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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: sexybutsparkly]
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this post reminded me of the chicken scene from pink flamingos lmao


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: sexybutsparkly]
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Well, mother killed 2 this morning the old fashioned way before I could show her the video.



Chicken cones have been around for a long time. There was one on the farm where my grandfather grew up, early 20th century. High tek.


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comfort pleasure power love     truth awareness peace I am      I feel      I do     I love  I speak    I see    I know

why there is reality and patterned, law-like consistency at all, rather than noise or non-reality is not a question physics answers. It's a question physics presupposes an answer to in order to provide other answers.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
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Your mom's request would be considered abuse if you were a minor.

Buulshit. As usual.


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: Diploid]
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I actually have experience in this. the nicest way to kill them is to have a strong person put to hands on its neck not overlapping and pull and twist very hard. it will kill them instantly if done correctly. chopping off the head will cause no more pain than getting cut, then the nerves are cut and they don't feel anything afterward, but they are conscious so while it is virtually painless, it can be frightening, but they won't have to endure the pain of a heart attack or stroke (yes they occur in animals too). these are the best non-chemical ways to kill them. Other than that, take a gun and shoot it in the head, but better not miss. A vegan for health purposes i understand, but if you so much as bullied a single person, you defeat the entire reason for being a vegan for abuse purposes, you abused a human, that's no different than abusing an animal. Teach what you preach, or get down from the pulpit. Not an attack on you, but a generic statement that fits essentially every non-healthnut vegan i know.


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: wormwood whack]
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I'm not a vegan. Why are you replying this to me?


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: Diploid]
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If I ever get some chickens I think this is the way I'll do it.  Just seems right to me.


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: wormwood whack]
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MarkostheGnostic said:
I'm vegan too. Your mom's request would be considered abuse if you were a minor.




You just make this shit up as you go along, don't you?

Around here you can beat your kids to get them to do work that would be a crime if a business paid them.  Children have no rights in most parts of the US at all- no rights to medical treatment, no rights to refuse medical treatment, no rights to property, no rights to work or welfare, et cet.







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As it stands, her request is unethical, immoral, manipulative of you, disrespectful of your superior empathy, and just plain wrong on all fronts.




huh?

How is it unethical to kill chickens if you have a vegan child?  This is stupid. 

wormwood whack said:
. A vegan for health purposes i understand



I don't.  I respect the ethical vegans more.  The people I have the least respect for are the idiots who want to ban the slaughter of dogs or make it a crime to use a mousetrap (which it actually is in my state, though I don't think the legislature intended it, they're just too ignorant to know what they voted on), while buying factory-farmed beef.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: Thegribbs]
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Wow, that lady is very nice and gentle. I love her

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: sexybutsparkly]
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Break it's neck.  Or shoot in the head head with a pistol.


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
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RonaldFuckingPaul said:
Break it's neck.  Or shoot in the head head with a pistol.



fuk ron paul


its argon gas.......

Edited by GreeNmOld (12/05/12 08:22 PM)

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: GreeNmOld]
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GreeNmOld said:
RonaldFuckingPaul said:
Break it's neck.  Or shoot in the head head with a pistol.



fuk ron paul


its argon gas.......



An exit bag for a chicken.  Lol.


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
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MarkostheGnostic said:
As it stands, her request is unethical, immoral, manipulative of you, disrespectful of your superior empathy, and just plain wrong on all fronts.



Please explain how the killing and eating of meat bearing animals raised for that very purpose is unethical and immoral.

Please explain how involving one's offspring in a quest to decide the most compassionate method to render a chicken lifeless is unethical, immoral, and manipulative. For all you know the vegan choice for sexybutsparkly is a relative new venture. Likely she was raised on those same chickens most of her young life.

Please explain how not killing/eating chickens (meat) endows one with superior empathy - or is is simply a self-smug attitude of moral superiority for being a vegan?

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: 57-71]
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For all you know the vegan choice for sexybutsparkly is a relative new venture.

Markos routinely posits that his truth is the only absolute and true truth. He justifies this with silly arguments along the lines of his experiences renders his opinion superior. Your experiences aren't as good somehow. Neither are other "mystics" who claim to have extensive experience.

You'll see. Enjoy the romp if he shows up to defend the never-ending gibberish. He ignores anyone who questions his beliefs when he finds that he can't defend them.


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: 57-71]
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57-71 said:
MarkostheGnostic said:
As it stands, her request is unethical, immoral, manipulative of you, disrespectful of your superior empathy, and just plain wrong on all fronts.



Please explain how the killing and eating of meat bearing animals raised for that very purpose is unethical and immoral.

Please explain how involving one's offspring in a quest to decide the most compassionate method to render a chicken lifeless is unethical, immoral, and manipulative. For all you know the vegan choice for sexybutsparkly is a relative new venture. Likely she was raised on those same chickens most of her young life.

Please explain how not killing/eating chickens (meat) endows one with superior empathy - or is is simply a self-smug attitude of moral superiority for being a vegan?



agreed, morality is a joke, always has been, pick up a history text book.....


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
For all you know the vegan choice for sexybutsparkly is a relative new venture.

Markos routinely posits that his truth is the only absolute and true truth. He justifies this with silly arguments along the lines of his experiences renders his opinion superior. Your experiences aren't as good somehow. Neither are other "mystics" who claim to have extensive experience.

You'll see. Enjoy the romp if he shows up to defend the never-ending gibberish. He ignores anyone who questions his beliefs when he finds that he can't defend them.



dude like wtf??????????


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: GreeNmOld] * 1
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WTF wtf? The guy will not defend his arguments. He states them matter-of-factly, then ignores you if you point out the holes. This is a fact.

That is against the spirit of the rules in this forum. I let it go because it's funny to watch and he's been at it for a long time. I'm just stating an assessment of the current state of the debate. The other side smugly defaulted by pressing the ignore button.


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
WTF wtf? The guy will not defend his arguments. He states them matter-of-factly, then ignores you if you point out the holes. This is a fact.







fact??

rly?

has any  fact been stated..

i think not


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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: GreeNmOld]
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I think the expression "matter of factly" is meant to convey someone speaking with authority that does not exist.

It could be said to be Coprolalia.
Copro - Greek - Kopros is translated as feces.
lalia - Greek - to talk.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: GreeNmOld]
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has any  fact been stated..

Markos ignores people who frustrate his debate. Fact.

i think not

Eh, I agree.


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: what is the nicest way to kill a chicken? [Re: 57-71]
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I think the expression "matter of factly" is meant to convey someone speaking with authority that does not exist.

Exactly. That's why it's apt here.

Search his posts and you'll find him stating things along the lines that his psychic powers are real and genuine, but other psychics are fake and commercial.

When I ask him how to discern the difference given that the "other" psychics say the same thing about him and from where I sit both look identical, he clicks the ignore button so he doesn't have to deal with the intellectual dissonance of my counter argument instead of either defending his position or acknowledging that it isn't defensible.

QED


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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