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GreySatyr
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: plambe]
#19818202 - 04/09/14 12:40 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've yet to have one...
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EdibleStereos
Healthy Body, Sick Mind
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: GreySatyr]
#19818210 - 04/09/14 12:42 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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When I was a heavy alcoholic, I'd have a few girls told me I passed out on top of them as soon as I nutted. I'm a pretty big guy too, some said they were pretty trapped.
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DetectiveLefty
Nullius in verba
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Sheekle]
#19819507 - 04/09/14 05:26 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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DetectiveLefty said: Ate out a girl for like 2 hours before I realized is was her *ass*
How does that even happen
My first time, I was young, and it was dark.
Actually, I realized my mistake after like 2 minutes, but she had a yeast infection or something, so her ass was much sweeter, so I went with it.
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JesusIsLord
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Kada]
#19819533 - 04/09/14 05:31 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kada said: Just too much sex and to many drugs. Never happend to me before that or so far knock on wood scince then. But im married now so i guess it doesnt matter, if i couldnt get it up my wife prob wouldnt even care, she is fucked up like that, ever scince i married her. we arent even 30 yet. Never get married. Its a freekin scam.
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JesusIsLord
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19819543 - 04/09/14 05:33 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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for me, not so much as embarrassing as terrifying - breaking a condom.
aaand her step dad walked into the living room while we were banging on the couch (under a blanket) - somehow he didn't notice as we were "watching" a show, all sweaty and panting. hahaha. my little feller never shrunk so fast in all my life. weiner kryptonite.
again a mixture of embarassing and terrifying haha
-------------------- And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.
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ManianFH
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19819560 - 04/09/14 05:38 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison
-------------------- notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... " ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."
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JesusIsLord
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ManianFH]
#19819576 - 04/09/14 05:41 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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mick said: Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison
rather than go to prison? we were both over 18 brah it was more like 19 and 22 i think.
-------------------- And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.
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jboredone
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19819580 - 04/09/14 05:42 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said:
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mick said: Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison
rather than go to prison? we were both over 18 brah it was more like 19 and 22 i think.
for kicking your ass.....
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ManianFH
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19819591 - 04/09/14 05:44 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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I still contest he knew!!!
-------------------- notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... " ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."
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JesusIsLord
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: jboredone]
#19819604 - 04/09/14 05:45 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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jboredone said:
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JesusIsLord said:
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mick said: Oh he knew, he just chose to ignore the reality of it, rather than go to prison
rather than go to prison? we were both over 18 brah it was more like 19 and 22 i think.
for kicking your ass.....
meh. step dads don't have much to get too riled up about
-------------------- And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.
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Andyy
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19819673 - 04/09/14 05:58 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Got mad drunk with my ex, we each took some methadone too. Got back to her place, her lesbian friend sits on her chair, and we just start fucking right in front of her.
Next thing I know I wake up butt ass naked on the end of her bed and her sister is telling me I have to go or she might get in trouble. My ex and I had both passed out in the middle of sex.
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JesusIsLord
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: ManianFH]
#19819720 - 04/09/14 06:09 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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mick said: I still contest he knew!!!
OVERRULED!
hehe
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r00tuuu123
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19819999 - 04/09/14 07:16 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Not exactly embarrassing but funny, I had been with this girl for some time so we would fuck more than bunnies do, so anyhow we were on her parents game room floor going at it in front of the sliding glass door, normally we would pull the drapes but it was raining cats and dogs so we didn't bother. Well about 10 minutes into it there's this furious banging on the door and we look up and it's her dad screaming at me "HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE" funny since my cock was still inside her. Go figure this weirdo decides to check the yard in a rainstorm.
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