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The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms
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The point of this exercise is to post variations of the answer to: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" as if you were one of the other personalities on this board without naming them.

I will start.

The separation between the chicken and the road is merely an illusion. They are both one. How can you cross yourself?


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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Because I was walking home with dinner from Koo Koo Roo.

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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Actually, the answer to this age-old question was imparted to me last night by my extraterrestrial friends during one of their usual dream visits.

They informed me that the chicken crossing the road is yet another sign that proves the 12th planet is coming closer. I am convinced that there can be no other explanation for this puzzling question whatsoever.

The time is near, my friends!

(just playing )


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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The chicken crossed the road because aliens made them!

Damnit, Steve did this first. Or maybe he is reading my mind about the chicken and the................


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Edited by GRTUD (07/03/02 05:57 PM)

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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he he ha he ha becuz airt it wanted itn ddukcy dick sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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The chicken's body didn't cross the road... the chicken astral projected across the road. On the other side of the road, there was a sign that read:
WATCH OUT FOR CHICKENS IN THE ROAD


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

What a stupid question. In all my years of searching, I have never seen a chicken cross a road. You have no idea what you are talking about. Next time do some research before you post stupid questions.


HEHEHE good one HUH?


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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Well i'm not sure if my chicken is crossing a road or just trudging. I'll ask where hes going


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A Bird in the hand is Dead.

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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How can you believe in a Chicken!! Not to mention the road. You see.... Here is a little paradox. Anyway this is not a question to put at the Mushroom Cultivation Forum!!!!!
If you want, I will answer it anyway. Actually the Egg was before of the chicken, so how could an egg cross the road. Another force (human/alien kind) was needed. Maybe some kind of 5th dimension energy. In my opinion, though, THE MUSHROOM RULE!!!


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I see them bloom for me and you
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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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How can you answer to something that is unknown?

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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This isn't mentioned in my bible.

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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Because it is the will of Allah, the one and only God. Be convinced, As-salaamu alaykum.

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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Because he wanted to


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Shroomalicious - :smile: I love you and in doing so I love myself, because we ARE all one :smile: - "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth leaves the whole world blind and toothless". - Mahatma Ghandi

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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My God,you got it backwards.The roady crossed the chicken.
Dumplings,ya'know.


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
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(Hello.jpg)

-OoD


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Anonymous]
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If the chicken crossed the road, that means that:
a) chickens have the ability of motion
b) roads are not unsolid
c) if a road were fluid in nature, a chicken would not be able to navigate the vessels created for this purpose.

Given the above premises, I think it is quite obvious that chickens not only are unlikely to cross roads, but also ought not to.

I mean, think about it, it's dangerous. This is a world where ministers murder golf-pros, and midgets run for mayor.

Anyway, I talked to the chicken and he said he's sorry about the whole road thing and that he'll never do it again. Chickens.




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"Hallucinogens can be like talking to a really talented salesman: beware of what you can sell yourself." - J.L.C.

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: erectronik]
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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: erectronik]
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what chicken?

k


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