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trent
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escort services
#6393511 - 12/21/06 10:22 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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how do i get laid from these?
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CosmicFunGuy
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393517 - 12/21/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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have money... give a good description of what you want or they'll get creative...
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CosmicFunGuy
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i really have no idea, i just always assumed...
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trent
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i always thought you cant go on the presumption that you will get laid, especially talking details over the phone to them. does anyone have any experience with escorts.
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393546 - 12/21/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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obviously you cant talk about it over the phone... but you can give a good description of what kind of escort ya get... otherwise you'll get a man in a dress...
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fiXXXer
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393555 - 12/21/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Most services will not talk about sex on the phone. You'll discuss a time and a place to meet up, then hammer out the details there.
Check out craigslist.org - they have so many escorts advertising on there, with a price and a general description of what they will do...
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Cepheus
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hahahahaha this is a fucking class thread
good work man, I want details and pictures
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393634 - 12/21/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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enjoy your STD's man.
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393662 - 12/21/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get laid from your neighborhood crackhead on Craigslist. It's good to break the monotony.
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a2ndopinion
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Re: escort services [Re: coda]
#6393665 - 12/21/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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coda said: enjoy your STD's man.
hahaha! amen!
seriously though... an escort service? LAME. why in the hell would you want to fuck one of those cum dumpsters? that's gotta be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, man...
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393679 - 12/21/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?
Why don't you just masturbate?
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LosAngelesGraff
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393704 - 12/21/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
trent said: how do i get laid from these?
dude you call one and say you need a escort, they come and knock on your door, if you want to fuck them letem in and tell them how much is it gonna be for a lil more then a dance. then after you fuckem pay the bitch.
ps. i dont think that was all that great for your 43 post.
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (12/21/06 11:26 AM)
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whats greek service?
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gema
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Anal.
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LosAngelesGraff
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Re: escort services [Re: gema]
#6393717 - 12/21/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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gema said: Anal.
WORD
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Re: escort services [Re: adrug]
#6393726 - 12/21/06 11:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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adrug said: Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?
Why don't you just masturbate?
I want to try masturbation. Could you please describe what I should do?
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Re: escort services [Re: adrug]
#6393746 - 12/21/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
adrug said: Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?
Why don't you just masturbate?
a lot of higher costing escorts are clean oh and BTW they don't fuck either
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393816 - 12/21/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yikes.
Sounds like we have another future fleshlight customer on our sticky hands.
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TheSlapnCapn
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Quote:
LosAngelesGraff said:
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trent said: how do i get laid from these?
ps. i dont think that was all that great for your 43 post.
I, for one, am glad he asked because I've been wondering the same thing for a while now. I totally thought you had to be escorted somewhere, and then maybe, if you were lucky you could pay for a second date, then a third, and if you played your cards right you get laid.
Man was I off!
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Quote:
a2ndopinion said: LAME. why in the hell would you want to fuck one of those cum dumpsters? that's gotta be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, man...
Best post I've seen in a while.
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393943 - 12/21/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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my god, have none of you guys thrown your buddies a crazy ass bachelor party?
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Re: escort services [Re: joe666]
#6393947 - 12/21/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I never had a hooker
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You are missing out on an emotionally satisfying experience.
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vegas here i come
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Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for:
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
$ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
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Rahie
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Or you can get into tantra sex and find a local tantra club and bingo you don't have to spend any money except for maybe some treats for the tantra meetings, and hey you might find a nice gal that will love you long time. EDIT: Tantric I meant or something....
Edited by Rahie (12/21/06 01:35 PM)
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ZippoZ
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Re: escort services [Re: Rahie]
#6394281 - 12/21/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i always thoght escort services were a funny concept, i busted out the yellow pages once and looked up escort services on a dare at a party, i almos died laughing when i saw "let me hit that enterprises" lol
fuckin hookers, i would never pay for sex
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Re: escort services [Re: ZippoZ]
#6394598 - 12/21/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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wait so if prostitution is illegal on the streets how the hell is it LEGAL on the phone?? i dont understand, its just like prostitution except your calling a company over the phone? shouldnt this be completely illegal????????
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eligal
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It is illegal, it is not advertised as sex, it is advertised as paying for an escort to spend time with or to go to dinner with, etc. and if anything sexual is to occur it is between the two consenting individuals and is not effected by the money.
So there are many prostitutes who front as escorts or masseuses so as to be able to advertise their sex business without getting into too much trouble.
And because of this you have to be careful you dont order an escort who purely is there to eat dinner with you and will not have sex with you when all you wanted was sex....
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Vvellum
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6395743 - 12/22/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I absolutely see nothing wrong with prostitution. Just find the quality ones and you'll be fine. You'll wear a condom even for head - the girl will make sure of it or else you will not get anything. You wont get any STDs.
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eris
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6395789 - 12/22/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha.
Escort services are expensive around here. I've gone to them before, in my younger days, out of both curiosity and desperation. I wasn't even over 18 at the time.
They will try and take you for whatever they possibly can. Yes both of the girls they have sent me did want to have sex, but they asked for "tips" on top of the actual large fee from the agency.
They will try to make it seem like they don't want to have sex unless you provide a big additional tip, but don't let them walk all over you. Don't let them know how much money you have whatever you do! Because they will want to take as much as possible. I've had them say they wouldn't do anything with me unless I gave them at least an extra 100 or more and I said no, straight up. I did have it, but I acted like I only had 10 more and they finally ended up doing it anyway, just for the additional 10.
I wouldn't mess around with escort services. The ones near major cities (Philly area) cost well over 200-300 for an hours worth of time. It's not even enough time for me to be able to finish. I learned the hard way at a young age, that it's a waste I've had better lays for way cheaper as far as prostitutes go.. even as low as 20 bucks with no time limit and the girls were hot/young/new to the game. On the hard drug scene is where you get the best deals.
My days of doing this type of stuff are long over.
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fiXXXer
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Re: escort services [Re: eris]
#6395886 - 12/22/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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eris said: On the hard drug scene is where you get the best deals.
No, no no no...
Trent, learn either
- Self Control, Integrity and Willpower, or
- New masturbation techniques, if you are lacking in the above.
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TheCow
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Re: escort services [Re: eris]
#6395913 - 12/22/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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eris said: My days of doing this type of stuff are long over.
Bravo sir
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eligal
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Re: escort services [Re: eris]
#6395948 - 12/22/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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eris said: On the hard drug scene is where you get the best deals.
I need to get into that scene....
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danielx
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#15635122 - 01/08/12 02:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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i hope he has gotten laid 5 years later
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Re: escort services [Re: danielx]
#15636016 - 01/08/12 05:32 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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danielx said: i hope he has gotten laid 5 years later
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