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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
    #2243647 - 01/15/04 06:18 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Fireworks_God: Why ask why the chicken crossed the road? In the end, it doesn?t matter. All that matters is that we are here now. Now leave me the fuck alone so I can play my damn Bass and listen to my Metal.

Swami: Actually, it was NOT a Chicken, but in fact, a Hen, furthermore, it did not cross a road, a road is paved man-made structure consisting of tar and concrete. What the Hen actually crossed, was a path.

Frog: The chicken is paying off bad karma collected from it's previous lifetime and thus is attempting to get run over by a vehicle on the road; as that is what the entity within the chicken did in it's previous incarnation as a human, to another chicken.

Mr_Mushrooms: According to evolution, the Chicken is actually a form of a modern dinosaur. Therefore it retains instinctoidal programming encoded in it?s DNA from the prehistoric ages where it?s ancient relatives once consumed various rodents, insects and so on; thus the chicken was driven by it?s natural instincts left over from evolution to gobble up the field mouse that was across the road.

Silversoul: How do you know that the Chicken crossed the road? Maybe you think you know, but you really don?t know that you know that the chicken crossed the road, you know?

Schlorch: I would concur that the chicken succumbed to the wrath of Nicotine Addiction, as it saw the luscious morsels of Tobacco leaves growing on the other side of the road; thus spiraling itself down a road of Consumer Addiction and propelling it?s malleable ego into the mold of typical Chicken-Paradigms of Chicken-Society.

Shroomism: It was being subconsciously guided by 4th dimensional alien entities to enter a Quantum Galactic portal to the next dimensional plane of existence.

Phluck: The Chicken was taunted and teased and picked on by other chickens, because of it?s homosexual preferences and sexual orientation that was different from the norm, since they were all insecure with their sexuality. So, the Chicken then finally decided to cross the road to the other side, where there are more accepting and non-judgmental chickens. Oh wait! I just did some research on it; actually, the whole thing?s a myth. ?insert skeptic proof link- The chicken didn?t cross the road. 

Trendal: I theorize that it was because of the Multi-verse due to the String Theory, the alternative chicken in the parallel universe did NOT cross the road; which then created the effect of the alternate universe where the chicken DID cross the road, which happens to be the Universe we reside in.

Kaoiwas: Due to the law of Physics, the chicken is incapable of flight, despite the wings it possesses; so it had to walk across the road.


Mixomatosis: What a stupid question! You?re probably just asking because you want to tell me a joke, aren?t you? Well I?m ahead of you so don?t even try to pull that on me, because I?m on top of things and I will make you look STUPID for even trying!

Positronius: Why bother asking me? I?m just gonna paraphrase what Mixomatosis said and give you a similar friggin answer. Now go away so I can preach to my cult of how Philosophers are Evil.

TrueKimbo: It was getting rather sick and tired of skeptics mocking and harassing him about professing to have telekinetic powers, so the Chicken finally gained the inner energy and used it?s telekinetic ability to levitate itself across the road, and away from all the skeptics as they all watched with their jaws wide open in disbelief and marvel. And for a good measure, the Chicken gave them all headaches, with it?s psychic energy.

Learyfan: It was having a conversation with God.

Shizpow: It was performing it?s duty as a Street Samurai, to demonstrate it?s inner-Zen and harmony, that which dissipated all fear of crossing the road.

Doctor J: The side it was traversing on was haunted by spirits and ghosts of deceased chickens, and got tired of dealing with all the female-chicken?s drama and problems, so it moved to the other side.

Shroomnoob: It?s Viagra-dealer was waiting for him on the other side.

PsiloKitten: Because it wanted to exercise it?s FREEDOM and RIGHT as a Chicken. It needed to show the world that it is NOT just any little Chicken, and DAMN PROUD to be a CHICKEN!

MarkostheGnostic: It was searching for it?s inner harmony of spirituality and truth in the Chicken-Religion. It wanted to explore other insights of Dogmas and beliefs, and religions of higher powers in the Universe. It wanted to find?GOD.

Ped: The first problem lies in the arbitrary illusionary judgment that the Chicken and Road are seperate; which is fueled by the same process of gradual decline in culture, wit and basic awareness can also be observed with each consecutive school year at any public education institution in the West. The two are intrinsically connected to the collapse of America into an apathetic, slothful sedation that came with the injection of low-brow Prime Time sitcoms such as "Full House", "Friends" and "Will & Grace", as well as the poisonous insurgence of such politically sanctioned and installed entertainers as MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice. It's been a process which was conciously initiated after the first Gulf War in 1991, eventually giving way to such abominations as "American Pie" I, II, and III, "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire", "Survivor", "American Idol", and most distressing of all, the election of Arnold Shwarzneggar into public office.
The symptoms of this sickness are now manifesting in the unbridled escalation of aestheticism and disrespect for women seen with the rise of corporate rap music, a textbook case of the frantic hardening of the species-ego when exposed to such against-the-grain notions as mystical psychology, UFO's, and the frighteningly sudden stark self-awareness that came with the crest of the 1960's acid wave.
What a bunch of nonsense, eh!

SkorpivoMusterion: Because it wanted to get to the other side.

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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243697 - 01/15/04 06:46 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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SkorpivoMusterion: Because it wanted to get to the other side.
:grin:  




why did it want to get to the other side?
because thats where the public toilets are.
why did it want to go to the toilets?
cause thats where all the cocks hang out


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243703 - 01/15/04 06:52 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Wow... pretty damn accurate, actually.

Except for the last one... I think you'll need an impartial third party to write your own.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243713 - 01/15/04 06:57 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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Fireworks_God: Why ask why the chicken crossed the road? In the end, it doesn?t matter. All that matters is that we are here now. Now leave me the fuck alone so I can play my damn Bass and listen to my Metal.




Classic stuff, my man. I really enjoyed reading them.. I can't count how many times I busted out laughing.

As for mine, I really laughed at that one. :grin:

Of course, my philosophy is actually all-encompassing, so why the chicken crossed the road definitely plays a part.. but ya'll basically only see my "leave me the fuck alone so I can play my damn bass and listen to my metal" side.  :lol:

Killer stuff, man, thanks for taking the time to roast all of us.  :laugh:

You should do one for Lucid and Deymiyan as well.  :thumbup:
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243715 - 01/15/04 07:01 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

:lol:

that was quite good. 

I have one for you

Skorpivo: because the chicken thought he saw another one that looked just like him about a mile back.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243774 - 01/15/04 07:46 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Silversoul7: the chicken corssed the road to get to the Chicken Party Headquarters and join a protest for Chicken's rights.

SWAMI: the chicken crossed the road because it was told to by another chicken and didnt question these orders

Fireworksgod: I'm sure the chicken crossed the road. No wait, waybe it didnt. Ok, It probably just walked halfway across the road.

Phluck: The chicken crossed the road because its genetically determined neurophysiology was conducive to road-crossing behavior

Shroomism: the chicken didnt cross the road, he just accessed the memory of a chicken crossing the road from the Akashic record.

Learyfan: the chicken crossed the road because Bush Knew.

Sclorch: the chicken crossed the road because SWAMI is cool.

Mr_Mushrooms: the chicken crossed the road because it was a former mod (it resigned)

SkorpivoMusterion: The chicken crossed the road to break up a fight between 2 other chickens on the other side.

Frog: the chicken crossed the road to see its guru so it could ask why chickens cross roads.

Marty McFly: "Nobody... calls me chicken..."


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2243803 - 01/15/04 07:57 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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Fireworksgod:  I'm sure the chicken crossed the road.  No wait, waybe it didnt.  Ok, It probably just walked halfway across the road. 




Does this have anything to do with my posts basically being me thinking out loud, contemplating thoughts as I go along? :grin:
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2243806 - 01/15/04 07:58 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Lucid: The chicken was suffering from a borderline psychosis-schizophrenic personality disorder with extreme social-anxiety and forgot to take it's meds that morning, and completely lost it's mind and delved into a mental-chaos spree and randomly crossed the road in all due insanity...aw fuck, I dunno, where's my MEDS AT??? I have an appt with my shrink in 2 hrs!

Deiymiyan: The chicken had a great eye for detail?and noticed a sign across the road?.


He then decided to look for the hidden lesson?..


The hidden meaning?.




Behind the sign that said ?No Trespassing? on the other side?


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243809 - 01/15/04 07:59 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?




Because it has legs and knows how to use them.

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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243815 - 01/15/04 08:00 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

  :lol:

Good stuff, skorpivo :smile:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2243821 - 01/15/04 08:05 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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Does this have anything to do with my posts basically being me thinking out loud, contemplating thoughts as I go along?
Peace.




pretty much. that and you are one of the few people on here willing to change his opinion mid-arguement when the facts dont pan out. envious of that myself, kid.






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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2243832 - 01/15/04 08:09 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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SkorpivoMusterion: The chicken crossed the road to break up a fight between 2 other chickens on the other side.





I'm curious, what are you basing this on? :grin:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243836 - 01/15/04 08:11 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Because when I go to KFC I prefer to take out rather than eat in  :lol:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243840 - 01/15/04 08:12 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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I'm curious, what are you basing this on?





you seem like a mediator type, but I havent really known you that long, so its just a first impression. I seem to remember you mediating a few arguements both in here and OTD


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2243845 - 01/15/04 08:14 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

ohhh gotcha :grin:  


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2243865 - 01/15/04 08:25 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Funny stuff bro.  :lol:

Cheech & Chong: Well, the chicken was tweakin' on 5 g's of cubies, man. The road was so fucking' cool with all colors of the spectrum pulsing in infinite fractals twirling in cosmic meaning that the bird just like, had to check it out, man. Then a semi-trailer barreling down the road driven by a square who was not groovin', splattered chicken guts all over the road. Bummer, man!  :nut:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2243884 - 01/15/04 08:34 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

"Phluck: The chicken crossed the road because its genetically determined neurophysiology was conducive to road-crossing behavior "

Also due to its upbringing and past experiences.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Phluck]
    #2243900 - 01/15/04 08:38 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

I'm curious what you and Swami would say mine is....


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2244022 - 01/15/04 09:27 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

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pretty much.  that and you are one of the few people on here willing to change his opinion mid-arguement when the facts dont pan out.  envious of that myself, kid.





Hell, things change. New information comes in, new perspectives are vantaged from, learning is a constant thing. Thinking is suspossed to be flexible, open to change.. open-mindedness is k3y...

But ja, just got to applaud this post once more, really fucking good stuff! Skorpivo, your one for D was fucking killer!  :grin:
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2244044 - 01/15/04 09:36 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Seuss: What is the sound of one chicken digesting?


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2244055 - 01/15/04 09:41 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Skorpivo and DoctorJ, you guys are pretty funny, and pretty accurate. It's funny the things we become known for here. Our styles of argument, or basis for argument.

Seriously, though, if I was asked why the chicken crossed the road, I would have to say, "To see what's on the other side." I don't want to miss anything.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
    #2244076 - 01/15/04 09:49 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

What do you think I would say? :grin:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2244240 - 01/15/04 11:12 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

You would say the same thing?


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
    #2244243 - 01/15/04 11:20 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Maybe, but I would say the same thing in the same post rather than creating three seperate posts to say the same thing within... :grin:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Seuss]
    #2244303 - 01/15/04 11:41 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

  :lol:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Seuss]
    #2244324 - 01/15/04 11:46 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

I got rid of her triple posts...so now you just look like a retard or something :wink:

:smirk: :lol:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: trendal]
    #2244381 - 01/16/04 12:06 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Okay, I think I know, now, what you guys are talking about.

The stoopid computer or internet or, more likely, YOUR WEBSITE, froze up on me, so I clicked on "continue" several times while it was frozen because I'm an impatient ADDer.  :grin:

But now I look like the retard because now you are going to wonder what I was laughing at in the ealier post if I didn't know that I had posted 3x!


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
    #2244387 - 01/16/04 12:08 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Seuss has successfully passed the torch :wink:

:lol:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2244425 - 01/16/04 12:22 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Heheh, that was brilliant.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2244682 - 01/16/04 02:12 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

man...I ain't never said shit about zen and harmony. You're making me out to be some patchouli addled hippie. That's fucked up...but pretty damned funny.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
    #2244810 - 01/16/04 04:42 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Yeah, but why did the Frog cross the road?  :tongue2:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Swami]
    #2244835 - 01/16/04 04:57 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

It was stuck to the bottom of my tire.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2244898 - 01/16/04 05:23 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Ahh yessss...

The chicken...  *Bwok*    *Bwok*  !!!


As the chicken crossed, it didn't realize that a car, ala 2Fast2Furious, was speeding within his vicinity; so that the driver could win the heart of that "blond bimbo" at the finish line..

OOOHH NOO !!!!  :eek:


At the last second, the chicken noticed.  The probability of getting struck was evident.



Right there and then, a MIRACLE happened.  In fact, it was a Synchronicity !

A tree from behind got struck by lightning causing a great disturbance!

Without thinking, the chicken stops and turns to look.


Would you believe, as the car approached, the tree just happened to get into the right position..  The car drove onto the truck, causing it to become airborne.


HOLY SHITBALLS BATMAN !

THe car cleared over the chicken!    This was the right moment to scamper the rest of the way accross.  THe chicken took it! 

He was safe!







But wait...





On the other side, behind the sign that said "Do Not Enter" [cause everyone "knows" reverse psychology works 6 times out of ten in a double blind placebo controlled laboratory experiment], undetected by anyone, was a factory farm.


The chicken got a gut feeling...  *This dosen't look good..  Maybe I should turn back*


Unfortunately...  He ignored his "sixth sense".

So..

THe chicken took the bait.


He went to investigate further.

Still tho..  It didn't 'feel' right to go ahead.






Wait..  OH NO !!  There's the farmer...  With HIS AXE !!!  :eek:













The chicken has a heart attack and drops dead.














Moral of the story?































Don't re-incarnate as a chicken. :lol:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: trendal]
    #2245610 - 01/16/04 03:05 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

> so now you just look like a retard or something

:grin: I'm pretty sure it is more than just looks...  oh wait!  hey!  :smile:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Seuss]
    #2245611 - 01/16/04 03:13 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

Lord of Fungus: The chicken had an appointment with Sylvia Browne accross the road, and thus was it's life-plan as it had chosen before it incarnated into it's this lifetime.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2245615 - 01/16/04 03:20 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

DO ME!!! DO ME!!!


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2245844 - 01/16/04 07:05 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

Skorpivo, you didn't do Ed!!


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
    #2245955 - 01/16/04 08:10 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

It just came to my attention that you forgot to write an explanation on why the chicken crossed the road for SpecialEd.

:lol:
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2246248 - 01/16/04 10:57 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

(from old comedy album by improv group "conception corporation)
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(some hippy tripping dude, muttering to himself):
oh, man, i am never gonna take this stuff again... drug crisis hotline number... oh man, the three looks like an eight... never, never again... hello?
(recorded voice on telephone) (sorta "jewish/new york" sounding):
you have just dialed "dial a doity joke" --- a chicken vas walking down the road... along comes a hooooker and says to the chicken and says "hey, chicken - how about a lay?" then up comes the farmer and says to the hooooker "not vit my chicken you don't!"
...
you have just dialed "dial a doity joke" --- a chicken vas walking down the road...
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2246923 - 01/17/04 03:36 AM (19 years, 25 days ago)

SpecialEd: It saw a Tattoo-body-art saloon across the street and needed to get some more stylish body-art and modifications man, it needed to get it's chin-gobbly thingy pierced and it's earing's gauges increased and a new beak-tattoo, and then some.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2246925 - 01/17/04 03:37 AM (19 years, 25 days ago)

:lol:

I feel complete now!


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2247504 - 01/17/04 08:53 AM (19 years, 25 days ago)

Um, I didn't see that as Ed. Why is that Ed?


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
    #2247872 - 01/17/04 01:33 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

He's always talkin about his body art/modifications, piercings and whatnot. Example.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2247915 - 01/17/04 02:59 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

I am trying to set a new trend. I sculpted my big toenail to look like the Taj Mahal.


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Swami]
    #2247931 - 01/17/04 04:05 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

I am trying to set a new trend. I sculpted my big toenail to look like the Taj Mahal. 




Some historians have described the Taj Mahal as India's noble tribute to the grace of Indian womanhood, and you memorialized that on your toe...(cue misogynistic "camel toe" joke) :lol:


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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Swami]
    #2247955 - 01/17/04 04:24 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

This must be a hint that you have a lover that is into foot fetishes :wink:  


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