anglo type White Guy).  Like I said, I was a recent divorcee, and was in my early 30s, and was a graduate student, and was sort of cute. And you'd think that in a situation like that I would have had a smorgasbord of sex. But the fact is I only had a total of two such occasions during the whole two years I was there.

Sex with my ex-wife had never been very good to tell the truth (we both got married as virgins), and on top of that, she cheated on me several times.  So finally I was a free man living in Hawaii, and I was like "Yippee!!! Now I can finally see what this whole sex thing is all about!" I was just ACHING for sex.

Now, it would have made matters a lot more bearable if I was going to Grad School in someplace like say Northern England. But I was in Honolulu. So after months and months passed (actually over an entire year had passed) and I was still in the middle of a sexual drought I would be put under excrutiating torture whenever I'd go to the beach. There in front of my eyes would be the most tantalizing spread of female <barely clothed> beauty I could imagine. Thousands of girls just waiting for a swell guy like me to rub lotion on them and nibble on their ears....

But of course it was like going to a grand buffet dinner and not being allowed to eat even though you're famished and the smells of the food are making your stomach churn. That was JUST how it was like for me in Honolulu! There I was, recently divorced, just DYING to have some experience in what the whole world of sex had to offer, and I couldn't get laid no matter what I tried!

Not only that, but in my major I was like one of three guys in the entire program of several hundred students who was male, unattached, and NOT GAY. And of all the other student co-eds about three-fourths of them were female, unattached and not gay. So you think that the odds would have been in my favor! I was on a day-to-day basis hanging out with girls who were potential dates. But all that ever happened was that I just made lots of friends..... :frown:

So, what did I do? Well, I decided to go down to the infamous Bishops Street one night in downtown Honolulu and I approached a woman who was one of a dozen or so who were standing around all by themselves on a dark part of this industrial street area. The woman I approached ended up being actually taller than I, but I'm not proud. So in my halting way I stumbled into hiring a hooker. She was a very nice gal (she was a Japanese/Anglo mix), and after going back to my place we talked for a bit, because even after having a "guaranteed" opportunity afforded to me because I was PAYING for it, I still just had no idea of how to get to First Base with a woman since I'd been married for so long.

Well, finally (because after all the clock was ticking) my "date" asked me if I wanted to do anything (I was busy playing my flute for her at this point). So I said to myself, well, this is it.

SO I went to my dresser drawer where I kept a box of condoms that had never been used. I had bought these things the first month after arriving in Honolulu in the hopes that this would be the first of many such boxes I'd be going through while living in Hawaii. HAH. So I got out one of these packages - which I had never in my life used before - and gave it to the prostitute because I wasn't quite sure what to do with it.

Well, I was laying back on the bed and she got to working at getting this thing on. Now, you'd think of all people that a professional sex worker would know about how to put a condom on a fellow's fellow. But it wasn't working out too well. In fact, it dragged on and on.... finally she said "Where did you get this thing from?" And I told her it was from a nearby drugstore, and then she began to laugh.

She told me that I'd bought condoms that are marketed for Oriental
men. In other words, they were too small for my European build! LOL!!!! I'd never heard of such a thing!

So luckily she had a couple of them on hand, and we resumed the operation. Although ultimately it still wasn't much of a success for me personally since I still was all freaked out about the whole thing about having sex with a real life woman in my room.

Anyway. I inquired later on and it turns out that there are basically Four Different Sizes of condoms manufactured, based on (YES - THAT'S RIGHT) race! Apparently men of Oriental ancestry tend to have a smaller diameter of apparatus than Europeans. And men of African ancestry have all of us beat! LOL!!! And so these differently sized condoms are marketed to different races in ways that appeal to their cultural interests. And because I was in a drugstore in the middle of an almost 100% Asian neighborhood, I unknowingly bought the Oriental-sized condoms! And of course how was I to know if the drugstore checkout lady didn't tell me... And of course I didn't really "try them on" till it was "show time", so that is why I had my strange encounter...  :tongue:
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: saukkomies]
    #4904486 - 11/07/05 01:40 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

That was an awesome story dude!

Bravo for picking up a prostitute!


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4904516 - 11/07/05 01:47 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Not very embarrassing if you ask me.

Now if you got the african condoms, and were swimming around in one, that is embarrassing.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: saukkomies]
    #4904523 - 11/07/05 01:49 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

so, did you ATM?

I mean you're paying and all

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #4904583 - 11/07/05 02:08 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Often when my gf and I get into it our chests make farting noises. We have to stop and laugh every time.




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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4904720 - 11/07/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Heh I almost replied to my own thread. kingfish4200 I love your avatar. :smile:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4905130 - 11/07/05 04:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks :blush: Actually it was the first and only time I ever did anything like that.  She was a pretty cool gal too.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: goobler]
    #4905141 - 11/07/05 04:38 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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so, did you ATM?

I mean you're paying and all




I am such a naive guy when it comes to stuff like this. So I'm not suer what ATM means in this context... other than Automatic Teller Machine. In that case, no I had the cash on me.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: saukkomies]
    #4905182 - 11/07/05 04:46 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

ATM = :ass2mouth:

My most embarrassing experience was being interrupted by the untimely arrival of my younger brother, who then extended the embarrassment by "tattling" to my mother, who then called my boyfriend's parents AT WORK and threatened to have him arrested for statutory rape (I was 17, he was 20) if he ever had sex with me again.  Then I had to deal with being "patrolled" for the next year until I turned 18.

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    #4905491 - 11/07/05 05:52 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: blink]
    #4905529 - 11/07/05 05:59 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, just CATHOLIC.  :tongue:  Mom would have been a lot easier to manage if she was retarded!

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4907705 - 11/08/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

The vile, horrified look on your face as you orgasm.
I'm serious. Look into a mirror at the moment of your next orgasm... you'll never want to orgasm again.

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    #4907893 - 11/08/05 02:34 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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The vile, horrified look on your face as you orgasm.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #4907945 - 11/08/05 03:43 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know how i'd manage without wanting to have an orgasm.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4911663 - 11/08/05 10:12 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

not having sex.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: leery11]
    #4912592 - 11/09/05 07:42 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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not having sex.




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    #4912761 - 11/09/05 09:00 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?






fucking my girlfriend in a frat house...
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and hearing cheers from outside...
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #4912831 - 11/09/05 09:33 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Not getting a hard on after finger fucking Mary rottencrotch from down the street.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #4912882 - 11/09/05 09:56 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Ha ha ha what an ace thread!

I don't really have any embarrassing stories.....yet!

Though fanny farts are really rather embarrassing!

And my ex-boyfriend managed to shoot cum in my eye once, fuck does that sting, my eye was blood shot for ages too.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #4912896 - 11/09/05 10:01 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4912917 - 11/09/05 10:07 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:rotfl:

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    #12369787 - 04/10/10 09:45 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

This wasnt during sex but it's sex related and definitely embarrassing.

While I was quite sick with pneumonia and had a short stay in the hospital, my family decided to go clean my house without my having any idea of it.At this point I had been quite sick for awhile and my house was a total mess. Apparently they had found my stash of BDSM toys and equipment that I had in a trunk in the closet and they all ribbed me about it unendingly. Years later I still get picked on about it and its still just as embarrassing. Up until then they thought I was a fairly quiet and innocent person because of my personality and never expected it from me.

They love to bring it up every now and then for laughs. I dont think theyre ever going to let me live it down. And to make matters worse they decided to tell all the family members who werent present, about it.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ForestHermit]
    #12369808 - 04/10/10 09:50 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

BDSM toys, LOL


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: deCypher]
    #12369882 - 04/10/10 10:09 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

not being able to get it up sux, that and quifs


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    #12369899 - 04/10/10 10:13 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

years old threads...........years


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years old threads...........years





I see that now. I swear it was just at the top of the pub list....Im a little out of it so I dont have any real clue how I got to this thread from so long ago.


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    #12369962 - 04/10/10 10:23 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

hahaha

this guy was banned for being a dxm shaman and posting threads about his dxm voyages and getting bromide poisoning

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years old threads...........years





I see that now. I swear it was just at the top of the pub list....Im a little out of it so I dont have any real clue how I got to this thread from so long ago.




It didn't give you a  warning before you bumped it?  It's suppose to............


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #12370495 - 04/11/10 12:03 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I went soft one time then told this bitch, "this isn't happening."


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years old threads...........years





I see that now. I swear it was just at the top of the pub list....Im a little out of it so I dont have any real clue how I got to this thread from so long ago.




It didn't give you a  warning before you bumped it?  It's suppose to............



Not that I saw but again I was out of it at the time so it could have Im not that sure


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    #12371559 - 04/11/10 06:27 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug: oh well I'm sure there are more great stories people could add


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ForestHermit]
    #12371596 - 04/11/10 06:51 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Once I'm having sex with a girl, there's not much that could embarrass me.. Both so vulnerable, I feel totally comfortable.

However, I have tried to fuck someone I wasn't comfortable being that vulnerable with/seeing so vulnerable, and couldn't get mah dick up.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Met]
    #19816215 - 04/08/14 11:44 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Got way too high one night as a 17yo.Hooked up with this chick,took her home and started going hammer n tong on her from behind.My cock decided to stop working and go limp,leaving the franga (condom) hanging out of that muff burger.:laugh2:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: FractalGlider]
    #19816231 - 04/08/14 11:47 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

One time my friend was fucking a bitch in the ass and thought he lost the condom in it. He went in and thought he grabbed the condom, but pulled out a turd instead.

He was drunk and never put a condom on in the first place and had forgotten.

I don't have any good stories of my own. I hope I didn't break the rules.

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    #19816329 - 04/09/14 12:10 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

DSHSB!!.  Was pounding away on the gf in missionary position.  Really going in deep with the thrust, going in as deep as I could and pulling out far.  When I pulled out after a thrust Id sometimes pull out all the way and immediately thrust back in again.

  Im not sure exactly how but she moved back out of position after I had pulled out all of the way one time.  When I quickly went for the thrust again, I hit the wrong hole HARD :awesome:  Needless to say I was kicked out of bed, literally.  She had this automatic reflex kick that I assume one gets after getting their ass suddenly rammed.  It was more like she launched me off of her with both feet than a kick per say.  I was pretty drunk and the room was dark.  I obliviously ask,"whats wrong??" :drunk:

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    #19817586 - 04/09/14 10:03 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

In high school I dated this girl who had some kind of natural pussy problem.  When we got at it (in the car) her snatch would stink so bad that you had to leave the car.  I learned later that she became a lesbian.  Good luck with that one!


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: mpd]
    #19817651 - 04/09/14 10:16 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I couldn't cum....  :sadyes:

Im pretty sure it was the condom, and the fact I didn't really love this girl....


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: SunnyD]
    #19817731 - 04/09/14 10:34 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

One time in early July last summer during a camping trip one of my friends was suggesting she wanted to give me head while I was on 2 hits of acid and had a gnarly fuckin' bug bite on the side of my dick. It was actually some really far out lookin an shit, cant recall it ever lookin like that before (luckily it healed a few days/weeks later otherwise i prolly woulda went to a doc)

So i sort of tried to change the subject and stuttered some tripped out shit and kind of walked away. Wasnt the first time ive done that when i was gettin all close to a girl an trippin actually :lol:

It wasnt necessarily so much embarassing as much as a generally strange situation to be in i think

Pretty sure she got all sad and felt rejected i felt kinda bad :frown:, then a few months down the line she randomly asked me if her forehead was big and ugly lol, so i hugged her and reassured her it looked fine and normal

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19817797 - 04/09/14 10:53 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

my high school sweet heart and i were on my sister's bed when house was empty.  we didn't get under the sheets, and being the beginning to our sexual escapades, she left a nice little red spray stain on the middle of this white flowery embroidered queen size bed cover.  when sister came home from weekend out, she was not happy about that one.  my mom handled the tiffy.  don't think me girlfriend ever knew about that one, going to see her again soon after many years.  will have to embarrass her with this story if the beers line up the laugh.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19817799 - 04/09/14 10:53 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Ate out a girl for like 2 hours before I realized is was her *ass*  :facepalm3:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: DetectiveLefty]
    #19817816 - 04/09/14 10:58 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Ate out a girl for like 2 hours before I realized is was her *ass*  :facepalm3:



How does that even happen :confused:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19817831 - 04/09/14 11:02 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

two hours, smell bullshit on that one


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #19817873 - 04/09/14 11:19 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

My most embarrassing moment was when I was 21.  I had only been with two other girls.  And someone how the gods brought this super model, out of my league hot, fun spirited 18 girl into my life.  I was so sex crazed for her.  At that point, I had only had sex maybe 15 times total :lol:

God she was so hot.  I get so turned on thinking about her naked body underneath me.  Her bald, dripping wet, tight pussy gripping me as I entered her.  I literally got like maybe 8 thrusts in before I lost control...and it was past the point where I could pull out and regain my composure.

And I was young and awkward...I felt so embarrassed.  I didn't want her to know.  She seemed pretty confused about what happened, because I pulled out right before it happened.  She kept asking what was wrong.  I kept saying ,"nothing's wrong.  its all good.  nothings wrong".  lol  I found out years later she thought she hurt me or did something wrong. :facepalm:  I never got another shot at her and that would be the only woman younger than me I would have sex with in my life(up till now anyway) :lol:

FAIL.  So embarrassing. :lol:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
    #19817881 - 04/09/14 11:20 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?



Nothing, I'm a professional fucker. Ask the girls I've fucked...


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: plambe]
    #19818202 - 04/09/14 12:40 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I've yet to have one...


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19818210 - 04/09/14 12:42 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

When I was a heavy alcoholic, I'd have a few girls told me I passed out on top of them as soon as I nutted. I'm a pretty big guy too, some said they were pretty trapped.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19819507 - 04/09/14 05:26 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Ate out a girl for like 2 hours before I realized is was her *ass*  :facepalm3:



How does that even happen :confused:




My first time, I was young, and it was dark.

Actually, I realized my mistake after like 2 minutes, but she had a yeast infection or something, so her ass was much sweeter, so I went with it. :smile:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Kada]
    #19819533 - 04/09/14 05:31 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Just too much sex and to many drugs. Never happend to me before that or so far knock on wood scince then. But im married now so i guess it doesnt matter, if i couldnt get it up my wife prob wouldnt even care, she is fucked up like that, ever scince i married her. we arent even 30 yet. Never get married. Its a freekin scam.



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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19819543 - 04/09/14 05:33 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

for me, not so much as embarrassing as terrifying - breaking a condom.

aaand her step dad walked into the living room while we were banging on the couch (under a blanket) - somehow he didn't notice as we were "watching" a show, all sweaty and panting. hahaha. my little feller never shrunk so fast in all my life. weiner kryptonite.

:lolsy:

again a mixture of embarassing and terrifying haha


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19819560 - 04/09/14 05:38 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ManianFH]
    #19819576 - 04/09/14 05:41 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison



rather than go to prison? we were both over 18 brah :taco: it was more like 19 and 22 i think.


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19819580 - 04/09/14 05:42 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison



rather than go to prison? we were both over 18 brah :taco: it was more like 19 and 22 i think.



for kicking your ass.....:facepalm3:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19819591 - 04/09/14 05:44 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I still contest he knew!!!


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: jboredone]
    #19819604 - 04/09/14 05:45 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison



rather than go to prison? we were both over 18 brah :taco: it was more like 19 and 22 i think.



for kicking your ass.....:facepalm3:



meh. step dads don't have much to get too riled up about :lolsy:


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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19819673 - 04/09/14 05:58 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Got mad drunk with my ex, we each took some methadone too. Got back to her place, her lesbian friend sits on her chair, and we just start fucking right in front of her.

Next thing I know I wake up butt ass naked on the end of her bed and her sister is telling me I have to go or she might get in trouble. My ex and I had both passed out in the middle of sex.

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ManianFH]
    #19819720 - 04/09/14 06:09 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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I still contest he knew!!!



OVERRULED! :kingcrankey:

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19819999 - 04/09/14 07:16 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Not exactly embarrassing but funny, I had been with this girl for some time so we would fuck more than bunnies do, so anyhow we were on her parents game room floor going at it in front of the sliding glass door, normally we would pull the drapes but it was raining cats and dogs so we didn't bother. Well about 10 minutes into it there's this furious banging on the door and we look up and it's her dad screaming at me "HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE" funny since my cock was still inside her. Go figure this weirdo decides to check the yard in a rainstorm. :laugh2:


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