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InvisibleSwami
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The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms
    #720309 - 07/03/02 01:50 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

The point of this exercise is to post variations of the answer to: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" as if you were one of the other personalities on this board without naming them.

I will start.


The separation between the chicken and the road is merely an illusion. They are both one. How can you cross yourself?


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Anonymous

Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #720355 - 07/03/02 02:14 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Because I was walking home with dinner from Koo Koo Roo.


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #720477 - 07/03/02 03:12 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Actually, the answer to this age-old question was imparted to me last night by my extraterrestrial friends during one of their usual dream visits.

They informed me that the chicken crossing the road is yet another sign that proves the 12th planet is coming closer. I am convinced that there can be no other explanation for this puzzling question whatsoever.

The time is near, my friends!

(just playing )


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #720979 - 07/03/02 07:55 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

The chicken crossed the road because aliens made them!

Damnit, Steve did this first. Or maybe he is reading my mind about the chicken and the................


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #720985 - 07/03/02 07:57 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

he he ha he ha becuz airt it wanted itn ddukcy dick sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #721511 - 07/03/02 11:33 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

The chicken's body didn't cross the road... the chicken astral projected across the road. On the other side of the road, there was a sign that read:
WATCH OUT FOR CHICKENS IN THE ROAD


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #721830 - 07/04/02 04:51 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

What a stupid question. In all my years of searching, I have never seen a chicken cross a road. You have no idea what you are talking about. Next time do some research before you post stupid questions.


HEHEHE good one HUH?


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #721996 - 07/04/02 08:17 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Well i'm not sure if my chicken is crossing a road or just trudging. I'll ask where hes going


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #722196 - 07/04/02 10:24 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #722259 - 07/04/02 11:18 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

How can you believe in a Chicken!! Not to mention the road. You see.... Here is a little paradox. Anyway this is not a question to put at the Mushroom Cultivation Forum!!!!!
If you want, I will answer it anyway. Actually the Egg was before of the chicken, so how could an egg cross the road. Another force (human/alien kind) was needed. Maybe some kind of 5th dimension energy. In my opinion, though, THE MUSHROOM RULE!!!


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #722382 - 07/04/02 12:45 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

How can you answer to something that is unknown?


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #722464 - 07/04/02 01:25 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

This isn't mentioned in my bible.


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Invisibleraytrace
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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #722468 - 07/04/02 01:28 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Because it is the will of Allah, the one and only God. Be convinced, As-salaamu alaykum.


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #722557 - 07/04/02 02:13 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Because he wanted to


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #751211 - 07/16/02 04:31 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

My God,you got it backwards.The roady crossed the chicken.
Dumplings,ya'know.


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Swami]
    #751436 - 07/16/02 06:06 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

(Hello.jpg)

-OoD



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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: Anonymous]
    #752366 - 07/17/02 02:47 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

If the chicken crossed the road, that means that:
a) chickens have the ability of motion
b) roads are not unsolid
c) if a road were fluid in nature, a chicken would not be able to navigate the vessels created for this purpose.

Given the above premises, I think it is quite obvious that chickens not only are unlikely to cross roads, but also ought not to.

I mean, think about it, it's dangerous. This is a world where ministers murder golf-pros, and midgets run for mayor.

Anyway, I talked to the chicken and he said he's sorry about the whole road thing and that he'll never do it again. Chickens.




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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: erectronik]
    #753041 - 07/17/02 10:36 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: erectronik]
    #753049 - 07/17/02 10:38 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

what chicken?

k


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Re: The Chicken and the Road: Exploring Paradigms [Re: erectronik]
    #753063 - 07/17/02 10:42 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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