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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?)
#5933646 - 08/05/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?)
So I am looking thru Craig's List today for musicians, and noticed the "Services" section and in that was an "Erotic" link in the list.... So being curious (usually horny ) male, I clicked link.... It was a bunch of ads for "escorts", "full service massages" and such.... They had rates per half hour and full hour, phone numbers to call, incall or outcall, acronyms for services (I don't know what most of them mean), and they had pictures of the lucky service companions that you would be giving your "donation of roses" to for the time....
+ 300 X + = 
Now granted, some of the chicks I saw listed were pretty gnarly, but there were quite a few that were pretty damn hot too....! It was weird to actually be viewing a internet catalog of women to fuck....!?  And you got to figure that some of these women know what the hell they are doing, and would rock the hell out of you....!
Personally, I am not sure if I could/would actually spend money to get laid - (for ego reasons, and some sort of deeply instilled moral reasons)....  There is the XX% **possibility** of it being some police sting, and there's that whole road of the legal system....  And then there is the **possibility** of getting some long lasting *biological* baggage - of the STD type, and that whole road of suffering and humiliation.... 
SOOOOooooo, anyways...... I was just wondering if anyone else out there in Shroomsville has ever used the services of a hooker(s) and paid for sex....? Doesn't matter if you picked her out in person, used a service, classified, online, Vegas, - however you found her....
And if you haven't been with a "hired companion", would you ever consider paying for a sex encounter for yourself....? Remember, this could be THE hottest "woman of your dreams", a one time chance thing (and you had the money in hand)....  OR, you could hire two friendly little playmates, and experience THE 3-Sum fantasy.... You KNOW that the 3-Sum Fantasy is ALWAYS in the back of *almost* EVERY guy's mind....!!!
What is your experience with HOOKERS.....!?
1) Yep, I do it in a regular basis.... They know it's me calling by my ring-tone....  2) Hell yeah I have done it before, it was cool.... I would definitely do it again....  3) Yeah, I did it.... It kinda sucked because ((your bad experience here))....  4) I thought about it before, but would prolly~ never follow thru with it.... Too many consequences....  5) I would never ever have to ever pay for sex, I am a stud that gets laid all of the time....  6) I would BURN in HELL if I used a hooker.... And so will all of YOU TOO....!!!  7) I am in love, and don't want anyone else....  8) I am in love, and we were BOTH thinking about hiring a companion for a fantasy night 3-Sum....!  9) ((insert your own answer)) 
Shit, I will just make it a poll.... 
>^;;^<
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
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Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea


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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5933672 - 08/05/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like u need 1
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Leanin
Student of theIron Game

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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: Ego Death]
#5933678 - 08/05/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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someone needs to get laid.................
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: Ego Death]
#5933680 - 08/05/06 02:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LoL, I should not be at the computer right now.... 
    
  
  
  
    
>^;;^<
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


Registered: 09/07/04
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: Leanin]
#5933684 - 08/05/06 02:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I did also think it was pretty damn funny when I found it on Craig's List....  It was like an e-pussy catalog....!
Yeah, I do need to get laid, but it hasn't been that long....  I don't know if I could actually get the nerve to hire a hooker.... I dunno~, maybe if I was drunk....
>^;;^<
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
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Leanin
Student of theIron Game

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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5933690 - 08/05/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you have no game, face it
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Konnrade
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5933749 - 08/05/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Use discretion, some internet ads for prostitution are actually just bait to lure in victims and mug them.
Also, many of those hookers just steal images from porn sites and try to pass it off as being them. You may wind up seeing a picture of a hot asian chick and wind up meeting up with a 7' tall black "woman" whose name was Charles before the post-op name change.
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Saucerfulofmoon
Jackass

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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: Konnrade]
#5933760 - 08/05/06 04:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude my best advice for this situation; just masturbate....
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0xYg3n
topdawg


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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: Saucerfulofmoon]
#5933786 - 08/05/06 05:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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he's in need of... "the naked woman thread."
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satanboy
I am the ONE.

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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: Saucerfulofmoon]
#5933787 - 08/05/06 05:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Saucerfulofmoon said: Dude my best advice for this situation; just masturbate....
agreed...
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eligal
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: 0xYg3n]
#5933802 - 08/05/06 05:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
0xYg3n said: he's in need of... "the naked woman thread."
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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daimyo
Monticello

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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5933865 - 08/05/06 07:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get one, almost always a good time. If you're ever through Cleveland PM me and I'll set you up proper.
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daimyo
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: daimyo]
#5933866 - 08/05/06 07:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh, and like a lot of things in life you get what you pay for. So don't be cheap.
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eris
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5933986 - 08/05/06 09:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This posts cracks me up for some reason.
Anyways, I've done it before but it wasn't all that great.  Probably not worth it unless you are extremely desperate. First time I tried it, I wasn't even satisfied an hour later and she had to leave.. don't be surprised if that happens. I've probably tried like 3 different times, but I doubt that I will end up doing it again. I feel more comfortable with girls I know rather than strangers anyway,
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mntlfngrs
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5934102 - 08/05/06 10:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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wanna box?
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Fucknuckle
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: eris]
#5934110 - 08/05/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL funny ass shit....here in Las Vegas there is a entire section about an inch think in the yellow pages just for whores...........
In Vegas there are some absolutely beautiful whores working the Casinos.......Anybody would pay these bitches......there are hot.
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eris
underground


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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: Fucknuckle]
#5934168 - 08/05/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Our phone books only have about 5-6 pages worth of them. They all seem to be for about the same rates too.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: hookers.....? HOOKERS...... And, more HOOKERS..........!!!! (?) [Re: eris]
#5934175 - 08/05/06 10:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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around here, our entire phone book is only 6 pages no hookers listed, just drive around town and look for a red light
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